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which is nice and all, but all this made me think of is how few women writers are as prominent as any of these men, and how most of these men are whiiiiiiite as fuccccck






The only way to respond when someone asks you “why do you write strong female characters.”
The last one.
Author Of Russia's Anti-Gay "Propaganda" Bill Crashes LGBT Film Festival
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The homophobic United Russia city parliament deputy Vitaly Milonov reportedly arrived with an entourage of five to six people calling guests 'animals, 'un-Russian' and 'faggots', according to QueerFest organizers. The Russian lawmaker, who co-sponsored the 'non-traditional relationships' law, previously said a gay activist must die for his 'extremism'. According to organizers, Milonov and his group also shoved around two guests, slapping them in the face. After Milonov and his group started attacking guests, police reportedly arrived shortly after, harassing venue owners to show ownership papers.Queer Fest reports that the police left after "finding no cause for action and everything in order." Organizers acknowledge that merely holding their event puts them at risk of fines and arrests. Theirs is the first LGBT event to test Russia's new law.
More on the Double Concealed Carry Killings
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tl;dr: One of them had his concealed carry license revoked for 3 years over a DUI; a weapons charge was revoked because the gun was not the threat to society, his drunken driving was
"The idea that more guns lead to less gun violence only makes sense if you believe in a world of rational actors who walk out of a econometrics theorem. People get angry. They get in fights and do stupid things. Add guns to the mix and more people get killed."
Dinosaur Feathers Found in Ancient Amber
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visualamor: Work in progress, one session, tough guy. My...
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A Lot of Work Went into These Vines
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Twitter / AvoidComments: Don't do it! Don't give in. ...
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caterpillarcowboy: Unbelievable. I think my mouth was open the...
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Performer is Miyoko Shida: http://www.youtube.com/user/MiyokoShida
Performance is Sanddorn Balance, from the Rigolo Swiss Nouveau Cirque: http://www.rigolo.ch/?lang=en
caterpillarcowboy: Unbelievable. I think my mouth was open the whole time.
seriously take a minute to consider this.
Linked: All NFL Team Logos Redesigned
firehose"Some are remarkably good others remarkably terrible."
going to take a swing and say the terrible ones are KC, NYJ, Pats, Fins, Ravens, Vikings (wtf)
Steelers are probably on the good list but fuck changing the Steelers logo; Seahawks might be on the good list but grose
lol at Cardinals
Al Qaeda's 'Conference Call' Of Doom Was Deciphered By An Enlisted Airman
The Do's, The Don'ts, And The Oh God, Please Don'ts Of Men's Fashion
Where The GOP’s Wonderland Is Real
Homeschooling's Sinister Side
Launch party fêtes the sartorially brave of “I am Dandy” on Savile Row
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For some, fashion week is the ultimate opportunity to gorge oneself, wholesale, on the personal style choices of those who are purportedly amongst the world’s most fashionable people. The collective gawking, chronicling, and obsessive analysis that follows is now so firmly entrenched in contemporary fashion culture as to render the very [fashion] itself common, digested in the time it takes to scroll through the day’s instagram feed, leaving a voracious hole of desire for newness that gains momentum season after season. For this reason, books like the new “I am Dandy: The Return of the Elegant Gentleman”, out now on Gestalten, are such a vitally important source of inspiration today.
Writer-photographer duo Nathaniel Adams and Rose Callahan spirit us away from this fashion system, behind the scenes, and into the delightfully anarchic sartorial world of people whose fashion choices stem from a deep inner conviction, rather than collective influence. Their profiles of some 56 men from England, France, and the United States – several of whom attended last night’s genteel launch party at Gieves & Hawkes on London’s famed Savile Row – offer ample opportunity to laugh (Simon Doonan’s professed love of Liberace), drop one’s jaw (the internal syringe pocket in Dickon Edwards’ three-piece velvet suit, inherited from Sebastian Horsley), nod in agreement (why yes, Winston Chesterfield, women do appreciate elegant men) or simply take note of fun facts (Hamish Bowles now wears mostly Dries Van Noten, Paul Smith, and Tom Ford suits. Got it). But more than that, they espouse the deeply important notion of dressing as one’s most authentic self, unswayed by the turning tides of fashion, rooted in a profound understanding of, and ease with, the alchemy of style.
Co-hosted by Gestalten and Gieves & Hawkes, the launch party brought the authors, minglers and sartorial wizards themselves together for a lovely evening at their store on Savile Row, replete with a tailor live-chalking jacket patterns, a jazz trio providing the essential standards, and a portraitist snapping those looking to step behind the camera. Below, a series of our favourite shots from the evening.
Special thanks to Lina Kunimoto at Gestalten, and to the book’s authors, who have given us such a riveting book to add to the collection.
Teenage wunderkind tailor Zack MacLeod Pinsent.
Works in progress and finished specimens pop against a wall of pattern slopers.
Dickon Edwards in his famous silver velvet three-piece suit, inherited from Sebastien Horsley.
Two dandies discuss pressing sartorial matters while the spectre of Nick Wooster looks on in the background.
Happy guests enjoy their drinks against the ideal closet, Gieves & Hawkes-style.
Drinks. Lychee martinis, elderflower cocktails, whiskey, and champagne.
A Gieves & Hawkes staff member sitting pretty. Very pretty.
Photographer Khalil works his magic.
Two dandies serenade a striking young lady.
The woman and man of the hour, elegant co-authors Rose Callahan and Nathaniel Adams.
Gustav Temple and Michael “Atters” Attree ham it up outside on the ‘Row.
…yes, that is a taxidermy-ed bat on Mr. Atters’ lapel.
Fin.
-Kelly René Miller
Music: Newswire: Reports of bounced checks suggest Insane Clown Posse may not be all that financially responsible

Only days after it was suggested that working for a man named “Dirty Dan” might not provide the most courteous environment for a young lady, a new Associated Press report indicates that the Insane Clown Posse may not be particularly serious about its financial responsibilities. The Hardin County Sheriff’s Department, along with several vendors, says that checks received for services rendered at this year’s Gathering Of The Juggalos have bounced—bounced, presumably, like a psycho-schizo freak who just doesn’t give a fuck—leaving them to complain that they’re still owed thousands of dollars from Psychopathic Records, where one of the few things they’re not crazy about is proper budgeting.
Among the more than $300,000 in expenses still owed by the label—which is a business based on selling rapping clown music to people who like to saw off their own nipples, as well as ...
Read moreDid Hollywood Give The 1920s A Boob Job?
firehosetl;dr: Baz pushed breasts up in an era where pushed-up breasts were the norm and flappers rebelled with flattening looks
Tunisian Women 'Waging Sex Jihad In Syria'
firehose"Jihad al-nikah, permitting extramarital sexual relations with multiple partners, is considered by some hardline Sunni Muslim Salafists as a legitimate form of holy war."
somehow I think I'm missing some context from this AFP news article
Harry Potter Wedding Spoiled by Failed Owl Delivery Service
firehosefuck your nerd wedding
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Game of Thrones Actors Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey on ‘Sesame Street’
firehosePeter Dinklage is a mensch
Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey — known for their roles as Tyrion and Cersei Lannister in HBO’s Game of Thrones — make an appearance on Sesame Street in these adorable videos. Dinklage sings “Whatever Simon Says,” and Headey helps Murray relax as he tries to remember what today’s word is.
videos via SesameStreet
via The Mary Sue
Apple iPhone 5S review
firehose"it can feel like Apple’s deployed an amazing amount of technology just to make it slightly easier to buy things from its stores"
well, duh
Just like old times
I wish the iPhone 5S had a slightly larger screen — 4 inches feels smaller and smaller — but it’s otherwise hard to fault Apple’s basic design. The 5S is virtually unchanged from last year’s model, from the cold aluminum back to metal frame with chamfered edges. Even a year on, it’s one of the best smartphone designs ever — at once svelte and sturdy, machine-like and comfortable. Its only real rival is the HTC One, itself exquisitely made; I’d love for Apple to have come up with some thrilling new design here, but there’s always next year.
Even a year on, the iPhone's design is top-notch

The practical upside to a 4-inch phone is that its 1136 x 640 display still looks great even as its resolution is lapped by the 1080p screens on the Galaxy S4 and HTC One. Even after spending time with those devices, the 5S’s display is still excellent — its remarkable color accuracy shows off the colorful iOS 7, and viewing angles are fantastic. At some point Apple will have to increase the iPhone’s screen size again, but for right now, it’s hard to find any other complaints about this display.
The phone may feel the same, but the finishes do look different. The basic colors are subtle: silver is essentially the same as it ever was, and the "space gray" is just a lighter version of last year’s black model. They’re both nice, but neither will turn the heads of iPhone 5-toting passersby. That effect is reserved for the gold model, a champagne-colored device with white accents that is really a sight to behold. It’s not gaudy or ostentatious, like something Vertu or Porsche would make. It’s just classy and unique. It doesn’t quite mesh with the bright blues and greens that are all over iOS 7 the way the candy-colored iPhone 5C does, but it’s a gorgeous piece of hardware.
The gold shines brightest on the circular rim around the new home button — it’s color-matched to whatever device you buy, but it only really stands out on the gold 5S. The home button looks different, with no square icon in the center and a metal ring around the concave button, but the look portends an even bigger change in how your home button works.

The touch, the feel
Using Apple’s Touch ID fingerprint security system feels very much like being in a secret agent movie: you pull the phone out of you pocket, touch the ringed home button (which is now much more tactile, directing your finger to exactly the right spot), and presto — you’re in.
Setting up Touch ID takes a couple of minutes, during which you place your finger on the device every which way so it can learn the ins and outs of your print so it can learn who you are. Once it gets all the data it needs, Touch ID uses your fingerprint — you can teach it as many as five, and I recommend doing at least both thumbs — to let you unlock your phone without a passcode and buy things in Apple’s stores without a password.

It requires a bit of patience at first, but once it figures out all the crazy, misaligned ways you might mash on the button, it works pretty reliably. And if it can’t figure out who you are, which happened once when I had crumbs all over my fingers and again when I had wet hands, it goes back to your four-digit PIN.
Most importantly, it’s virtually instantaneous. I assumed I’d rather type in a passcode, because even if it’s slower at least I’m doing something, but Touch ID rarely take more than a single beat before the gates open and iOS 7 falls into place.
Apple says Touch ID only stores your fingerprint in special encrypted memory on the phone itself, where it’s accessible to neither Apple’s servers, the NSA, nor anyone else.
Security trumps usability with Touch ID
That’s comforting, but at the moment it limits the obvious possibilities — as with many things in iOS, the tremendous potential of Touch ID is restricted to Apple’s own apps and unavailable to third parties. Being able to authenticate Google Wallet or PayPal or even Facebook would be great, and Touch ID could be a tremendous if it could effectively password-protect certain apps. (Sorry, friend, you can’t tweet from my phone.)
So for now Touch ID is a useful tool, but it can feel like Apple’s deployed an amazing amount of technology just to make it slightly easier to buy things from its stores. But that’s now — with some development Touch ID could become truly spectacular. I know I’m already annoyed every time I actually have to type or swipe to unlock another phone — I just want to touch it and open the vault.

Future-proofing the smartphone
Apple’s spent more time talking about the 5S’s specs than I’ve ever seen the company do in the past, but the improvements are hard to evaluate. In benchmarks, the new A7 processor is spectacular – the top of its class in nearly every way. Games look fantastic, with nary a skipped frame and faster loading times than ever; even apps seem to open and close just a little bit faster than before. But the iPhone 5 wasn’t exactly getting long in the tooth, and we’ve had no problematic performance issues on the 5C either. Side-by-side in daily tasks, the 5S isn’t so much faster than the 5 or 5C that you’ll notice right away — it’s not like the animations in iOS 7 are running any faster.

What the 5S and the A7 really have going for them are longevity. There’s so much raw power here that it’s going to be a while before apps take real advantage. Infinity Blade III, Apple’s traditional barometer of a new iPhone’s processing ability, looks better on the 5S than the 5, with sharper graphics and crisper transitions between scenes, but it’s not a wild new level of performance. There’s plenty of headroom here, though, and it means that after two years the 5S is probably going to be able to keep up far better than most of its predecessors did.
The M7 "motion coprocessor" is maybe even more interesting than the A7 itself. It’s designed to collect data from the accelerometer, gyroscope, compass, and others, and use that data to determine the state of your phone without sucking battery life. The processor means the 5S knows if you’re driving; it knows when you stop driving and start walking; it knows when you haven’t picked the phone up for a few hours, and it can stop downloading new email so often because you’re either sleeping or you left your phone at home. This is another feature with only a few implementations — Maps changes the type of directions it gives you depending on whether you’re walking or driving — but my mind’s reeling with the possibilities. What if Twitter could update every time I picked up my phone, because the first thing I do is always open Twitter? What if I don’t have to wear a Fitbit anymore? What if location-based apps like Foursquare weren’t such battery hogs? We can only dare to dream.
The new processors are cool, but they'll be more useful soon
Like the Moto X, the iPhone 5S has an entirely new ability to discern what I’m doing with my phone all the time — if it can react, or learn from my actions, it could make using a cellphone faster and more intuitive than ever. But all of that is potential right now — another "if" for Apple and its developers to deliver on.





Call quality in general is very good, as much any cellphone can be – the more I use FaceTime audio, typically by forcing friends and family to use it with me, the more I realize how bad call quality normally is. But the iPhone is generally good enough, and plenty loud that I could always hear and be heard. Reception was good, and it’ll be good in more places than ever thanks to expanded LTE support in more and more countries. New York City is always a hellish nightmare of LTE service, but the 5S did as well as I could ask.
Maybe it was unreasonable to expect better battery life, but the 5S does have a bigger battery than the 5 — a popular spec bump for Apple and its competitors this year. But what the 5S may have gained in capacity it gives back in consumption, and battery life here seems to be almost exactly what we’ve seen on the 5 — it’ll last you a full day, but nothing more, and often less if you have an itchy Netflix finger or get lots of email and other notifications. Maybe now, with future-friendly power in its processor, Apple can figure out how to make it last longer. Or maybe it should just make a bigger phone with a bigger battery. Either way would be fine.
Overall, it adds up to an impressive spec sheet that matches up with the best in the industry, but like all spec sheet battles, the overwhelming story of the 5S is to hurry up and wait. Touch ID, the A7, the M7 — they’re all good now, Apple seems to be telling us, but just wait and see what we can do. Even iOS 7 feels that way, with its spartan Today screen and locked-down sharing menu, its teasingly useful Siri features that still stumble all too quickly, and animations that seem to be running at demo speed. While Android has become a fast, fun, fluid operating system, iOS remains a mostly siloed set of apps and services, with notifications and multitasking that still feel unfinished.
I’m growing accustomed to iOS 7’s constant animations, stark white backgrounds, and text-heavy design — but I’m still not totally sold on Apple’s new direction. The new coat of paint is mostly a good thing, but it can’t change the fact that parts of iOS are still really lacking. And without the awesome color-coordination of the iPhone 5C, the bright operating system is in stark contrast to the understated hardware.
There is one place where iOS 7 and the iPhone 5S fully embody Apple’s vision of integrated hardware and software: the camera. The iPhone 5S’s camera is incredible.

The perfect shot
The Lumia 1020 may offer you 41 megapixels, but for virtually every practical purpose the 8-megapixel iPhone 5 was the best smartphone camera on the market — and the 5S is even better. Apple didn’t sacrifice sharpness for low-light capability, like the HTC One and its Ultrapixel camera, and it hasn’t traded quality for simplicity, like the Moto X. Apple just took a great camera and improved both the hardware and software. The sensor is still 8 megapixels, but it’s slightly larger in size, which means each individual pixel is slightly larger and collects more light. That means better low-light performance and crisper shots all around, and it delivers.
The iPhone 5S takes excellent pictures, better even than the iPhone 5. Things are a little sharper and more detailed even in good lighting, but the real difference comes at night. The 5S is noticeably better in low light conditions — where the 5 used to capture only silhouettes and often just black, the 5S can get usable pictures. Same goes for the new 1.2-megapixel front-facing FaceTime camera — awkwardly dark video calls and Snapchats are now totally in play, for better or worse.

The new, faster A7 processor flexes its muscles when the camera’s running. There’s a new burst mode, which I quickly started using all the time: it shoots ten frames per second, and then either automatically selects the best of your photos or lets you choose your favorite. (I always picked my own — the automatic setting was hit and miss.) Once you’ve selected your favorite, you can easily delete the rest of the burst, which is extremely handy — no one needs all those shots of the same thing cluttering up their camera roll and Photo Stream. Since the iPhone 5S can still take a moment or two to focus, it’s prone to missing the perfect shot — burst mode all but solves that problem.

The new processor also enables slow-motion video, letting you shoot 720p at 120 frames per second and then play it back at a quarter speed. It starts the clip at normal speed, drops into slow-mo, and then speeds back up right at the end just for effect. Get ready for a lot of iPhone slow-mo footage to pop up — pretty much everything looks awe-inspiring in slow motion, and using it is addictive.
There are some other new camera features as well: Apple’s added live filters in the camera app, which are interesting but not quite as artistic as Instagram’s, zooming is now possible while you’re recording video, and there’s automatic digital image stabilization. None are exactly earth-shattering features, but all are nice to have. Same goes for the new True Tone flash, which fires two lights designed to balance with the scene around you and light your subject better; it works as well as any flash can, with far more balance, but you’re still much better off not using a flash at all. Luckily, most of the time you won’t have to.
The 5S basically works like a point-and-shoot, and most of the time takes pictures like one too. For many people, the 5S will be the best camera they own. It really is remarkable advancement, even if it doesn’t feel like a total overhaul.

Wrap-up
Apple iPhone 5S
Good Stuff
- Beautiful design
- Super fast processor
- Fantastic camera
Bad Stuff
- 4-inch phones are starting to feel small
- iOS is far from perfect
Small tweaks add up to big changes
The most remarkable thing Apple did with the iPhone 5S was to change everything while appearing to change almost nothing. The processor’s faster, the camera’s brighter, and the software’s a little smarter. But rather than club you to death with features to prove just how many things this phone can do, the iPhone 5S simply does everything it did before, better. Even the new things feel integrated, and obvious — Touch ID has quickly come to feel completely natural, and slow-motion video now feels notably absent from the iPhone 5. There aren’t two dozen different multitasking systems or countless camera modes; the 5S is just more capable and more intuitive than ever before. It’s easily the best iPhone ever made, and maybe the best smartphone ever made.
But there’s a downside to forward thinking. Apple’s made a phone that’s going to last, that appears to be ready for whatever technical innovation the industry develops or crazy games we decide to play. But until those things come along, that preparedness can feel very much like Apple’s simply made minor changes. Today, the 5S is but a minor improvement over the 5, with only the camera and perhaps Touch ID truly counting as purchase-worthy upgrades. But as Apple learns to make use of its motion processor, its 64-bit operating system, and its fingerprint sensor, and teaches its developers to do the same, the 5S will get far better.
That's the best thing about the iPhone 5S: at the end of your two-year contract, it's still going to be a great phone — maybe even better. That’s the best reason to fight the spec wars.
The Breakdown
More times than not, the Verge score is based on the average of the subscores below. However, since this is a non-weighted average, we reserve the right to tweak the overall score if we feel it doesn't reflect our overall assessment and price of the product. Read more about how we test and rate products.
- Design 9
- Display 9
- Camera(s) 9
- Reception / call quality 9
- Performance 9
- Software 8
- Battery life 8
- Ecosystem 10
Verizon blocks Nexus 7 and will probably get away with it
firehoseall carriers suck forever

Verizon Wireless, by virtue of winning spectrum in the 700MHz C Block at auction in 2008, is required to abide by open access rules. In this slice of airwaves, license owners "shall not deny, limit, or restrict the ability of their customers to use the devices and applications of their choice."
Yet when a Verizon customer who bought an LTE-enabled Nexus 7 from Google attempted to add the device to his shared data plan, he was told by the official Verizon Wireless support account on Twitter that "not all LTE tablets are created equal. It’s not part of our line up & can’t be activated."
That's a clear-cut violation of the open access rules, right? Verizon says it's not—but it is now promising to enable the Nexus 7 after finishing up some tests to make sure it works properly. The customer, well-known journalist and professor Jeff Jarvis, filed a complaint with the Federal Communications Commission. But as one customer advocate told Ars, even if the FCC takes action, it will come too late to prevent Verizon from dragging its feet in approving the device.
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Valentina Tereshkova, 76, first woman in space, seeks one-way ticket to Mars | Science | The Observer
firehoseseriously, though, ship old people to Mars

Having reached the age of 76, it might be expected that Valentina Tereshkova would be planning a life of quiet gentility: a bit of gardening, perhaps, or catching up on reading. Far from it. The grande dame of astronautics has no intention of retiring gracefully, she has revealed. Indeed, she has a very different idea of how her future will unfold: she wants to go to Mars, her favourite planet. More to the point, she says she is happy if the mission turns out to be a one-way trip.
"Of course, it's a dream to go to Mars," says Tereshkova, who became the first woman in space after she spent three days orbiting Earth in 1963. "I want to find out whether there was life there or not. And if there was, then why did it die out? What sort of catastrophe happened?"






















