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Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe
The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things.
He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do
god bless you sir
Stolen: An Amputated Toe Used to Make Cocktails
All the gin joints in all the towns in the world have got nothing on the the Sourdough Saloon, located inside the Downtown Hotel in Dawson City, Yukon. There, you can drink a "Sourtoe Cocktail”—a shot of whiskey (or whatever else you'd like) with a preserved human toe floating inside. As the cocktail's official site explains, "you can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but your lips have gotta touch the toe."
This past weekend, though, all this fun was interrupted: Someone stole the toe.
As the CBC reports, the suspected thief, who came to the Downtown Hotel from Quebec, "had earlier boasted about wanting to steal the toe." He managed to convince a new staff member to serve him a Sourtoe Cocktail outside of the designated toe-drinking time, which normally spans from 9 to 11 p.m. He then absconded with the appendage.
"We are furious. Toes are very hard to come by." https://t.co/bCx4krsPZY
— CBC News (@CBCNews) June 20, 2017
"Salted human toe" might not sound like a particularly appealing garnish. But since its invention by local riverboat captain Dick Stevenson in 1973, the cocktail has proven mysteriously and enduringly popular. Over 100,000 people from all around the world are now certificate-carrying members of the "Sourtoe Cocktail Club," drawn to Dawson City by the chance to try to drink. "Stunts like this adversely affect the whole community, not just the Downtown Hotel," 'Toe Captain' Terry Lee wrote in a news release about the theft.
This is not the first time the hotel has lost a toe. The first ever Sourtoe—which Stevenson found in the cabin of a deceased miner, who had amputated it in the 1920s after a bad case of frostbite and stored it in a jar of alcohol for decades—was accidentally gulped down by a guest in July 1980.
In the years since, a number of locals have stepped in to fill the void, donating toes that they have lost to accidents and amputations. But plenty of these have also been stolen or swallowed—as many as three feet's worth—and the hotel eventually instituted a $500 fine for toe theft or ingestion. Even that wasn't enough to stop one 2013 guest, who chugged the toe on purpose and then slapped $500 on the table. (He was an American.) The fine has since been raised to $2,500.
This latest toe was donated last summer, and spent six months curing in salt before it took its spot behind the bar. "This was our new toe, and it was a really good one," hotel manager Geri Coulbourne told the CBC. "We just started using it this weekend."
They feel confident that they will find the thief. Besides his pre-drink boasting, he left his Sourtoe Cocktail certificate—with his name on it—behind. If the toe is not returned, they plan to press charges—which seems like a better deal for the thief than a more Biblical retaliation would be.
In the meantime, the hotel assures guests, the cocktails will keep flowing. "We fortunately have a couple of backup toes," Lee writes.
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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
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@rubyandhergingercatYour body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”
Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.
6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness
I laughed, then laughed harder when it dawned on me that looking at this had triggered the effect I was looking at.
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GUYS GUYS WHAT IF EVIE IS A ‘LIBRARIAN’ AND THE ONLY ONE TO SUCCESSFULLY RETIRE
Fifteen years in the field. Fifteen years serving the Library without a whisper of complaint, without a single word about how difficult it could be to work her way into secret societies that closed their doors against women for no reason, without ever once giving in to the urge to hit someone with a chair. Fifteen years.
“We’ll find your Guardian,” they said, over and over. "The call’s been sent. The Library is looking. We don’t know why he isn’t answering.“
She knows why, thank you very much. "He” isn’t answering because “he” is a man, and no man she’s ever met would be willing to let a woman set the score the way she needs to. The Library can call as much as it likes. Any man with the skills to Guard will keep refusing to listen until he knows he’ll get the chance to be in charge.
Fifteen years.
And now here he is, this man with his stupid face and his stupid hair and his stupid eyes and his stupid letter from the Library, which he thinks is trash and carries anyway. "Figured it couldn’t mean me,“ he says, when she finally asks him, and he shrugs, and if she hadn’t just put so damn much effort into saving his life, she could kill him.
Fifteen years.
They’ve already wasted so much time.
There's a vending machine selling fake Instagram likes, because this is what we've become
This is where humanity has sunk to: a vending machine for fake Instagram likes.
If you're in downtown Moscow, you might want to pick up a few hundred (or thousand) likes to boost your self-esteem, from this machine.
Russia takes the worst excesses of capitalism to the extreme, so here's a vending machine in a mall for buying Likes for your Instagram pics pic.twitter.com/ZZt189opgd
— Alexey Kovalev (@Alexey__Kovalev) June 5, 2017
The machine was spotted and tweeted by journalist Alexey Kovalev.
For just $0.89, you can get yourself 100 fake Instagram likes on your brand new picture. Read more...
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Boxer Shows Off His Incredible Hand-Eye Coordination
Boxers are more than just musclebound brutes who learn how to pound people into the ground with their fists- they're skilled fighters who train hard in order to learn how to best use their fists as weapons.
They train to hit faster, strike harder and punch with precision, as well as learning how to avoid or block as many of their opponent's blows as they can, but above all they learn to master the art of hand-eye coordination.
Watch this Behind The Gloves video featuring Vasyl Lomachenko and you'll see how impressive a boxer's hand-eye coordination can be!
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Dogs Wait Patiently At The Gate Until Their Names Are Called
Dogs are obedient by nature, born and raised to follow their pack leader and remain loyal to the pack, and if you want to see the true extent of a dog's obedient nature you have to see a dog trainer work their magic.
The trainer in this video trained her dogs to wait at the gate until their name is called, demonstrating how well dogs can tune out distractions and follow commands even when they'd rather be playing with their pals. However, there's one rebel in every pack, and in this pack rebellion is named Nacho.
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These wedding Dresses Are Made Of Toilet Paper And They Are Surprisingly Amazing
Here comes the bride…in toilet paper!
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Twitch Users Are Playing the Stock Market With $50K of One Dude's Money
One of the most consistently entertaining features of the video game streaming platform Twitch is the series of “Twitch Plays” videos that allow users to work together to beat a game. Today, a software developer who is either a genius or a fool launched StockStream, a channel in which users are trying to beat the…
Spoiled Teen Polishing Sports Car With Puppy Causes Outrage On Instagram
Outrage and harsh backlash has unfolded as a video was recently uploaded of a spoiled teen using a dog to polish one of his fancy cars. A million dollar iconic 6.0 litter Maserati MC12, to be exact. The post was shared on an Instagram account @Richkidslondon, with the caption "The only way to wash the iconic 6.0 litter Maserati MC12 is with 100% natural puppy fur ensuring a proper polish."
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Watching trucks slide perfectly into parking spaces is a satisfying way to waste time online
Friends, when it comes to online recreation, you've got a lot of options. You could watch an intricate candle carving video, for example. Or watch slime being made. Or watch a nice clip of waterfall. Or watch a teen pour a bunch of Orbeez into a pool. And there's fidget spinner porn now! It's all right there!
Today, I'd like to throw another internet activity into the mix for your consideration: semi-truck parking videos.
These clips, which feature massive vehicles slipping flawlessly into parking spaces, fall pretty firmly into the "oddly satisfying" category. The truck drivers, for many of whom this is standard practice, are an inspiration for bad parkers like yours truly, who failed her first driving test (passed the second, though!) and has literally never parallel parked in the wild. Read more...
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‘Castlevania’ Teaser: Netflix Taps into Nintendo Nostalgia for Animated Series
Following the success of ’80s-nostalgia genre hit Stranger Things and the announcement of a prequel to Jim Henson’s ’80s magnum opus Dark Crystal, Netflix continues to dig deep into our childhoods.
The streaming service has upped its nostalgia game, brushing off an old Nintendo cartridge (literally!) in the first teaser for its animated adaptation of the dark fantasy video game series, Castlevania.
Based on the Konami video game released in 1986 (many sequels would follow), the Castlevania TV series gives a slick, anime-style update to the popular pixelated game, though you wouldn’t know it until nearly a minute into the teaser.
For a good 40 seconds of the 1:26 minute trailer, we’re treated to an unknown hand brushing off an old Castlevania Nintendo cartridge. The unseen player is given the option of some pixelated versions of Kevin Spacey’s Frank Underwood from House of Cards, Taylor Schilling’s Piper from Orange is the New Black, with — since this is an adaptation of an ’80s game — your requisite Stranger Things nod, before settling on the Castlevania. Someone must have been very proud of their pixel rendering of Spacey, because the teaser lingered on his likeness so long I thought for a moment that Castlevania would star Kevin Spacey. Alas, that was not meant to be.
The teaser then flashes to a grim animated landscape filled with impaled skeletons and dusty castles as a voice with a thick accent narrates, “There is a darkness upon this land. A savior is needed.”
The teaser descends into gore and bloodshed before the hero is presented as “The man who will kill Dracula.”
See the official synopsis below:
Inspired by the classic video game series, Castlevania is a dark medieval fantasy following the last surviving member of the disgraced Belmont clan, trying to save Eastern Europe from extinction at the hand of Vlad Dracula Tepe himself. The animated series written by best-selling author and comic book icon Warren Ellis and executive produced by Warren Ellis, Kevin Kolde, Fred Seibert and Adi Shankar.
Castlevania, also known as Akumaj? Dracula, was first released by Konami in Japan in 1986 for the original Nintendo NES console. It made its way to North America in 1987 and became a cult hit, making the lists of many “best video games ever.”
The Netflix original series adaptation of Castlevania drops on the streaming service on July 7.
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Pope Francis doesn't want to hold Donald Trump's hand either
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