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04 Oct 20:56

rejectedprincesses: mccaffeteria: rejectedprincesses: Chynara...





rejectedprincesses:

mccaffeteria:

rejectedprincesses:

Chynara Madinkulova (long hair) and Aida Akmatova (bun) compete in the “Traditional Archery” category at the World Nomad games in Kyrgyzstan, which concluded last week.

Said games also include eagle hunting, horseback wrestling, and setting people on fire. Also this game where you chuck javelins at people to knock them off their horse.

Clearly the Olympics needs to step it up.

I’m sorry did you say setting people on fire?

Yes. Yes I did.

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It’s called Oert Jalymdagan Chabandes. It’s on a stamp.

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We live in a weird, wonderful world, Tumblr.

04 Oct 19:26

ICE accidentally doxed snitches and targets on anti-immigrant hotline: ‘I’m not too happy about it — sh*t’

by Travis Gettys
The Immigration and Customs and Enforcement website inadvertently dumped personal information for hundreds of callers and their neighbors as part of a Trump administration hotline to snitch on immigrants. Hundreds of call logs are available for download on the ICE website, and much of the personal information — but not all of it — is […]
04 Oct 19:25

animal-factbook:This dog is one of the world’s most well-known...





















animal-factbook:

This dog is one of the world’s most well-known supermodels. This lucky canine travels across the globe, wearing the latest fashions and getting its picture taken along the way. Photos end up in Vogue, Elle, and several other high profile magazines and publications.

04 Oct 18:24

opposite-of-batman: 18 years ago a man walked into a school in Dunblane, Scotland with four handguns...

opposite-of-batman:

18 years ago a man walked into a school in Dunblane, Scotland with four handguns and killed 16 students all under 6 years old, a teacher and then himself.

This led to a debate on gun control and in 1997 2 firearms amendment acts were passed making it illegal to own a handgun for personal use in the United Kingdom.  We have had no shooting on a similar scale to this since.

6 weeks later in Australia was the massacre in Port Arthur when 35 people were killed and 23 wounded, which led to the imposing strict gun control. There have been no shootings on a similar scale to this since, either.

If I hear one more person tell me that there’s nothing that can be done in the US when there are massacres after massacre I will scream because it is so clear and people are pretending to be blind.

04 Oct 18:02

Hillary’s email was just coded language for misogyny. It was a...



Hillary’s email was just coded language for misogyny. It was a dog whistle for toxic masculinity. Trump/Republican voters don’t care about private email.

Just like they don’t care about golfing, vacation days, and using Air Force One. That was just a dog whistle for racists to attack Obama.

04 Oct 17:52

dork-bajir: Amazon is an important store







dork-bajir:

Amazon is an important store

04 Oct 17:41

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04 Oct 17:39

jhameia: tastefullyoffensive: Same. (via matsuda98) the tilting...



jhameia:

tastefullyoffensive:

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

04 Oct 16:41

fade-steppin: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: arellasmercy: chicken...



















fade-steppin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arellasmercy:

chickenfluffbutts:

chicken shaming 

@kedreeva 

SHAME THE BIRBS

ive had this picture saved to my computer for years for just an occasion such as this.

04 Oct 16:29

captainamericuddles: wilwheaton: lcewarden: the-good-captn: bi...



captainamericuddles:

wilwheaton:

lcewarden:

the-good-captn:

biolizardboils:

everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten

Fight the system. Harold.

i, for one, wish to read some dogman comics

Stay strong, Harold.

i love captain underpants

04 Oct 16:10

senatorgana: incorrect sw





senatorgana:

incorrect sw

04 Oct 16:08

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04 Oct 15:48

alwaysbewoke: always remember that american schools are not concerned with truth but with...

alwaysbewoke:


always remember that american schools are not concerned with truth but with americanization. if it were concerned with truth, it wouldn’t be still be teaching that abe lincoln was some kind of messiah who came to the rescue of black people. 

04 Oct 15:43

ray-winters-sings: kant: sepiachord: Hermit crab using a...



ray-winters-sings:

kant:

sepiachord:

Hermit crab using a discarded doll head for a shell

this is definitely the most cursed thing ive seen

Y’ALL

04 Oct 15:40

cisnowflake: nz45south: theinturnetexplorer: It’s arguably more...

Cary

Someday I will do this in our little office/guest/computer room...











cisnowflake:

nz45south:

theinturnetexplorer:

It’s arguably more the cats’ house than his at this point.

He is not crazy he is wonderful and I love him and his 7 fluffy children

Goals

04 Oct 12:46

defilerwyrm: unicornempire: iguanamouth: I. Love this.  Love...



defilerwyrm:

unicornempire:

iguanamouth:

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I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

04 Oct 12:44

sweetoothgirl: Sprinkle Donut Chocolate Milkshake

Cary

All it needs is a good dose of coffee in the shake an you have a complete breakfast!!! (perhaps add a bacon swizzle stick

03 Oct 23:47

literallyaflame: literallyaflame: if u kill a bug that’s cool, i kill bugs all the time, but if a...

literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

if u kill a bug that’s cool, i kill bugs all the time, but if a person says, “hey, i am going to be upset if you kill that bug, please let me take it outside,” and u respond by killing the bug just to hurt and ridicule them, i’ve got some bad news for you

ur a fucking asshole

this is it. this is the most controversial post i’ve ever made on tumblr dot com. i’m getting actual hate for this. people are arguing with this.

literally all i said was “don’t be purposefully malicious to hurt another person’s feelings, because if you do, that person will think you’re an asshole.” this is some grade school shit right here. this is kindergarten. god, this is pre-school. if you’re purposefully mean to people? you’re an asshole. you’re the bad guy. i get that you think you’re edgy and interesting, but actually you’re the most boring person on the planet.

i fucking hate all of you. you think you’re intellectually superior because you’re rude, but actually, you’re just rude. congratulations on letting everyone know that you’re a rude annoying asshole. god. you’re all four years old. i literally feel like i’m explaining the concept of ‘bullying’ to a class of four year olds right now.

03 Oct 22:16

keelime-pies: yourjodeanfaceblog: gelana78: eztosee: It’s...

Cary

New life goal... I must teach at least one cat to do this when the wife leaves town next time.



keelime-pies:

yourjodeanfaceblog:

gelana78:

eztosee:

It’s pumpkin season guise.

The black and white one is in it to win it.
Oh my gawd.. wheeze laughing.

I literally cannot with this. 😂😂😂

When tabby starts ringing both bells. “Gimme all the treats yo!”

Omg those stares, those determined stares >8C TREAT NOW!

03 Oct 21:40

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Cary

These are the rare situations where I actually talk to strangers/co-workers/etc...



03 Oct 19:56

sailorsexbang: senshi76: show me the roundest cat

sailorsexbang:

senshi76:

show me the roundest cat


03 Oct 19:46

aridotdash: sorrygodlol: theunvanquishedzims: Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters...

aridotdash:

sorrygodlol:

theunvanquishedzims:

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially 

03 Oct 18:19

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!















My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

03 Oct 18:07

Video

Cary

I think that he passed the marshmallow test.



03 Oct 18:01

defilerwyrm: why-animals-do-the-thing: willetton: 3 cyborg...



defilerwyrm:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

Probably the best caption I’ve seen so far.

cyborks

03 Oct 17:17

Ancient tomb of Santa Claus discovered beneath church

by Newsweek
Cary

We can clone him...

Archaeologists in Turkey may be on the cusp of solving a mystery thousands of years in the making after they stumbled on a tomb beneath the remains of an ancient church they believe contains the remains of Saint Nicholas—known popularly as Santa Claus. A portion of the site believed to contain the u...
03 Oct 17:00

minerfromtarn: sprinklesofsunshine: tacopocalyptica: tryfag: s...







minerfromtarn:

sprinklesofsunshine:

tacopocalyptica:

tryfag:

snips-starkiller-stormpilot:

laivaaja:

persisting:

zoomwitch:

hethatcures:

radetzkymarch:

stormcloak:

skotothalamos:

90sold:

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

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Fuck.

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

Epic legends.

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

this is the greatest thing ever

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury one of the most relatable Star Wars characters, and more proof of how the EU is awesome.

When I mourn the EU people probably think I’m mourning Epic Story Arcs or how Boba Fett went from being someone who flew into a Death Pit to being the most terrifying bad ass in the galaxy but no

I’m mourning the loss of beautiful Absolute Nonsense like this and the fact that Outer Space Skynet nearly conquered the universe but blowing up the second Death Star prevented a Robot Apocalypse without anyone EVER KNOWING

In my mind, Willrow Hood and his Ice Cream Maker of SECRETS will always be the hero of the Rebllion 

Disney can’t take that from me

03 Oct 16:57

MUCH SPEEDSUCH VROOMVERY  FASWOW

Cary

I am embarrassed to admit how much this amused me...



MUCH SPEED

SUCH VROOM

VERY  FAS

WOW

03 Oct 16:46

brookietf: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: takeoursouls: pwoosh: ...

Cary

My day is complete...





















brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

takeoursouls:

pwoosh:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.

(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

YES

@rkellyismydaddy

“I LOVE THESE WEIRD AIR DOGES AND THIS VERY TINY PUPPER”

Beautiful inter-species friendships <3

They are so Wholesome and Precious :D

03 Oct 12:44

lunasong365: positive-memes: I Will Not Be Eaten The true...



lunasong365:

positive-memes:

I Will Not Be Eaten

The true feminine

I am not sugar and spice and everything nice. I am music, I am art. I am a story. I am a church bell, gonging out wrongs and rights and normal nights. I was baby. I am child. I will be mother. I don’t mind being considered beautiful, I do not allow that to be my definition. I am a rich pie strong with knowledge. I will not be eaten.