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13 Mar 09:01

#Megagamerzgate

by jon
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Let's fight the internet!

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The Megagamerz are back again to mix it up with things and thoughts! They are realer than real, wetter than fish. Don’t mess with Gamer1 and Gamer2 unless you like pork and punches.

Okay!

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12 Mar 20:13

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...what?

12 Mar 08:43

March, 11th

Arnvidr

Most exciting art sign.



March, 11th

11 Mar 18:53

Norway's prison without bars: 'It's a trust thing'

Halden Prison tests the limits of humane incarceration and rehabilitation, greatly reducing re-offending rates.
11 Mar 14:17

Please, Respect the Grapes

wine should never be an inspiration for drunk dialing.

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11 Mar 07:29

All The Notes

by jon
Arnvidr

Butts.

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Aliens! Always with the eavesdropping and the anal investigation and the transgalactic benders. Whaddya gonna do.

OK kids! Have a great day or so.

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10 Mar 09:15

A Response to VH1's "Backlash of The Heavy Metal Puritans: Why Metal Needs To Expand Its Boundaries"

by BreadGod
Arnvidr

It's this guy again, almost managing to stay on the right side of the line this time, as he picks apart some frankly disturbing thoughts from a VH1 writer (previously guitar player in God Forbid).


One day I was shitposting on twitter (by the way, follow me on twitter if you haven't already) when I stumbled upon a VH1 article called "Backlash of The Heavy Metal Puritans: Why Metal Needs To Expand Its Boundaries". For those who don't know what VH1 is, it can best be described as a marginally better version of MTV. It plays a few music videos in between the lowest common denominator reality TV shit that makes up its broadcasting schedule. When I saw this, my first thought was, "Oh great, another retard complaining about how metalheads have some modicum of standards." I was right to think that.

The author starts off by complaining about how his list called "The 15 Metal Bands, Young And Old, You Should Be Listening To In 2015" got a bunch of angry comments. Welcome to the internet, dumbass. If you have an opinion - any opinion - then people will get angry at you for it. The main reason why this guy is complaining is because the commenters are saying that the bands he listed weren't metal enough. I looked through his list and I can determine that the bands he listed can on some level be classified as metal. The only thing this guy is guilty of is having shitty taste in metal. Perhaps that's the reason why the commenters were so angry.

He goes on to say:

Even if I had started the column with the intention of making a list that was distinctly metal, I’m not totally sure what I would have come up with. A high degree of metal-ness does not exactly equate to a high level of creative innovation. Currently, I think the inverse might be actually true.

Wait, did I read that right? "A high degree of metal-ness does not exactly equate to a high level of creative innovation." What the fuck is this guy talking about? The only reason we have genres like death metal and black metal is because of the pursuit of more metal-ness. Metalheads saw that their music wasn't aggressive enough, so they made it more aggressive. Metalheads saw that their music wasn't evil enough, so they made it more evil. The pursuit of the extreme is the mother of all metal innovation. Where does this guy get off claiming that more metal-ness will lead to less innovation? He then says:

This got me to thinking about the place we’re at with the close-minded and obtuse mindset of the heavy metal elitist. As I’ve matured, my place has been to play counterpoint to convention wisdom in the metal world, such as my article on defending mainstream metal or my recurring segment, Rejecting the Sickness on the Metalsucks Podcast, where I argue with hosts and true metal nerds, Chuck and Godless, about the validity of bands hated on by the fanboy elite.

You know, that rhetoric sounds awfully familiar. Let me try rephrasing it.

"This got me to thinking about the place we’re at with the close-minded and obtuse mindset of the video game elitist. As I’ve matured, my place has been to play counterpoint to convention wisdom in the gaming world, such as my article on defending mainstream gaming or my recurring segment where I argue with true gaming nerds about the validity of games hated on by the fanboy elite."

Here we have a guy who hates how metalheads try to keep the quality of their scene high by adhering to standards. He demonizes these standards by calling them "elitist" and demands that they accepts the metal bands he likes no matter how shitty and non-metal they are. This exact same thing happened to the gaming community. We now have rainbow-haired retards running around and demanding that their shitty text-based adventure game about depression be put on the same pedestal as games like Final Fantasy VI and Super Mario 64. I don't want that same fate to befall the metal scene.

The author then states:

In reaction to my Top 15 list, commenter, Seth, perhaps explained this mindset to a T, “Metal—and by metal, I mean death, black, doom, thrash, ‘traditional’ hm etc., NOT ‘post metal’ or ‘djent’ or ‘mathnoisecore’—should not appeal to non-metal people.”

Well, this Seth guy has a point. Metal is often referred to as the devil's music. It's supposed to sound evil. It's not supposed to sound cheery and pleasant. It's not supposed to sound inviting to the common man. The author of this article disagrees with that notion. He says:

I genuinely appreciate Seth’s candor and ability to draw strict guidelines on what his version of metal is, but I am not going to play ball. I am not going to tell you what you want to hear. There are plenty of metal websites and blogs that cater to the tastes of the underground palette. Metalinjection.net, Metalsucks.net, Decibelmagazine.com. I could have put Behemoth on the list instead of Bring My The Horizon because they have credibility and it would have kept the hounds at bay. I could have put Black Crown Initiate on the list because, well, “they were on the other critic’s list.” I guess there is something there that I should glom on to. Behemoth and Black Crown Initiate are great, but I am just using them as examples of bands that might meet the metal scene’s “trueness” qualifications.

>claims to know of metal websites that cater to the tastes of the underground
>links to a pair of shitty clickbaiting sites and a washed-up rag

By the way, someone really needs to make a Rob Halford version of this pic.

The guy then lists six attributes which he claims qualify certain bands as metal. The first attribute he lists is "Oldness". He starts off the paragraph by linking to an article written by the notorious clickbaiting hack Sergeant D. Sergeant D's article essentially shits on people who like old metal bands and reads like it was written by an annoying 12 year old. Then again, Sergeant D is an annoying 12 year old trapped inside an adult's body, so that isn't really surprising.

The author of the VH1 article does the exact same thing. He complains about how metalheads love old bands. He claims metalheads love old bands because of nostalgia for the 80s, ignoring all the diehard metalheads like me who were born in the 90s. Perhaps the real reason why metalheads love these old bands is because their music was both well-made and influential. Metalheads love old bands like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest for the same reason non-metalheads like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones. He then says:

Being new and sounding new means you are stepping outside of the boundaries established by metal’s past, and subsequently un-metal. The metal scene is conservative and wants things to stay as they have been. I wonder if Norman Rockwell ever painted head bangers.

Looks like this guy is going the Kim Kelly route by claiming that metal is "conservative". Metalheads have no problem with change and experimentation if it's done right. Just look at all the people who love Deathspell Omega. What this guy wants is novelty. He wants change purely for the sake of change. Novelty leads to shit, and last time I checked, metalheads don't like shit.

The second attribute he lists is "Musician-ness". He claims that metal musicians design their music only to please other metal musicians. In other words, he hates on complexity. I'm not a musician in the slightest, but I love complex metal. He claims that "simplifying your music in any way means you are 'playing to the lowest common denominator'". This statement shows that he has never listened to any doom, stoner, or sludge metal.

The third attribute he lists is "European-ness (White-ness)". Basically, the author is hating on white people generally and Europeans specifically. He bemoans how metalheads prefer metal bands that feature a European sound and aesthetic over nu-metal bands. He claims that metalheads' adherence to European aesthetics is the reason why they hate nu-metal, which is black and urban in nature. Actually, I think the real reason why metalheads hate nu-metal so much is because it was an experiment that didn't work.

This paragraph proves that the author has never bothered to look beyond the American and European metal scenes. You see that band I put at the top of this article? That's Sickles. They're from Indonesia, and they're awesome. The entire non-Indo-European world is full of awesome metal. All you have to do is go looking for them. Some people don't want to do that. Some people, such as the author of the VH1 article, would rather bitch and moan about how white the metal scene is.

The fourth attribute is "Extremity". He basically states that true metalheads hate any metal that is not extreme.

Even though clean vocals are accepted in certain bands like Judas Priest (Old) or Opeth (European), you’d be best served by ditching the clean vocals altogether for maximum cred.

He's obviously never heard of Anaal Nathrakh.


Oh wait, they're European. According to this jackass, they don't count.

The entire paragraph about extremity is comedy gold. Here's this passage:

On the instrumental side of things, speed is god. Groove is the devil. Bands like Hate Eternal or Krisiun may not be as popular as groovier bands like Decapitated or Obituary, but their credibility will never questioned, because they live and die by the blast.

Groove is the devil? Bitch, have you ever listened to slam? Then there's this:

Look into the rise and fall of Cryptopsy’s cred as they teetered on losing their membership in the death metal fraternity by straying off the reservation of the extreme on The Unspoken King album.

"Death metal fraternity"? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you seriously implying that death metal is some sort of sekrit klub? It's gets even dumber from here, folks.

The fifth attribute is "Obscurity". I'll just let the stupidity of this paragraph speak for itself.

There is nothing more a metal elitist loves to do on a message board or comments section than to boast about the brilliance of obscure and unheralded bands. To be fair, elitists in all fields do this, so it’s not exclusive to the metal world. But metal does a particularly good job at tearing down any band that is well known, as if their popularity itself is a sign that the band is somehow tainted. “Hmmm…Volbeat is selling quite a lot of albums and concert tickets. Something must be afoot.” Suspicion of metal’s top earners lacking metal authenticity is commonplace, unless of course they are a legacy (Old) band like Iron Maiden.

The sixth and final attribute is "Ugliness". The author isn't even trying anymore.

I think this is the main reason metalheads are leery of a band like Bring Me The Horizon, and including them in the list caused such a firestorm. That is one pretty son of a bitch fronting that band, and good-looking people are inherently untrustworthy. Metallers prefer their band members to embody a look resembling a coal miner who moonlights as a Game of Thrones extra. Avenged Sevenfold would be much more appealing to the average metal nerd if you threw in a token beer gut, a few barfight battle scars, and a couple Captain Caveman beardos. Of course, there are plenty of good-looking people in “true” bands, but having a face like a foot will quickly get you over the top on the path to credibility. No disrespect to Udo.

Where are these metalheads who only care about how ugly a band is? Hell, where is the evidence for any of the author's claims? As far as I know, he's just making shit up in order to make metalheads look like close-minded idiots.

This article has gone on long enough already, so let's try to hurry through it.

What it ultimately breaks down to is the idea of purism and the mentality of a purist. I am a bi-racial man who was in a band, God Forbid, whose career was defined by blending styles and paid the price for it. I have lived my life in the grey area.

Oh, did I mention? This article was written by Doc Coyle of God Forbid. At least it wasn't written by Byron Davis. He's a pretty cool dude.

Your purity can go fuck itself. In my mind, the movement that strives for purity in metal conjures a connection to disastrous ideologies like Aryanism or troublesome social engineering tactics like eugenics. Our music scene is not quite in the same realm as the aforementioned social and political movements, but the mentality that distills homogenization is linked.

Okay, this is where you invoke the Nazi boogeyman and I stop taking you seriously. Have a great day, faggot.
09 Mar 21:27

March, 9th

Arnvidr

End of the line.



March, 9th

08 Mar 02:01

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07 Mar 01:48

March, 6th

Arnvidr

Your move, tree.



March, 6th

06 Mar 08:01

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Baxter is the key.





05 Mar 20:52

March, 3rd

Arnvidr

Going down.



March, 3rd

05 Mar 15:54

You Can't Take Our Oxford Commas!

05 Mar 07:25

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Tough



03 Mar 06:46

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Arnvidr

Tricksy

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02 Mar 00:19

February, 27th

Arnvidr

This year's "We Love The 90's" is drawing closer. I might not go this year either.



February, 27th

01 Mar 16:31

March, 1st

Arnvidr

The tree fascinates all.



March, 1st

27 Feb 22:56

These Parents Send the Nicest Correction, Years After the Fact

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26 Feb 23:39

February, 26th

Arnvidr

Backyard is a mess lately.



February, 26th

26 Feb 19:48

The FCC's Historic Day: Voting Yes For Net Neutrality, Voting No On Protectionist State Telecom Law

by Karl Bode
Arnvidr

Nice!

Today was, no hyperbole intended, probably one of the more historic -- albeit at times one of the dullest -- days in FCC history. The agency, led by a former lobbyist for the cable and wireless industries few expected anything from, bucked a myriad of low expectations and voted 3-2 to approve Title II-based net neutrality rules after an unprecedented public-driven tech advocacy campaign. While net neutrality will likely get the lion's share of today's media attention, the FCC also today voted to begin a prolonged assault on ISP-driven, protectionist state telecom law.

First, it's important to note that despite a 3-2 vote approving the Title II-based rules, we won't get to see the actual rules today. Despite claims by neutrality opponents that this is some secret cabal specific to net neutrality, the agency historically has never released rules it votes on (pdf) until well after the actual vote. It's a dumb restriction that's absolutely deadly to open discourse, but it's not unique to one party or to this specific issue.

As for when we'll actually get to see and start dissecting the actual Title II rules ourselves, we may be waiting weeks -- in part, ironically, thanks to neutrality opponents on the Commission that spent the last few weeks professing to adore transparency:
"In fact, it could take weeks before the final rules are published, the official said. That’s because the two Republican commissioners, Ajit Pai and Mike O’Rielly—who oppose net neutrality of any sort—have refused to submit basic edits on the order. The FCC will not release the text of the order until edits from the offices of all five commissioners are incorporated, including dissenting opinions. This could take a few weeks, depending how long the GOP commissioners refuse to provide edits on the new rules."
Commissioners Ajit Pai and Michael O'Reilly voiced their opposition to the new Title II-based rules by not only voting against them, but by trying to bore meeting attendees to death. Pai, a former Verizon regulatory lawyer, offered a mammoth speech in which he ironically lamented "special interests" and claimed repeatedly to only be opposing net neutrality out of a concern for consumer wallets. O'Reilly tried to top Pai with an even longer, duller speech that continually insisted the FCC was trying to conduct a secret, regulatory takeover of the Internet. A visibly emotional Wheeler was having none of it:
"This proposal has been described by one opponent as, quote, a secret plan to regulate the Internet. Nonsense. This is no more a plan to regulate the Internet than the First Amendment is a plan to regulate free speech. They both stand for the same concepts: openness, expression, and an absence of gate keepers telling people what they can do, where they can go, and what they can think."
While the net neutrality rules are incredibly important, the FCC's decision on municipal broadband may actually wind up being more meaningful over the long run. As we've noted for years, neutrality violations are really just a symptom of a lack of competition. Around twenty states now have laws in place -- usually based entirely on ISP/ALEC model legislation -- that prohibit towns and cities from improving their own broadband infrastructure -- even in instances where nobody else will. In some cases these rules even go so far as to prohibit towns and cities from striking public/private partnerships to improve broadband service.

Specifically, the FCC voted 3-2 to approve petitions by EPB Broadband in Chattanooga, Tennessee, and Greenlight in Wilson, North Carolina. Those petitions requested that the FCC use its authority to ensure timely broadband deployment using "measures that promote competition in the local telecommunications market, or other regulating methods that remove barriers to infrastructure investment." While some politicians have lamented the FCC's move as a trampling of states' rights, these individuals ironically have had no problem with ISPs writing state telecom law that tramples those same rights. The justifications for these restrictions have never been coherently supported, and Wheeler was quick to highlight the hypocrisy of the position:
"You can’t say you’re for broadband and then turn around and endorse limits on who can offer it. You can’t say, ‘I want to follow the explicit instructions of Congress to remove barriers to infrastructure investment,' but endorse barriers on infrastructure investment. You can’t say you’re for competition but deny local elected officials the right to offer competitive choices."
Needless to say, this is likely only a new chapter in the debate over both issues, the precise wording of the neutrality wording will be debated for months if not years, and you can expect ISP legal action on both fronts aimed at protecting the uncompetitive status quo. It also probably goes without saying that opponents of net neutrality and those who like it when AT&T, Verizon and Comcast are allowed to write protectionist telecom law aren't taking the day's events very well. One of the best freakouts of the day belonged to Hal Singer, author of that misleading study we've previously debunked claiming that you'd face $15 billion in new taxes under Title II:

With today's @FCC vote on #NetNeutrality, millions of innovation angels will die. It's our job to document the loss. pic.twitter.com/XGxT8EDx7u

— Hal Singer (@HalSinger) February 26, 2015
While some grieve the death of imaginary "innovation angels," thousands of others are celebrating a rare instance where Internet activism was able to overcome lobbying cash and push a government mountain toward doing the right thing.

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26 Feb 11:34

February, 25th

Arnvidr

Days are getting brighter, but dem evenins...



February, 25th

25 Feb 22:58

Best Friends

24 Feb 23:23

Godspeed You! Black Emperor – “Pleasantry Or ‘Light! Inside Of Light'” (Excerpt) & Asunder, Sweet And Other Distress Details

by Stereogum
Arnvidr

Ooooooo

Back in 2012, the shadowy, majestic Canadian post-rock collective Godspeed You! Black Emperor released Allelujah! Don’t Bend! Ascend!, their first album after a decade-plus hiatus, and it was just as thundering and grand and powerful as everything else they’ve ever done. The band won Canada’s Polaris Music Prize for the album, and they issued a […]






24 Feb 23:19

NSA Director: If I Say 'Legal Framework' Enough, Will It Convince You Security People To Shut Up About Our Plan To Backdoor Encryption?

by Mike Masnick
Arnvidr

Rolling them eyes pretty hard.

Admiral Mike Rogers, the NSA Director, has barely been on the job for a year, and so far he'd mostly avoided making the same kinds of absolutely ridiculous statements that his predecessor General Keith Alexander was known for. Rogers had, at the very least, appeared slightly more thoughtful in his discussions about the surveillance state and his own role in it. However, Rogers ran into a bit of trouble at New America's big cybersecurity event on Monday -- in that there were actual cybersecurity folks in the audience and they weren't accepting any of Rogers' bullshit answers. The most notable exchange was clearly between Rogers and Alex Stamos, Yahoo's chief security officer, and a well known privacy/cybersecurity advocate.

Alex Stamos (AS): “Thank you, Admiral. My name is Alex Stamos, I’m the CISO for Yahoo!. … So it sounds like you agree with Director Comey that we should be building defects into the encryption in our products so that the US government can decrypt…

Mike Rogers (MR): That would be your characterization. [laughing]

AS: No, I think Bruce Schneier and Ed Felton and all of the best public cryptographers in the world would agree that you can’t really build backdoors in crypto. That it’s like drilling a hole in the windshield.

MR: I’ve got a lot of world-class cryptographers at the National Security Agency.

AS: I’ve talked to some of those folks and some of them agree too, but…

MR: Oh, we agree that we don’t accept each others’ premise. [laughing]

AS: We’ll agree to disagree on that. So, if we’re going to build defects/backdoors or golden master keys for the US government, do you believe we should do so — we have about 1.3 billion users around the world — should we do for the Chinese government, the Russian government, the Saudi Arabian government, the Israeli government, the French government? Which of those countries should we give backdoors to?

MR: So, I’m not gonna… I mean, the way you framed the question isn’t designed to elicit a response.

AS: Well, do you believe we should build backdoors for other countries?

MR: My position is — hey look, I think that we’re lying that this isn’t technically feasible. Now, it needs to be done within a framework. I’m the first to acknowledge that. You don’t want the FBI and you don’t want the NSA unilaterally deciding, so, what are we going to access and what are we not going to access? That shouldn’t be for us. I just believe that this is achievable. We’ll have to work our way through it. And I’m the first to acknowledge there are international implications. I think we can work our way through this.

AS: So you do believe then, that we should build those for other countries if they pass laws?

MR: I think we can work our way through this.

AS: I’m sure the Chinese and Russians are going to have the same opinion.

MR: I said I think we can work through this.

AS: Okay, nice to meet you. Thanks.

[laughter]

MR: Thank you for asking the question. I mean, there are going to be some areas where we’re going to have different perspectives. That doesn’t bother me at all. One of the reasons why, quite frankly, I believe in doing things like this is that when I do that, I say, “Look, there are no restrictions on questions. You can ask me anything.” Because we have got to be willing as a nation to have a dialogue. This simplistic characterization of one-side-is-good and one-side-is-bad is a terrible place for us to be as a nation. We have got to come to grips with some really hard, fundamental questions. I’m watching risk and threat do this, while trust has done that. No matter what your view on the issue is, or issues, my only counter would be that that’s a terrible place for us to be as a country. We’ve got to figure out how we’re going to change that.

[Moderator Jim Sciutto]: For the less technologically knowledgeable, which would describe only me in this room today, just so we’re clear: You’re saying it’s your position that in encryption programs, there should be a backdoor to allow, within a legal framework approved by the Congress or some civilian body, the ability to go in a backdoor?

MR: So “backdoor” is not the context I would use. When I hear the phrase “backdoor,” I think, “well, this is kind of shady. Why would you want to go in the backdoor? It would be very public.” Again, my view is: We can create a legal framework for how we do this. It isn’t something we have to hide, per se. You don’t want us unilaterally making that decision, but I think we can do this.

As you read it, you realize that Rogers keeps thinking that if he says "legal framework" enough times, he can pretend he's not really talking about undermining encryption entirely. Well known cybersecurity guy Bruce Schneier pushed back, pointing out that:
It’s not the legal framework that’s hard, it’s the technical framework. That’s why it’s all or nothing.
No matter what anyone said, however, Rogers appears to keep going back to the "legal framework" well, over and over again, as if that magic phrase would change magical thinking into reality:
“If these are the paths that criminals, foreign actors, terrorist are going to use to communicate, how do we access that?” he asked, citing the need for a “formalized process” to break through encrypted technology.

Rogers pointed toward cooperation between tech companies and law enforcement to combat child pornography. “We have shown in other areas that through both technology, a legal framework, and social compact that we have been able to take on tough issues. I think we can do the same thing here.”
Yes, but that's very different, even as anyone looking to rip apart important privacy and free speech tools loves to shout "child porn," the examples are not even remotely comparable. And no one's looking to backdoor everything just to get at people passing around child porn. But the larger point stands. Rogers seems to think that there is a magic bullet/golden key that will magically only let the good guys through if only the tech industry is willing to work with him on this.
“You don’t want the FBI and you don’t want the NSA unilaterally deciding what” is permissible, Mr. Rogers said.
Except that presumes that if only the surveillance community and the tech industry got together they could come up with such a safe system, and as everyone else is telling him, that's impossible. And for a guy who is supposed to be running an agency that understand cryptography better than anyone else, that's really troubling:

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24 Feb 22:51

Who Says Coding Isn't Fun?

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