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Here are more endangered species.

Dedicated to reader Stacey R. – happy birthday Stacey!!

To celebrate Stacey’s birthday, I’ve brought back the character I created for her birthday two years ago, Cat Plumber!

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"Thank you, you’ve been great."

OMG he’s real! #9gag

A Segunda nasce pra todos.

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This guy’s a keeper. #9gag

Every time I shave. #9gag

Reiki is the name of a faux-medical scam that involves the practitioner touching your body with their hands, and then imagining that healing energy is coming through their hands into your body to heal it. (I’m not joking or exaggerating – that’s actually what Reiki is.) Since it’s alternative medicine, and therefore not able to be subjected to the scientific method, its practitioners can do whatever they want with their imaginary healing powers without being subject to regulation.

Bringing alt-medicine to the world of animals has to be lucrative, then, because unlike a human, a dog or rabbit won’t know you’re a lunatic when they see you approach them, adorned in crystals, crazy look in your eyes, murmuring, “I have healing energy in my hands.”

Pimples on your butt aren’t actually acne, but that didn’t stop Green Heart Labs from making an insanely-expensive skincare product called “Butt Acne Clearing Lotion.” It’s a combination of typical acne medication (glycolic and lactic acid) and homeopathic ingredients (which are 100% water.) So it might work to reduce dermatitis and scarring from ass pimples, but at the same time, so would any other topical medication that contains alpha-hydroxy acids. And those don’t cost so much.