THANKGODYOUREHERE

oeming: Deena sad. Sad Deena

Before you cry “FAKE!” — I would have filed this away in the “too-good-to-be-true,” pile, had not Deniz in Ontario stepped forward to admit that he is the mad man behind this posters. Explains Deniz: “I made this flyer because I had had enough of this STUPID CAT wrecking my flowers and window screen, but in the end all it accomplished was making my boyfriend think I was crazy. Oh, and I put my real phone number on it (stupid).”

I’ve gotta say, Deniz, you had me at “photo of similar looking cat.” This is my favorite crazypants submission in a long, long time.

Adds Deniz: “The STUPID CAT still remains at large. I have given up on planting flowers.”

related: Beware of barking mad cat lovers!

Writes our submitter in Philadelphia: “We do not have air-conditioned hallways in my building, so there’s been an ongoing debate on my floor about how open the hallway windows need to be for maximum airflow.” Suddenly…SCIENCE!

related: A/C, windows, and Kelvin’s law of thermodynamics

Writes our submitter in Michigan: “My sister-in-law graduated high school recently, and apparently calling to congratulate her — as opposed to driving 1200 miles to attend the ceremony —  was a major slight.” (A slight I’m guessing she’d be willing to graciously overlook in exchange for 50 bucks or so.)

related: Congratulations! At some point in time, through no effort of your own, you were born.

David in California says that construction has been going on in his neighborhood for the past couple weeks — and apparently not everyone is thrilled with what the city is trying to accomplish. (David managed to document all of these notes when his leaving his house in the morning; they were all gone by the time he returned home that evening.)

related: The Gateway to Contractor Hell

Writes our submitter in Australia: “Our office has been quite settled for the past few years without any issues, but recently fridge items have started to go missing. I’ve lost my own odd pieces of lunch to our unknown thief, so I sympathise completely.”

related: Dear ‘Desperate for Salad’

Writes our submitter in Denver: “I parked my ’82 VW van in the closest guest spot to my home about a week ago, as I’ve been cleaning it out to sell it. Then I was sick for a few days so I didn’t leave the house. Today I found this on the windshield.”

related: It’s my spot and I’ll park what I want to

Megan Fox is pregnant, again! She and husband Brian Austin Green are expecting their second child, nearly one year after she gave birth to their son, Noah Shannon Green, on Sept. 27, 2012. The couple have been together since 2004 and got married in 2010 in an intimate Hawaiian ceremony with Brian's son, Kassius, whom he had during a previous relationship. Megan is currently in NYC finishing up filming on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Will Arnett. The new film is expected to hit theaters in 2014. Congratulations to the happy couple!

July 31st was Harry Potter's birthday, and his good friend Ron Weasley (also known as Simon Pegg) went on Jimmy Fallon's show to wish his best friend a happy life-o-versary. However, it looks like he's had a few too many butterbeers... Actually, probably something a little stronger. Some Hogsmead? A Ginny and Tonic? Aragrog? Mo-He-to that must not be named? We could go on and on with these. (via Entertainment Weekly)

Client: Would it be okay if I paid you in a month?

Me: That’s fine, the invoice is has a 30 day pay period.

Client: Great, that’s when my Kickstarter will be finished and I’ll have money to blow.

The promising Alex at Plutino Models agency stuns in the new portfolio update captured by Jane and Jane.

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wanna read a free 9 pg POWERS story by @brianmbendis and myself? Retro Girl and Walker #POWERSfx

Bill Sienkiewicz’s Elektra.

that first Elektra was drawn entirely on wax paper

mattfractionblog:

July 3rd. For America.

SEX CRIMINALS #1 – GEM OF THE MONTH
story MATT FRACTION
art / cover CHIP ZDARSKY 
SEPTEMBER 4
32 PAGES / FC / M
$3.50
A SEX COMEDY FOR COMICS
Suzie’s a normal girl with an extraordinary ability: when she has sex, she stops time. One night she meets John…  who has the same gift. And so they do what any other sex-having, time-stopping, couple would do: they rob banks. In the vein of THE 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN and BRIDESMAIDS, Image Comics invites you to come along with MATT FRACTION (Hawkeye, SATELLITE SAM) and CHIP ZDARSKY  (Prison Funnies, Monster Cops) for the series that puts the “comic" back in “comics” and the “sexy" back in “sex crimes.”

Follow HERE and @TheSexCriminals for all late-breaking, hot-making, SEX CRIMINALS news ("news")

kelly sue says: If you are an adult who enjoys FF and/or Hawkeye, you want this book.  

Seriously—I know I’m all kinds of biased—but I was blown away by it.  I don’t know what I was expecting, but it’s… I think I expected silly.  It’s funny; it’s not silly.  I’m not an Airplane kind of gal.  I kind of hate that shit, honestly. But this? Not that.  

Can’t recommend this highly enough.

AND you’re going to want to be doubly-certain you pre-order because a) it’s not a capes book and thus will be under-ordered and b) it’s VERY MUCH FOR ADULTS… and thus will be under-ordered. 

Item Code: JUL130403
In Shops: 9/4/2013

bendis says: i just read the first issue and it’s right up there with the best matt has to offer the world. everything kelly says is true. yes, we are both his wives :) but that doesn’t mean we don’t know when the man is blowing the roof off the joint. 

i know it’s weird to say with hawkeye and satellite sam out in the world, but THIS might be the one.

sequentialsmart:

Pages from Scarlet, written by Brian Michael Bendis, art by Alex Maleev.

It’s a truly stand-out comic that can turn something as basic as introducing a character’s back story, into a visually memorable sequence.  

At first glace, it just looks like fifteen panels in standard layout. But it’s really fifteen snapshots of the defining moments and characteristics in Scarlet’s life to date. Note that the last panel of a Portland landmark, which breaks the rhythm established so far, is enlarged to emphasize the most telling quality about her.

It’s exposition done as only a comic can do.

thank you!

The Girls from Hawkeye by David Aja

This is how EVERY marvel comic is made

Today’s special comes to us from New York City, at the entrance to the building’s roof deck. (Just in time for summer, when the entire city already smells like urine and garbage!)

Meanwhile, Jenny spotted this outside a three-story office building in Vancouver, B.C.

related: Dear Bob, please do not pee out your bedroom window