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22 Oct 19:53

Sky Ferreira to Do a Lot of Rockin’ and Headbangin’ in a Black Metal Film

by Devon Ivie


Talk about some very on-brand casting. Dream pop, dance pop babe Sky Ferreira has joined the cast of Lords of Chaos, an upcoming biopic about the black metal scene in early '90s Norway from Jonas Åkerlund, one of the maestros behind Beyoncé's Lemonade. Deadline reports that Ferreira — who recently appeared at David Lynch's Festival of Disruption to reinterpret original Twin Peaks songs — will be starring alongside Rory Culkin and Emory Cohen in an as-yet-announced role. The film, which is being adapted from the popular book written by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind, will follow a young Norwegian band called Mayhem that "popularized a form of heavy metal music known as 'True Norwegian Black Metal,' with a flair for publicity, church-burning and even murder." Rock on, Sky.

23 Oct 01:17

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Dracula | Tod Browning | 1931

Dorothy Tree, Geraldine Dvorak, Cornelia Thaw - The Brides of Dracula

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23 Oct 13:01

Another Harvard Square landmark closes

by adamg


Boston Restaurant Talk reports Cafe Algiers is closing for good today.

21 Oct 07:00

Fuck You Friday, Health Concerns Edition

Achewood strip for Friday, October 21, 2016
17 Oct 14:52

Hot Slut Of The Day!

by Michael K


Officer Deuntay Diggs, the police lieutenant from Stafford County, Virginia who nearly put Beyonce out of a job when his hot moves set fire to the gym at North Stafford High School during a pep rally on Friday!

You probably feel like a black cloud just butt fucked you dry, and that mean it’s Monday again. And before we start yet another week of headlines that make you want to give up everything and join a pack of wolves in the mountains, let’s get into some actual positive shit. North Stafford High School in Stafford, VA held a pep rally on Friday and from my experience, pep rallies are about as fun as going caca in a busy rest stop bathroom. But Officer Diggs turned that pep rally into a must-see event when he busted out moves to Beyonce’s Formation.

My high school pep rallies consisted of the drill team awkwardly dancing to a La Bouche song, so I feel like I was ripped off after seeing an officer of the law drop it low and sway that shit. When Officer Diggs channeled Beyonce, the kids went crazy and freaked out as though they were a hardcore member of the Beyhive and Beyonce herself was performing in front of them.  Every time Beyonce does ANYTHING, this is how the Beyhive responds:

I don’t blame those kids, though, I’d be freaking out too, because Officer Diggs served up The Carlton AND The Charleston in one eyelash-burning performance. That is TALENT! And here’s another angle of Officer Diggs making Beyonce take her ass to the back of the unemployment line, and he’s doing it in harsh lighting and without the help of 30 wind-blowing fans.

Officer Diggs, who is openly gay and engaged to a teacher at that high school, performs at fundraisers and also works as a motivational speaker. He told reporters that he wants to show kids that #itgetsbetter and one day, they too can be blowing off the roof of the school gym with their moves:

“The reason I’m doing this is to show kids that they can make it, that they can survive, that they can be successful. I’ve been very fortunate, at this time when people look negatively upon law enforcement, that I’m able to change that narrative and open up some conversations and engage with people.”

He may be lying to those kids just a little bit… Because many of them could practice day and night, and they still wouldn’t be able to lay it down the way that Officer Diggs did during that pep rally. That is a natural born talent, as is Officer Diggs’ talent at plucking and waxing his way to a 5-star eyebrow situation.

Pic: Stafford Sheriff 

17 Oct 15:30

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Two weeks later, we spoke again.

#*checks calendar* yep


15 Oct 14:28

stonelionhearts: one of the most brilliant exchanges ever...

by annagoldfarb


one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

14 Oct 16:47



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13 Oct 15:06

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13 Oct 19:20

flexibilitas-cerea: Photos from behind the scene of Freaks and...


*quietly weeping*


Photos from behind the scene of Freaks and Geeks.

12 Oct 15:12

What Really Happened on the Set of “Gimme More”? Photos From the Inside

by Bradley Stern

omg kenny

A look behind-the-scenes of Britney's most mysterious music video to date.

The post What Really Happened on the Set of “Gimme More”? Photos From the Inside appeared first on MuuMuse.

08 Oct 12:00

Birthday Sluts

by Michael K


Karyn Parsons (50)
Bella Thorne (19)
Angus T. Jones (23)
Barbara Palvin (23)
Molly Quinn (23)
Bruno Mars (31)
Nick Cannon (36)
Mike “The Miz” Mizanin (36)
Kristanna Loken (37)
Martin Henderson (42)
Matt Damon (46)
Soon-Yi Previn (46)
Jeremy Davies (47)
Emily Procter (48)
C.J. Ramone (51)
CeCe Winans (52)
Reed Hastings (56)
Stephanie Zimbalist (60)
Darrell Hammond (61)
Robert “Kool” Bell (66)
Sigourney Weaver (67)
Sarah Purcell (68)
Chevy Chase (73)
R.L. Stine (73)
Jesse Jackson (75)
Paul Hogan (77)
Rona Barrett (80)

Pic: Getty

10 Oct 15:26

Acceptable Things To Talk About In A Locker Room

by Christine Friar

A listicle without commentary

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  • practice
  • leg day
  • gains
  • coach
  • how we did out there
  • home remedies for the thing on your foot
  • this weather we’ve been having
  • wait who said they’d tried the BK chicken fries
  • Felicity-era Keri Russell
  • Jessica Alba in Dark Angel
  • secrets from your childhood
  • what does this smell like
  • razor burn
  • the self care industry is a scam
  • could everyone please RSVP to your roommate’s Facebook event by Wednesday, just… as a favor to you
  • new emojis: too big?
  • come on who farted
  • what your friends got up to last weekend
  • was Jenna there?
  • did she look happy?
  • wow man that thing really smells
  • high protein hot sauce alternatives
  • Muscle Milk?
  • Pathfinder or CR-V
  • your upcoming weekend getaway
  • like two hours with no traffic
  • not bad at all
  • are rolling suitcases femme?
  • how much you enjoy consensual sexual touching with the partner of your choosing

Acceptable Things To Talk About In A Locker Room was originally published in The Awl on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


Read the responses to this story on Medium.

09 Oct 03:54

sacheu: this is so positive so genuine 


this is so positive

so genuine 

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05 Oct 12:00

Birthday Sluts

by Michael K



Kate Winslet (41)
Betty Who (25)
Nicola Roberts (31)
Jesse Eisenberg (33)
Nicky Hilton (33)
Noot Seear (33)
Paul Thomas (36)
James Valentine (38)
Parminder Nagra (41)
Scott Weinger (41)
Heather Headley (42)
Colin Meloy (42)
Grant Hill (44)
Thomas Roberts (44)
Josie Bissett (46)
Guy Pearce (49)
Mario Lemieux (51)
Daniel Baldwin (56)
Neil deGrasse Tyson (58)
Clive Barker (64)
Karen Allen (65)
Bob Geldof (65)
Brian Johnson (69)
Steve Miller (73)
Glynis Johns (93)

Pic: L’Uomo Vogue

07 Oct 17:00

Cookbook to Tuition

by admin


03 Oct 22:22

Jesus Works in Mysterious Ways

by admin

03 Oct 12:46

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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!“ 

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.“ My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 



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loki go night night

06 Oct 21:00

tastefullyoffensive: (via Mya83Mya) Best thing I have seen...


(via Mya83Mya)

Best thing I have seen all day.

05 Oct 01:59


26 Sep 21:43

The DMV Thinks I'm a Depraved Pervert

by Philip A. Holmes


Image by Taylor Lewis for VICE

There's something you should know about me. In many circles, I am known as the "Catpappy." That's because I'm the person my friends call when they need a cat sitter—I have a natural rapport with the little buggers, and I can draw out even the most aloof kitty cat and have it sprawled out in front of me, purring softly and making the tenderest of biscuits in 40 seconds flat. This is a power I was born with, and I wield it with the discipline of a Shaolin monk.

I perhaps mistakenly believed this was a nickname that would be celebrated by the public. So I had it put on my license plate by going to the California DMV's website, filling out the requisite forms and paying the requisite fee, and requested a custom license plate emblazoned with "CATPAPI"—a compromise made due to character limits.

I believed this to be perfectly reasonable, but unfortunately, the California State Transportation Agency and Department of Motor Vehicles did not. I received the following terse response approximately six weeks after my request:

Now, any self-respecting Catpappy wouldn't take this sort of abuse lying down, so I wrote the CA DMV in hopes I could talk some sense into a government finding cause for obscenity where there clearly was none:

By laying my intentions bare, the state of California surely could no longer reject my plea. After sending off this letter, I began to wait patiently for my newly minted "CATPAPI" tags to arrive.

Sadly, it was not to be, as I received another correspondence from the evil headquarters of the California DMV:

I was bowled over by their obstinate rejection of reason and sanity. What's more, to have an official California government department state clearly that the word "cat" means "vagina" establishes an abhorrent precedent. Not to mention blatant hypocrisy, which I stumbled upon the very next day:

This fight is long from over. I will take it to the highest court of law, or to the lowest depths of good taste. You can't keep a good pappy down.

Follow the California DMV on Twitter.

01 Oct 17:30

Gucci Spring 2017 Collection

by Tom and Lorenzo
04 Oct 00:34

Chloë Grace Moretz Will Return to Horror As a Dead Or Killer Ballerina in Suspiria Remake

by Tolly Wright
2016 Toronto International Film Festival -

Less than a month after announcing she was dropping out of her movie projects, Chloë Grace Moretz is back in the movie-making game. Back in September, Moretz told The Hollywood Reporter, "I pulled the plug on all my movies because I want to reassess who I am and find myself within my roles again." But now Moretz, formerly of Carrie and Let Me In, knows exactly the right part for finding herself, and that role is as a murdering or murdered ballerina. Variety reports Moretz has been cast in the Suspiria remake. Based on the Dario Argento–directed 1977 Italian horror classic, the movie takes place in a ballet academy where the students have to worry about more than perfecting their pirouettes — mainly maggots and reanimated corpses. The remake, which is set to come out in 2017 to mark the original's 40th anniversary, also stars Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton.

04 Oct 12:00

Birthday Sluts

by Michael K



Anne Rice (75)
Ava Sambora (19)
Dakota Johnson (27)
Kimmie Meisner (27)
Lil Mama (27)
Rich Homie Quan (27)
Melissa Benoist (28)
Lena Katina, formerly of t.A.T.u. (32)
Rachael Leigh Cook (37)
Alicia Silverstone (40)
Liev Schreiber (49)
John Melendez (51)
Micky Ward (51)
Jon Secada (54)
Chris Lowe (57)
Ned Luke (58)
Bill Fagerbakke (59)
Russell Simmons (59)
Christoph Waltz (60)
Tcheky Karyo (63)
Armand Assante (67)
Stephen Gyllenhaal (67)
Brynn Thayer (67)
Linda McMahon (68)
Susan Sarandon (70)
Jackie Collins (1937-2015)

Pic: Getty