Officer Deuntay Diggs, the police lieutenant from Stafford County, Virginia who nearly put Beyonce out of a job when his hot moves set fire to the gym at North Stafford High School during a pep rally on Friday!
You probably feel like a black cloud just butt fucked you dry, and that mean it’s Monday again. And before we start yet another week of headlines that make you want to give up everything and join a pack of wolves in the mountains, let’s get into some actual positive shit. North Stafford High School in Stafford, VA held a pep rally on Friday and from my experience, pep rallies are about as fun as going caca in a busy rest stop bathroom. But Officer Diggs turned that pep rally into a must-see event when he busted out moves to Beyonce’s Formation.
My high school pep rallies consisted of the drill team awkwardly dancing to a La Bouche song, so I feel like I was ripped off after seeing an officer of the law drop it low and sway that shit. When Officer Diggs channeled Beyonce, the kids went crazy and freaked out as though they were a hardcore member of the Beyhive and Beyonce herself was performing in front of them. Every time Beyonce does ANYTHING, this is how the Beyhive responds:
I don’t blame those kids, though, I’d be freaking out too, because Officer Diggs served up The Carlton AND The Charleston in one eyelash-burning performance. That is TALENT! And here’s another angle of Officer Diggs making Beyonce take her ass to the back of the unemployment line, and he’s doing it in harsh lighting and without the help of 30 wind-blowing fans.
Officer Diggs, who is openly gay and engaged to a teacher at that high school, performs at fundraisers and also works as a motivational speaker. He told reporters that he wants to show kids that #itgetsbetter and one day, they too can be blowing off the roof of the school gym with their moves:
“The reason I’m doing this is to show kids that they can make it, that they can survive, that they can be successful. I’ve been very fortunate, at this time when people look negatively upon law enforcement, that I’m able to change that narrative and open up some conversations and engage with people.”
He may be lying to those kids just a little bit… Because many of them could practice day and night, and they still wouldn’t be able to lay it down the way that Officer Diggs did during that pep rally. That is a natural born talent, as is Officer Diggs’ talent at plucking and waxing his way to a 5-star eyebrow situation.
Pic: Stafford Sheriff