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26 Sep 16:48

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23 Sep 14:31

11 Celebs on the Last Thing They Bought Online That They’re Obsessed With

by The Editors
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“What’s the last thing you bought online that you’re obsessed with?” is a so-mundane-it’s-actually-interesting question. Which is why we’ve been repeatedly posing it to notable people we’ve encountered. This week we learned the beauty product Pamela Anderson slathers herself with and the boots Glenda Bailey can’t wait to...More »

23 Sep 21:34

Backstreet Boys Are Getting a Trial Vegas Residency

by Jordan Crucchiola
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yes.

Backstreet Boys

In 1999, did you ever fantasize about a world in which you could just go to one place and see stars like Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, and the Backstreet Boys perform their hits until you passed out from happiness? If so, Las Vegas in 2017 is that place. The Axis theater at Planet Hollywood, which already hosts shows for Spears and Lopez, will now welcome BSB into its '90s-loving arms for an 18-date “trial residency” beginning in March of next year. Because the gods are just, the show will be called Larger Than Life, according to The Hollywood Reporter, and Kevin Richardson says the Boys are “taking that theme and we’re going to run with it." What exactly does that mean, you ask? Brian Littrell has answers: “If you’ve ever been to a Backstreet Boys show ... it’s going to be that on steroids.” The spectacle may not start until the spring, but if you’re feeling down, you can start buying up tickets for them to make it right on October 1.

23 Sep 16:00

The Best TV Couple of the Past 30 Years, Play-in Round: Buffy and Angel vs. Buffy and Spike vs. Tara and Willow

by Maris Kreizman
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revisiting my problematic buffy/spike shipping


For the next three weeks, Vulture is holding our annual pop-culture bracket. In 2015, we battled it out for the best high-school TV show; this year, we're determining the greatest couple on television in the past 30 years. Each day, a different writer will be charged with picking the winner of a round of the bracket, until New York Magazine TV critic Matt Zoller Seitz judges the finals on October 14. Today's play-in round will decide which Buffy the Vampire Slayer couple will make it into the bracket. After you read, be sure to visit Vulture's Facebook page to vote on which show you think should advance.

Sometimes finding love is more difficult than preventing the next apocalypse. No show has made this clearer than Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Think of how many times Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar) saved the world throughout the show’s seven seasons, and think about how many times her romantic relationships have gone horribly, horribly wrong. The members of her Scooby Gang have also felt the pain of a broken heart, have loved and lost even as they fought (and sometimes fucked) demons. Still, when things are going right, love can feel like the sweetest spell, the most benevolent kind of sorcery.

In this play-in match of the TV Couple Scuffle, we look at three of the strongest, most earth-shattering relationships from the series. Sorry, Anya and Xander, you had wonderful chemistry and a gift for musical comedy, but it wasn’t meant to be. Sorry, Riley Finn, you were always a garbage suitor for Buffy, with the charisma of a loaf of bread. Sorry, most of all, to Rupert Giles and Joyce Summers — we caught only a mere glimpse of what Buffy’s Watcher and her mom could have been, but it was enough to know that Rupert had sex “like a stevedore.” You are what fanfiction is made for. May you live and love and thrive in some wonderful parallel world.

Here, we’ll be considering Buffy and Angel, Buffy and Spike, and Tara and Willow — the winner of this round will go on to compete against The Office’s Pam and Jim.

Buffy and Angel
The fundamental problem with vampires as romantic leads in high-school TV series is that no teenager should ever date a man who’s centuries older than she is, no matter how hot or how brooding he is. And there’s no denying that Angel (David Boreanaz) is hot, hot enough to warrant his own spinoff show. He represents the teenage ideal of what a boyfriend should be: He’s strong and protective and tender, yet mysterious and a little dangerous. Tall? Check. Dark? Check. Handsome? Check. But just think about it: If he weren’t enormously attractive, he’d mostly just be a big old stalkery creep who had no business hanging around with teenagers. In other words, if your age is in the triple digits, you probably shouldn’t be slow dancing at any senior proms.

If the first couple of seasons of Buffy tended to be heavy on metaphor, then maybe the most in-your-face petty high-school trope is the one where Angel turned into a monster right after Buffy slept with him for the first time. You can play it like one moment of pure happiness was enough to ruin Angel and turn him back into the serial killer that he’d once been, or you can consider what Angel did to Buffy the most intense form of ghosting.

Eventually, Buffy sends Angel to hell in order to save the world, which is kind of like the extreme version of deleting your ex’s number from your phone and blocking him on social media. But then, even more insultingly, he returns, but only occasionally, so there’s no chance for a clean break. Angel keeps hanging on just enough to stay in the picture, but with the constant reminder that he and Buffy can never sleep together again. Ladies, here’s some common sense: If you have to remain celibate with the love of your life, it’s time to find another love of your life. The end.

Buffy and Spike
Spike (James Marsters), at least, owns his creepiness — he doesn’t run from it; he enjoys it. His unabashed nastiness is fun and enticing. In fact, my favorite couple on Buffy might just be season-two-era Spike and Drusilla simply because they had so much fun being bad together. The romance of the Sid and Nancy of vampires was never meant to endure, but they sure did look chic while it lasted.

Buffy and Spike have an errant kiss or two that certainly helped build up the tension, but when they consummated their relationship in season six, the show became sexier and racier than ever before. Their visceral love-hate chemistry reached Sam-and-Diane levels, but it was more dangerous (they were quite literally trying to kill each other before they first had earth-shattering sex) and therefore way kinkier. I don’t want to make broad assumptions, but I imagine that most sex that takes place in a crypt is kinky. After so much heartache and so much metaphor, both Buffy and the viewers are finally rewarded with some good, naughty intrigue.

But season six doesn’t end there. Let’s reward Buffy-Spike extra points for adding eroticism to the show, but not ignore the fact that later in the season Spike attempts to rape Buffy. This is one of those places where I can’t remember how I felt when I first saw it. Was I shocked? Perversely titillated, even? Maybe. But looking back on the episode within the context of today’s headlines, it seems more and more unforgivable. Loving one’s rapist is an old soap-opera trope (and Game of Thrones plot device) that doesn’t hold up today. Buffy deserved better.

Tara and Willow
While sex got too real with Spike and Buffy, Tara (Amber Benson) and Willow’s (Alyson Hannigan) relationship is oppressively chaste onscreen. The WB was too prudish to even show a lesbian kiss on television in the early days of their courtship in season four. Thank goodness for fanfiction and comic books for allowing us to imagine Tara and Willow’s most intimate moments off-camera.

But even with network restrictions, Tara and Willow’s chemistry is palpable. When they hold hands to cast a spell, there is magic in the air that has nothing to do with witchcraft. They’re compatible. They have their challenges (Willow’s penchant for going too deep into dark arts is a sometimes-too-glaring metaphor for substance addiction), but overall they make each other happy. They also have the benefit of the doubt because we never get to see Tara and Willow fall out of love — their romance will always have a “What if?” quality. The fatal shooting of Tara in season six is one of the most tragic moments on television both because Tara had just started to really feel like one of the Scooby Gang, and also because her future with Willow seemed so bright.

Revisiting the show, I feel sad for my younger self, who was taught to believe that Buffy’s romances were what love is — that you have to literally and figuratively fight for a person’s soul before they can truly love you, that love is a constant struggle between darkness and light. Angel and Spike both work well for fantasies, but Tara and Willow had something real. Even though portraying lesbian romance on network television was difficult in the year 2000 — and it’s still not easy — Tara and Willow’s personal relationship was easy. It turns out that their life together was doomed, but it didn’t have to be. Minus the pesky murder, Tara and Willow are worthy of #RelationshipGoals. We are left with the promise that their love would have continued to flourish. Witch love forever.

WINNER: TARA AND WILLOW

22 Sep 22:41

Here’s the First Hijabi Woman to Appear on the Cover of a Fitness Magazine

by Susan Rinkunas
allie

hell yeah

The October issue of Women’s Running magazine features Rahaf Khatib, a six-time marathoner and creator of the Instagram account @runlikeahijabi.

Women’s Running says she’s the first Hijabi woman to appear on the cover of a health or fitness magazine in the United States. The Michigan mom...More »

22 Sep 15:18

we are still rolling this King Baby train







we are still rolling this King Baby train

22 Sep 06:05

Atlanta Loves Killer Mike So Much They Gave Into Puns and Named a Tunnel-Boring Machine 'Driller Mike'

by Julia Edelman
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If you thought the greatest gift of life is friendship or love, you're wrong. It's actually having a tunnel-boring machine named in your honor. According to Pitchfork, earlier this year, Atlanta's Department of Watershed Management asked the city's residents to pick a name for the new $11.6 million tunnel-boring machine the city was constructing so that they could turn a local quarry into an emergency drinking-water reservoir. The competition was stiff, and narrowed down to three finalists: “Driller Mike,” “Peach Beast,” and “Scarlett.” But today was a glorious day, and it was announced that “Driller Mike" won the contest. Of the honor, Killer Mike said:

“It was the funniest thing in the world to me. I didn't take it seriously, because I'm a rapper. Cities don't associate themselves with rappers. But I'm a business owner, a dad, an active member of politics in Atlanta, so I was honestly honored that people in Atlanta saw fit to name something after me.”

Find images of Killer Mike and his beloved drill below. 

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09 Sep 09:00

Paris Is Burning (1990)

by Born Unicorn

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parisisburning_bornunicorn (3)One of the most emotional scenes of the film is when Pepper LaBeija, mother of the House of LaBeija, tells how his parents found out he dressed as a girl. His mother found a fur coat in his closet and realised it was his from the perfume on it, Jungle Gardenia.

tuvache_junglegardeniaOriginally launched by Tuvaché in the 1930, it became popular in the 1950s. Barbara Herman’s description of it is fascinating: “With tropical wet gardenia and bubble-gum sweet tuberose bursting from its center, flanked by fresh green top notes and an erotic base of balsams and musk, Jungle Gardenia goes straight to the perfume brain’s pleasure center.”


08 Sep 21:00

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For September 8th!

by Michael K

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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear, and they better have some fucking chocolate. – Tart of Darkness

Upvote winner:

Sorry, it’s that time of month, you’ll have to stick your load in my trunk. – Tart of Darkness

Pic: Catsmob

29 Aug 17:25

thevolvoofdespair: curtainbummings: oy–gevalt: Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt...

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by your gastrointestinal system

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02 Sep 14:00

Fug or Fab: Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton at the Venice Film Festival

by Heather
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“Raindrops on roses and film roles so weepy; Oscars on mantels and sci-fi that’s creepy. X-Men with bratwursts too big for their slings. These are a few of my favorite things!” Read More ...
29 Aug 17:26

Stoner-Tech Metal Band Trying Really Hard to Write Song in 4/20 Time

by The Hard Times Staff

Denver, Colo. — Self-described “stoner-tech” metal band Great Barrier Reef revealed today their plans to write a song in a 4/20 time signature, which would be the first of its kind.

“We took a much-needed smoke break at practice when [bassist] Steve [Fernil] goes, ‘What if we wrote a concept album with 420 super-short tracks?’” said guitarist Ricky Hensley. “But, then, I’m like, ‘What if we wrote a song in 4/20 time?’ We knew this was huge, so we immediately took one more massive rip and got to work.”

The rest of the band took the task in stride. “That’s what we’re about: technical music showcasing our love of dank-ass weed,” said drummer Chris Morsat. “Like, we have this new song where the guitars alternate between 17/8 and 22/8 while the drummer plays a straight 6/8. And the lyrics are about this amazing mind journey I went on with my dad a few years ago.”

Morsat added, “The song’s called ‘Bong for My Father,’ if people want to hear it.”

Some music experts remain skeptical of Great Barrier Reef’s lofty goal. “It’s impossible,” said Dr. Marcia Bennett, musicologist from the Berklee College of Music. “The denominator indicates what notes you count… and there is no such thing as a twentieth note. I don’t know why they even brought it up.”

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The band, to their credit, claimed they are well aware of this fact. “Listen, I get it,” said Hensley. “Sometimes even I doubt it can be done. But that’s only when societal norms trap my thoughts. Once we smoke this practice space out, the concept becomes a reality, and we know we can stretch the limits of time signatures, man.”

Hensley later credited the band’s enduring strength to the “seriously crisp pulls we get from the Volcano,” a vaporizer known for it’s “prime roastability.”

Despite some initial setbacks, the group is optimistic they can play the song live in the next few months. “It’ll happen as soon as possible, but it’s taking a long time to write,” said Fernil. “But we got some plans to speed things up — Rick scored a bunch of coke for next practice. That should help.”

Article by Peter J. Woods @experimentalmke. Photo by Summoner.

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28 Aug 05:04

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this is the mc escher of music videos, if u gaze at all the details you see that no detail is unattended.  the song also rox so yeah

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24 Aug 23:36

The Britney Spears Story is Getting the Lifetime Original Movie Treatment

by Jordan Crucchiola
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OH LORD.

US-ENTERTAINMENT-PREMIERE-HAIL, CAESAR!

Lifetime is taking on a Herculean task. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the network has optioned the life of Britney Spears for a biopic called Britney Jean, and it is set to star young actress Natasha Bassett, who most recently appeared as Gloria DeLamour in Hail, Caesar! With Britney’s new album Glory on the way and a return to live TV with her upcoming Video Music Awards performance this weekend, Lifetime is right on schedule to cash in on all the Brit buzz with its announcement. The movie will be two hours long and track the "'tumultuous true story’ of her rise to fame, fall from grace and triumphant resurrection." The icon’s life story will be recapped (re: dramatized) starting all the way back in the humble days in Kentwood, Louisiana all the way up to her present return to the Billboard charts and mainstream cultural consciousness. And, of course, it will explore the breakups of her relationships with Justin Timberlake, Jason Alexander and Kevin Federline. Honestly, two hours doesn’t seem like nearly enough time, considering you could probably make a miniseries just about the conservatorship years, which are still ongoing. So while Lifetime churns out Britney Jean, hopefully Ryan Murphy is getting to work on American Crime Story: Sam Lufti v. The Family Spears.

23 Aug 22:04

princessofpop: MOOD

15 Aug 20:45

This Real-Life Flintstones House is For Sale & You Need to See the Inside — House of the Day

by Tara Bellucci
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this is very close to me and it's SO weird looking

(Image credit: lain Pinel Realtors via Judy Hong Meuschke)

Are you a Flintstones superfan? Have you always wanted a colorful cave-like home to call your own? Well, nestled in the hills south of San Francisco, there's the perfect home for just such a lover of quirky architecture.

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11 Aug 12:00

Birthday Sluts

by Michael K

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Chris Hemsworth (33)
Alyson Stoner (23)
Asher Roth (31)
Will Friedle (40)
Ben Gibbard (40)
Roger Craig Smith (41)
Carolyn Murphy (42)
Ashley Jensen (47)
Anna Gunn (48)
Joe Rogan (49)
Viola Davis (51)
Embeth Davidtz (51)
Duane Martin (51)
Miguel A. Nunez Jr. (52)
David Henry Hwang (59)
Joe Jackson (the British one) (62)
Hulk Hogan (63)
Steve Wozniak (66)
Eric Carmen (67)
Ian McDiarmid (72)
John Gorrie (84)
Arlene Dahl (91)

Pic: Tumblr

10 Aug 16:55

Inside the Floor Routine Once Thought Impossible (3:23)

by Endswell

“Final Five” captain and reigning Olympic floor champ Aly Raisman walks us through the ridiculous first pass of her floor routine that helped the U.S. win gold last night.

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08 Aug 12:00

Birthday Sluts

by Michael K

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JC Chasez (40)
Shawn Mendes (18)
Princess Beatrice of York (28)
Kim Chi (29)
Katie Leung (29)
Jackie Cruz (30)
Peyton List (30)
Roger Federer (35)
Meagan Good (35)
Michael Urie (36)
Countess Vaughn (38)
Lindsay Sloane (39)
Drew Lachey (40)
Jeremy Scott (41)
Scott Stapp (43)
Faye Wong (47)
Kool Moe Dee (54)
The Edge (55)
Rikki Rockett (55)
Deborah Norville (58)
Cecilia Roth (60)
Robin Quivers (64)
Keith Carradine (67)
Connie Stevens (78)
Dustin Hoffman (78)

Pic: Getty