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08 Sep 16:22

Things You Should Not Do

Now I'm tempted to start telling people that I secretly don't actually know how to do any physics calculations, and so all the answers in What If are based on me actually trying to do the thing and then reporting what happened, but phrased as if it's hypothetical.
02 Sep 18:53

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky

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This is thematically weirdly close to the kids' book I'm announcing in another month.


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22 Aug 09:46

Age Milestone Privileges

If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.
22 Aug 09:37

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience

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Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.


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10 Aug 09:28

Comic for 2022.08.09 - Kissing A Fish

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
08 Aug 11:01

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monks

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Trying to buy a drink for a bartender is Eric's awkward moment in need of absolution.


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05 Aug 09:16

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Weird

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If you've ever watched a scientist scowl at an excel spreadsheet for 16 hours in a single sitting, you'll wonder where this whole concept of loving your work ever came from.


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04 Aug 13:26

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hoarding

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I guess there's that one guy who accidentally buried a lot of bitcoin?


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01 Aug 09:15

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Antimatter

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This also explains the abundance of normal matter in the universe is the result of a battle against the Diraculons.


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27 Jul 09:48

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enginomics

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The second step is to get the cartoonists to leave town.


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20 Jul 16:02

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anything

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There should be a safe word for TAing.


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15 Jul 09:33

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ultra

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It's actually just conventional porn inside Calabi-Yau manifolds.


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06 Jul 10:35

Mouse Turbines

It's sad seeing those videos of turbine blade being torn apart in high winds, but it's the only way they can disperse their seeds.
04 Jul 11:07

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rotation

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Please congratulate me on my non-usage of the word nuts here.


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21 Jun 11:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Incomplete

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Before you email me, try to write out a proof!


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17 Jun 09:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solved

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There's another philosophical problem solved. This is easy.


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14 Jun 10:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Longevity

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Just as the taller leaf is most sun-kissed, so the oldest researcher in the department is cited.


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13 Jun 15:24

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Civilization

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What do chancellors do anyway? Do they chancell? And who is being chancelled?


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13 Jun 10:18

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Priority

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You ever encounter an entire field of study that appears to be made of first steps?


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01 Jun 10:39

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Matrix

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Joke's on you. The whole thing was a poem about life.


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31 May 16:42

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consider

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The bad news is there is no WAY humans are getting to year 100 million.


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25 May 09:16

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Binary

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24 May 13:59

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Find a Man

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I have nothing to say here, since the votey panel simply cannot be excelled in wit.


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23 May 16:44

Angular Diameter Turnaround

Thank you to Katie Mack for teaching me about this effect, and to Janelle Shane for describing redshifts as 'like galaxies sinking into a pool of dilute blood,' which is how I'll see them from now on.
16 May 10:52

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apocalack

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Imagine no news. Only beans.


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10 May 10:46

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Full Moon

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You could also just drink so that your werewolf self shambles around, falls into a ditch, and sleeps.


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10 May 10:44

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anywhere

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It is my sincere hope that some sexual encounter will be ruined by a fit of giggles resulting from this comic.


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27 Apr 14:56

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Look

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I believe the interjections monotonically increase in length.


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25 Apr 11:57

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wise

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I read once that risk analysts gain confidence not by being right but by the act of making decisions, and now I see it everywhere.


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19 Apr 10:11

Geiger Counter

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.