![Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?' Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/actual_progress.png)
Lucas Vigroux
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metrics
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shining
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pig
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Buds
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Garfield
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never had
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleep
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arts
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Research
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet review of Bea Wolf from Gene Ambaum, whom I've known since ancient times.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Narrative
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clusivity
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horrible
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance, book-writing...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chicken Noodle Soup
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - P
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fantasy
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.
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If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Media
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowing
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gifted
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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