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one-for-all-plus-ultra:

bryanchuckbrennan:

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

BLEASE

Gollum

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

The inevitable reboot better go for these looks.

Frodo’s bizarre adventure

Act I

Act II

Act III

great-purple-ape:

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If anyone knows a dev who can program in cardboard, please send cardboard with their credits.

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– It’s been a long week
– Better every loop
– June you say? | Can’t wait!
– This Optometry Clinic found a clever way to incorporate a safety shield
– “I get paid to install pipes, not move rocks”
– You’ve been warned
– Pretty awesome angle
– Making homemade gnocchi on a grooved board
– The way this movie poster hid a 2-star rating
– The absolute jealousy
– Day one of my zero waste journey
– This probably doesn’t even have to do with covid
– Awww crap a bubble ring
– Sun worshippers, a timelapse
– How!?
– Perfect timing
– Wholesome marketing
– Weekly inspiration
– Until next week

10 ARTICLES

– The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months
– These Surreal Pictures Show How Restaurants Are Adapting To The Pandemic
– Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First
– Deepfakes Are Going To Wreak Havoc On Society. We Are Not Prepared.
– The Tree that Changed the World Map
– Inside the Flour Company Supplying America’s Sudden Baking Obsession
– The Incredible Story of the US Army’s Earth-Shaking, Off-Road Land Trains
– Hong Kong, All Alone
– Quest to secure the world’s vanishing ice
– An Incalculable Loss

5 VIDEOS

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Let the #DadsTouchingPotatosChallenge begin (C&C: @channingclifford)

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justcatposts:

Relatable indeed

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I miss the good old days when a story could just end with the kids getting eaten. Would've made the Narnia books a lot better.

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omghotmemes:

Nuke it from space

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Blessings upon every tweeter who contributed to this solution. I decided not to include cladding because cladding is for losers.

If I get at least 4 people offering one million dollars a piece I'll run a kickstarter for this with FREE bookmarks.

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I'm suddenly terribly afraid that this is actually a me-specific behavior and I've just outed myself.

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Dammit, I hate when the votey panel is funnier than the comic.

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I think I've known actual people who are planning to do this.

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mythosphere:

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The key to success in marriage is to make each other so weird that nobody else would accept you.

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1141676111681740800

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koblala:

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!!

Re-blogging every time I see it…. this shit never gets old. :D

So much truth here.

mondo80s90spictorama:

Thats a tight thong.

babyanimalgifs:

More dog snaps

via @animalsnaps

unconventionalbrain:

neurowonderful:

[Image: A screenshot of a post that says FATIGUE SCALE

10. Can barely move. Can’t talk.

9. Can barely move. Can talk.

8. Can move, but can't do much more than watch TV.

7. Can watch TV and play a game on my phone simultaneously. 

6. Can do work on my computer lying in bed.

5. Can get around the house, but definitely couldn’t go out.

4. Can run a light errand.

3. Can get in my 10,000 steps for the day, making my fitbit happy.

2. Can do three or more activities in a single day.

1. GOING CLUBBING!

Blue text at the bottom credits the post to www.mistreated.org @MissKatieErnst

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8 right now (2 earlier). Spent most of the past two years 3-4 on my good days and 11 on my bad days (11: completely immobile). Now I’m usually around a 2.

Also for those who haven’t seen it, the actually useful pain scale:

I use the pain scale for emotional pain, every day. I’m currently at a 4, touching up against a 5. That’s better than the 8 to 10 I’ve been experiencing for months, and I’m grateful for it.

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knightoftaurus:

aviculor:

dendritic-trees:

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

birb simply wanted a fancy mustache