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05 May 23:56

depsidase:

Lollybagscreations

it misses the bit where I have to prepare my batteries for ages before I am able to go out beforehand

29 Apr 23:37

$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It…

yeahiwasintheshit:

socialistexan:

$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn’t even all one piece.

$122,000. That’s more than my entire household income, and we’re 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That’s $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

Fuck elon musk

27 Apr 22:15

terrypratchettestate: Exclusive: Discworld TT...

terrypratchettestate:

Exclusive: Discworld TTRPG in the works by studio behind Fallout wargames

Exclusive: Discworld TTRPG in the works by studio behind Fallout wargames

Modiphius, the studio responsible for tabletop adaptations of Star Trek, Fallout, and more, is working on a Discworld TTRPG.

Having secured the rights to the beloved series with an agreement from the late author Sir Terry Pratchett’s estate, Modiphius is already at work on a Discworld roleplaying game “around the city of Ankh-Morpork and the wider Disc.” This will hit Kickstarter later in the year.

Read more here.

15 Apr 00:36

depsidase:

15 Apr 00:13

PSA: Don’t use Open Office

penrosesun:

I keep seeing people recommending Open Office as an alternative to Word, and uh… look, it is, technically, an open source alternative to Word. And it can do a lot of what Word can, genuinely! But it is also an abandoned project that hasn’t been updated in nine years, and there’s an active fork of it which is still receiving updates, and that fork is called LibreOffice, and it’s fantastic.

Seriously, if you think that your choices are either “grit your teeth and pay Microsoft for a subscription” or “support free software but have a kind of subpar office suite experience”, I guarantee that it’s because you’re working with outdated information, or outdated software. Most people I know who have used the latest version of LibreOffice prefer it to Word. I even know a handful of people who prefer it to Scrivener.

Open Office was the original project, and so it has the most name recognition, and as far as I can tell, that’s really the only reason people are still recommending it. It’s kind of like if people were saying “hey, the iPhone 14 isn’t your only smart phone option!” but then were only ever recommending the Samsung Galaxy S5 as an alternative. LibreOffice is literally a version of the same exact program as Open Office that’s just newer and better – please don’t get locked into using a worse tool just because the updated version of the program has a different name!

13 Apr 00:00

neil gaiman, i must ask, WILL THEY KISS AGAIN IN SEASON THREE????? thank you for your time

Having seen how badly the kiss in Season 2 went down, I cannot imagine any more kissing in the future.

itsoldtimey:

angie-words:

angie-words:

At this point, I feel like I need to staple the sign to something. Or someone.

the don't make me tap the sign meme. the sign says: asking Neil to include something is a great way for it not to be includedALT

You know what, I'm updating the sign because everyone said "oh Neil, please let them kiss in season 2!" and he simply smiled as another finger on the goddam monkey's paw curled

Wanna add this for the people genuinely freaking out about Neil’s answer

29 Mar 23:34

worlds-smallest-epsilon: sohelpmedun: please just read the...





















worlds-smallest-epsilon:

sohelpmedun:

please just read the whole thing

“You get to drive away”

15 Mar 02:36

that moment when your friend is on a meme account you follow and you feel like whoever is writing…

depsidase:

that moment when your friend is on a meme account you follow and you feel like whoever is writing your part of the simulation is just lazy

13 Mar 12:46

depsidase:

13 Mar 02:20

bigscaryd: memewhore: Also printing up a ...

bigscaryd:

memewhore:

Also printing up a set of “over-commitment to the bit” for when they ask about my greatest weakness.

18 Feb 23:29

Honestly? They had me at “Trump dies”.

thisthinginabox:

rivkann:

charlesoberonn:

It’s gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

  • Naturally everybody will think it’s fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it’s real
  • There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable “don’t speak ill of the dead” discourse about those celebrations
  • Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
  • The Republicans (after they’re done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They’ll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
  • There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won’t, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
  • The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
  • Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
  • Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Honestly? They had me at “Trump dies”.

12 Feb 00:06

depsidase:

04 Feb 05:04

Are you really Neil Gaiman? Why are you on Tumblr?

Nobody is really Neil Gaiman. Nobody is actually on Tumblr. I trust this clears everything up.

Neil Gaiman does not have social media.

04 Feb 05:03

source: stoner jesus

rsrsbabe420:

source: stoner jesus

24 Jan 00:19

Neil Gaiman, what are you doing EVERYWHERE?? Yesterday, you were in two knowledge bowl questions- one involved a reading from a passage in Stardust, and the other was “Which novel, written by Neil Gaiman, published in 2001-” (I didn’t hear the rest of the question before I was shaking my teammate to hit the buzzer). And then, this morning, your name was one of the answer options to a radio show question about who wrote a Dolly Parton song. Sadly you did not write a Dolly Parton song.

Whew!

embracing-the-ineffable:

kevytmaitohorsma:

fuckyeahgoodomens:

confused-robot-cat:

I'm sorry to disillusion people but Neil Gaiman is made up. He's "everywhere" for the same reason mall Santas are everywhere. People dress up as Neil Gaiman and go to bookstores and conventions and run social media accounts to spread joy to all the young adults and queer people. But he's not real. Neil Gaiman is more like a feeling. In Scandinavia he's known as Nail Guaymin and he leaves books in people's shoes every November 10th.

I can't believe there are still people thinking Neil Gaiman is real. Just recently there were articles of him being sighted in Australia. As if such a prolific author would risk get eaten by dropbears. In The Czech Republic he's known as Nýl Gejmen and every November 10th we drink only dark lager instead of normal beer.

In Finland Niilo Hömömies comes to your house on the 10th and hands out the books himself. It can be pretty expensive to hire someone who dresses up as him for your family, but it's a much loved tradition here so we're ready to use a little money to bring joy to the children. It's worth it, most people think.

In Spain, children invite Neil to visit by putting their most precocious prose and drawings into letters, and then he visits them in triplicate as the "three wise Neils" on November 10. (I don't know why, his honorary birthday is just a very busy day for all his impersonators.)

26 Dec 11:56

english-history-trip:elodieunderglass: mattieartemis: OH MY GOD...



english-history-trip:

elodieunderglass:

mattieartemis:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS POSTCARD FROM 1880 IN THE MANCHESTER MUSEUM ARCHIVES

“festive image of Pleistocene mammals”

“a rink in the glacial period”

THIS IMAGE HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY PUT ME IN THE FESTIVE MOOD

MERRY CHRISTMAS

That’s a vibe

I think we can all agree these guys have had to sit still for too long!

23 Dec 22:07

chaoselph:

23 Dec 00:34

27 Nov 22:58

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

26 Nov 07:11

depsidase:

21 Nov 02:32

anths-girl: thatsbelievable: Fuck, yeah ✊...

anths-girl:

thatsbelievable:

Fuck, yeah ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

21 Nov 02:26

aveloka-draws: pomegranate-flower: Could...

aveloka-draws:

pomegranate-flower:

Couldn’t stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

26 Oct 21:45

brucesterling:

18 Oct 13:13

“Welcome to my Weirdhouse.”

Lollybagscreations

gods I love her

ladybokatankryze:

“Welcome to my Weirdhouse.”

23 Sep 22:55

me: oh this movie takes place in the futuristic year of 2021. Let’s see what their world is like.

ghostextremist:

me: oh this movie takes place in the futuristic year of 2021. Let’s see what their world is like.

johnny mnemonic: Second decade of the 21st century. Corporations rule. The world is threatened by a new plague

me: 🥴

23 Sep 10:59

marcchurch:

21 Sep 00:24

04 Sep 02:49

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the…

Lollybagscreations

I didn't think Wil would ever know about Coles....

radicalgraff:

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

21 Aug 09:23

memewhore:

16 Aug 02:58

the-haiku-bot:foone:88floors:Retro Technology LEGO Kits by Chris...

















the-haiku-bot:

foone:

88floors:

Retro Technology LEGO Kits by Chris McVeigh

Fun fact about this: Chris McVeigh no longer sells these custom kits. You might think “aww, did Lego send him a cease-and-desist or something?”

NOPE! They hired him. He’s an official Lego set designer now. 

I’ve got his Old PC Ornament kit:

And his My Old Desktop: DOS Edition:

NOPE! They hired him.

He’s an official Lego

set designer now.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.