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2014 will forever be known as “The Year Podcasts Were Invented.” Podcasts are like teeny-tiny radio shows you can listen to on your phone, with all the features of classic radio: Music, hosts who talk, and great conversations that leave us wanting more. Some of them even have curse words because it turns out there are no rules with podcasts, America when did we lose our way???

Anyhow, this is the first time I have ever featured podcasts on my year-end lists, and I hope you enjoy! Say — if you really like this list, why not mention it on your podcast? I’ll be sure to tune in and say “Thanks for mentioning my wonderful list!” (Just tell me what your podcast is called so I can download it onto my computer for free, and give me time to find your podcast because there are so many podcasts sometimes it’s hard for me to find a specific one.)

In the meantime, let’s dial up our modem and download the latest episode of … the TOP TEN PODCASTS OF 2014.

10. Pretty good podcasts

9. Interesting podcasts

8. That one podcast with the guy with the funny voice

7. “Did you hear the latest podcast? It’s cool.”

6. Podcasts about pop culture

5. Political podcasts that make you think about the real world

4. Podcasts that are almost as good as radio shows

3. Really long podcasts that give you your money’s worth

2. “Please donate to my podcast so I can keep mumbling about any ol’ bullshit that comes into my mind”

1. The greatest podcasts of all time

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Jurassic World (2015)

Synopsis. John Hammond’s dream of a thriving dinosaur amusement park is finally and successfully realized, but a genetic contingency designed to take away the dinosaurs’ legs if they escape backfires, and instead gives the dinosaurs extra legs.

Tagline. They thought they didn’t have a leg to stand on. Now they’re legging it for their lives.

Social media promotion. “Tweet with hashtag #legday for a chance to win Chris Pratt’s 1998 Ford Taurus.”

Trivia

• Jurassic World is the first film in the Jurassic Park franchise to be written by Fanfiction.net user SnapexMalfoy2039.
• Chris Pratt’s character’s name, “John Clevergirl,” is a reference to the original Jurassic Park (1993).
• Animators spent four months under the direction of Phil Tippett to compose the 200+ effects shots of the movie’s villain: a super-intelligent ultrasaurus leg with a knee-mounted surface-to-air missile launcher.
• This movie perhaps leans the hardest on the franchise’s “man vs. the natural order” subtext, as evidenced by the final line of dialogue, “That settles it. Science can only destroy.”
• This is director Colin Trevorrow’s first film, not counting his other movie.

Mistakes

• Continuity. A flashlight changes hands between shots during the scene where scientists discover a dead dilophosaur had been evolving rudimentary helicopter blades.
• An animal that is just “a wheel of legs” without a brain, digestive tract or internal organs would not be able to commandeer an emergency loudspeaker system.
• Incorrectly regarded as goof. Donald Gennaro (Martin Ferrero) returns, a lawyer who was torn in half and eaten in the original Jurassic Park. A scene which was cut for time explains his survival — when asked about it, Gennaro replies “That was a long time ago.”
• Despite the similarity of the words, dinosaurs would not be attracted to dynamite.
• Chairwoman Beth Lifefindsaway (Bryce Dallas Howard) tells Clevergirl to have a seat across from her. When the camera angle changes, she is clearly the actress who played Victoria from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.
• Technical error. When the movie ends, the credits cannot roll past the words “The End” which never fade out and leave the screen. The credits crowd and bunch up beneath, filling the screen with a jumble of white letters. In most theaters, there is an apology, and the credits are then read aloud by an usher.

Callbacks and Homages

• John Hammond Jr. greets investors by extending his toilet seat from its stall on hydraulic rails (The Lost World)
• The surface of the water in the toilet bowl ripples from a low bass sound (Jurassic Park)
• Every time Clevergirl is referred to by his last name (Jurassic Park)
• All the dinosaurs have sharp teeth (Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Jurassic Park 3)
• The title Jurassic World contains the word “Jurassic” (Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park 3)
• Characters refer to elevators as ianmalcolms, as in the line “Hold the ianmalcolm for me, wouldja?” (Jurassic Park)
• A red vial is labeled “Grimlock DNA” (Transformers: Age of Extinction)

Memorable Quotes

Security system AI. 5-LEGGED VELOCIRAPTOR NOT IDENTIFIED AS DINOSAUR. OPENING GATE.

John Clevergirl. Your T-rex has evolved enough legs to jump into low Earth orbit.
Scientist. My God.

Beth Lifefindsaway. We can escape to the Galaxy, my personal boat. It’s moored in Dock B.
John Clevergirl. If it’s the only way off the island, we might have a fight on our hands. Will the others make it back in time?
Beth Lifefindsaway. We might have to guard the ship until then. We’d have to act as guardians.
John Clevergirl. Guardians of the Galaxy. I like the sound of that.
T-Rex. (shrugs directly into camera)

Rejoice, Buffalo Bills fans: the Toronto Series is officially dead, and the Bills will be playing all of their games in Orchard Park for the foreseeable future.

The inevitable has finally occurred: Buffalo Bills president Russ Brandon announced on Wednesday that the team and Rogers Communications have reached an agreement to terminate the Bills in Toronto Series.

The Buffalo Bills and Rogers Communications have come to an agreement to terminate the Bills Toronto Series.

— Russ Brandon (@RussBrandon) December 3, 2014

We greatly appreciate the support the #Bills received over the past 7 years from all of the tremendous people at Rogers Communications.

— Russ Brandon (@RussBrandon) December 3, 2014

We will continue to work hard to connect w/ our in Southern Ontario fan base - this region remains extremely important to our org.

— Russ Brandon (@RussBrandon) December 3, 2014

Even before the Bills were sold to Kim and Terry Pegula in October, the Bills had begun the process of backing out of the series, with the 2014 game eventually being canceled and moved back to Ralph Wilson Stadium. The Pegulas then confirmed last month that the organization was in the process of negotiating their way out of the deal; today, clearly, that has been achieved.

The wildly unpopular Toronto Series began in the 2008 season, and over the course of six seasons drew ire from fans and Bills players alike. In six regular season games played at the Rogers Centre, the Bills finished with just a 1-5 record.

when happy or cute cats die other cats have a funeral! when grumpy or scratchy cats die other cats throw a party:D I cant think a better joke sorry:(

A Thanksgiving Classic. Thank you, sincerely, for reading my comics.

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This was the final film of the original series. The 2008 film, Beethoven’s Big Break was a reboot of the film series and is not considered part of the main Beethoven canon.

Plot

When Sara Newton and Beethoven are sent to spend the summer with Uncle Freddie in an old mining town, the mischievous Beethoven “digs up” a clue to the whereabouts of the legendary, hidden fortune of two bank robbers. Now everyone wants to be his best friend as his discovery unleashes a frenzy of treasure hunting among the community’s creatures. With help from Uncle Freddie and Garrett (a friend or maybe more), Sara and Beethoven try to help uncover a secret that has been in the crazy little town for years. But he shoots dead the ghosts and is “declared” a hero.

Link (thanks, Don!)

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Art

Even before he began acting, Williams attended the National Academy of Fine Arts and Design in New York. In the late 1980s, he resumed painting. Some of his work can be seen at his online gallery BDW World Art. He has had solo exhibitions in various galleries around the United States, and his work hangs in the National Portrait Gallery, the Smithsonian Institution and the Schomburg Museum. The covers of the Thelonious Monk Competition programs since 1990 are by him. He was also on the Martin Lawrence situation comedy Martin.

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why do old people use a walking stick?

because they like colecting sticks.

what dose meat have when there angry

SAU SAGE

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designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as time
Older than that guy
Beauty and Maurice

kingmunsterxvii:

what’s better than this? guy’s bein dudes

NOCK NOCK,
DOCTOR
DOCTOR LISBAN

what did the rude man say to the digger

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Dachshund joy for Friday eve. Seen by @WadeyLady001 on the London Overground.

My friends, I present to you every contest video Amir and I have done over the past three years. If you like stupidity, a series of quick scenes and DVD names, these videos were MADE for you. Enjoy!

STAY AWAKE CONTEST- 6/11/11

STAY AWAKE CONTEST BLOOPERS

DRINKING SODA CONTEST- 10/31/11

EATING CONTEST (Written and Filmed in an hour for CH’s All-Nighter)- 5/25/12

FASTING CONTEST- 6/17/13

BONUS- SHOULD WE MAKE ANOTHER CONTEST VIDEO (Written and Filmed in 2 hours for the All-nighter)- 5/22/14

CLICK HERE FOR MORE VIDEOS I’VE DONE WITH JAKE AND AMIR

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Go Ducky! Go!
#frenchie #frenchbulldog

A Kegerator is sometimes used in a Man cave, or more rarely, a woman cave.

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it’s official, the new ghostbusters screenplay is moving forward with an all-woman team

i have ghostbusters 1 and 2 on blu-ray, dvd, laserdisc AND vhs. i watch each one every night and check to make sure NO ONE is taking those precious ghostbuster dicks away from me

Leon never forgot the bath his owner gave him and the vow he made that day to get revenge. 

"please?"