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01 Jul 19:09
dear imgur, i present to you a vomiting goose. sincerely, philoslothically
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26 Jun 20:02
Normally I like dark, gritty reboots but you have to admit the original was much funnier.
24 Jun 23:05
A deafblind Brazilian fan is able to "watch" the World Cup with the help of his friends.
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24 Jun 19:54
Every Time He Gets a Tattoo, This Guy Films His Dad's Reaction
by Jay Hathaway
Joshua has 5 tattoos and counting, and his dad doesn't approve. Every time he gets some new ink, he shows his dad and films the disappointed reaction. Aw, geez.
20 Jun 19:41
Boy Finds Mummified Body Hanging Inside Spooky Abandoned House
by Dayna Evans
You know when you were a kid and your friends were all, "Hey, go into that abandoned house, you big baby. What are you so afraid of?" A boy in Dayton, Ohio is proving we were right for chickening out after finding a five-year-old mummified body hanging in a closet.
20 Jun 19:08
Teen Loses Finger During Rave, Keeps Going Because "Bass Was Hard"
by Aleksander Chan
As they are wont to do, teens went wild at a rave in an abandoned Royal Mail sorting facility in Croydon, London this past weekend. But one teen raver, "Josh," really knows what it means to just be there for the music, man: Even after he lost a finger ripping off a screaming fire alarm, he went on dancing, because he figured, "Fuck it, let's skank on and enjoy it." He contends that he was completely sober the entire time.
20 Jun 18:51
Here's the CIA-Designed Osama bin Laden Demon Action Figure
by Allie Jones
In an attempt to counter his influence in Pakistan, the CIA once made a heat-sensitive action figure of Osama bin Laden that morphed into a demon. The goal was to scare children and their parents away from al-Qaeda.
20 Jun 18:50
Creepy Facebook Sexts Skillfully Deflected by Smash Mouth's "All-Star"
by Jay Hathaway
Darendukeslol
White guys sexting: It's a documented problem that's on the rise in our thirsty, thirsty society. Fortunately, victims have been equipped with the tools to fight back: The lyrics of Smash Mouth's unforgettable 1999 earworm "All-Star."
20 Jun 18:39
Listen to Jenny Slate Tell a Very Funny Story About Getting High
by Kelly Conaboy on Defamer, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
DarendukesThat's a good stoned-in-college story.
Jenny Slate, star of the wonderful film Obvious Child and every single one of the advertisements on your screen right now, visited Late Night With Seth Meyers last night and told an incredibly funny story about getting too high in college and confusing astronomy with astrology.
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20 Jun 18:30
Very High Man Understandably Confuses Car for Alien Spaceship
by Adam Weinstein
James Bushart, 44, of Arkansas, is apparently familiar with meth, but has never seen a Plymouth Prowler before. He was arrested this week for DWI and drugs after cops say he menaced a couple in the car—which he thought was a spaceship—and told them to take it back to their alien planet.
17 Jun 23:12
Zombie Apocalypse Hits Austin
DarendukesThis is the last weekend they are doing this. Does anyone else want to go?
To kick off Friday the 13th, the House of Torment is releasing the undead tomorrow and Saturday for brave thrill seekers to take down. Zombies, a pop culture phenomenon, have taken much of nation by storm, and this gives people a chance to feel like they’re in the movies. Zombie hunters will be grouped into teams with a military leader and given authentic-feeling laser weapons to achieve their zombie hunting mission. The House of Torment is the largest multi-level horrorplex in the Austin located in a free-standing facility on the northeast corner of Highland Mall. Standard tickets are $24.99 and “Black Ops” extended missions are $44.99. The zombie hunt will also continue next Friday and Saturday, June 20 and 21.
For tickets and hours visit http://thehouseoftorment.com/apocalypse/
12 Jun 19:56
Ed Begley Jr. Is Selling His 2002 Electric Toyota on Craiglist
by Allie Jones
Do you have $25,000 and an appreciation for early aughts electric cars/Ed Begley Jr.? Cool, now you can buy Begley's old car on Craiglist. For $25,000.
12 Jun 19:50
Harrison Ford Injured by Millennium Falcon, Airlifted to Hospital
by Kelly Conaboy on Defamer, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
DarendukesNow that's a headline!
Harrison Ford was airlifted to a local hospital today after being injured on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII.
12 Jun 13:21
When an employee found out I'm partially color blind even though I manage a photo department...
DarendukesI just like this gif
11 Jun 19:29
Bulletproof Blankets Won't Save Kids From School Shootings
by Andy Cush
DarendukesWow...
"Just an ordinary day," the narrator says cheerily at the beginning of a pitch video for the Bodyguard Blanket. Parents are going to work, kids are filing into the classroom, teachers are calling roll. Then comes the inevitable "...until now."
11 Jun 19:20
Watch the First Official Trailer for Dumb and Dumber To
by Taylor Berman on Defamer, shared by Taylor Berman to Gawker
Last night, the long-awaited trailer for Dumb and Dumber To finally debuted on The Tonight Show. It's about what'd you expect: catheter jokes, a cat named Butthole, fireworks, hot-pepper eating, grandmother sex, and deer riding .
11 Jun 19:15
Man Arrested for Trying to Shoot the Moon
by Allie Jones
DarendukesAttempted Lunacide.
Cameron Read, 39, of Prescott, Ariz. was arrested last night for unlawfully discharging a firearm. He told police he was trying to shoot the moon, and later admitted that he was a little high.
11 Jun 18:55
Tweetdeck Hacked With "Penis, Penis, Penis" Messages
by Allie Jones
Darendukes[drops mic on stage]
