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15 Jul 10:48

Conor McGregor Undergoes 3 Hours Of Surgery To Repair Fractured Ego

LOS ANGELES—Rushed to hospital after a gruesome loss Sunday at UFC 264, Conor McGregor reportedly underwent surgery for three hours Wednesday to repair a fractured ego. “We’re able to salvage it thanks to an intramedullary rod and some small screws, but it was already incredibly fragile before the fight,” said surgeon…

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23 Jun 10:40

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck, Huh?’

NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference Tuesday. “Hey, you all gave it your best shot, but it looks like it’s a little harder than you thought to run a…

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17 Jun 17:37

Norwegian Cruise Line Introduces ‘Now Or Never’ Tour Of The Arctic

MIAMI—Touting the new vacation package as a never-to-be-repeated limited-time offer, Norwegian Cruise Line announced Thursday it would begin offering a special “Now or Never” tour of sites that still remain above water on the Arctic coast. “We invite travelers to join us as we sail past the rugged majestic tundra for…

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17 Jun 17:33

About Yourself

by Reza
15 Jun 01:14

Google tests an RSS follow feature in Chrome

Philip.paulsson

LOL nice try. I'mma stick with the Old Reader, thank you very much.

Google is testing an RSS-based follow button to help you track your favorite websites in Chrome.
11 Jun 10:47

Jackbox is offering 'practice friends' to rebuild your social skills

Philip.paulsson

Hilarious, and also sorta necessary? Hah

Jackbox Games is offering the chance to hire 'practice friends' that remind you how to socialize in a post-pandemic world.
04 Jun 06:59

The world saw a shark-pocalypse 19 million years ago, and we don’t know why

by Doug Johnson
Philip.paulsson

Too many sharknados, is my guess.

The outline of a shark traced with shark scales.

Enlarge (credit: Leah D. Rubin)

Sharks have been swimming and hunting in the world's oceans for 450 million years, and though their numbers have recently declined because of human activity, they're still with us. But the world once had many more, and many more varieties of, the large marine predators compared to today. In fact, new research published in Science suggests that 19 million years ago, the vast majority of sharks and shark species died off. We don't understand why or how this large extinction event occurred.

“Sharks have... weathered a large number of mass extinctions. And this extinction event is probably the biggest one they've ever seen. Something big must have happened,” Elizabeth Sibert, one of the authors of the paper, told Ars.

Sibert is a Hutchinson postdoctoral fellow at the Yale Institute for Biospheric Sciences, and she was a junior fellow in the Harvard Society of Fellows for the initial phases of this research back in 2017.

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20 May 14:25

‘I Guess I’d Watch Another,’ Says Woman Unaware Boyfriend Died On Couch 4 Episodes Ago

KNOXVILLE, TN—Saying she would be “down to watch another one,” local woman Anna Cook was reportedly unaware Thursday that she had sat through four episodes of the Netflix series Bridgerton since her boyfriend, 34-year-old Kyle Lampson, had passed away on the sofa. “At first I wasn’t sure about this show, but now I…

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18 May 12:59

Vaccinated

I built a model that combines local case rates and vaccination stats to estimate when it's reasonable to attend various types of party, but I forgot to include anything about where to find them.
05 May 11:46

Think

by Reza
05 May 11:46

Think 2

by Reza
03 May 10:56

Perseverance from Ingenuity

Philip.paulsson

So cool.

Perseverance from Ingenuity Flying at an altitude of 5 meters (just over 16 feet), on April 25 the Ingenuity helicopter snapped this sharp image. On its second flight above the surface of Mars, its color camera was looking back toward Ingenuity's current base at Wright Brothers Field and Octavia E. Butler Landing marked by the tracks of the Perseverance rover at the top of the frame. Perseverance itself looks on from the upper left corner about 85 meters away. Tips of Ingenuity's landing legs just peek over the left and right edges of the camera's field of view. Its record setting fourth flight completed on April 30, Ingenuity collected images of a potential new landing zone before returning to Wright Brothers Field. Ingenuity's fifth flight would be one-way though as the Mars aircraft moves on to the new airfield, anticipating a new phase of operational demonstration flights.
03 May 10:55

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enhance!

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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Just remember, every hacker in every movie is just lying to their boss to get overtime money.


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02 May 01:44

Rainbow Airglow over the Azores

Rainbow Airglow over the Azores Why would the sky glow like a giant repeating rainbow? Airglow. Now air glows all of the time, but it is usually hard to see. A disturbance however -- like an approaching storm -- may cause noticeable rippling in the Earth's atmosphere. These gravity waves are oscillations in air analogous to those created when a rock is thrown in calm water. The long-duration exposure nearly along the vertical walls of airglow likely made the undulating structure particularly visible. OK, but where do the colors originate? The deep red glow likely originates from OH molecules about 87-kilometers high, excited by ultraviolet light from the Sun. The orange and green airglow is likely caused by sodium and oxygen atoms slightly higher up. The featured image was captured during a climb up Mount Pico in the Azores of Portugal. Ground lights originate from the island of Faial in the Atlantic Ocean. A spectacular sky is visible through this banded airglow, with the central band of our Milky Way Galaxy running up the image center, and M31, the Andromeda Galaxy, visible near the top left.
21 Apr 11:45

'Ted Lasso' season two hits Apple TV+ on July 23rd

Philip.paulsson

Yeeeesssss! This is my favorite show of quarantine so far!

Ted Lasso returns to Apple TV+ on July 23rd.
12 Apr 11:34

Eradication

Philip.paulsson

LOL agreed

When you get to hell, tell smallpox we say hello.
08 Apr 11:47

The Greatest

by Reza
Philip.paulsson

Haha love this.

06 Apr 22:20

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Laughs

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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Somewhere an evolutionary psychologist's ears are burning.


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06 Apr 10:47

Weird kid

Philip.paulsson

Haha nice

Today, my ten-year-old daughter now has a habit of going up to random strangers and acting all scared before pointing behind them and whispering, "El Diablo." FML By maria lucia
01 Apr 01:55

Red Sprite Lightning over the Andes

Red Sprite Lightning over the Andes What are those red filaments in the sky? They are a rarely seen form of lightning confirmed only about 30 years ago: red sprites. Recent research has shown that following a powerful positive cloud-to-ground lightning strike, red sprites may start as 100-meter balls of ionized air that shoot down from about 80-km high at 10 percent the speed of light. They are quickly followed by a group of upward streaking ionized balls. The featured image was taken earlier this year from Las Campanas observatory in Chile over the Andes Mountains in Argentina. Red sprites take only a fraction of a second to occur and are best seen when powerful thunderstorms are visible from the side.
31 Mar 11:56

Finance Whiz Predicts The Dow Will Open At 9:30 A.M. Tomorrow

AVON, CT—Making the proclamation with “99% certainty,” finance whiz Seth McTurner predicted Tuesday that the Dow would open at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. “I’m calling it now: The Dow will open tomorrow morning at half past nine,” said McTurner, whose words were heeded by thousands of investors across the country who…

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25 Mar 11:49

Answer 7 Questions And We'll Reveal Your Muppet Doppelgänger

Philip.paulsson

Been a while since I've done one of these!
"You got: Beaker
Your doppelgänger is Beaker! Like him, you're a little on the shyer, introverted side. You're naturally intelligent and can fix almost any problem you can get your hands on. You're very loyal and generous, which others sometimes take advantage of. You can be a little pessimistic, but you're still quite fun to be around."

I would do anything for Gonzo.


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18 Mar 11:36

Distraction, not partisanship, drives sharing of misinformation

by John Timmer
Philip.paulsson

This explains why the Onion headlines fool me so often?

The words

Enlarge (credit: Lewis Ogden / Flickr)

We don't need a study to know that misinformation is rampant on social media; we just need to do a search for "vaccines" or "climate change" to confirm that. A more compelling question is why. It's clear that, at a minimum, there are contributions from organized disinformation campaigns, rampant political partisans, and questionable algorithms. But beyond those, there are still a lot of people who choose to share stuff that even a cursory examination would show was garbage. What's driving them?

That was the question that motivated a small international team of researchers who decided to take a look at how a group of US residents decided on which news to share. Their results suggest that some of the standard factors that people point to when explaining the tsunami of misinformation—inability to evaluate information and partisan biases—aren't having as much influence as most of us think. Instead, a lot of the blame gets directed at people just not paying careful attention.

You shared that?

The researchers ran a number of fairly similar experiments to get at the details of misinformation sharing. This involved panels of US-based participants recruited either through Mechanical Turk or via a survey population that provided a more representative sample of the US. Each panel had several hundred to over 1,000 individuals, and the results were consistent across different experiments, so there was a degree of reproducibility to the data.

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18 Mar 10:55

ESPN Offers $1 Million Prize For Bracket That Correctly Predicts Tournament Cancellation

Philip.paulsson

Sounds about right.

BRISTOL, CT—Bringing back the popular incentive for another year, ESPN announced Wednesday that it would offer a million-dollar prize for the bracket that correctly predicted the NCAA Tournament’s cancellation. “I love a Cinderella story, so I’m picking North Texas to take down the big dogs with a Covid outbreak,”…

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18 Mar 10:52

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Philip.paulsson

LOL I feel this.

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML By lazydude
18 Mar 10:51

The step before rat-licker

Philip.paulsson

No explanation as to why you were sniffing a rat???

Today, I got caught sniffing a rat, and now my boss is forcing me to be tested for the black death and is "terrified" that I made everyone sick, and says I may be fired from my job as a pediatric anesthesiologist. FML By Annabelle
18 Mar 10:48

The Surface of Venus from Venera 13

Philip.paulsson

1982?! How did I now know we had pictures of the surface of Venus before just now?

The Surface of Venus from Venera 13 If you could stand on Venus -- what would you see? Pictured is the view from Venera 13, a robotic Soviet lander which parachuted and air-braked down through the thick Venusian atmosphere in March of 1982. The desolate landscape it saw included flat rocks, vast empty terrain, and a featureless sky above Phoebe Regio near Venus' equator. On the lower left is the spacecraft's penetrometer used to make scientific measurements, while the light piece on the right is part of an ejected lens-cap. Enduring temperatures near 450 degrees Celsius and pressures 75 times that on Earth, the hardened Venera spacecraft lasted only about two hours. Although data from Venera 13 was beamed across the inner Solar System almost 40 years ago, digital processing and merging of Venera's unusual images continues even today. Recent analyses of infrared measurements taken by ESA's orbiting Venus Express spacecraft indicate that active volcanoes may currently exist on Venus.
18 Mar 10:47

Siri

Alexa defeated her in a battle hinging on the ability to set multiple timers.
16 Mar 10:53

Post-Vaccine Party

Philip.paulsson

LOL... I think places where the vaccine is fully rolled out are going to be NUTS this summer.. should be fun! Or deadly... either way.

[Future update] Well, someone accidentally dropped an M&M in their cup of ice water, and we all panicked and scattered.
12 Mar 14:11

Chase Introduces Meat Lover’s Visa