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10 May 09:17

16 Celeb Reactions To "Game Of Thrones" This Week

Philip.paulsson

Is it just me, or does Euron Greyjoy = Pacey from Dawson's Creek?

"Please tell me Brienne gets the d."


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06 May 10:49

‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Annoyed By Obvious Product Placement For Valyrian Steel

by OnionNews on Entertainment, shared by OnionNews to The Onion

LOS ANGELES—Expressing disappointment that the beloved series had evidently been tainted by corporate interests, Game Of Thrones fans across the nation were annoyed Sunday at the show’s increasingly frequent and obvious product placement for Valyrian steel. “It’s just so gross and artificial. They really go out of…

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06 May 10:49

Heists And Escapes

Philip.paulsson

I would play that escape room. Minus "The Dead" part tho maybe...

The interactive experience is built on a single theological framework that unites Dante, George R. R. Martin, every major heist movie, and Erin Gloria Ryan's "Kevin is dead" Home Alone theory.
06 May 10:48

Saturn, Titan, Rings, and Haze

Philip.paulsson

Amazing.

Saturn, Titan, Rings, and Haze This is not a solar eclipse. Pictured here is a busy vista of moons and rings taken at Saturn. The large circular object in the center of the image is Titan, the largest moon of Saturn and one of the most intriguing objects in the entire Solar System. The dark spot in the center is the main solid part of the moon. The bright surrounding ring is atmospheric haze above Titan, gas that is scattering sunlight to a camera operating onboard the robotic Cassini spacecraft. Cutting horizontally across the image are the rings of Saturn, seen nearly edge on. At the lower right of Titan is Enceladus, a small moon of Saturn. Since the image was taken pointing nearly at the Sun, the surfaces of Titan and Enceladus appear in silhouette, and the rings of Saturn appear similar to a photographic negative. Now if you look really really closely at Enceladus, you can see a hint of icy jets shooting out toward the bottom of the image. It is these jets that inspired future proposals to land on Enceladus, burrow into the ice, and search for signs of extraterrestrial life.
03 May 18:19

Facebook Bans Thousands Of Snowboarders, Base Jumpers In Crackdown On ‘Dangerous’ Accounts

by OnionNews

MENLO PARK, CA—Explaining that the suspended users had violated the site’s content guidelines, Facebook reportedly banned thousands of snowboarders, base jumpers, and paragliders Thursday in a crackdown on “dangerous” accounts. “The Facebook community should be safe for all users, which is why we’ve suspended the…

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02 May 19:47

Childish Gambino Teases Concept Album Exploring What World Might Be Like If He Put A Shirt On

by OnionNews on Entertainment, shared by OnionNews to The Onion
02 May 15:36

Ron Howard and George Lucas might reboot 'Willow' as series for Disney+

by Christine Fisher
Philip.paulsson

Looks like Peter Dinklage will have something to do after GoT!

The cult-classic fantasy movie Willow (directed by Ron Howard) might be revived as a series for the upcoming Disney+ streaming service. According to Deadline, Howard has said Jon Kasdan -- who worked with Howard as a writer on Solo: A Star Wars Story...
02 May 15:35

Video: Slay the Spire is a friendly game of death, but it was hard to get it right

by Sam Machkovech
Philip.paulsson

I enjoyed this game quite a bit!

Video directed by Justin Wolfson, edited by John Cappello. Click here for transcript.

Normally, we devote our "War Stories" videos to established and classic games of old. So what is a 2019 video game doing here?

Anyone who asks this question about Slay the Spire, made by a three-person studio in Seattle, hasn't played this wonderful title. It's arguably the most addictive, accessible, and strategy-filled digital card game we've seen in years. So we wanted to talk to its dealers about the game's irresistible properties.

The result is the above interview, which is peppered with developer Mega Crit's insights (and at least one Easter egg). We're glad we sought out this younger team because their answers revolved largely around the Steam Early Access system, which is still a pretty small drop in the bucket of game design history. Designers Anthony Giovannetti and Casey Yano sought a passionate community's help to solve the game's early design problems, and the community's use of Discord and Steam forums were critical not just for fixing the game's early issues but also identifying them in the first place.

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02 May 14:18

Baby X-rays Look Extremely Uncomfortable, So, Of Course, Twitter Made It Funny

Philip.paulsson

LOL I love the comparison to Danny Devito stuck in the playground thing from It's Always Sunny...

"You think I'm in here for MY safety?"


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01 May 10:46

Experts Praise Upcoming ‘Sonic’ Movie For Accurate Depiction Of Hedgehogs

by The Onion on Entertainment, shared by The Onion to The Onion

CHAMPAIGN, IL—Animal experts praised the upcoming animated film Sonic: The Hedgehog Tuesday for its accurate depiction of hedgehogs, noting that most media representations leave out the creature’s tendency to roll up into a fast-moving blue ball to attack enemy combatants. “Most of the hedgehogs we see in film and TV…

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30 Apr 13:29

Dipshit Toddler Waving At Wall

by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Onion
30 Apr 12:22

Years

by Reza
28 Apr 16:24

Retired Marshawn Lynch Goes Into Yeast Mode While Baking

by The Onion on Sports, shared by The Onion to The Onion
24 Apr 02:19

Sony Scores Big Win For PlayStation 5 After Poaching Yoshi From Nintendo With 10-Year $400 Million Contract

by The Onion on Entertainment, shared by The Onion to The Onion

NEW YORK—Adding the big-name dinosaur to an already stacked lineup featuring stars like Nathan Drake and Ratchet, Sony scored a big win for the upcoming PlayStation 5 Wednesday by poaching Yoshi away from Nintendo with a record-breaking 10-year, $400-million contract. “This is a huge day for Sony. Yoshi is one of the…

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23 Apr 07:34

Meal kits might be better for the planet than a trip to the store

by Christine Fisher
Philip.paulsson

Hopefully this is correct.... that was one of my only complaints about these things, the crazy amount of packaging they have to use.

It turns out the meal kits you can have delivered to your door by services like Blue Apron, HelloFresh and even Walmart might be more than convenient. They could be better for the environment, too. It's a bit counter intuitive given all the packaging...
17 Apr 01:38

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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I feel like Taco Bell is missing an opportunity to market themselves as a source of 'rock bottom.'


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17 Apr 01:31

A Photo Visit to Mount Fanjing

Philip.paulsson

I want to go to there.

Mount Fanjing, or Fanjingshan, is part of the Wuling mountain range in southwestern China’s Guizhou province. Named as a UNESCO World Heritage Site last year, the mountain is home to a conservation area, a nature reserve, and a number of Buddhist temples—it has been considered a sacred site for centuries. Two of these temples sit atop a lonely spire called the New Golden Summit, or Red Clouds Golden Summit, which rises more than 330 feet (100 meters) above the surrounding mountaintop. The Temple of the Buddha and Maitreya Temple are separated by a narrow gorge that visitors can cross via a short bridge.

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16 Apr 07:25

70% Of The Materials Used To Make IKEA Products In 2018 Were Either Renewable Or Recycled

16 Apr 07:24

Despondent Jeff Bezos Realizes He’ll Have To Work For 9 Seconds To Earn Back Money He Lost In Divorce

by The Onion
16 Apr 07:03

27 Times Kids Hilariously And Perfectly Renamed Things

Philip.paulsson

These are great.

Kids really do say the darndest things. They haven’t yet had their point of view molded by society, so their minds are free to see life in a way we can’t even wrap our heads around anymore. Sure is fun to be around though.

These hilarious kids used their unjaded minds to come up with new names for everyday objects, and honestly, I think these names are way better.

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https://twitter.com/hotwirefences/status/1001892265667825664

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h/t BoredPanda

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16 Apr 07:01

Benefits Of Open Office Not Extended To CEO

by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Onion

SAN FRANCISCO—Deeply saddened that one of their own was confined to such punishing solitude, employees of DigiMax Solutions expressed concern Friday that the benefits of the company’s open-office floor plan had not been extended to the media firm’s CEO, Carter Foss. “I feel so bad that he doesn’t get to enjoy the…

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16 Apr 07:00

Text Entry

Philip.paulsson

Most remotes have a number pad on them... why not just us T9 input!?

I like to think that somewhere out there, there's someone whose personal quest is lobbying TV providers to add an option to switch their on-screen keyboards to Dvorak.
16 Apr 06:57

Classic board game 'Catan' comes to the Switch on June 20th

by AJ Dellinger
Settlers of Catan is one of the best-selling and most beloved board games in existence. As promised during a Nintendo Direct event last September, publisher Asmodee Digital is helping the classic title in ditching its physical form to make the jump t...
16 Apr 04:02

Respawn's 'Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order' arrives November 15th

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

I am reservedly excited about this one....

Respawn has pulled back the curtains on Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order after months of teases. The single-player game is now due to launch on November 15th and follows Cal Kestis, a Padawan trying to survive Emperor Palpatine's command to execute the J...
15 Apr 17:15

Crestfallen ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Starting To Realize Series Never Going To Show Dragons Fucking

by The Onion on Entertainment, shared by The Onion to The Onion

BOSTON—Expressing deep disappointment as their beloved series begins to come to a long-awaited conclusion, crestfallen Game Of Thrones fans reported Monday their realization that the show is never going to show dragons fucking. “I’ve put hundreds of hours of my life into this series, and now it seems it’s all been a…

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11 Apr 17:29

Bird Reflects On Frailty, Impermanence Of Life After Finding Dead Human On Sidewalk

by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Onion

PITTSBURGH—Alighting on the concrete to study the colorful but lifeless body, a sparrow reflected on the fragile and fleeting nature of life Thursday after coming across a dead human on the sidewalk. “Looking at it, so still and delicate, lying there on the ground, it just reminds you that each and every one of us has…

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11 Apr 15:09

M87 Black Hole Size Comparison

I think Voyager 1 would be just past the event horizon, but slightly less than halfway to the bright ring.
11 Apr 13:13

Future

by Reza
10 Apr 14:37

This is the first real picture of a black hole

by Jon Fingas
Yes, it happened. After years of relying on computer-generated imagery, scientists using the Event Horizon Telescope have captured the first real image of a black hole. The snapshot of the supermassive black hole in the Messier 87 galaxy (about 55...
10 Apr 13:59

'Extraordinary' 500-year-old library catalogue reveals books lost to time

Philip.paulsson

Wow, this is so cool! Can't wait til it's digitized/translated so I can read highlights!

It sounds like something from Carlos Ruiz Zafón’s The Shadow of the Wind and his The Cemetery of Forgotten Books: a huge volume containing thousands of summaries of books from 500 years ago, many of which no longer exist. But the real deal has been found in Copenhagen, where it has lain untouched for more than 350 years.

The Libro de los Epítomes manuscript, which is more than a foot thick, contains more than 2,000 pages and summaries from the library of Hernando Colón, the illegitimate son of Christopher Columbus who made it his life’s work to create the biggest library the world had ever known in the early part of the 16th century. Running to around 15,000 volumes, the library was put together during Colón’s extensive travels. Today, only around a quarter of the books in the collection survive and have been housed in Seville Cathedral since 1552.

The discovery in the Arnamagnæan Collection in Copenhagen is “extraordinary”, and a window into a “lost world of 16th-century books”, said Cambridge academic Dr Edward Wilson-Lee, author of the recent biography of Colón, The Catalogue of Shipwrecked Books.

It’s an amazing story. Instead of being a needle in a haystack, it was a needle in a bunch of other needles

Dr Edward Wilson-Lee

“It’s a discovery of immense importance, not only because it contains so much information about how people read 500 years ago, but also, because it contains summaries of books that no longer exist, lost in every other form than these summaries,” said Wilson-Lee. “The idea that this object which was so central to this extraordinary early 16th-century project and which one always thought of with this great sense of loss, of what could have been if this had been preserved, for it then to just show up in Copenhagen perfectly preserved, at least 350 years after its last mention in Spain …”

The manuscript was found in the collection of Árni Magnússon, an Icelandic scholar born in 1663, who donated his books to the University of Copenhagen on his death in 1730. The majority of the some 3,000 items are in Icelandic or Scandinavian languages, with only around 20 Spanish manuscripts, which is probably why the Libro de los Epítomes went unnoticed for hundreds of years. It was Guy Lazure at the University of Windsor in Canada who first spotted the connection to Colón. The Arnamagnæan Institute then contacted Mark McDonald at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, who passed it on to Wilson-Lee and his co-author José María Pérez Fernández, of the University of Granada, for verification.

The Libro de los Epítomes.
A discovery of immense importance ... The Libro de los Epítomes. Photograph: Suzanne Reitz/Arnamagnæan Institute, University of Copenhagen

“They sent me the photos. I was sitting on a beach at the time and I said ‘you’ve got to be flipping kidding me’. It’s the major missing piece from the library,” said Wilson-Lee. “It’s an amazing story. Instead of being a needle in a haystack, it was a needle in a bunch of other needles.”

After amassing his collection, Colón employed a team of writers to read every book in the library and distill each into a little summary in Libro de los Epítomes, ranging from a couple of lines long for very short texts to about 30 pages for the complete works of Plato, which Wilson-Lee dubbed the “miracle of compression”.

Because Colón collected everything he could lay his hands on, the catalogue is a real record of what people were reading 500 years ago, rather than just the classics. “The important part of Hernando’s library is it’s not just Plato and Cortez, he’s summarising everything from almanacs to news pamphlets. This is really giving us a window into the entirety of early print, much of which has gone missing, and how people read it – a world that is largely lost to us,” said Wilson-Lee.

Wilson-Lee and Pérez Fernández are currently working on a comprehensive account of the library, which will be published in 2020. They are also working to digitise the manuscript, in collaboration with the Arnamagnæan Institute.

“It’s always thrilling as a scholar and a biographer to realise there is still stuff out there,” said Wilson-Lee. “It’s a question of getting out there, [and] looking in unobvious places.”