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28 Feb 16:38

Pistons player saves ball directly off Knicks player's genitals

by Seth Rosenthal

When you're saving a ball off an opponent, you've got a big target to work with, so it's nice to aim for the legs or anywhere that's gonna get you possession without causing too much pain.

Or that. Replay confirms Shawne Williams drilled Lou Amundson riiiiight in the amunds:

How's your Friday going, #Knicks? https://t.co/Gh5EcYt7zM

— Detroit4lyfe (@Detroit4lyfe) February 28, 2015

Hey, it worked.

28 Feb 03:46

Oregon's proposed gigabit tax break written with Google Fiber in mind

28 Feb 01:20

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28 Feb 01:18

Newswire: Warner Bros. is making an Adventure Time movie

by Sam Barsanti

Oh my glob! Mathematical! Bacon pancakes! No, we’re not having a stroke, we’re referencing Adventure Time—the popular kids TV show that is secretly for adults (but it’s barely a secret). And we’re not just referencing Adventure Time because everyone on the Internet constantly references Adventure Time, but because Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network have announced that they’re making an Adventure Time movie. Like, a real movie. It’ll be in theaters and everything. We’ll give you a minute to calm down.

Are you OK? Good. This comes from Deadline, which reports that the Adventure Time movie will be produced by Chris McKay and Roy Lee, both of whom previously worked together on another big-screen kids’ movie that was also adult-friendly: The Lego Movie. McKay has also been announced as the director for Lego Batman, and Lee is producing that spinoff, so it seems ...

28 Feb 01:15

What #TheDress Color You See Says About You — According To Science

by gguillotte
According to a Buzzfeed survey of nearly 3 million people, only 30 percent see blue and black. The other 70 percent see white and gold.
28 Feb 00:48

Lindsay Lohan reveals she’s voting for Mitt Romney

by gguillotte
She announced she will be voting for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Why? "I just think employment is really important right now," the actress, who often finds herself without work, explained on the pink carpet at the Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Drink event in L.A.
27 Feb 23:47

Make A Smart Cocktail Shaker With Arduino And Your Android #AdafruitWeekendProject

by Rebecca Houlihan
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'Making a drink is as easy as following the steps on screen–no more guessing or fumbling with measurements'

never do anything ever again

Use an Arduino and your Android to help you mix drinks with this Adafruit Smart Cocktail Shaker tutorial

The smart cocktail shaker is a project to help you easily mix drinks using an Arduino, a load cell from a cheap kitchen scale, and an Android application. By measuring the weight of a cocktail shaker, an Arduino can send the amount of poured liquid to an Android application over a USB or bluetooth connection in real time. Making a drink is as easy as following the steps on screen–no more guessing or fumbling with measurements!

Full tutorial

27 Feb 23:46

Pat Robertson Thinks There Could Be Demons In Your Second-Hand Clothes

by Meredith Woerner

Human goblin creature, Pat Robertson, is an adult who thinks that spirits can attach themselves to your old thrift shop purchases. No really, Pat Robertson thinks there are demons in your vintage band t-shirts.

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27 Feb 23:44

Microsoft Finally Allows Customers To Legally Download Windows 7 ISOs

by Soulskill
MojoKid writes: It's long been a pet peeve of many end users that Microsoft has made it such a challenge to procure a legitimate ISO image of its various operating systems. It seems like the company should have no problem offering them in an easy-to-find spot on its website, because after all, it's not like they can be taken utilized without a legal key. Sometimes, people simply lose the disc or ISO they had, and so it shouldn't be such a challenge to get a replacement. Fortunately, with a new feature on the Microsoft site, you are now able to get that replacement Windows 7 ISO. However, it's behind a bit of protection. You'll need to provide your legal product code, and then the language, in order to go through to the download page. If you've somehow lost your key but are still using the OS that it's tied to, you can retrieve it through a few different third party tools. However, it does seem like not all valid keys work properly just yet, since some users are reporting valid keys throwing errors or not enabling a download for some reason.

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27 Feb 23:44

?Duck Dynasty? Star: STDs Are Revenge of the Hippies - Daily Beast

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?Duck Dynasty? Star: STDs Are Revenge of the Hippies
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Phil Robertson brings anti-sex insanity to CPAC. During a CPAC that has produced the expected maelstrom of cynicism and garden-variety terrible, one man ensured a wildly Biblical, passionately anti-sex level of ridiculousness for an attentive crowd. It wasn't ...

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27 Feb 23:32

Stopgap Homeland Security spending bill fails in House - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
Some conservatives opposed the bill because it left out provisions to block executive actions President Barack Obama took on immigration, which Republicans have vowed to overturn. House leaders tried to win lawmakers over arguing a three-week extension bought them more time to fight Obama while his immigration directives are on old in court. But conservatives abandoned the bill in droves and Democrats refused to make up the difference, pressing for a full-year funding bill instead.
27 Feb 23:31

Boris Nemtsov’s murder resembles past Russian contract hits

by Steve LeVine
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Boris Nemtsov's body in the shadow of St. Basil Cathidral.

Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov has been shot dead on a Moscow street close to the Kremlin, in what may be a gangland-style hit.

Убит Борис Немцов http://t.co/XKEG5hpXKh RT pls pic.twitter.com/vll2RV8RWm

— Тот самый Мартин (@martin_camera) February 27, 2015

The killing of the 55-year-old Nemtsov, a liberal former deputy prime minister, and among the few remaining Russian politicians to remain a vocal opponent of president Vladimir Putin, occurred in Moscow early Saturday (Feb. 28) local time. Meduza, a Russian website, said that Nemtsov was shot by several assailants who emerged from a car. This is a live feed from the murder scene, where police, journalists, and bystanders are congregating:

Further details are sparse. But in Russia, few people own guns—generally, it is government security personnel, and gangs. So when people are murdered with firearms, particularly when they are prominent figures like politicians, notable businessmen, or journalists, it is an ordered execution. Whoever ordered the death is virtually never identified, nor the precise reason for the hit.

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Dead at 55.(Reuters/Sergei Karpukhin)

Among those who have died this way were journalists Anna Politkovskaya, who was shot in the elevator of her home in 2006, and Paul Klebnikov, who was shot in the back on the street in 2004.

Such murders often go unsolved because of the interwoven nature of criminality and Russian officialdom. In the Politkovskaya case, for instance, it was established that one of the killers was with the FSB, the Russian security agency. But the trail went cold after that; no higher-ups were ever fingered. Experts I spoke to for my book Putin’s Labyrinth: Spies, Murder, and the Dark Heart of the New Russia told me that no Russian gang will carry out the murder of a high-profile figure absent a signal of approval from senior levels of government.

Two weeks previously, Nemtsov had told (link in Russian) a Russian news website, Sobesednik.ru, that he feared Putin might order his murder. Update: Putin himself has responded to the killing (Russian) through his spokesman, saying it “has all the hallmarks of a contract killing and is of a purely provocational nature.”

27 Feb 23:30

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27 Feb 23:26

Leonard Nimoy’s telegram to JFK

27 Feb 23:25

Great Job, Internet!: Fuck libraries: a bibliography of every book mentioned on Parks And Recreation

by Dan Selcke

There will never be another new episode of Parks And Recreation. This fact cannot be denied, no matter how hard we try. However, hope need not fade so long as fans keep posting remembrances, retrospectives, video remixes, and other such tributes until the gods take pity on them and fold time back on itself, allowing everyone to experience the magic of the series anew.

With that goal in mind, here is a list of books, both real and fictional, that were embraced by key members of the Parks And Recreation gang over the course of the show. With titles like Air Force Nøne and Mulch Ado About Nothing, the list demonstrates that the Parks writers had a facility with wordplay that rivaled that of The Simpsons writers and their famously hilarious signage.

  1. A History Of Pawnee, Indiana
  2. It’s Not the Size of the Boat: Embracing Life with a Micro ...
27 Feb 23:19

More Mysterious Craters Found in Siberia - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
Last summer, the discovery of several new giant craters in Siberia drew worldwide interest, launching wild speculation that meteorites, or even aliens, caused the gaping crevasses. And now, scientists have found even more of them. In July 2014, reindeer herders discovered a 260-feet-wide (80 meters) crater in northern Russia's Yamal Peninsula. Later that month, two more craters were discovered in the Tazovsky district and Taymyr Peninsula (also spelled Taimyr), respectively. Now, satellite images have revealed at least four more craters, and at least one is surrounded by as many as 20 mini craters, The Siberian Times reported.
27 Feb 23:19

The Sad Story Behind A Dead PC Game That Can't Come Back

by gguillotte
Last week, Night Dive founder Stephen Kick and director of business development Larry Kuperman emailed me to let me know that while they had indeed planned to re-release No One Lives Forever and its sequel, they'd hit a wall and been forced to give up. Thanks to the ongoing inability and/or unwillingness of three publishers—Activision, 20th Century Fox, and in particular Warner Bros.—to determine who owned the game, Night Dive is currently abandoning its efforts to revive No One Lives Forever.
27 Feb 23:14

South Carolina college comes out against homosexuality - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
In 2014, two male student-athletes at Erskine College in South Carolina announced they are gay. Now, the small Christian school has issued a statement taking a stance against homosexuality.
27 Feb 23:02

New Banksy

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27 Feb 21:29

This Man Set Fire to a Houston Mosque. Islamic Leaders Forgave Him

by Aura Bogado
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'Ferguson is being held without bond. If convicted of first-degree arson, he faces life in prison--which the Quba Islamic Institute opposes. '

This Man Set Fire to a Houston Mosque. Islamic Leaders Forgave Him

Two weeks ago, we told you about how a fire that destroyed a building in Houston's Quba Islamic Institute was likely the result of arson. Sure enough, authorities arrested Darryl Ferguson, a 55-year-old homeless man for setting the fire. According to KHOU 11 News, police say Ferguson made anti-Muslim comments to a local store clerk. That means he could be charged with a hate crime. But Quba's leadership has declined to pursue charges against Ferguson. Here's assistant imam Ahsan Zahid's explanation:

According to the Houston Chronicle, Ferguson is being held without bond. If convicted of first-degree arson, he faces life in prison--which the Quba Islamic Institute opposes. 

27 Feb 21:10

Alex Boyé and The Dancing Grannies Perform a Lively Cover of ‘Uptown Funk’ by Mark Ronson Featuring Bruno Mars

by Glen Tickle
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Alex Boyé and Jean’s Golden Girls (described in the video title as “The Dancing Grannies”) perform a lively cover of the popular song “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars.

For comparison, here is the original “Uptown Funk” music video.

27 Feb 21:09

#TheDress goes viral: Sales soar 347% - Yahoo Finance

by gguillotte
Bastock, who wore the dress during her CNN interview, said she planned to start offering a white and gold version. It would take about six months to make it available.
27 Feb 20:56

InDesign Secrets Video: How to Hide the Content Grabber

by Mike Rankin
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I was tempted title this post "How to Hide the !@#$ Donut" since that's the phrase that would pop into most folks' minds when they wanted to search for an answer to this problem. But I'm not sure Google understands grawlix. Anyway, you know what I mean. Every single InDesign user on the planet has at […]
27 Feb 20:54

‘Puppets Understand’, A Cute New Song & Video by Kate Micucci & Tony Thaxton Explaining Why Puppets Make Great Pals

by Justin Page
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Puppets Understand” is a cute new song and video, written and performed by Kate Micucci and Tony Thaxton where the musical duo explains why puppets make great friends. The fun music video, directed by Cat Solen, was recently featured on a new episode of Nerdist Presents.

“Puppets Understand” was written by Kate Micucci and Tony Thaxton, directed by Cat Solen, and features puppeteers Jonah Ray, Erik Kuska, Adrian Leonard, Alex Griffin, Christine Papalexis, Christina Johns, Deanna Rooney, Maya Ferrara, Todd Cooper, Justin Hertner, Nikki Kelly, and Rose Shawhan.

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27 Feb 20:12

Roman Women's Lace Detail Bodycon Dress Royal Blue: Amazon.co.uk: Clothing

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
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#2 in Clothing > Women's Clothing > Dresses

the joke reviews are predictably rolling in

27 Feb 20:10

311 Somerville on Twitter: "Still more to be picked up, here's a sample of what DPW has removed thanks to your help #spacesaver http://t.co/G287t88IpX"

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
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@tbh1973: But did they pick up that TV from 1993 I tried to get rid of..

@311Somerville: If you still have it, give 311 a call and we'll arrange for a free pick up of that old TV

@tbh1973: LOL it was a joke but thanks for the info :)

27 Feb 20:09

SOMEONE HOLD ME: Lumberjanes‘ Noelle Stevenson Is Reviving Runaways for Marvel - DID THE DRESS DO THIS???? ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE DRESS.

by Sam Maggs
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As part of their Secret Wars event this May, all major Marvel comics universes are colliding into one big mish-mash called Battleworld, and what better time to revive some properties that seemed to have faded into obscurity? Today, Marvel announced news that made me run around my living room shrieking like only a fangirl can: they’re bringing back Runaways.

One of my all-time favorite Marvel comics and a great entry into the Marvel universe, the original Runaways came to us from some of the greatest minds in comics, including Brian K. Vaughan, Adrian Alphona (currently the artist on Ms. Marvel), and even Joss Whedon. In this highly-underrated series, a group of teens discover that their parents are members of a collective of supervillains called The Pride, and band together to take their folks down. The book has an incredible cast of female characters (including girls with divers sexualities, races, and body types), and one of them even has a pet velociraptor. You can also find cameos from lots of familiar Marvel faces, like Captain America, which makes the journey into other Marvel comics a little easier.

What makes this good news into great news is that the new Secret Wars Runaways will be penned by none other than Lumberjanes‘ Noelle Stevenson, with art by Sanford Greene of Uncanny Avengers. Stevenson said that her comic will involve lots of established teens from the Marvel universe comprising a new, unique team of “rough and rowdy punk[s].” According to Stevenson, “They’re a group who wouldn’t necessarily choose to hang out with each other under normal circumstances—and actually outright hate each other in a few cases—but end up having to work together to survive and find out that they have more in common than they thought.”

The new Runaways will all attend a school together in Battleworld—but everything it not as it seems. “A lot of emphasis is placed on being the strongest and coming out on top no matter what,” Stevenson said, “and aggression, competition, ruthlessness and obedience are prized, so some of these kids are pretty messed up by that.” Instead of supervillain parents, it’s their supervillain headmaster against which they’ll be rebelling. “It’s [about] reevaluating how you were raised and the people who raised you and deciding what it actually is you want for yourself outside of that,” she explained.

Here’s a variant cover for the first issue (Noto!), and some excellent concept art from Greene for some of the series’ characters. It looks like we’re getting Skaar, Cloak, Dagger, Jubilee, Amadeus Cho, and a brand-new character named Sanna.

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We already know Nico Minoru will be a major team member on G. Willow Wilson and Marguerite K. Bennett’s all-female Battleworld Avengers team, A-Force, but it’s amazing to know we might get to see the rest of the old gang, too. Stevenson’s new Runaways series will debut in June – but before then, go ahead and pick up Volume One of Runaways: The Complete Collection to catch up on all the goodness. You won’t be disappointed.

(via CBR)

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27 Feb 20:04

The CEO Of Reddit Is Also On Trial — On Reddit

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The most popular comment in one of the main Reddit discussion threads is from a user called heezle: “Two degrees from Harvard and one from Princeton and she’s still dumb enough to get ‘pressured’ into sleeping with a married co-worker to get ahead in her career.”