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16 Apr 00:37

The Latest Hugo Conspiracy Nonsense Involving Me

by John Scalzi

In the wake of one of John C. Wright’s Hugo-nominated stories being disqualified for the ballot because it was previously published on his Web site, howls of bitter indignancy have arisen from the Puppy quarters, on the basis that Old Man’s War, a book I serialized here on Whatever in 2002, qualified for the Hugo ballot in 2006 (it did not win). The gist of the whining is that if my work can be thought of as previously unpublished, why not Mr. Wright’s? Also, this is further evidence that the Hugos are one big conspiracy apparently designed to promote the socially acceptable, i.e., me specifically, whilst putting down the true and pure sons of science fiction (i.e., the Puppies).

So: thoughts.

1. The first irony is that Old Man’s War actually wasn’t originally on the 2006 Best Novel Hugo ballot at all; it finished sixth in the nomination tally. It ascended to the ballot when Neil Gaiman, who I did not know at the time (and who was almost certainly entirely unaware of my existence, or that I had placed sixth in the nomination tally), declined a Best Novel nomination for Anansi Boys. Neil (who I do know now), explained later that he’d felt he’d won his share of Hugos at the time and imagined the nomination would be better served helping someone else. He was correct about that. The point is that if you buy into the conspiracy theory of Old Man’s War being on the ballot, you have to believe that the conspiracy somehow convinced/forced Neil Gaiman to decline his nomination strictly for my benefit. Which is some conspiracy!

2. The second irony is that at the time, based purely on the content of Old Man’s War, to the extent that fandom presumed to guess my personal politics at all, much of it assumed that I was a US conservative. Hey, not everyone reads my blog. So the idea that I was on the ballot because of some ideological nod is, well, suspect at best.

3. It was no big secret in 2006 that Old Man’s War had been serialized on my blog prior to publication, so it seems doubtful to me the Hugo people were entirely unaware of its provenance. To the extent that it was discussed at all between me and other folks, to the best of my recollection at the time, there was the feeling that serializing on the blog did not, in itself, constitute publication (interestingly, I thought that it was Agent to the Stars, also published in 2005, that might be more of a tricky sell for the ballot, as you can see here).

4. Aside from my notification of the nomination, I had no contact with the Hugo Award committee of that year prior to the actual Worldcon, nor could I tell you off the top of my head who was on the committee. It doesn’t appear that anyone at the time was concerned about whether OMW being serialized here constituted publication. Simply put, it didn’t seem to be an issue, or at the very least, no one told me if it were. Again, if this was a conspiracy to get me on the ballot, it lacked one very important conspirator: Me.

5. So why would OMW’s appearance on a Web site in 2002 not constitute publication, but Mr. Wright’s story’s appearance on a Web site in 2013 constitute publication? There could be many reasons, including conspiracy, but I think the more likely and rather pedestrian reason is that more than a decade separates 2002 and 2013. In that decade the publishing landscape has changed significantly. In 2002 there was no Kindle, no Nook, no tablet or smart phone; there was no significant and simple commerce channel for independent publication; and there was not, apparently, a widespread understanding that self-publishing, in whatever form, constituted formal publication for the purposes of the Hugo Awards. 2013 is not 2002; 2015, when Mr. Wright’s story was nominated, is not 2006, when OMW was nominated.

I don’t think it’s all that difficult to conceptualize that major changes in culture can significantly alter the perception of what is legitimate and what is not; after all, in 2002, no state in the US allowed for same-sex marriage, whereas in 2015 the majority do, and it’s very likely by the end of the year that all will. The recognition of web publication as formal publication for the purposes of science fiction awards is not exactly a greater cultural shift than that, I would propose. No conspiracy required.

6. But it’s not faaaaaaiiirrrr, waaaaaaaaaaaah. Well, one: Life is not fair, so gut up, children. Two, it’s the Hugo adminstrators’ call to make, and they made it, so again, put on your big kid pants and just deal with it. If this year’s Hugos have a theme, it is of people just having to deal with shit they don’t like. I’m not sure why the Puppies feel they should be special snowflakes in this regard. The good news for Mr. Wright is that Hugo voters are not left bereft of chances to enjoy his Hugo-nominated prose, as he is still on the ballot a prodigious five times.

7. What would I have done in 2006 if I had been disqualified from the Hugo ballot because OMW had been serialized on my Web site? I imagine I would have been very gravely disappointed and would have probably groused privately and possibly even publicly. Then I imagine I would have put on my own big kid pants and dealt with it. Because here’s a home truth: No one is owed a Hugo award, or a Hugo nomination. If you start thinking you are, you’re the problem, not the Hugos, their administrators, or anyone else who might have ever been nominated, or even been awarded, one of the rockets.


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16 Apr 00:30

Linked: Balls Out

by Armin

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16 Apr 00:26

What I've Learned About Female Desire From Reading | The Toast

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy

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  • Women only love men with CROOKED SMILES, a man who smiles with his mouth all in a straight line might as well be DEAD; a male smile should resemble nothing on earth so much as the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Lombard Street, a lightning bolt, a scarecrow with a broken neck, or two palm trees leaning against each other to form a big “X”
  • Most women cannot distinguish between the feeling of “love” and what happens when a young male has floppy hair that falls over his eyes; truly lovable men have eyes hidden so deeply behind a cascade of floppy chestnut hair they are effectively blind
  • Men are most attractive when they have at least one but no more than three minor cosmetic flaws (scar on chin, slightly chipped tooth, poor), like Chip the cup from the cartoon version of Beauty and the Beast
  • A woman can forgive a man for anything, except for having freckles or a weak chin
  • 100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one
  • It’s not enough to have a lot of hair falling in your eyes; men must be constantly tugging at their own hair in exasperation or at the very least running their hands through it as they think carefully about art or something
  • Men should have a TON of money but not care about it for even a SECOND, he should literally forget he even has money, he should whisk you away on a helicopter and then when you try to tip the pilot in cash he’s like “what are those weird little flat green dudes in your wallet?” because he doesn’t care about money at all even though he has so much of it
  • Women love it when a man seems gay and mean but is actually straight and nice, or at least he wants to be nice, or at least he wants to be nice to one person and that person is you, and instead of straight he’s gay 98% of the time but he’s super-mega-straight for you, and nobody knows what bisexuality is
  • Someone understood him once but then she died
  • It’s really good when a man could hurt you and maybe spends a lot of time hurting other people but makes an exception in his hurting-people schedule for at least one woman he doesn’t hurt, but he could if he wanted to, only he doesn’t, so it would be great if he murdered everybody except for you and didn’t murder you even a little bit
  • Just this pretty much
  • If he’s normally so powerful that he could destroy you but he’s in the hospital or prison or something or just tied to a bunch of cabins in the woods maybe and you have to bring him mush and he’s totally dependent on you and he hates it and reminds you of how much he hates it but there’s not even anything he can do about it and he has to rely on you and maybe trust again for the first time in his whole entire life, that’s good
  • Whenever possible, a man should have a cruel mouth, particularly if he has blue eyes – the bluer the eyes, the crueler the mouth; a man with cornflower-blue eyes should have a mouth like a genocide
  • If he can’t have a cruel mouth, he should have strong and callused hands, sort of rough but surprisingly gentle, like if it turned out his hands were actually made of doves, and he should be sort of dim but incredibly dedicated to you, he should be so dumb he can’t remember fractions but every day he builds you a four-poster sleigh bed out of oak and devotion and needs to have wordless but noisy sex on the hour and also needs help signing his own name
  • It’s good if a man is skittish and terrified of affection, like a beautiful horse that appears on the edge of a frozen lake one day and you have to tame it by bringing it a handful of food every day until it slowly comes to learn your scent (but with sex)
  • like a mean professor who always wears powder-blue button-ups and has a little bit of chest hair that’s not too dark and he withholds praise from you constantly?
  • His mother is just the worst and you’re nothing like her
  • If a man is calm 100% of the time, like so calm that he’s mostly dead, and he only gets boners for his job, because he loves his job so much and he’s always sitting at a desk or standing with a phone doing his job, but then all of a sudden he can’t stop getting boners for one specific woman and he’s mad at her from how much she’s distracting him from his job, which has never happened before, because he’s literally never been attracted to even a single woman in the history of being alive in his own body until right now and he’s going to straight up murder you with sex because it turns out all that sedate studiousness he thought was his personality was actually the calm before the dick storm
  • Sometimes women instead love it when men are little and sweaty and sleazy, like a sexual rat, idk
  • That’s it I guess, that’s all I know

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15 Apr 18:30

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15 Apr 18:14

Aaron Hernandez sentenced to life in prison without parole

by Adam Stites

Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of first-degree murder which carries an automatic life sentence without parole.

Aaron Hernandez received an automatic sentence of life in prison without parole after he was found guilty of first-degree murder on Wednesday.

Per Massachusetts state law, there will be an automatic appeal for the first-degree murder charge. Judge E. Susan Garsh also tacked on additional sentences of three to five years for unlawful possession of a firearm and one year for unlawful possession of ammunition. Neither are the maximum sentence for those charges.

Hernandez, 25, will now face another trial in Boston for a double homocide that occurred in 2012. He was indicted in May 2014 for the killings of Daniel de Abreu and Safiro Furtado, but the trial was delayed because Hernandez's defense lawyers argued that they needed the time to focus on the charges for the murder of Olin Lloyd.

On Wednesday morning a jury found Hernandez guilty of two gun charges in addition to "extreme atrocity and cruelty" in the first-degree murder of Lloyd. By attaching the "extreme atrocity and cruelty" stipulation, the jury labeled the murder as one in the first-degree, despite not finding it to be premeditated. Defendants convicted of second-degree murder charges can be eligible for parole after 15 years in prison.

Hernandez played three seasons with the New England Patriots after he was selected in the fourth round of the 2010 NFL Draft. During his collegiate career with the Florida Gators, Hernandez won the 2009 John Mackey Award, recognizing the nation's top tight end, and entered the NFL Draft after his junior season.

15 Apr 17:44

Amazon is streaming Orphan Black's first season for free this Friday

by Jacob Kastrenakes

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15 Apr 17:43

Paul Feig talks women comedians, his love for streaming, and his new Yahoo show Other Space

by Emily Yoshida

Our would-be hero is Stewart Lipinski, played with Michael Cera-esque throttle-ability by Karan Soni (previously seen on the short-lived Amazon show Betas). He's been named captain of a routine exploratory mission into outer space, much to the chagrin of his sister Karen (Bess Rous) and childhood best friend Michael (Eugene Cordero) who serve as his second and third in command, respectively. Of course, the mission does not stay routine for very long, and minutes after takeoff, the ship is transported into a neighboring universe, with no way of getting home and a stockpile of fudge as their only rations.

I spent the first episode of Outer Space taking in its low-rent sets and effects and occasionally absurd sci-fi dialogue, trying to figure out how much of it was an insincere goof, until it dawned on me that it's just like any Paul Feig script, from Freaks and Geeks to his work on the earthbound Office — a bunch of sensitive weirdos with varying dissatisfaction about how their lives turned out, masking their insecurities the best ways they know how. In space.

It's also a highly specific and personal project, and a far cry from the megaplex-ready Melissa McCarthy comedy Spy and the all-consuming buzz of his all-female Ghostbusters reboot, currently slated for 2016. I spoke to Feig over the phone about the dangers of passion projects and high concepts, and his deep and abiding love of funny women.

Emily Yoshida: So Other Space has been in the works for a while, right? I was Googling around and found you talking about it in this old profile of you in The New York Times, back in 2008.

Paul Feig: You know what, I just found that the other day, and I was like, "Oh my god, I forgot I talked about it." This has been a real pet project of mine for a long time, and I'm usually the guy who throws out passion projects. I think passion projects are dangerous, because as your career moves forward, sometimes you go back to a place that you've [since moved] beyond. But this was [a project] that just always, always stuck with me, and I'm like, "God, I just want to make that show. I know what that show is, I think it's funny."

And I'm just a sci-fi geek — and I have been my whole life — and there's been such a dearth of sci-fi comedy unless you look to England, where they have Red Dwarf, and Hyperdrive, and those things. We haven't had much here. When I was growing up, there was a show called Quark that was on for like eight episodes, that my best friend and I thought was the funniest show ever. And so, yeah, when I came up with this idea back eight years ago, or however long it was, I was really excited about it. But it was kind of before The Office, and I wanted to do it single cam, and NBC didn't quite want to do single cam. So I tried to write it [as a multi-camera sitcom], but it just didn't feel right, so it all kind of fell apart.

"Oh my god, I can actually maybe get this made."

But then the problem is once it falls apart, they still own it. And so, just every year, I'd always get on the phone with my lawyer and my agent, and then finally, when I was in post production of The Heat, it reverted back to me. And in a Kismet-ian world, that was right when Yahoo contacted my agent and said they wanted to put real money into a couple of shows. And so I was like, "Oh my god, I can actually maybe get this made."

Yeah, so I'm thrilled. I didn't want to do sci-fi comedy that made fun of sci-fi. A lot of sci-fi comedy is parody.

Yeah, you kind of have to invent a language for how an American sci-fi comedy show looks. How did that evolve from when you first kind of conceptualized the show?

The difference was that I created it originally in the pre-Office world. I think it was working on The Office that really made me go, "Oh, that's the perfect way to shoot this show." And what's funny is, [in the fourth episode] you find out why the show looks that way. Because I wanted to justify it, I didn't want the conceit to be that there's a documentary crew floating around with people in space. So I'm very happy with how we explain it.

And yeah, it's just getting the tone right and getting the right cast, but then never treating them too silly. You can have ridiculous things happen, but they're reacting the way that normal humans would. And we got this great cast, who brought so much of their own personalities in a very realistic way to bear. I just feel it works so well.

The cast is definitely one of the most pleasant surprises of the show. I read the profile of [casting director] Alison Jones in The New Yorker, and it was so interesting to see her side of developing a show, especially casting unknowns and casting female unknowns. What is it for you that really makes a comic actor stand out, especially female leads?

Feig at the premiere of Spy at SXSW 2015. (Michael Buckner/Getty Images)


"I've just always been more comfortable hanging with women."

Well, across the board, regardless of gender, it's about who comes in with a unique voice, with a charisma that you can't pinpoint, and just with a deep bench of talent, so you go, "Wow, I'm going to feed off that person as much as they're going to feed off [the material]." That's how we did Freaks and Geeks. You see a lot of actors, and when you go with Alison, you know everyone you see is great. It's just, are they great for this role, and do they have anything that just pops up through the roof? And then one person will come and they just blow everyone else out of the water. And so that's kind of what I look for, regardless of male or female.

I mean as far as women go, I just love funny women. There's kind of two classes of funny women: ones [who are] very good at delivering a joke and being funny, and then there's this other tier of women — the Melissas and the Kristens and Amy Poehlers and Tina Feys, the list goes on and — that I just fall out hysterically laughing [at]. And it doesn't matter if they're a man or a woman, that’s just a funny person. They're not trying to be someone they're not, and they're not trying to act like a guy; they're just funny. And I think funny people... I think there's a comedy DNA that people have. Like Chris Farley. That man existed on this planet to be funny. He couldn't not be funny. Everything he did was hysterical, and I just feel that way about all these hilarious women.

I can't help but kind of think about Bridesmaids and The Heat and the Ghostbusters reboot on a continuum with Freaks and Geeks. Character-wise, whether it's people that don't look like movie stars or whether it's just a whole ensemble of female comedians, you’re doing something that's a little bit against the grain of what mainstream comedy is doing.

Yeah, I mean, for me, it's just a meritocracy. The funniest, best people win the day, and I don't care what they look like. When we did Freaks, it was like, we're not going to bring in a bunch of models who put glasses on and call them nerds; we want to throw the doors open wide. What ends up happening is that you still get beautiful people who are great, but it's just because you said, "We have no constraints on that, we don't care about that."

But then as far as women go, it's selfish in a way for me, because I've just always been more comfortable hanging with women. I grew up in a family of eight kids, six of them were girls, and they were all my best friends, and we always just had fun making each other laugh. And there's just something about the comedy of women that I relate to more than the comedy of most guys, because guy comedy, in general, tends to be a little more aggressive. And now I just kind of have a more feminine take on the world, I think. Plus, there's so many guys who do that guy comedy so well, and I love that stuff. I really like watching it. But I don't have a good voice for it. It's not what I do. I've tried in the past, to develop a project like that, but I always sounded like somebody pretending to know what guys sound like.

A lot of the comedy in Other Space comes from that sort of tension — you're working in this genre where you're used to these sort of straight-faced, logical, masculine types, especially in the more old-school shows you’re riffing on. But then the characters end up being kind of moody and just want to talk about their feelings.

I love it. On Other Space, everybody is sensitive, everybody's overly sensitive, which makes me laugh, because that's how life is. Everybody's a mess.

"Streaming is the greatest thing that ever happened to television, ever ever ever."

I can’t imagine back when you originally conceived of the show you saw it airing on a streaming service owned by Yahoo. Is there anything that’s easier about doing a sitcom in the TV landscape of 2015, or would you have rather done it back then on NBC?

No, I'm really happy that it happened now, as bummed as I was that it didn't happen back then. I think it's way better that we're not on a network, I think it's way better that we're in a situation that we can put out all [of the] episodes at the same time, that we're in this time of binge-watching. To me, binge-watching saved television. Also, binge-watching allows you to serialize television. It was just verboten forever on the networks, for a very good reason, because if somebody didn't watch an episode of your show from the first episode, and they would try to jump in on the third, they were screwed because they couldn't catch up. Now it doesn't matter, because people will just go back and go, "Okay, I've just got to catch up." And that's just literally changed everything; that is the greatest thing that ever happened to television, ever ever ever, because we're allowed to tell stories now that are in a way sometimes like giant movies that we chop up. And in Other Space we have this [season-long] arc, but at the same time [the episodes] kind of stand alone. You just want something to propel people into the next episode, other than the fact that they like the show.

It was a great touch casting Joel Hodgson and Trace Beaulieu from Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Had you always envisioned them as part of the show?

Well, I'm a super fan of MST; I was from the minute it came on. I had a lot of friends who knew Joel and knew those guys, and through them I eventually got to know Joel and then through Joel, Trace. I was really close with Joel for a long time, and then when I did Freaks and Geeks I had Joel come on as the guy who runs the disco clothing store.

Trace came on as one of the teachers in the school. So then I had a great relationship with them and always remained friends with them. When I originally wrote the [Other Space] script, way back then, I definitely had written it [for them], especially for Trace to be the voice of the robot, because Crow T. Robot is one of my favorite things. And then when this got picked up, I didn't know if he wanted to do it, but he said yes, and then when I asked Joel, he said yes, too, and I couldn't believe it. I really didn't think I could get those guys to go back in outer space.

The show also seems like a little bit of an ode to MST, just because of the set, the low-fi-ness, shall we say, of the visual design. There’s that sense of playfulness.

It's very close to the Satellite of Love.

"That is the danger of high concept — a concept gets old very quickly."

There’s kind of a spotty history of high concept sitcoms throughout the years. For some reason the one I always remember, and nobody else ever does, was this show about pilgrims I think on NBC in the '90s called Thanks.

Yes, there was. Was it NBC or was it Fox? No, I totally remember this.

Okay, thank you, nobody ever believes this existed. But with Other Space, definitely a part of me was expecting this high concept, wink-y thing. And somehow that sort of falls away after the first episode, and then you just kind of accept that these people are in space in this kind of goofy-looking spaceship, and move on. Was that something you were aware of trying to overcome?

As crazy as all the situations get, it has to be about the characters. You have to care about those characters, even if they're extreme. That was really important to me, because that is the danger of high concept, that it's all about the concept and so it doesn't have any heart, and a concept gets old very quickly. It's all about the moments within that concept. And that's why I like putting very relatable characters, as opposed to a bunch of superheroes, in there, because then you're [thinking], "Oh god, if my friends and I just got caught in space we would be doing exactly that. We would be arguing about stupid shit." I think it's all relatable, in a way.

15 Apr 17:41

Netflix renews Orange is the New Black for fourth season

by Jacob Kastrenakes

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15 Apr 17:41

'We the People' Petition To Revoke Scientology's Tax Exempt Status

by Soulskill
An anonymous reader writes: There has been a lot of interest in the activities of the Church of Scientology recently, especially since the release of Alex Gibney's documentary Going Clear. A petition against tax-exempt status for Scientology has been started on the U.S. White House petition website. If it receives more than 100,000 signatures, it will qualify for an official White House response. Even Slashdot has had its own run-ins with Scientology in the past — one of many internet sites to face legal threats from the Church. Has the time come for Scientology go "clear?"

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15 Apr 17:29

Denver TSA Screeners Manipulated System In Order To Grope Men's Genitals

by Soulskill
McGruber writes: The CBS affiliate in Denver reports: "Two Transportation Security Administration screeners at Denver International Airport have been fired after they were discovered manipulating passenger screening systems to allow a male TSA employee to fondle the genital areas of attractive male passengers." According to law enforcement reports obtained during the CBS4 investigation, a male TSA screener told a female colleague in 2014 that he "gropes" male passengers who come through the screening area at DIA. "He related that when a male he finds attractive comes to be screened by the scanning machine he will alert another TSA screener to indicate to the scanning computer that the party being screened is a female. When the screener does this, the scanning machine will indicate an anomaly in the genital area and this allows (the male TSA screener) to conduct a pat-down search of that area." Although the TSA learned of the accusation on Nov. 18, 2014 via an anonymous tip from one of the agency's own employees, reports show that it would be nearly three months before anything was done."

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15 Apr 17:29

Did Apple and its ad designers steal from Brazilian artist Britto?

by Cyrus Farivar

A famous Brazilian artist has sued Apple and two artists, alleging that his work has been copied in a number of company advertisements.

The lawsuit, which was filed earlier this month in federal court in Miami, claims that the two artists that Apple paid for its “Start Something New” campaign, Craig & Karl, stole from Romero Britto’s “pop art” style.

Britto moved from Brazil to Florida when he was 24 years old. A few years later, in 1993, Britto opened a large gallery on Lincoln Road in Miami—and Apple followed suit with its own store on the same street 15 years after that. As the Brazilian artist’s fame grew, he was able to license his images onto various commercial products.

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15 Apr 17:25

Nokia agrees to buy Alcatel-Lucent for $16.6 billion

by Sam Byford

Nokia has announced its intention to acquire all of telecoms equipment company Alcatel-Lucent for €15.6 billion ($16.6 billion). The deal will solidify Nokia's ambitions to become a major provider of networking equipment that competes with market leader Ericsson, following the sale of its mobile hardware division to Microsoft. Nokia and Alcatel-Lucent are expected to close the deal in the first half of 2016.

"The combined company will be uniquely positioned to create the foundation of seamless connectivity for people and things wherever they are," Nokia said in a statement. "This foundation is essential for enabling the next wave of technological change, including the Internet of Things and transition to the cloud. With more than 40,000 R&D employees and spend of €4.7 billion in R&D in 2014, the combined company will be in a position to accelerate development of future technologies including 5G, IP and software-defined networking, cloud, analytics as well as sensors and imaging."

15 Apr 17:24

The Segway is now Chinese

by Amar Toor

Segway, maker of the famous (and oft-ridiculed) two-wheeled vehicles, has been acquired by a Chinese robotics company, The Wall Street Journal reports. Beijing-based Ninebot said in a news conference today that it purchased its US rival for an undisclosed sum, adding that it received an $80 million investment from Xiaomi and Sequoia Capital, a venture capital firm.


Ninebot was accused of infringing Segway's patents

The Segway was first unveiled in 2001, with inventor Dean Kamen predicting that his two-wheeled, upright electric scooter would revolutionize transportation. Instead, it became more of a punchline, though the Segway has inspired imitators — including Ninebot, which also makes two-wheeled "personal transportation robots." Last year, Segway accused Ninebot and several other Chinese companies of infringing on its patents, as part of what the company described as a "widespread pattern of infringement" across China.

Segway's ownership has changed hands over the years, as the company struggled to make profits. In 2009, it was sold to a group led by British millionaire Jimi Heselden, who died after riding a Segway off a cliff in 2010.

15 Apr 17:24

Europe opens antitrust investigation into Android

by Tom Warren

The European Commission has been examining Google’s Android operating system for nearly three years, and it is now ready to launch a formal investigation into claims of unfair app bundling. Google services and apps like Maps, Chrome, and YouTube are often bundled with Android devices, and competitors have complained that it’s giving Google an unfair advantage. Regulators previously questioned telecom companies and phone manufacturers, to see whether Google forces them to bundle apps or services at the expense of competitors.

"The investigation will focus on whether Google has entered into anti-competitive agreements or abused a possible dominant position in the field of operating systems, applications and services for smart mobile devices," says the Commission. The European Commission will focus on three key areas for its investigation. The first is whether Google has hindered the development and market access of rival apps and services by requiring or incentivising smartphone and tablet makers to exclusively pre-install Google’s own apps and services. The Commission will also investigate whether Google has prevented smartphone and tablet makers from creating modified versions of Android that run Google’s apps and services. A final key area will focus on whether Google is tying or bundling its apps and services on Android devices with other Google apps, services, or APIs.

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15 Apr 16:31

The Pope's old iPad sells for $30,500 at charity auction

by Amar Toor

An iPad owned by Pope Francis sold for $30,500 at a charity auction in Uruguay this week. As Reuters reports, the tablet was purchased by an unidentified buyer who placed the winning bid over the phone. Proceeds from the sale will go to a local school for the poor.

On the back of the iPad is an inscription that reads: "His Holiness Francisco. Servizio Internet Vatican, March 2013." It also comes with a signed certificate from the Vatican and, according to photos published to the Castells auction house website, a black Logitech keyboard.


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Pope Francis has openly embraced technology during his tenure, pointing to the internet as a powerful way to foster dialogue across different faiths. Last year, he described the internet as "a gift from God," and in February, he held a Google Hangout with children who have disabilities and special needs. He's also been an outspoken critic of unfettered capitalism, saying it only deepens global inequality.

This isn't the first time that one of Pope Francis' personal belongings has been sold for charitable purposes. A Harley Davidson motorcycle he received as a gift was sold last year in Paris for more than $320,000, with proceeds going to a soup kitchen in Rome.

15 Apr 16:13

This Elevation Map Of Mars Makes The Red Planet Much More Colorful

by Charlie Jane Anders

In this brand new map of the Ares Vallis region of Mars, released by the German space agency DLR, you can see the true differences in height between the high and low parts of our neighboring planet. The highest parts, expressed in red, are about 4000 meters (2.4 miles) above the lowest parts, in blue.

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15 Apr 12:10

Giants infielder Matt Duffy plays 'Call of Duty' with an enormous cat

by Bill Hanstock
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'THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.'

The cat is named "Skeeter."

You may remember Matt Duffy from his awesome "DUFFMAN" bat stickers. But that's not important right now, because LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FRIGGIN CAT:

Matt Duffy of the #SFGiants plays Call of Duty w/family cat Skeeter, his tactical field advisor. Photo by Tom Duffy. pic.twitter.com/mlX3nsJbrz

— Brad Mangin (@bradmangin) April 13, 2015

THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

It must be AWESOME at "Call of Duty."

15 Apr 04:52

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15 Apr 04:51

nannaia: This is a hairstyle timeline that is meant to cover...

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nannaia:

This is a hairstyle timeline that is meant to cover the Taishō era (1912-1926). However the dates for many reference photographs were rather vague, so some might actually fall into Shōwa era (1926-1989). Regrettably I couldn’t cover EVERY single hairstyle from this period so please consider this to be a brief overview. There are no Geisha, Maiko, etc featured here; they will be covered in another fashion timeline someday.

Some interesting notes about Meiji-Taisho era from Liza Crihfield Dalby’s Kimono: Fashioning Culture (1993)

·         “Men and women of Meiji had gulped up Western culture with all the indiscriminate enthusiasm of new converts. By Taishō, Japanese sensibilities vis-à-vis the West were much smoother. This was Japan’s political equivalent of the … social scene of the American Roaring Twenties. Japanese born during Taishō would enter adolescence as modern boys and girls. Significantly, women opened their closets to Western clothing during this decade. Kimono has lost space ever since.” (pg. 124)

·         “By 1915 Japan was beginning to feel itself a world-class nation, more confident of its military strength and social development. Ordinary Japanese were inclined to look at their society in light of how life might be bettered by adapting foreign ideas, or made more interesting by acquiring foreign fashions. Borrowing from the West was of course not new, but it had now become a more reciprocal and respectable process.” (pg. 124)

WOMEN’s HAIR:

·         In the Meiji era “a few women cropped their hair, but these courageous souls were simply regarded as weird” and indecent (pg. 75)

·         “If cutting the hair short was too radical [in Meiji Japan], as public reaction attests, women’s hair did gain a new option in the sokugami style, a pompadour resembling the chignons worn by Charles Dana Gibson’s popular Gibson girls. The further the front section, or ‘eaves,’ of the hair protruded, the more daring the style. The sokugami style bunched the hair, coiling it in a bun at the crown of the head. Unlike traditional coiffures, sokugami did not require the heavy use of pomade, pins, bars, strings, and false hair to hold its shape. Its appeal was promoted as healthier and more rational – hence, more enlightened- than the old ways.” (pg. 75)

15 Apr 04:50

ethiopienne: bruh



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bruh

15 Apr 04:50

The Great Nike Heist: Employees Accused Of Stealing Hundreds Of Valuable Rare Sneakers

The harebrained conspiracy, which highlights just how valuable the sneaker resale market can be, sounds like something out of a crime novel, involving subterfuge, a Florida pipeline, bags of cash, and an undercover sting.
15 Apr 04:46

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Maggie Menu

On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!

This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.

The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein.

When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine (yes even with your supplemented enzymes) it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria.

I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise.

side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it? You bet your sweet ass they canStop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!

Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics that you are completely wrong about

1) “side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”

This is an assumption. The assumption that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas the truth about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science.

Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators.

By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.

2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?

No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? No they cannot. Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.

There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein. 

  • Occasional bouts of diarrhea
  • Chronic diarrhea
  • Weight loss
  • Lack of energy (lethargy)
  • Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)
  • Enlarged abdomen
  • Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)
  • Cancer in the intestines
  • Infection in the intestines
    • Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)
    • Fungal infection
    • Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms
  • Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)
  • Food Allergies
  • Stomach or intestinal ulcers
  • Congestive heart failure
  • Problems with the movement of lymphatic fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)

3) “He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”

Hey, wrong again. This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.

Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.

i am fucking amazed that they are so ignorantly devoted to their beliefs that they think that dog looks happy. that face is fucking miserable

Struck out the complete bullshit.

15 Apr 04:41

Re: Rules Questions: Sleep spell and prone

by Liz Courts (Community Manager)
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welcome to games culture

Removed a post. Threats of physical violence against real people aren't cool, please don't do them.

15 Apr 02:23

Village has a model village which contains a model model village which contains a model model model village...

by Mark Frauenfelder
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Bourton-on-the-Water, a village in Gloucestershire, has a model village you can walk through. The model village has a model model village. The model model village has a model model model village. And the model model model village has a model model model model village. They stopped before hitting the Matroyshka Limit.

15 Apr 01:57

Push The Button: ICBM Is A Free Nuke Launch Control Sim

by Alice O'Connor
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The Cold War! A conflict immortalised in such action-packed movies as Rambo III, Red Dawn, Red Zone Cuba, and Rocky IV. But what about the real threat of the Cold War, the thousands of intercontinental ballistic missiles pointed at the USA and USSR? ICBM [official site] is a free game which puts you – yes, you! – at the heart of the action.

Across four missions, you’ll be the one sat at the desk with the big red button, waiting patiently for orders to turn the key and unleash the end of the world. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

… [visit site to read more]

15 Apr 01:56

on hypocrisy and oblivious double standards

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Larry Correia, 19.08.14:

“You ever notice that SJWs are always perpetually reminiscing about the wrongs they suffered in high school? Yes, you are a special snowflake, unique among all the snowflakes. How could the average gamer nerd attendee of GenCon possibly understand what it was like to be an AWKWARD TEENAGER?!”

Larry Correia, 09.04.15:

“Then I went to the award ceremony, and the parties, and the various schmoozefests, and I discovered that the Hugo Awards were like one great big In Joke. And the cool kids told their cool stories to the other cool kids, and lorded it over those who weren’t part of the In Joke. Honestly, it reminded me of high school, and I was the poor fat kid who had inadvertently pissed off the mean girls.”     

14 Apr 22:35

White SC officer charged with murder for shooting black man - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
A white South Carolina police officer was charged with murder Tuesday in the weekend shooting death of a black motorist after a traffic stop.