Harvard basketball is really good, and it is also Harvard basketball.
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Undeniable proof that Sonja loses none of her appeal, cuteness-wise or otherwise, in normal clothing.
Agreed. She’s barely worn the bikini so far in my run (but she will sometimes…).
The stupid, ridiculous fun of Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is dumb, without a doubt — but that's what makes it so brilliant.
The people-licking, goat rocketing, open-world madness that is Coffee Stain Studios' viral hit gives players the chance to experience what few games offer — pure comedic chaos. During a recent hands-on session with the title at Game Developers Conference 2014, I experienced all of the following in a span of about 30 seconds: head-butting humans, tongue-lashing basketballs, plowing into cars, cars plowing into me, pool trampolining and shooting through the air like a poorly aimed missile.
My experience was nothing if not varied.
Already the studios' most popular project to date, Goat Simulator began as a game jam project with no intentions of a real release. In February, following a positive reaction from the gaming community, it was announced for Steam. Coffee Stain likens it to a skating or a Garry's Mod-type game, but with goats. It's a title that refuses to take itself seriously, developer Armin Ibrisagic told Polygon.
"I think that there are so many comedy movies out there in the movie industry, but there are so few comedy games," Ibrisagic said. "There are so many games that take themselves so seriously; the game industry is super serious for some reason."
Players do "stupid shit" and complete missions to score points.
In Goat Simulator, players do "stupid shit" and complete missions to score points, which can help them unlock other goats. The game features extreme ragdoll physics and basic functions to jump, run and slow down time, as well as a lick feature that allowed me to latch on to everything from basketballs to people and cars. Licking was useful and terrifying, thanks to a crazy bug that sometimes stretches the goat's tongue into something cartoonish and frog-like. According to Ibrisagic, it's the kind of goofy glitch the team welcomes.
"What we don't want is bugs that crash the game, because that kind of ruins the gameplay, but with all the physics we're using that's still going to happen," Ibrisagic said. "We're adding an achievement when you crash the game that's called 'Involuntary QA.' All the other bugs, like the physics for your neck and everything, we just think it's really hilarious so we're definitely going to keep that."
The game's humans — all of which are modeled after the dev team — are walking objects for players to lick, stack, headbutt and otherwise pester. Players are in for a load of Easter eggs, such as a strange pentagram we glimpsed while watching other demos. Ibrisagic wouldn't say exactly what the pentagram does, but simply said one of the game's artists "likes making monsters."

Goat Simulator is set to launch April 1 via Steam for Windows PC. Releases on other platforms aren't currently planned but remain a possibility.
"We want to do Mac and Linux, but we've been developing for two months so it's never been anything that we planned," Ibrisagic said. "But we're looking at ways we can outsource it. I don't want to promise anything, but hopefully it's going to happen. We just don't know when."
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Attributed to Giuliano Pesello, The Celestial Hemesphere in the Sagrestia Vecchia ca.1442
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Ranma 1/2: Chougi Rambuhen
(Rumic Soft/Toho - Super Famicom - 1994)
- Japan-only fighting game.
- wikipedia translates the title to “Ranma 1/2: Super-Skill Wild Dance Chapter”.
らんま1/2 超技乱舞篇 (SFC)
Mass Effect developer makes emotional plea to eliminate social injustice in games
An hour-long speech delivered by Manveer Heir, a veteran of the Mass Effect series, laid out in stark relief the social injustices present in modern games and proposed ways to work against them. In…
Watch Gandalf Battle The Balrog In This Found Lord of the Rings Footage

More than 35 years after the film's original release, two clips of lost footage that were cut from Ralph Bakshi's animated Lord of the Rings have been restored "from the cutting room floor," thanks to the work of Bakshi's son, Eddie Bakshi.
This 8-Year-Old Girl's Shredding Will Melt Your Face
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*tears up*
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)
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Morrison Bridge closed tomorrow. Plan accordingly.
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Worst game Kickstarter ever?
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It's an 'anime card game' of heroic, cute Nazi girls vs. the evil Russians. Seriously. I know hot but evil Nazi babes are a thing but this?
Not trying to do a 'LOL Japan' post here, It's the number of people lining up to support this game that bothers me. Not exactly known for my sensitivity but this? Damn...
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Time to try something new.
i think i have to do something different.
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y’all need this in NY and LA and Florida above all else.
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Just 1 Bottle: 15 Cocktails to Make With Gin and a Trip to the Grocery Store
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Just one bottle on the liquor shelf? Don't worry, you can still make these 15 cocktails. [Photo: Maggie Hoffman]
There are a number of ways to stock a bar: you can go out and buy one of everything (not really recommended), you can go out and buy what you need for your one or two favorite cocktails (better), or you can wait and hope that a well stocked bar magically appears in your living room (and actually end up just drinking whatever is left over from your housewarming party six months ago). If you've tended toward the last method, your bar might be looking a little bleak. But if you've got just one bottle, you can make drinks.
Today, we'll focus on the cocktails you can make with a bottle of gin. You don't need liqueurs, vermouth, or any other spirits. The rest of the ingredients can be gathered at your local grocery store or farmers' market—this list should be handy as warm-weather produce starts appearing again, but there's plenty to get you started even if you can still see snow out your window.
Some of these cocktails call for a specific type of gin—the cucumbery, floral Hendrick's, for example, or robustly juniper-flavored London Dry—and those gins will make delicious versions of these drinks. But the world won't end if you swap 'em for whatever you have on hand.
Let's get to drinking! We've left out the gin and tonic—you guys can figure out how to make that one, right?
Gin Rickey

[Photo: Paul Clarke]
You might be a frequent G&T sipper, but it's easy to forget about that highball's cousin, the Gin Rickey. This refreshing drink which was invented to combat a brutal heatwave in Washington D.C. is made with gin, fresh lime juice, and chilled club soda instead of tonic.
Southside

[Photo: Wes Rowe]
This is one of my all-time favorite gin drinks, and it's only slightly more complicated than the rickey above. Here, gin is mixed with lime and lemon juice, and shaken with mint leaves for super-fresh flavor. It gets just a little club soda on top, so it's a bit more full-flavored, like a gin-spiked lemonade with a blast of mint.
Pomelo and Basil Cocktail

[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]
There's more than just lemon, lime, and grapefruit when it comes to citrus for cocktails. Gin is especially friendly to the whole range, as demonstrated in this simple drink made with gin and pomelo juice. (Not sure how to recognize pomelos? They look a bit like monster grapefruits, and have a super-thick pity rind and sweet-tart juice that's quite fragrant and a bit less bitter than grapefruit.) Basil adds a bit of extra flavor to the simple syrup that sweetens this drink.
Get the Pomelo and Basil Cocktail recipe »
The Hot and Cold

[Photo: Autumn Giles]
This rosy-colored hot toddy gets its hue from an easy syrup made by cooking cranberries with sugar and water. Fresh mint adds aroma and lemon brings it all together. If you've never tried a gin hot toddy, we highly recommend you get on it before the weather gets too balmy.
Bee's Knees

[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]
Just because there's honey in this one doesn't mean it's sweet: tart lemon and pungent gin make for a serious cocktail, despite the cute name. This easy drink dates back to the Prohibition days, but you can make a great version if you don't use gin made in your bathtub.
Gin-Gin Mule

[Photo: Paul Clarke]
This simple fizzy drink invented by Pegu Club owner Audrey Saunders gets its spicy kick from ginger beer—we like Blenheim, Reed's Premium, and Fentimans, though you can pick up whatever your local store has and adjust the recipe a bit depending on the soda's sweetness. Beyond that, you should pick up a lime and some fresh mint and make sure you have sugar on hand.
Cucumber Gimlet

[Photo: Christine Tsai]
Cucumbers and gin are lovely together; the cool vegetable extending the delicate herbal side of the spirit. Here, they're mixed with lime and piney rosemary to complete a drink that's reminiscent of the spa, but spiked.
Get the Cucumber Gimlet recipe »
Salty Dawg

[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]
If you like your drinks on the tart side, you might want to trade in your mimosa for a grapefruit-based brunch drink like this variation on a Salty Dog. We make it with gin and a bit of tart lime for extra brightness. A pinch of Maldon salt gives pops of flavor throughout the drink.
Buttermilk Maple Gin Flip

[Photo: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]
Anyone who bakes is likely to end up with leftover buttermilk in the fridge. And you can use it to keep baking, but when the day is done, it's handy to know that you can also put that carton of buttermilk to work in a frothy cocktail made with gin and sweetened with rich, dark maple syrup.
Get the Buttermilk Maple Gin Flip recipe »
Passionfruit Mint Cocktail

[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]
If you find yourself drawn to exotic fruit, but you're not really sure what to do with it once you've brought home a bag full, you're not alone. Here's an easy use for passionfruit that brings out its musky-tart flavor. A little honey sweetens things up.
Get the Passionfruit Mint Cocktail recipe »
Sour Cherry Gin Cocktail

[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]
Sour cherry season is sadly short, so you'll want to pack in all the cherries you can handle: in pies, in tarts, in jam, sorbet, and cake. But put this easy cocktail on your list, too: it's a wonderful sweet-tart mix of piquant cherries and lemon, rounded out with the botanicals from the gin.
Get the Sour Cherry Gin Cocktail recipe »
Kiwi Cooler

[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]
Herbs come in handy when you're mixing single-bottle drinks—when you can't call on absinthe or Green Chartreuse, the anisey flavor of tarragon is a lovely fresh substitute. Here it works well to bring out the botanical side gin and the sweet flavor of a muddled kiwi.
The Hot Pink

[Photo: Autumn Giles]
If you're feeling bored with your go-to gin drinks, consider venturing over to the savory side. This cocktail requires a little prep, but still just one bottle of booze. It's made with vinegar, just like the shrubs of the colonial era. Celery, beets, and horseradish flavor a tangy, earthy syrup that's wonderful with herbal gin and a splash of seltzer.
Rhubarb Sparkler

[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]
It's a little tricky to get raw rhubarb's flavor into a cocktail, but you can capture the season by cooking up a quick rhubarb syrup. It's great in seltzer or even mixed with beer, but if you want to make a gin drink, follow these guidelines for a cocktail that perfectly balances tart, sweet, and boozy.
Get the Rhubarb Sparkler recipe »
Got a bottle of bubbly? Great! Then you can also make this:
French 75

[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]
Ok, ok, this one takes two bottles, but if have some Cava sitting around, this is a classic cocktail you should definitely try. It's herbal, tart, fresh, and festive, easy to make and delicious to drink. As long as you have bubbly, gin, a lemon, and sugar, you're good to go.
About the Author: Maggie Hoffman is a Senior Editor at Serious Eats, based in San Francisco. She founded Serious Eats: Drinks in 2011. You can follow her on Twitter @maggiejane.
Gin samples provided for recipe testing.
Joshua Harker’s 3D Self Portrait
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Joshua Harker, who we had the honor of featuring in last year’s FACE OFF: Skull-a-Day vs Street Anatomy gallery show, released a new 3D printed piece, based on a 3D scan of his face and CT scan of his skull, for the 3D PrintShow New York . The self portrait is done in Joshua’s signature interlaced filigree style. He never fails to impress with the amount of intricate detail he is able to achieve through 3D printing!
View more images of the skull and mask at joshharker.com!
Goat Simulator preview: Goat of the year
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“I’m only fixing crashes,” Ibrisagic said. “Everything else is totally hilarious, so we’re keeping it.”

In the final hours of the 2014 Game Developers Conference, we at Ars began scouring its show floor for last-minute gems. Between indie-gaming pavilions, hardware announcements, and fascinating panels, great gaming stories can still fall through the cracks.
So, we took a final-hour opportunity to walk through the show floor’s nether regions, and tucked between the Scandinavian student outreach booth and the men’s room, we found a criminally hidden piece of software that may forever change the farm animal gaming genre: Goat Simulator. (No relation to the recently announced Bear Simulator, which may forever change the wild animal gaming genre.)
That’s an intentional oversell, but for a game called Goat Simulator, hyperbole is much of the point. The game began as a tech-demo lark to poke fun at the rising trend of weirdly serious “Simulator” games, including Euro Truck Simulator and Agricultural Simulator. Its co-creator, Armin Ibrisagic, posted a phony “alpha footage” video last month, which didn’t involve calmly walking a goat around a farm. Instead, it threw a glitchy goat in a 3D world, headbutting buckets and unrealistically flying in the air after being hit by a car.
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a response to zen pencils
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this is not to say haters, as they are traditionally defined, don’t exist! there is energy and action in hate, there is a sense of power. i know people who hate things because it’s fun to hate them. i’ve also indulged in this. there are people who live to be cruel, because they are powerless in every other area of their life.
but the other side of the coin is to disregard all negativity as hate. and i have always thought negativity was allowed to be part of the conversation — depending on how it’s expressed. this is why i love parody and satire. good satire destroys its target from within — and the only way it got inside is because its originator loved the thing they took apart. it demands self-reflection, which is always useful. no one is immune to it. and something stronger and more bulletproof can emerge.
it’s too easy to discount detractors as haters, or just jealous. it is really, really hard to read negative comments. a single one can obliterate 100 positive ones. but amid the hate, maybe someone has a good point. you have to wade through it from time to time. it can keep you humble.
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