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Operating on the therapeutic theory (already endorsed by the people making a movie out of these same events) that a nation cannot truly recover from its wounds until someone has made some money out of them, Fox has announced that they’re also getting into the cinematic-depictions-of-the-Boston-Marathon-bombing game—a game very much like playing the lottery, in that it’s trashy, exploitative, and very likely to make someone (but not you) rich.
Based on the book Long Mile Home: Boston Under Attack, The City’s Courageous Recovery And The Epic Hunt For Justice by Boston Globe reporters Scott Helman and Jenna Russell, Fox’s planned event series will tell the heartwarming story of a city coming together in the wake of a senseless tragedy. It will also, by its very existence, tell the less heartwarming story of TV executives realizing that dramatizing recent tragedies while the wounds are still raw ...
Updated (12:21 a.m.): The MTA is reporting that a Manhattan-bound F express train derailed a few minutes ago near 65th St. in Queens. Fire fighters are on the scene in response to reports of smoke. There is currently no word on the condition of the train or how many wheels jumped the tracks. Early reports indicate approximately 1000 passengers were on the train, and ABC 7′s Rob Nelson reports four injuries. The NYPD does not anticipate any serious injuries, and MTA crews are currently inspecting the train.
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On 23 September 2013 at 14:45, YouTube user Webdriver Torso quietly uploaded a video.
The mysterious 11-second sequence of red and blue rectangles could easily have been lost, unexplained and unappreciated among YouTube's plethora of kittens and music videos.
But 28 minutes later Webdriver uploaded an almost identical video, and another an hour after that, and another, until eight months later - apparently happy with nearly 80,000 clips - they fell silent, with 236 hours of video to their name.
Almost all of the uploads follow the same pattern - 10 slides, each with a red rectangle, a blue rectangle and a computer-generated tone.
The shapes change size and the notes change pitch. Each video appears to be unique, but the format stays the same.
These stills, from four different videos, are typical of the shapes and colours shown
Wired magazine first stumbled on the clips in February as part of a feature on obscure YouTube uploads.
Spy messages?People have since started to wonder what it could all possibly mean. Who is Webdriver Torso? What do they want from us?
The Boing Boing blog suggested Webdriver could be the next generation of number stations.
Thought to be used to pass secret communications to spies in the field, number stations broadcast unintelligible lists of numbers or letters in Morse code over shortwave radio - accessible, but meaningless to everyone but the intended recipient, who possesses the decryption codes.
Or could it be the latest iteration of Cicada 3301 or another such public challenge - intensely difficult puzzles set up by an anonymous organisation, thought to be part of a test designed to recruit undiscovered cryptographic talent.
It has been speculated that the clips could be the modern equivalent of number sequences read out and broadcast over shortwave radio
Perhaps it could it be a piece of stray automation software?
The channel shares part of its name with Selenium WebDriver, a tool used to test websites.
A member of the Selinium WebDriver development team, however, denied it had anything to do with the clips, telling news site The Daily Dot that they could well be extraterrestrial uploads from aliens. Aliens who use YouTube that is.
A related explanation was put forward by the Guardian, which spoke to software engineer Isaul Vargas. He said he'd seen a video of these patterns - created by set-top box provider YouView - filmed at a conference.
However, when the BBC spoke to Mr Vargas he acknowledged he had been mistaken: "I found the video and when I re-watched it I found that wasn't the case, it had a different test pattern."
However, he added that he still thought that the patterns could be the result of some sort of automated tests.
Clip codeAs a geek and professional obsessive for BBC tech programme Click, it was a mystery I couldn't leave unexplored.
Webdriver Torso's YouTube account ceased activity three weeks ago
So, with my curiosity overwhelming my desire to go outside, I set about analysing Webdriver.
Many online services such as YouTube allow developers to access the data behind their websites through something called an Application Programming Interface (API).
YouTube's API lets you download much of the data connected with videos on the site, including the name, duration and description of the clips.
By automatically making hundreds of API requests, you can very quickly download the data of thousands of videos.
In about an hour I had the data on every video posted by Webdriver since the account was created.
Having all this information in one place meant that I could do some analysis to see if there were any patterns.
Tireless workerA few graphs later and I had confirmed that Webdriver was a prolific worker.
At the peak, over Christmas, Webdriver was uploading a video on average every two minutes, presumably in between opening presents.
Webdriver also never sleeps, uploading about 400 videos on most days, every day Monday to Sunday.
I then turned my gaze to looking for anomalies in the data, discovering that of the tens of thousands of videos on the channel, they are all exactly the same length, except for two.
The video clips of the boxes are all 11 seconds long
The very first video uploaded to the channel, over a month before the first rectangle classic, reveals a completely different side to Webdriver.
Locked behind a 1.99 euro ($2.76; £1.63) paywall and only accessible if you're in France, is a clip from the cartoon series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, in which the show's three anthropomorphic fast-food items - Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake - fail to win a pub quiz.
The second anomalous clip only raises more questions.
In video 1,182 we have what could be our first sighting of Webdriver.
Filmed from a Parisian balcony, the six-second clip shows an Eiffel Tower lightshow followed by a fleeting glimpse of a face.
Below the video, Webdriver has left a comment, their only known communication with the world: "Matei is highly intelligent."
This view of the Eiffel Tower was uploaded by the same account
Efforts to contact the author through their Google+ account went unanswered.
So what do you think?
Automation software gone rogue, cartoon-loving aliens or the next generation of clandestine communications?
One thing's for sure, there's a lot of French in this mystery.
The Eiffel tower, thousands of tricolore rectangles and a talking bucket of French fries.
If it is indeed aliens, let's hope they viennent en paix (come in peace).
Update 2 May: After three weeks of silence Webdriver has resurfaced to upload a new video, entitled tmpdKHvbS. It follows the same format as the 77,387 videos before it. However, for the first time the account holder also liked their own video - an action that suggests there is more to this than an automated piece of software.
Tech industry shuttles have become a symbol of economic inequality and gentrification in San Francisco, sparking a variety of protests since late last year. Now, activists are trying to hold city leaders accountable for letting those shuttles use public bus stops, and without regard for their environmental impact on the city and its residents. The Coalition for Fair, Legal and Environmental Transit and a local labor union are suing the city, county, board of supervisors, the local transit agency, the shuttle companies, and Mayor Ed Lee himself, for creating a pilot program that charges bus companies just $1 per stop and granting it a special exemption from California's environmental review law.
Protesters allege preferential treatment for tech companies
From the get-go, San Francisco protesters treated the pilot progam with scorn. When every single passenger who wants to ride a public bus has to pay $2, it might not seem fair that a entire busload of well-paid tech workers should get to ride for a single dollar per stop, particuarly with evidence that the shuttles were impacting public transportation with 35,000 boardings per day. It seemed that the city had found a way to legalize an illegal practice, in their eyes, by charging a token amount. (Other vehicles stopping at bus stops face hefty fines.) But the heart of this latest lawsuit is that the city may also have unfairly exempted the program from the very environmental review that might have found fault with the idea.
Generally, projects that might impact residents have to undergo an environmental review under the California Environmental Quality Act — the same review that the city's own public bus system is undergoing now. But the city declared the shuttle program exempt as a form of "information collection," a type of exemption usually reserved for the likes of soil and water tests. When activists filed an appeal last month, the city board of supervisors rejected it in an 8-2 decision, so now they're hoping to make their case in court.
"We know that these buses are having devastating impacts on our neighborhoods, driving up rents and evictions of long-time San Francisco residents," said Sara Shortt of SF's Housing Rights Committee, which helped file the lawsuit. "We've protested in the streets and taken our plea to City Hall to no avail. We hope to finally receive justice in a court of law," she told the SF Examiner.
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firehose"god these idiots shouldn't live in such a flood-prone area, I hope the federal government doesn't waste my tax money saving them from death, injury, or loss" --stupid fucking New Yorkers about New Orleans

Want to make Manhattan waterproof? A few years ago, the idea seemed ludicrous to everyone but a handful of researchers and urban planners. But the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, extended outages, and infrastructure damage changed the conversation. Suddenly, long-ignored plans for multi-billion-dollar flood barricades were given serious attention.
But does it merit the attention? In today's issue of Science, researchers describe a risk assessment model that they use to consider a variety of approaches for flood-proofing the Big Apple. They conclude that, for now, adaptation makes more economic sense than a giant flood barrier—but that may change. Under a middle-of-the-road climate scenario, where storm intensity and ocean levels both rise, building a barrier starts to make sense before mid-century.
The authors of the new study (who are scattered among four different academic institutions) focus on a number of different plans for minimizing the impact of floods. At the low end, the city would simply harden key pieces of infrastructure, like the subways, airports, and electrical generation and distribution sites. Accompanying that would be changes in the building codes requiring that buildings elevate above common flood levels and/or incorporate basic levels of waterproofing. Since New York has a massive existing stock of buildings, some effort would also have to be made to compel changes in that.
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firehose'When you visit websites, your copy of Privacy Badger keeps note of the "third-party" domains that embed images, scripts and advertising in the pages you visit.
If a third-party server appears to be tracking you without permission, by using uniquely identifying cookies to collect a record of the pages you visit across multiple sites, Privacy Badger will automatically disallow content from that third-party tracker. In some cases a third-party domain provides some important aspect of a page's functionality, such as embedded maps, images, or fonts. In those cases, Privacy Badger will allow connections to the third party but will screen out its tracking cookies.
Users who install Privacy Badger can whitelist websites. Additionally, "Advertisers and other third-party domains can unblock themselves in Privacy Badger by making a strong commitment to respect Do Not Track requests," the EFF said.'
Web browsers generally allow users to send a "Do Not Track" signal that lets advertisers know the user prefers not to be tracked for the purposes of serving up personalized ads.But it's largely a futile exercise, because websites and advertising networks are free to ignore the signal. Even Yahoo, which had been honoring Do Not Track requests, decided to stop doing so this week.
The Electronic Frontier Foundation may have a solution. Last night, the group announced "Privacy Badger," an extension for Chrome and Firefox "that analyzes sites to detect and disallow content that tracks you in an objectionable, non-consensual manner."
Privacy Badger doesn't automatically block ads. The group explained:
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We’re precisely one month away from Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference in San Francisco, and the Internet Rumor Machine is already churning out predictions of what we’ll see unveiled in the conference’s keynote. Last year’s keynote had three huge tentpole announcements: iOS 7, OS X 10.9, and the new cylindrical Mac Pro. This year, rumors point to the spotlight shining squarely on OS X.
9to5mac has a lengthy speculative summary of all the things that we might learn from the keynote. According to the site, we’ll be hearing all about OS X 10.10 (yes, that would be pronounced "oh-ess ten ten-dot-ten"), which reportedly carries the internal code name "Syrah" but which might potentially launch as "OS X Yosemite." This would fit with Apple’s new direction of naming operating system releases not after big cats, but after places in California that carry special meaning to the company.
And what, besides a plethora of tens, will the new version of the operating system bring? Signs point to a substantial visual overhaul incorporating iOS7-style design cues like "sharper window corners, more defined icons across the system, and more white space" than Mavericks. The visual look of OS X has undergone a slow evolution over the past 13 years, with the majority of the typography and visual style freezing around OS X Leopard (version 10.5, released in late 2007). Shifting to iOS 7’s razor-thin typeface and high-color, high-contrast interface elements would be the biggest Mac desktop visual change since the initial bump from OS 9 to OS X.
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or maybe more cutely, she took off its socks
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Allen Pike on Chrome’s new option to hide URLs entirely, which I assume will be the default within a few months:
Perhaps URLs are just destined to be an implementation detail that the next generation of users won’t even know exists. Maybe I was crazy to think that URLs were a permanent part of our culture. Still, I’ll miss the damn things.
This change is probably a decent usability choice. It’s certainly self-serving, in that it’s clearly the best thing for Google: conceptually, you are no longer using the web. You are using Google full-time. The distinction between Google and everything else is blurred even further than it already was. As a developer and web enthusiast, this makes me sad.
But realistically, this is conceptually how most people use web browsers anyway, and it’s been this way for a long time. They’re just codifying this sad reality into the interface.
I’m interested to see if this makes phishing security better or worse, whether EV SSL certificates will be more necessary to be taken seriously, and what it does to the demand for premium domain names. If I were a domain-name squatter, broker, or reseller, between the flood of new TLDs and this, I’d be nervous.
firehose"Game Informer, meanwhile, has the ‘zkloosive first screenshot, which features a man who looks remarkably similar to The Wire, Luther, and Pacific Rim actor Idris Elba. That probably means something unless it doesn’t."
By Nathan Grayson on May 2nd, 2014 at 9:00 am.

Finally! A new Call of Duty game! What has it been? Five years? Ten years? One whole minute? Never mind the agonizing wait. All that matters now is this perfect moment, this sweet embrace. Activision were planning to take the wraps off Call of Duty: Ominous, Obvious, Or Utterly Meaningless Subtitle (aka, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare) this weekend, but a couple of leaks have prompted them to offer a few early details. Foremost, this one is being developed by series first-timer Sledgehammer as part of Activision’s plan to give each series entry a three year development cycle. Second, it’s about Private Military Companies (PMCs) deciding to STOP TAKING ORDERS and START TAKING OVER and there’s a brief SHOCK-YOU-MENTARY below. Third, there’s also now a trailer and this time the villain is Kevin Spacey.
Kevin Spacey is out of control:
And here’s the documentary trailer:
The trailer is loaded with FutureTech that falls somewhere between Crysis and Titanfall (awwwwwkward), including exoskeletons, jetpacks, cloaking suits, and hover bikes. Also, there’s a scene where they blow up a bridge I regularly drive across. So long, Golden Gate Bridge! Please don’t ever do that in real life.
I’d comment on how odd it is that Legitimate Journalistic Outlet Vice is now helping a major gaming company make commercials about very, um, ethically dubious military companies, but… oh wait, I just did. Anyway, PMCs. They’re trendy to be afraid of, right? I guess they’ll be supplying the generi-brand Bad Guy Corp soldiers we’ll be shooting at this time.
Game Informer, meanwhile, has the ‘zkloosive first screenshot, which features a man who looks remarkably similar to The Wire, Luther, and Pacific Rim actor Idris Elba. That probably means something unless it doesn’t.
It’d be pretty rad if the game had a black lead, though. And hey, maybe a new developer (who, admittedly, has collaborated with Infinity Ward on previous games) leading the charge will breath some life back into the stagnating series. Put some spring back in explosions’ step. Make the setpieces dumb in a good way again, instead of dumb in a played-out way. It remains to be seen. For now though, we know there will be more Call of Duty. Just as the tide ebbs, grass grows, and global warming ensures both of those things will go all haywire soon, there’s a new Call of Duty game. The world has its equilibrium. The circle of life (and virtually ending it) continues.
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare – a name that will confuse NO ONE EVER SHUT UP ACTIVISION CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALA – will be out on November 4th.
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By Nathan Grayson on May 2nd, 2014 at 12:00 pm.

Yes yes yes thank goodness hooray finally oh gosh woooo wheeeee yeah excellent fantastic wonderful groovy there should be a parade.
No One Lives Forever, the excellent tongue-in-cheek spy series from Monolith whose rights mysteriously went missing, is very likely about to get an online re-release. Finally. So, where in the world has Carmen Sandiego Cate Archer been hiding all this time? Well, it looks like Night Dive Studios – they of the System Shock 2 and Humongous Entertainment re-releases – got ahold of the series, though they’re not committing to anything just yet.
Siliconera discovered that Night Dive has filed trademarks for No One Lives Forever, The Operative, Contract J.A.C.K., and A Spy in H.A.R.M.’s Way, which seems to suggest it also has the rights to back up those trademarks. Night Dive itself isn’t quite ready to discuss future plans, but things sound damn promising:
“At this time we are unable to comment on future plans. I would like to add that our team has a great fondness for these games and our hope is that they will one day be re-released.”
Given that they’re currently in the process of taking steps to make it happen, I imagine that day will come sooner rather than later. Night Dive is a young company, but its track record is solid. So now, hopefully, all that’s left to do is wait. And then? Well, speaking personally, I plan to install NOLF and NOLF 2 on so many things. I wonder if GOG will work with my toaster.
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firehose'Olin, a former community manager at Treyarch Studios (Call of Duty: Black Ops) and Riot Games (League of Legends), said on Twitter on Wednesday, "Here's an unpopular opinion: Donald Sterling has the right as an American to be an old bigot in the security of his own home. He's a victim."'
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Josh Olin, the community and eSports manager at Evolve developer Turtle Rock Studios, is no longer with the company in the wake of a series of remarks related to vilified Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling.
Olin, a former community manager at Treyarch Studios (Call of Duty: Black Ops) and Riot Games (League of Legends), said on Twitter on Wednesday, "Here's an unpopular opinion: Donald Sterling has the right as an American to be an old bigot in the security of his own home. He's a victim."
The tweet was in reference to Donald Sterling's private racist remarks being made public, the ensuing media attention and punishment meted out by NBA league commissioner Adam Silver. The commissioner announced on Tuesday that Sterling was banned for life from NBA events and would pay a fine of $2.5 million. Silver is also attempting to force a sale of the Clippers.
After Olin's remarks hit Twitter, some of his followers — he has some 142,000 — challenged the original tweet. "When you were raised in an era where segregation was perceived as 'right', that will stick with some people," Olin later said. "Doesn't make him a monster."
Olin later clarified that he believed Sterling was a victim because of "illegal wiretapping resulting in a MASSIVE, life altering breach in privacy." Today, Olin tweeted he was "expressly not defending [Sterling's] remarks or actions."
The situation appears to have come to a head today, with developer Turtle Rock tweeting, "The comments made by our former community manager stand in stark contrast to our values as a game development studio. We sincerely apologize for his remarks and in no way endorse or support those views." Olin said the situation was "very poorly handled by malleable management."
Polygon has reached out to Turtle Rock Studios seeking comment. A representative for 2K Games, which is publishing Evolve, declined to comment, but confirmed that Olin is no longer at Turtle Rock.
Olin said in an email to Polygon that "it appears" he was fired and called the situation "developing." He provided the following statement:
"Anyone who follows me knows my tweets were not in support of Sterling's actions. Rather, they were promoting three core tenets I believe in: 1) The harm sensational media presents to society. 2) The importance and sanctity of your privacy within your own home. And 3) The right to be whatever you want to be as an American, as long as it isn't hurting anyone else. That last point not to be confused with condoning Sterling's actions, which I don't.
"That said, it's disappointing to see that a select few in Turtle Rock and 2K Games management bought into this hysteria without even having a conversation with me - or even thoroughly reviewing the context of the tweets themselves. Ironically, it serves as a great example of why I hold tenet #1 above so close to heart. That said, everyone should totally still buy Evolve. The guys and gals making that game know their ***, and are making it good."
firehose'CCP is bringing on Battlestar Galactica‘s Katee Sackhoff – aka, Starbuck – to voice Valkyrie’s lead pilot in missions'
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By Nathan Grayson on May 2nd, 2014 at 2:00 pm.

I’ve played EVE Valkyrie at so many events that, last time I climbed into its virtual cockpit (GDC), I immediately decided I’d try and break it. Mostly, this entailed me standing up and seeing if my “head” would pass right through the cockpit’s glass, and – much to my surprise and elation – it did. Sadly, I did not immediately die of explosive decompression. Oh well. But I guess what I’m saying is, we really haven’t seen much of this game’s, er, game yet. Just the same tiny war, waged eternally, its cadre of wind-up toy soldiers none-the-wiser. There will be more to it, though. That’s why CCP is bringing on Battlestar Galactica‘s Katee Sackhoff – aka, Starbuck – to voice Valkyrie’s lead pilot in missions. And it’ll all happen in Unreal Engine 4, because the gaming industry has forgotten other engines exist.
CCP made both announcements at this weekend’s EVE Fanfest in Reykjavik. Then that perfect moment was turned into a press release, as all things should be.
“The first time I played EVE: Valkyrie I immediately knew I had to be a part of it,” said Sackhoff. “Even with the roles I have played, it is the closest I have ever felt to being a real spaceship pilot. It is a truly transformative video game experience.”
“Katee is the perfect actor to bring Rán to life,” added Owen O’Brien, executive producer for EVE: Valkyrie at CCP. “Not only does she have a track record in bringing strong female characters to life, but also once she had played Valkyrie I was delighted to see that she was as excited and enthused about the project as we are.”
Blah blah blah, etc. People are doing things and pretending to be space ship pilots and they’re excited about it yeah.
This is pretty cool news, though. For one, it implies that Valkyrie is going to have some kind of semi-robust storyline, and for two I really liked Battlestar Galactica until the last season imploded on itself. I could do with a little more Starbuck in my life if CCP decides to take that route with Sackhoff’s character.
EVE Valkyrie still doesn’t have a concrete release date, though it’s pretty safe to assume it’ll be launching with the consumer version of the Oculus Rift. So either late this year or sometime in 2015 is probably what we’re looking at. Are you ready to shoot some Cylo– er, space ships?
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firehose'Given the world today, you have to be a stupid fucking idiot to want to help activate a legislation so controversial.
You have to be a stupid fucking idiot to suggest a strategy that unites people around a common good before selling them on something as complicated as health insurance.
You have to be a stupid fucking idiot to think advertising can actually help improve the quality of people’s lives.
But at North, we welcome stupid fucking idiots. And I’d do it all again just the same, proudly.'
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