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23 Nov 17:19

Actual Progress

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'
21 Nov 17:21

How to Coil a Cable

The ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.
20 Nov 12:04

Language Acquisition

My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?'
17 Nov 13:17

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mans

by Zach Weinersmith


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Yes, ten legs.


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17 Nov 12:02

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metrics

by Zach Weinersmith


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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.


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17 Nov 12:01

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shining

by Zach Weinersmith


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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.


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17 Nov 11:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pig

by Zach Weinersmith


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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.


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17 Nov 10:31

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Buds

by Zach Weinersmith


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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds


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17 Nov 10:27

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Garfield

by Zach Weinersmith


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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?


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Big thing coming MONDAY!

17 Nov 10:24

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious

by Zach Weinersmith


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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!


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Thank you!

16 Nov 17:14

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never had

by Zach Weinersmith


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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.


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14 Nov 16:01

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleep

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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!


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14 Nov 15:13

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape

by Zach Weinersmith


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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.


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Guys, holy shit.

09 Nov 15:23

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science

by Zach Weinersmith


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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.


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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!

09 Nov 15:23

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arts

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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.


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It's launch day!!!

03 Oct 15:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity

by Zach Weinersmith


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Go easy on the lemon.


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03 Oct 14:34

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Research

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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.


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Very sweet review of Bea Wolf from Gene Ambaum, whom I've known since ancient times.

03 Oct 14:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times

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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.


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15 Jun 15:09

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Narrative

by Zach Weinersmith


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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.


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14 Jun 10:09

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad

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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.


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12 Jun 09:43

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clusivity

by Zach Weinersmith


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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.


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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.

07 Jun 10:32

Helium Reserve

The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.
07 Jun 10:27

College Knowledge

'Your chitin armor is no match for our iron-tipped stingers! Better go hide in your jars!' --common playground taunt
05 Jun 15:03

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horrible

by Zach Weinersmith


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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance, book-writing...


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26 May 13:10

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chicken Noodle Soup

by Zach Weinersmith
Lucas Vigroux

Suggestion for the board gaming club



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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.


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Behold! (slightly NSFW)

26 May 13:06

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - P

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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.


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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.

26 May 13:04

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fantasy

by Zach Weinersmith


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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.


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If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders

26 May 12:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Media

by Zach Weinersmith


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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers


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26 May 12:49

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowing

by Zach Weinersmith


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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.


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22 May 10:06

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gifted

by Zach Weinersmith


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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.


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