Cary

destinyrush:

Brilliant.

The Gaffney Ledger, South Carolina, July 14, 1925

catsofinstagram:

From @mr.stinkypoo: “Mr Stinky snoring like a zombie.” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2wYiVol ]

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

abandonedandurbex:

Stone house ruins with a green roof in Wales. Photo by J_Fish. [1024×1024].

Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/

kindlejim:

mylittlepokeymans:

markv5:

Котик нашёл своё место

Why are Russian cat memes everywhere now

Telegram channel

blackness-by-your-side:

It’s sad that babies understand it better than adult responsible citizens.

aneroticporkcutletbowl:

undynedevotion:

annethecatdetective:

identitypollution:

amaterasu-chi:

bfketh:

glassesgirl0401:

zhe-lazy-fox:

hyperchronic:

1221s:

seigl:

bunjywunjy:

someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

here are my faves, enjoy fam

ok interesting

i really like the picture the bot chose for this

i mean i can’t say that’s… untrue…

a valuable inspirational quote

and my personal favorite:

though i do have to admit that the best thing about this generator is the revelation that comes at the end (when you’ve spent like 20 minutes clicking), that the inspirobot is a company of insectoid aliens that cares deeply for you.

first to pop up for me lmao - try this out!

oh my god

… I- omg

YES!

Wait… is this bot backhandedly insulting me

…I was not expecting philosophy from a computer bot.

Oh how inspired I feel….

Oh shit.

juicy.

And finally, the real inspiration.

I wound up making too many good ones to add them all…

S T O P

…this is actually genuinely good advice I feel cheated

that’s better.

Coffee, coffee
You wake me up
I am on
My second cup

Coffee, coffee
You’re so good
Have another?
Yes I would

Coffee, coffee
In a pot
I love you
A very lot

Coffee, coffee
Warm and brown
Turn my frown
Upside-down

Coffee, coffee
You’re my friend
I hope this cup
Will never end

Coffee, coffee
Favorite drink
Hate to pour
You down the sink

Coffee, coffee
It’s your day
Celebrate
Your favorite way

Coffee, coffee
In my mug
A warm smile
A nice hug

Coffee

(It’s coffee day, allegedly.)

image via: Ged, Kelly

asynca:

theotherwesley:

tygermama:

mammafairchild:

thewightknight:

Bush full of Kittens

@softshadowmoon

Does this grow in my zone?

this plant is very aggressive

yes excuse me Mr Plantmart Clerk, I’d like to buy 10 kitten shrubs 

O.O

how many are in there

Republican tax theory is a hoax.

weedsor-wildflowers:

kakakamaryam:

moosestielsaya:

This gif makes more sense now

oh hell no

hahahahha

cryoverkiltmilk:

systlin:

johnnyrussian:

fluffmugger:

solarbird:

tkdancer:

animalrates:

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

@wolfintheroses

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

Anyone else reminded of this?

mackenna-elise:

broke-vegan-student:

suddenquietnow:

anditslove:

Luna inhaling raspberries. 

This is such an important video

I love rabbits so much, they’re frickin’ adorable.

She looks like she wearing lipstick, so cute 🤗

The 9 to 5 work schedule is changing. In modern life, there are people who work night shifts, and people who need to study all night. Emergency room workers can be called on at all hours. People with new businesses may have to stay up at night, too. Some just prefer to work at night.

The New Normal is a lighthearted project which aims to make the working environment more playful. No matter where people work, they are often in a confined and isolated space that can feel stressful. This project provides soothing and energizing elements to make any work space more comfortable.

The objects of The New Normal include a removable backrest that also functions as a blanket, a moveable recorder pillow, and a foot ramp to allow leg movement.

View the full project here

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

starfleetrambo:

my cat before and after my dad called him pretty

animatedamerican:

idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

i just remembered this story my dad told me one time, about abraham lincoln

a guy challenged abe to a duel once. lincoln very much did not want to duel this cat.

so lincoln agreed, on the condition he got to choose the weapon. maybe that was how it generally went in 19th century dueling culture, i have no idea.

the guy said “sure”

lincoln said, “ok. broadswords.”

so that poor would-be opponent shows up on the day of the would-be duel, and abe is outside, doing, like, some quick sword warmups.

now, back in lincoln’s day, he was, as any american schoolchild can tell you, the tallest fucking dude on the entire fucking planet, so please try to even imagine the majestic reach of this stovepiped giant’s condor-like wingspan.

(wingspan plus broadsword.)

abe’s enemy takes one look at this, does some quick mental calculations on his own arm length (mortal, human), turns around and goes home.

the best part is that, as i remember it, lincoln of course had no fucking idea how to swordfight. it was the 1800s. we had guns. he’d just been, like, waving this giant sword around haphazardly, whacking at tree limbs, making his arms look as big as possible because he knew this joker could see him, and he knew that guy didn’t know that lincoln didn’t know what the hell to do with a broadsword.

anyway, i don’t actually know if that story is true or not but i really really hope it is. i would love to know that the president who defeated the confederacy was also fucking hilarious.

UPDATE: a very helpful anon just linked me to an actual account of the actual historical incident. i got a number of crucial details wrong, as it turns out.

PLOT TWIST: the real version is considerably funnier

… oh man, click through, the above is great but the real version is SO MUCH FUNNIER

thecolossalsquidexhibition:

hinaofficial:

what kind of snake is this

A vicious one

theanimationworkshop:

Using herself as a case study, first year graphic storyteller Lotte Djørup explains social anxiety lucidly and elegantly in her very first comic done at the course!

Although, to be honest, that's probably a palm tree and palms have wood that has evolved to be soft and flexible rather than sturdy.  Still it's a reminder of why weathermen shouldn't stand outdoors for their photo-op reports.

via imgur

A "cleaner fish" on the eye of a green sea turtle off the coast of Ecuador.

Credit per the watermark, via Scuba Diving Magazine's annual photo competition (gallery at the link).

I recently did a Garak run of DS9 where I only watch the Garak episodes, and my friend Rebecca asked me to put together a list of the best ones for her to watch (with a special emphasis on the Garak/Bashir ship).
So, here are my picks! What are your favorite Garak episodes?

The Gentle Art of Smoking
Dunhill
1954

I had no idea that smoking was an art form. When I first saw the back cover, I wasn’t sure what I was looking at, but my first thought wasn’t pipes. This book is one of those pro-smoking salutes to tobacco in all its forms.

The author kicks off with a history of tobacco and the production on plantations. Not a word is mentioned about slavery and the tobacco trade. Pipes, cigars, cigarettes, and other tobacco products are outlined. There is also a “how to” component from the author on how to smoke various products. If you are looking for more “fun” in your smoking, you might like this old post from 2013. It’s one of my favorites.

I really can’t get beyond the illustrations of the pipes on the back cover.

Mary

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truestoriesaboutme:

haillordsauron:

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

Lol

*cut to 15 years later*

“Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D.”

“What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?”

“There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D.”

“And that’ll fullscreen it?”

*entire class sighs*