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08 Aug 04:12

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13 Jul 08:28

Stargazing 2

I mean, it wasn't exactly MY thesis. When the FAA came to shut down our observatory for using the telescope mirror to shine light at airplanes, I took a thesis and a bunch of doctorates from the supply cabinet on my way out.
09 Jul 04:45

Comic for May 14, 2018

jlrgds

I'm gonna start calling people whom come into work sick "Plague Rats"

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23 Jun 08:15

Comic for May 07, 2018

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Same as may 8th share

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23 Jun 08:14

Comic for May 08, 2018

jlrgds

Wash rinse repeat.

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23 Jun 08:14

Comic for May 11, 2018

jlrgds

Huh, contradictory proverbs are applicable in different situations and perspectives? No way. I'm usually torn between "No child left behind" and "The great journey waits for no one."

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23 Jun 07:42

Comic for May 20, 2018

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23 Jun 07:33

Comic for May 24, 2018

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Effin' kids. Lol

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23 Jun 07:30

Comic for June 05, 2018

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23 Jun 07:29

Comic for June 08, 2018

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23 Jun 07:29

Comic for June 10, 2018

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23 Jun 06:18

Comic for June 15, 2018

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23 Jun 06:18

Comic for June 16, 2018

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23 Jun 06:15

Customer Rewards

We'll pay you $1.47 to post on social media about our products, $2.05 to mention it in any group chats you're in, and 11 cents per passenger each time you drive your office carpool past one of our billboards.
23 Jun 06:14

Irony Definition

Can you stop glaring at me like that? It makes me feel really ironic.
07 Jun 08:30

Presidential Succession

Ties are broken by whoever was closest to the surface of Europa when they were born.
04 Jun 07:53

Repairs

I was just disassembling it over the course of five hours so it would fit in the trash more efficiently.
04 Jun 07:51

GDPR

By clicking anywhere, scrolling, or closing this notification, you agree to be legally bound by the witch Sycorax within a cloven pine.
26 Apr 05:59

Comic for April 01, 2018

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26 Apr 05:58

Misinterpretation

jlrgds

Communication is a two-way street? No way.

"But there are seven billion people in the world! I can't possibly stop to consider how ALL of them might interpret something!" "Ah, yes, there's no middle ground between 'taking personal responsibility for the thoughts and feelings of every single person on Earth' and 'covering your eyes and ears and yelling logically correct statements into the void.' That's a very insightful point and not at all inane."
21 Apr 09:46

Clutter

I found a copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, but the idea of reading it didn't spark joy, so I gave it away.
20 Apr 07:54

Autogyros

I understand modern autogyros are much more stable, so I've probably angered the autogyro people by impugning their safety. Once they finish building the autogyros they've been working on in their garages for 10 years, they'll come after me.
20 Apr 06:57

Congressional Testimony

jlrgds

Never thought of it that way. How fitting.

James Cameron's Terminator 3 was the REALLY prophetic one. That's why Skynet sent a robot back to the 1990s to prevent him from ever making it, ultimately handing the franchise over to other directors.
20 Apr 06:56

History

jlrgds

Good food for thought

HISTORIANS: We've decided to trim the past down to make things more manageable. Using BCE/CE, would you rather we lose the odd-numbered or even-numbered years?
31 Mar 09:04

Comic for March 29, 2018

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31 Mar 07:46

Comic for March 25, 2018

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20 Mar 03:53

Comic for March 14, 2018

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20 Mar 03:49

Robot Future

I mean, we already live in a world of flying robots killing people. I don't worry about how powerful the machines are, I worry about who the machines give power to.
12 Mar 07:18

What Sea Slugs Can Teach Us About Saving the Environment

by Jonathan Keats
jlrgds

Neato. Also seaslugs look like pretty aliens as well.

It turns out that kleptopredation is an environmentally friendly strategy. Perhaps there really is honor among thieves.
12 Mar 04:43

Comic for March 11, 2018

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