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20 Feb 17:35

Clear Crafting

by Mary Kelly

plastic crafts

Plastic Crafts
O’Meara-Humphrey
1977

I really wasn’t sure what to expect with these plastic crafts. In this book, plastic crafts are clear acrylic items that end up being sign holders, shelves, and other basic containers. I thought these things were churned out by Big Plastic Factory and not something one would craft. The clear plastic theme was indeed a thing back in the day for the really modern look. If you are a librarian, you probably have a hundred of these things to hold the latest signs, flyers, etc for your library.

Looking at the detail involved, it does require some skill. Nowadays, someone would probably use a 3-D printer and call it a day.

Mary

needle applicator

book holder

shelf

calculator stand

 

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20 Feb 17:12

WRATH OF THE RAGING DEMON

by noreply@blogger.com (JerryMaguire)
20 Feb 17:12

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metaphysics

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20 Feb 17:11

A Children’s Librarian Blurbs Adult Literary and Commercial Fiction

by Katie Wesolek

Where the Crawdads Sing
by Delia Owens

“Not since Pippi Longstocking or The Boxcar Children have I felt so concerned about the wellbeing of an unaccompanied minor. Had she not remained illiterate until age 14, Kya could have really learned a thing or two about civility from Henry, Jessie, Violet, and Bennie. Not Pippi, though. That child was a mess. Beautiful and wrenching.”

My Year of Rest and Relaxation
by Otessa Moshfegh

“Reminiscent of Shel Silverstein’s beloved poem, ‘Sick,’ the reader encounters a sensitive portrait of a consummate shirker. Though we never learn the name of this brave protagonist and narrator, I cannot but think of her as little Peggy Ann McKay, all grown up. A soporific gut punch.”

Long Bright River
by Liz Moore

“Beezus and Ramona tackle the opioid crisis on the gritty streets of Philadelphia. Electrifying.”

The Road
by Cormac McCarthy

“If you once loved the terrifying hell-ride of The Polar Express, you won’t be able to look away from this spare, dystopian trash fire. Captivating.”

The Nickel Boys
by Colson Whitehead

“Guess it just goes to show, you really are known by the company you keep. And even the best among us can sometimes have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A marvel.”

The Dutch House
by Ann Patchett

“Families come in all different shapes and sizes. Patchett continues a noble literary tradition of representing the challenges of a blended family, as previously exemplified by such beloved characters as Dawn and Mary Anne of The Baby-Sitters Club and Sarah of the eponymous Sarah Plain and Tall.”

Inland
by Tea Obreht

“This book resurrects the hardscrabble image of frontier life that Laura Ingalls Wilder, the James Frey of her time, softened into one endless revelry of maple candy and Pa’s fiddle playing. Think of this as Little House in the Barren Desert. Also, camels.”

Super Sad True Love Story
by Gary Shteyngart

“More like Diary of a Wimpy Adult, amirite? Hilarious and cringeworthy.”

American Dirt
by Jeanine Cummins

“For grown-up fans of Mark Twain’s racially tone-deaf thrill rides, this book is un-put-down-able. I mean, seriously, don’t pick it up or put it down in public, unless you’ve strategically replaced the dust jacket with the cover from something innocuous, like a Sue Grafton novel. It can be your dirty little secret. Compelling.”

The Overstory
by Richard Powers

The Giving Tree is back, and he brought all his friends. A true opus.”

Such a Fun Age
by Kiley Reid

“If Ann M. Martin and her legion of ghostwriters got woke and aged the members of the Baby-Sitters Club by 15 years, this would be Jessi Ramsey’s Super Special edition. Resplendent.”

20 Feb 13:04

Samsung mistakenly pushed '1' notifications to Galaxy phones worldwide

by Mariella Moon

If you've recently received a mysterious notification on your Samsung Galaxy device, you're not alone. The tech giant has blasted Galaxy phone users worldwide with a Find My Mobile push notification that simply says "1." That's it -- just "1." I personally got it on a Samsung Galaxy S8+ and a Galaxy A50S, and for both devices, clicking it did nothing. At least nothing that I could see: It didn't fire up the application and offer any explanation of what it could mean.

Samsung

Some people reported seeing a spike in battery usage by the Find My Mobile app, but that wasn't the case for me. According to Twitter user Audrey Heather, a Verizon rep told her that Samsung "accidentally sent out" the push notification. We've also reached out to the company for a statement to assuage the fears of those who think they were hacked. Samsung has yet to get back to us, but it told Korean publication Yonhap News that it was an internal test that went wrong and that it doesn't have any effect on recipients' phones.

Source: Yonhap News

20 Feb 13:00

Rank Amateurs

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Tonight's comic stars Torpor's fifth or sixth best friend.

19 Feb 21:38

Squirrel Who Stands On a Ball

by Reza
19 Feb 21:37

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Radical

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19 Feb 14:31

'Animal Crossing' themed Nintendo Direct scheduled for Thursday

by Richard Lawler

Animal Crossing: New Horizons will bring Nintendo's franchise to the Switch in March, and one month ahead of the game's release date it will unveil more details about the new entry. A 25-minute livestream on February 20th at 9 AM ET will give us a look at the "Nook Inc.'s Deserted Island Getaway Package!" that makes up the backbone of the new game.

Players have been waiting for years to see a new console entry in the series, and it's almost here. Just wait a few more hours to get a better look at it, and the good news is that it's not delayed again.

Source: Nintendo America (Twitter)

19 Feb 13:24

Questionable Bunny Behaviors

by Mary Kelly

peter rabbit board book cover

Bunnies
Peter Rabbit
Peek Through Board Books
1995

The bunnies are having a pretty good time in this little board book. Note the wine making and the smoking of “rabbit tobacco”. Perhaps this is Peter Rabbit’s marijuana dispensary and wine bar.

Sketchy bunny activities not withstanding, I think it worth making a comment about a board book being this old and still hanging around. Board books are tiny germ factories and really shouldn’t be hanging around for over a year or so. I am going to guess that board books are chewed upon regularly by tiny patrons. Recycling these books often is a good strategy for keeping the germs under reasonable control.

I die a little every time I see a lot of effort put into maintaining board books. It is not heroic use of time to rescue one of these books from the grips, or should I say teeth, of the average toddler. The fact that this book was used or checked out in the early 2000s, and STILL hanging around in 2020 is rather gross.

I know the little ones love these books. They are a worthwhile use of collection dollars. However, recycle those suckers often and keep a healthy amount of hand sanitizer around.

Mary

peter rabbit back cover with stickers

making cowslip wine

peter rabbit and smoking

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19 Feb 13:22

The Great Equalizer

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You really think the world would be better off without people?

18 Feb 20:27

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Irrational

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18 Feb 12:30

You can make your own rotary cellphone

by Jon Fingas

As convenient as modern cellphones are, there's a certain charm to spinning an old-fashioned rotary dial to make a call -- and now, there's a cellphone that caters to that nostalgia. Brookhaven National Lab engineer Justine Haupt has developed a rotary cellphone that's not only functional, but available to make with the help of a $240 do-it-yourself kit. It's effectively a throwback to the days when phones were for calling and nothing else, plus a few present-day creature comforts.

At its heart, the phone is based on a custom ATmega2560v mainboard, Adafruit Fona 3G cellular equipment and a rotary dial from a Western Electric Trimline phone, all stuffed into a 3D-printed casing. You won't have to endure 1960s-era limitations, though. A flexible 2.1-inch e-paper display can show missed calls and other vital messages, while shortcut buttons let you quickly dial favorite contacts. You can also check the battery life (good for about 24 hours) and signal strength with "near instantaneous" displays.

You'll have to do some shopping if you're going have a rotary cellphone of your own. The kit only includes the mainboard and the 3D-printed housing. You'll have to buy everything else, and that might be tricky when Trimline rotary dials aren't exactly common. And did we mention that the design is most definitely not waterproof? Still, it might be your best bet if you're determined to have the tactile feel of a rotary phone and don't mind giving up data and texting.

Haupt certainly doesn't mind. For her, this is a passion project and her personal phone. It's meant to go "as far from having a touchscreen" as possible, eliminating the complexity for someone who just wants to call people with minimal fuss (and, we'd add, a bit of whimsy). Think of it as the handset for those who find even basic flip phones to be too much of a hassle.

Source: Justine Haupt, Sky's Edge

18 Feb 12:26

Scenes from Mexico City’s Material Art Fair, 2020

by Jennifer Battaglia
18 Feb 12:24

Houston Public Library Presents Paintings By George W. Bush

by Glasstire

portraits_of_courage_George-Bush-exhibition-houston-public-library-2020

The Houston Public Library will host Portraits of Courage: A Commander in Chief’s Tribute to America’s Warriors, a collection of painted portraits of military veterans by former president George W. Bush. Some of the veterans will be present to autograph copies of the Portraits of Courage book at the show’s opening reception, February 27,  6-8 PM (more on that below).

Glasstire contributor Rich Lopez reviewed the exhibition when it was on view at the Museum of the Southwest in Bush’s hometown of Midland, Texas in 2018. Lopez writes:“Portraits of Courage presents an odd viewer experience. Bush sets out to honor these men and women, and he does. Each painting feels like a love letter to their service. And he captures distinct moments in some of their faces. But at the same time, it’s difficult to come away from the show with a deeper sense of who any of them are.”

Was this a common critique? The Portraits of Courage book includes each veteran’s story alongside their portrait, and the press release for the exhibition states that viewers will learn “the stories of each of the warriors featured in the exhibit, glean an appreciation for the service and sacrifice of those who serve in the United States military, [and] understand the impacts of the wounds of war — both visible and invisible.”

Again: Military veterans will be present to autograph copies of the Portraits of Courage book at the show’s opening reception, February 27,  6-8 PM. Refreshments will be served, and musicians from UH’s Moores School of Music will deliver a performance. The exhibition is free and open to the public, and will run from February 21-April 25.

For further information, please visit the Houston Public Library here.

 

 

 

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18 Feb 12:10

Stay Positive

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17 Feb 19:50

Proto Internet for Kids

by Mary Kelly

a new true book InternetInternet
Koehler
1995

When I plucked this out of a library collection, I started to laugh because the average little kid would have no idea what this book was about. This book was written for their parents.

The Internet was still a novelty to most people at the time of publication. Services like AOL, Prodigy, and Compuserve were the players in making the Internet accessible to the general public.

This is a nice snapshot of the early days of the Internet, but today’s kids aren’t really interested in digging into the Gopher servers.

I wonder whatever happened to my Compuserve address?

Mary

what is the internet

information super highway

FTP

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17 Feb 19:45

Why Do Philosophy?

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17 Feb 16:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Astronaut

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The brave men of Apollo had to poop in tiny plastic baggies, back when men were men.


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17 Feb 12:28

Stay Breezy

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Pants: The Original Conspiracy

17 Feb 12:27

Phylogenetic Tree

And I was kicked out of my March Madness pool because I wouldn't shut up about the evidence for NBA/ABA endosymbiosis.
16 Feb 17:13

The latest 'Fortnite' emote lets you Rickroll your foes

by Jon Fingas

It's not uncommon to troll your Fortnite enemies with a victory dance, but the latest one might be particularly insidious. Epic Games has added a purchasable "Never Gonna" emote to the battle royale brawler that, as the name implies, Rickrolls your opponents -- complete with the real Rick Astley song (and, clearly, Astley's permission). The developers has even pranked some potential buyers with a promo page touting a "new OP outfit" before taking them to the emote, guaranteeing that they'll be Rickrolled before spending 500 V-Bucks to share the surprise with others.

Astley has told gamers to get the emote "while you can," so you might not want to count on it lasting forever.

It's easy to see the emote losing its novelty quickly. It's one thing to get a "Never Gonna Give You Up" blast every now and then, it's another to hear it every time someone takes you down in a firefight. Still, it shows how Epic's attitude toward recognizable emotes is changing. Where celebrities previously accused Epic of ripping off famous dances without so much as a "thank you," the company has just released an officially sanctioned dance. Don't be surprised if there are more team-ups like this in the future.

Via: Reddit

Source: Rick Astley (Twitter)

15 Feb 14:11

Researchers find a way to 3D print whole objects in seconds

by Rachel England

When you think of 3D printing, you probably imagine a structure being created layer by layer, from the bottom up. Now, researchers from Switzerland's Ecole polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne (EPFL) say they have developed a completely new way of creating 3D objects that offer remarkable resolution "in record time."

As EPFL News reports, the method draws on the principle of tomography -- the technique for displaying a representation of a cross section through a solid object, using x-rays or ultrasound. To make an object, a photosensitive resin is illuminated from multiple angles, with the accumulation of light helping to solidify the resin. In other words, the object forms a solid structure within the resin in one go, rather than segment by segment, as is the case with traditional 3D printing.

"It's all about the light," explains Paul Delrot, CTO of Readily3D, the company that has been set up to develop and market the system. "The laser hardens the liquid through a process of polymerization. Depending on what we're building, we use algorithms to calculate exactly where we need to aim the beams, from what angles, and at what dose."

The technology could have a wide range of uses, but its advantages over existing methods may assist medical experts. Researchers believe the process could be used, for instance, to make soft objects such as "tissue, organs, hearing aids and mouthguards." What's more, printing can take place inside sealed, sterile containers, preventing contamination.

"The system is currently capable of making two-centimeter structures with a precision of 80 micrometers, about the same as the diameter of a strand of hair," EPFL News adds. However, the team believe that could be increased to 15 centimeters in the future. "The process could also be used to quickly build small silicone or acrylic parts that don't need finishing after printing," says Christophe Moser, head of EPFL's Laboratory of Applied Photonics Devices.

Update - 12:15pm ET 02/13/2020: This article has been updated to better clarify the source of the research detailed by the Ecole polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne (EPFL).

Via: EPFL

Source: Nature

15 Feb 14:03

It's genetic

by Scandinavia and the World
It's genetic

It's genetic

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15 Feb 12:33

Valentine’s Day Gifts From Famous Fictional Men

by Amanda Lehr

Queequeg: A cozy weekend at a BnB, followed by a cruise. Makes everyone else look bad.

Romeo Montague: Gas station roses and a teddy bear.

Willy Loman: Coupons for the wife, silk stockings for the mistress.

Jay Gatsby: A blank check? Driving gloves? What do you want the present to be???

Edward Rochester: It’s a surprise, my dove! Come up to the attic and see…

Dorian Gray: An increasingly concerning dick pic.

Colonel Aureliano Buendia: A bastard son with his own name.

Humbert Humbert: Bubblegum Lip Smackers.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: A vacuum, which he promptly and secretly exchanges for a library of signed first editions of every book you never told him you loved.

Jonathan Harker: Several high-necked blouses and a very thick scarf.

Orpheus: A blindfolded apology.

Maxim de Winter: A terrible secret that will bind you to him forever. (Someday, he’ll get you that new housekeeper you wanted.)

Zeus : Sunblock for Semele. A bale of hay for Io. A totally planned white cow for Hera.

“Mister” Albert : A wild “how we met” story for you and your new wife.

Any Murakami Protagonist: Would have given you a jazz record, but you’re not around?

Christian Grey: A Peloton bike.

Charles Bovary: More piano lessons! She sure loves to play the piano.

Arthur Dimmesdale: A modest frock. (NO monograms.)

Count Vronsky: A metro card.

Frodo Baggins: Literally anything but jewelry.

Oedipus: A 23andMe kit.

Macbeth: Whatever Lady Macbeth told him to buy her.

Satan: An Edible Arrangement.

15 Feb 12:29

Kevin’s Success

by Reza
14 Feb 18:54

Love Advice

by Mary Kelly

happy valentine's day Naturally. the library should be your first step in your quest to find Mr or Miss Right. Fortunately ALB is here to highlight some of those special books to aid you in your quest. Of course, the best (and by best I mean creepy), one is The Complete Guide to Meeting Women. For the love of all that is holy, please don’t use this book as real advice.

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone.

Mary

Meeting Women cover

The Complete Guide to Meeting Women
Diebel
1991

 

The Re-Mating Game cover

The Re-Mating Game
Dating and Relating in Middle Life
An Optimistic Guide for Newly Single Mature Adults
Marshall
1988

 

How to Get a Teenage Boy

How to Get a Teenage Boy and What to Do With Him When You Get Him
Peck
1969

how to pick a mate

How to Pick a Mate
The Guide to a Happy Marriage
Adams and Packard
1946

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14 Feb 18:54

Happy VD!

by Mary Kelly

happy valentine's day

Happy Valentine’s Day!

We feature so many love themed books here on this site, so let’s revisit some of these posts as we enjoy a day of romance, or not. Back when I was a teen, I thought it was hilarious to wish someone Happy V.D.  So let’s kick off this holiday with some real VD.  Tacky teenage humor aside, books like these need to be weeded asap. Aside from the downright outdated versions, there is also a subtext about the women who are diseased.

Let’s be safe out there this Valentine’s Day.

Mary

VD

Venereal Diseases
Morton
1966

microbes and morals story of VD cover

Microbes and Morals
Rosebury
1971

veneral disease q and a

Venereal Disease
The Questions, The Answers
Young
1973

 

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14 Feb 18:53

a Valentine’s Day round-up

by Ask a Manager
14 Feb 12:33

Wizard Friday

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Happy Wizard Friday, everybody.