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03 Dec 03:55

Carnac

by submission

Author : Roger Dale Trexler

The ship closed in on Earth.

They’d been there many, many times before: Easter Island, the Pyramids, and the South American crop circles. Three tweenagers looking for adventure. It was off limits for them to come to Earth, but that was the very reason they were there.

Tredac sat at the controls. “Watch this,” he said to Venso and Hu.

Venso wobbled a drug-addled tentacle at him. “You know we’re not supposed to be here,” he said.

Hu leaned forward and licked up a long strand of semi-solid pinkness off a flat metal table. His tongue rolled into his mouth and he swallowed. He let out a long, hiss-like sigh.

“That’s good Yodsplotin,” Hu said.

Tredac grinned, but thought: it’s the cheapest Yodsplotin you can buy. The stupid son of a bitch wouldn’t know good Yodsplotin from bad Yodsplotin if his mother’s life depended on it.

Still, they nudged tentacles and Tredac said: “Watch this.”

He wrapped a tentacle around a control and, on the view screen; they saw thousands of rocks lift effortlessly into the air.

“What the hell are you doing?” Venso asked.

Tredac let out a giggle. “Relax,” he said. “Have a little fun before you die!”

Venso sank back in his seat. In a moment, he leaned forward and had a lick of the Yodsplotin. “Sorry,” he said, slurring his words. “You know my Dad….”

He didn’t have to finish the statement. Everyone knew Venso’s Dad was a hard ass when it came to interfering with other planets. He kept an eye on things. But, this planet was so far off the beaten path that he would never find them.

“Whatcha gonna do with those?” Hu asked, pointing at the rocks floating in the air ahead of them.

Tredac reached out, ran his tentacle across the Yodsplotin, and then sucked the bounty off his tentacle. “These creatures are sooooo stupid,” he said. “I’m gonna lay those rocks out in a long row. It’ll freak them out.”

He reached out, took the controls and plotted a layout for the rocks. Then, systematically, the computer controlled the anti-gravity ray and dropped the rocks into long, perfect lines.

Hu let out a laugh. “They’ll be trying to explain this for centuries!” He slapped Tredac across the shoulder. “You’re so damn evil!”

“Why, thank you!” replied Tredac as he acquired another tentacle of Yodsplotin.

Just then, as they were laying the final rocks in ground, the communication claxon went off.

Tredac looked at Venso and Hu. Hu looked at the console. “It’s your Dad, man,” he said, more than a hint of fear in his voice.

“Oh hell,” Venso said.

Tredac lurched out of the pilot’s seat and let Venso take over. After all, it was Venso’s Dad’s ship, and they had “borrowed” it for a while.

Venso sat down in the seat uneasily and stared at the console. After a moment, he keyed in the code to activate the monitor.

His dad, all fat and gray like the old ones were, was grimacing on the screen. “Where are you?” he said.

“We just went out for a ride,” Venso said. “Honest.”

His father drooped his mucusy jaw. “I know where you are,” he said. “Get home…. now!”

Tredac nodded. “Yes sir.”

The video screen went blank. No one said a word for a moment. Then, Tredac let out a little scoff and said: “To hell with that old coot!”

He turned back to the controls and, ever so quickly, placed the over 3000 stones in perfect rows in the French field. “Stupid Earthlings,” he said.

##

Later, on the hyper jump home, they struck a rogue asteroid and died.

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30 Nov 18:58

Speculative Fiction

by submission

Author : Bob Newbell

Frejj glided two meters above the street of the marketplace, each pulsation of his gelatinous, umbrella-shaped body propelling him forward through the green chlorine atmosphere toward the cafe at the end of the street. Seeing his friend, Vallier, resting on a pedestal, he floated over to join him. Vallier held a stylus in one tentacle and a datapad in two others. He was obviously deep in thought.

“Writing?” asked Frejj.

“Writing,” confirmed Vallier.

Frejj signaled a servitor to request a flagon.

“Put that pad down. I’ve ordered us a libation.”

Vallier kept writing. “I’d like you to look this over when I’m done. I’m going to submit it to one of the lore journals.”

“I hope it’s not more of that silly science fiction of yours.”

“It’s not silly!” said Vallier louder than he’d intended. “It’s creative and imaginative. So much lore nowadays is derivative and repetitive. Speculative fiction is the new frontier in literature.”

The servitor delivered the flagon and two cups to the table. Frejj poured them both a drink. He drained his cup and poured himself another. “What’s it about anyway? Your story, I mean.”

“You’ve heard the news about radio transmissions from a star system in the Jebraze constellation possibly being from an alien intelligence? I’m writing a story on what the aliens might be like.”

Frejj had another drink. “That’ll turn out to be a false alarm. There are no habitable planets in that system.”

“They’ve determined the third planet is the origin of the transmissions. It’s mostly covered in water and the atmosphere is about one-fifth oxygen.”

Frejj put down his cup. “Nothing could survive in such an environment. Your story won’t get accepted for publication if no one finds it believable.”

“That’s where the transmission originated,” insisted Vallier. “Whatever creatures live there would have evolved to survive the amount of oxygen in the air.”

Frejj resumed drinking. “My advice is make the characters in your story like life on our planet. Make their mesoglea an odd color to make them seem ‘alien’ of something.”

“Who’s going to believe aliens that look like us?”

“The readers have to be able to relate to the characters.”

“The characters are from another planet. They’re not going to float around and have six eyes and look like ordinary people.”

“They’re not going to float about? How do you intended to have them move?”

“Maybe they slither on the ground or ambulate on specialized tentacles.”

“They couldn’t escape predators if they locomoted on the ground. They’d never survive long enough to develop into a technological civilization.”

Vallier floated off his pedestal momentarily with excitement and descended back down to rest on it. “That’s it!” he said with excitement. “The aliens are land-bound and easy prey for their world’s predators. At the same time, their planet’s poisonous oxygen atmosphere puts them in constant peril. Oxygen is highly reactive. I bet things would catch fire there really easily. They’d be a stoic, warrior race ever vigilant against their planet’s endless danger!” Vallier started writing frantically.

“How about a love interest?” asked Frejj. “A male, a female, and a gestator are thrown together by circumstances and a romance develops.”

“Readers want action and adventure, not mating dances.”

“And what happens when we get a radio transmission with video from the aliens? What happens when we know what they look like and what their civilization is like?”

Vallier stopped writing. He looked worried for a moment. Then he brightened and said, “Shape-shifters! I can address that problem by making them shape-shifters!” he said triumphantly.

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29 Nov 18:49

Wired Heart

by submission

Author : James Langley

Dr. Livett tapped at the graphene strap around her wrist and the beachside illusion dissolved into nothing. She stood in the sterile, empty white room; the fragrant ocean breeze replaced by the smarting odour of bleach. She redressed into her uniform, the white pyrowool jumpsuit that clung tighter than a leotard, and with a few taps of the graphene strap a wall panel opened with a pneumatic hiss. The metal tray slid out and floated into the center of the room, the Nuclea-Ion energy field holding it in static levitation. On the tray lay the corpse.

Liren Smith, found dead at his apartment, was a retired caretaker for the international electronics company GlobeTech; renowned for its robotics, Nuclea-Ion Energy discovery and subject of countless conspiracies.

Starting her autopsy, Dr. Livett swiped fingers across her wrist strap and GlobeTech robotic arms folded out from the ceiling and, under her instruction, began the internal examination. The Y-shaped incision was cleaved across the chest and down the abdomen, the skin folded back before Nuclea-Ion lasers made short work of the ribs and breast plate. The robotics operated with mechanical precision and computerized routine as coronary arteries were pulled and spliced into Dr. Livett’s view. A heart attack was quickly confirmed as the cause of death, the autopsy room’s inbuilt surveillance system recorded the proceedings for future reference.

It was here she found it, the wire. The small strand of synthetic copper barely protruding from the ventricle’s tissue. There was no reports of Mr. Smith ever having a pacemaker so she investigated further. For over an hour she scraped away the muscular tissue, her intrigue falling away to concern as she discovered the entire organ was moulded around an intensive network of wires and electronics. She performed an intensive database search but found no medical technology that could explain the findings.

She tapped her wrist strap and the surveillance system shut down; her mechanical assistants slid out of sight. She retrieved her own instruments and continued the examination manually, feeling sweat prickling her brow. The liver and lungs presented as identical electrical structures and the lenses in the eyes were of quartz glass. She summoned a microscope and began checking tissue samples; the skin and muscles were void of organic cells and Liren Smith’s ersatz blood bore no trace of erythrocytes.

Dr Livett stepped back and steadied herself.

“Its not human,” she whispered to no one in particular, more a statement to confirm her own assumptions. Did anyone know about this? Was she supposed to know about this?

She started as the intercom buzzed and her superior’s voice filled the room

“Dr Manning, you have disabled the electronic and surveillance systems.”

“Yes, sir” she replied out loud, her voice trembling through a parched mouth, “I’m tired and thought I could concentrate better if I conducted the examination myself.”

“Yes, well GlobeTech is aware of this and is not pleased. They have a representative here to question you. He’s on his way down now, stay where you are.”

“What? Why?” she panicked, had they been watching her the entire time? She tried to close down the autopsy but her access to all systems management systems were barred.

From outside she could hear the sound of fast approaching footsteps and she activated the illusion program. The door to the autopsy room opened with a purr as the program swirled into life, obscuring the open corpse with the view of the beach, bathed in the glow of the setting sun.

As rough hands grasped at her, she breathed in the fragrant ocean air.

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11 Nov 20:28

MeFi: My Cousin Oskaar

by Sokka shot first
This is my cousin Oskaar. I told him WA [Western Australia] is about to vote on daylight savings, and that most people would vote against it. About a week later, Oskaar sent me this.
11 Nov 20:22

MeFi: Dogs reenacting U.S. Supreme Court oral arguments

by heisenberg
If there is any justice in the world, this will revolutionize the way you consume Supreme Court news. Fed up with the Supreme Court's refusal to allow cameras at oral arguments, John Oliver has proposed an alternative to existing television coverage that relies on artists' renderings of the justices. Oliver has released more than ten minutes of raw footage of dogs dressed up like the members of the Court, and has challenged news outlets to use the footage to create less-boring recreations of oral arguments.

So far, this challenge has resulted in recreations of the Aereo and Hobby Lobby arguments.
11 Nov 20:06

MeFi: How to Win the Lottery

by overeducated_alligator
Darius Kazemi: Every Talk Ever Given by a Successful Creative Person (SLYT)
Note: It's worth watching to the end.
05 Nov 08:19

Internet Archive offers 900 classic arcade games for browser-based play

by Kyle Orland
Just 30 or so of the 900+ games available on The Internet Arcade.

As part of its continuing mission to catalog and preserve our shared digital history, the Internet Archive has published a collection of more than 900 classic arcade games, playable directly in a Web browser via a Javascript emulator.

The Internet Arcade collects a wide selection of titles, both well-known and obscure, ranging from "bronze age" black-and-white classics like 1976's Sprint 2 up through the dawn of the early '90s fighting game boom in Street Fighter II. In the middle are a few historical oddities, such as foreign Donkey Kong bootleg Crazy Kong and the hacked "Pauline Edition" of Donkey Kong that was created by a doting father just last year.

The site's new arcade offerings are the work of curator Jason Scott, who has previously archived thousands of classic console and PC games as part of the Internet Archive's software collection. Like that previous work, the Arcade collection is built on top of JSMESS, a version of the open-source Multi Emulator Super System project designed to run in Javascript-compatible browsers. Adding MAME-based arcade game support to the Internet Archive's JSMESS environment "turned out to be easy. Very, very easy," Scott writes on his personal blog.

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05 Nov 08:19

A top appeals court to hear why NSA metadata spying should stay or go

by Cyrus Farivar
iko

On Tuesday, three judges at one of the nation’s most powerful appellate courts will hear oral arguments in the only legal challenge to result in a judicial order against the National Security Agency’s (NSA) vast telephone metadata collection program. That order was put on hold pending the government’s appeal in this case.

The District of Columbia Circuit Court of Appeals could overturn last year’s unusual lower court ruling that ordered an end to the program, or the court could confirm it.

The lawsuit, known as Klayman et al v. Obama et al, pits a longstanding conservative lawyer, Larry Klayman, against the American government and its intelligence apparatus. If Klayman wins, the suit is likely to be eventually appealed further to the Supreme Court.

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05 Nov 08:14

Nintendo president says company “must consider” removing region locks

by Kyle Orland

In a Q&A with Japanese investors (helpfully translated by a NeoGAF user), Nintendo President Satoru Iwata has given the first public indication that his company has considered removing the region lock that limits playable software on the Wii U and 3DS to hardware sold in the same region.

In responding to a question about the practice, Iwata defended the historical reasons for limiting international interoperability, such as translation, marketing, and licensing issues. But he acknowledged that these are justifications that mainly apply to game makers and sellers while being a drawback for customers.

"As for what should be done going forward, if unlocked for the benefit of the customers, there may also be a benefit for us," Iwata said. "Conversely, unlocking would require various problems to be solved, so while I can't say today whether or not we intend to unlock, we realize that it is one thing that we must consider, looking to the future."

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05 Nov 05:46

Pokémon's Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained

by Patricia Hernandez

Pokémon's Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained

Over the years, people have battled and captured hundreds of Pokémon. And while everyone has their favorite, no pocket monster is as infamous as "Missingno." That's because Missingno isn't quite a Pokémon at all.

Let me explain. As Pokémon veterans and gaming history buffs know, Missingno is a glitch that players can find in Pokémon Red and Blue. I thought I'd take this opportunity to break down the many reasons why Missingno stands as one one of the coolest, most notorious glitches in gaming.

What is Missingno?

When people talk about Missingno, they typically refer to a very specific normal/bird type Pokémon that looks like this:

Pokémon's Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained

But it can also look like this:

Pokémon's Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained

If none of these look like normal Pokémon, that's because they aren't. They're known as "glitch Pokémon," and they happen because of something funky in the programming of Pokémon Red and Blue (we'll get to that in a second). This aberration is why Missingno can sometimes look like a fucked up barcode, and why it has a type that doesn't actually exist in the game ("bird" is a Pokémon type that eventually got cut in Red and Blue, presumably replaced by "flying" type Pokémon. If you're curious, bird-type Pokémon function exactly the same as normal type Pokémon, in terms of strengths and weaknesses).

In addition to that, while all of those sprites might have different characteristics from one another, the most famous type of Missingno—the backwards L-shaped one—can sometimes appear well over the normal level 100 limit placed by the game, and it knows the move "water gun" not once, but twice. The ghost and fossil versions of Missingno, meanwhile, have movesets that are determined based on Pokémon that a player has in their party. The version of Missingno that players encounter in the game depends on the player's in-game name. Finally, none of these Pokémon can evolve, though funnily enough, Missingno has the highest base attack stat in Red and Blue, as well as the lowest base defense stat.

How do you find Missingno?

Unless you're actively looking for Missingno, chances are slim that you'd ever encounter the glitch randomly, especially if you don't have the right in-game name. But, if you're interested, you can go hunting for the Pokémon through something known as the "old man glitch."

Here's what you need to do. First, you talk to a man found in the northern part of Viridian City, a location in Pokémon Red and Blue. He looks like this:

Pokémon's Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained

You'll want to let him teach you how to catch a Pokémon—yes, even if you already know how to do it. After his demonstration, you should fly to Cinnabar Island, another location in Red and Blue. From there, you need to surf on the eastern coast of the island. The trick is that you can't go off into the water—you have to keep "surfing" on the land touching the water, like so:

Pokémon's Famous Missingno Glitch, Explained

While doing this, you might encounter random Pokémon with all sorts of wild levels—but occasionally, you might encounter Missingno.

Here's a visual aid filmed by RFSmediaproductions, in case you want to see this glitch in action:

And you can find a breakdown of what letters in a player's name leads to what specific Pokémon appearing while surfing here. If you want the 'classic' Missingno, however, Bulbapedia says it'll appear "if the character in the third, fifth, or seventh slot of the player's name is the end-name marker, G, H, J, M, S, T, :, ], a, b, c, m, o, p, or v."

How does it work?

This is where things get complicated. Missingno's appearance in player's games is a combination of a few different things. The way the original games are programmed, they use variables to refer to specific Pokémon. Variables are stored as powers of two—so, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256 and so on. There are 151 Pokémon, which means you need 151 variables. 151, however, is not a power of 2. The first usable variable that can fit all 151 Pokémon, then, is 256—a number large enough that it leaves 105 variables empty.

This is where Missingno comes in—Missingno is short for "Missing Number," and is the stray Pokémon THAT the game potentially spits out when it doesn't know what Pokémon it's supposed to let the player encounter. For whatever reason, the little strip of land on Cinnabar Island is programmed such that things can spawn there, but not programmed to know what specific Pokemon should spawn there.

So we know that Missingno is stored in the game, and we know that there's a patch of land that can potentially let you encounter Missingno. But why? This is where the old man glitch comes in. When you let the man show you how to capture a Pokémon, the game temporarily changes a player's name to "Old Man." It still stores your old name, too—but for some reason, during your encounter with the old man, it'll throw that information to where the variables for Pokémon are kept. The game will grab that info and revert back to normal once a player gets into another encounter...unless of course the next encounter happens to be on the patch of land on Cinnabar Island, where the game has no specific encounters programmed.

Remember when I said that Missingno is influenced in part by the player's name? If a player goes to Cinnabar Island after speaking to the old man, the information kept in storage for what Pokémon to encounter will be the player's name, which can then lead to the game thinking it has to load a Pokémon that doesn't actually exist. Boom, Missingno (might) appear.

This, however, is the oversimplified version of why Missingno appears in Pokémon Red and Blue. If you'd like the more complicated version, which dives deep into how things are programmed on the Game Boy, I highly recommend reading this write-up by Smogon.

Why would anyone seek out this glitch?

Why not?

More pragmatically, there are uses for the glitch, too. A side effect of encountering Missingno is that the sixth item in a player's bag will be multiplied. Want more than a hundred Master Balls, or more than a hundred Rare Candies? Try the Missingno glitch.

Another useful aspect of the Old Man Glitchis that players can totally make the game spawn a Pokémon of their choice at a high level, provided they have the right in-game name. Endless powerful items, combined with the ability to spawn powerful Pokémon, makes the glitch worth doing even if you don't care about Missingno at all. Yes, even if it messes up the way the game saves your Hall of Fame data.

Why is the Missingno glitch so famous?

I have a few theories.

First, Missingno isn't just a glitch you view, or a glitch that happens to you. You can go out there and seek it out on your own, myth-hunter style, and capture it. It's the equivalent of putting Bigfoot in a cage. And while the rest of the Pokémon in Red and Blue are 'normal'—they often reference creatures we know in real life, like pigeons and dogs—Missingno is a Pokemon that defies everything you know about Pokémon. No Pokémon is like it; the only one that comes close is Porygon, a Pokémon made out of programming code. But Porygon just kind of looks like a bunch of geometric shapes together, and it evolves into something that resembles a duck. Players wish it was as strange as Missingno.

Missingno is also the rare instance where a myth that 'everyone' hears about happens to be true, which instantly makes it cooler than legends like "you can revive Aeris" or "you can find Mew under a truck." Plus, every player's encounter with Missingno is somewhat unique, given that so many of its aspects are dependant upon the player's name. There might only be a few different versions of Missingno, sprite-wise, but the Missingno I capture will likely be way different than the Missingno you capture.

Missingno has also spawned all sorts of creepypasta and theories regarding its significance in the Pokémon world. Some people say that Missingno occupies the slots of deleted Pokemon that didn't end up making the cut. One of my favorite fan theories posits that Missingno can be considered an intentional inclusion. Consider Cinnabar Island, and its Pokémon Lab. The player uses the Pokémon Lab to resurrect fossil Pokémon, but it's also where scientists created Mewtwo, one of Pokémon's most famous legendaries. That is to say: Cinnabar Island is a place where messed-up experiments have taken place, all in the name of engineering new Pokémon. How perfect is it that a player would encounter a monstrous, inexplicable thing on Cinnabar Island? Or the fact that this Pokémon is number #000, or that it's capable of learning any move? How perfect is the fact that all of its forms are liminal things, like glitches, ghosts and fossils? How perfect is it that, should a player use Missingno in battle, other sprites may become scrambled or reversed? How perfect is it that when Missingno cries out, it sounds like garbled versions of other Pokémon we know and love?

Lavender Town might be the most famous Pokemon creepy story, but Missingno is, in my mind, the scarier tale. Missingno isn't supposed to happen, but it does—and if you think about it, the fact it exists makes an unsettling amount of sense.

Players have also found ways to trade Missingno into other games. They've imported Missingno into games like Pokémon Stadium (where it'll appear as an item known as doll, or a Ditto in the case of Stadium 2). And players have even inexplicably found something that resembles Missingno in Pokemon X & Y.

No Pokémon fascinates people quite like Missingno, and at this point, it would probably be impossible for Game Freak to create anything else like it. (So why not just make Missingno an official 'mon, Game Freak!? One can dream...)

What Does Nintendo Say About Missingno?

To quote:

MissingNO is a programming quirk, and not a real part of the game. When you get this, your game can perform strangely, and the graphics will often become scrambled. The MissingNO Pokémon is most often found after you perform the Fight Safari Zone Pokémon trick.

To fix the scrambled graphics, try releasing the MissingNo Pokémon. If the problem persists, the only solution is to re-start your game. This means erasing your current game and starting a brand new one.

Way to be party poopers, Nintendo.

But while Missingno isn't officially supposed to be a part of the game, and while it can actively corrupt certain pieces of the game, I sincerely doubt anyone is going to stop tracking Missingno down in Red and Blue. Some glitches are just too tempting.

Image by Sam Woolley.

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04 Nov 22:35

Here's the page from the biology textbook that Arizona conservatives tore out

by Mark Frauenfelder

Here's the page containing true facts that Republican senators and conservative religious leaders from Gilbert Arizona ordered to be torn out of all copies of a textbook for high school honors biology students. I wonder if teachers will be fired for sharing the URL?

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04 Nov 22:14

Ebola in Africa, a handy visualization

by Cory Doctorow


Very useful context, from @ebolaphone.

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04 Nov 19:25

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

by Brian Ashcraft

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

Recently, Kotaku reported that a junior high school in Japan was trying to bring Studio Ghibli food to life. There's a good reason for that. Ghibli food looks freakin' delicious.

And if you needed a reminder of that, here are some animated GIFs that show just how tasty food can look in Studio Ghibli's anime from My Neighbor Totoro right up to Ponyo—and beyond.

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

[GIF: kurokaze]

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

[GIF: r0llcake]

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

[GIF: monstarmagic666]

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

[GIF: ghiblifood]

Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Studio Ghibli Food GIFs Will Make You Hungry

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Top GIF: ghibli-forever

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04 Nov 19:23

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

by Gergo Vas
Bewarethewumpus

He should totally do one with Creepy Woody.

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Henry Hargeaves is a food photographer and his latest project sounds like a really random one. Putting all our favorite childhood characters and their shape in frozen carbonite-looking chocolate. Just like Jabba did it with Han Solo.

There they are. Raphael, Homer, Batman, Optimus Prime and more. All edible. And he got the facial expressions right.

The Kermit one is just brutal.

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

Chocolate Carbonite Freezes More Than Just Han Solo

It might have silver paint, but it's all edible. Here's a short clip about the process:

Jabba's Bounty by Henry Hargreaves [YouTube, Tumblr]

To contact the author of this post, write to: gergovas@kotaku.com

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04 Nov 18:40

rmsk8r05: Since I can’t log into Tumblr at work, I just use my...



rmsk8r05:

Since I can’t log into Tumblr at work, I just use my phone to share this comment at Kotaku regarding Anita Sarkeesian’s appearance on the Colbert Report.

04 Nov 18:29

Emo Veggie Reaches His Conclusion

by Brad
F5b
04 Nov 18:26

Bowling Ball & Feather in Vacuum Chamber

by Brad
C87

British physicist Brian Cox visited the world’s largest vacuum chamber at NASA’s Space Power Facility in Ohio to see what happens when a bowling ball and a feather are dropped together under the conditions of outer space.

04 Nov 18:20

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

02 Nov 19:43

FBI secretly seeking legal power to hack any computer, anywhere

by Cory Doctorow


The Bureau is seeking a rule-change from the Administrative Office of the US Courts that would give it the power to distribute malware, hack, and trick any computer, anywhere in the world, in the course of investigations; it's the biggest expansion of FBI spying power in its history and they're hoping to grab it without an act of Congress or any public scrutiny or debate.

But under the proposed amendment, a judge can issue a warrant that would allow the FBI to hack into any computer, no matter where it is located. The change is designed specifically to help federal investigators carry out surveillance on computers that have been “anonymized” – that is, their location has been hidden using tools such as Tor.

The amendment inserts a clause that would allow a judge to issue warrants to gain “remote access” to computers “located within or outside that district” (emphasis added) in cases in which the “district where the media or information is located has been concealed through technological means”. The expanded powers to stray across district boundaries would apply to any criminal investigation, not just to terrorist cases as at present.

Were the amendment to be granted by the regulatory committee, the FBI would have the green light to unleash its capabilities – known as “network investigative techniques” – on computers across America and beyond. The techniques involve clandestinely installing malicious software, or malware, onto a computer that in turn allows federal agents effectively to control the machine, downloading all its digital contents, switching its camera or microphone on or off, and even taking over other computers in its network

FBI demands new powers to hack into computers and carry out surveillance [Ed Pilkington/The Guardian]

(Thanks, Melted_Crayons!)

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02 Nov 19:12

There's A 'Minecraft' Version Of Disney World, And It Might Be Better Than The Real Thing

by Karyne Levy

Magic Kingdom Minecraft

One uneventful Friday night, I decided to visit Disney World. I'd been once before, packing all four parks into five days. It was intense, and I didn't get to go on all the rides. 

This time I wanted to take it easy. So I wandered around the Germany Pavilion at Epcot. I rode on Pirates of the Caribbean at Magic Kingdom. Twice, actually. I ate some snacks so I wouldn't die. 

Oh, and I did all of that from my couch in "Minecraft."  

Someone built a 1:1 scale of Disney World in "Minecraft," which is the game that Microsoft recently paid more than $2 billion to own.

"Minecraft" is what's called an open-world sandbox game, where players can build amazing creations, walk endlessly, or even play against each other online.

The multiplayer functionality of "Minecraft" is where people from all over can participate and play with each other in the same virtual world. Some people even host their own servers. There are hundreds if not thousands of gorgeous creations in the game, ranging from entire cities to replicas of real-life landmarks.

Once Upon A Dream

And that's where Disney World comes in, or as it's called in "Minecraft," the MCMagic server. 

The brains behind the magic is David Wasman, who goes by the name TheRealDuckie in the game. 

David WasmanHe started out building the castle with a couple friends. He then saw on the "Minecraft" subreddit that someone else had built the front train station. 

"I put two and two together, and figured I could put each one on opposite ends of Main Street, and then it just blew up from there," Wasman tells Business Insider. 

He then got to thinking that there are thousands of people who would never have a chance to make it to Disney in their lives. So he started a free server running out of his bedroom to give people an opportunity to visit the park. 

"The server could only handle around 20 people at the time," he laughs. 

Through word of mouth, other builders from around the world pitched in to help him create more of the park, brick by brick. The number of people willing to help out grew, and three years later, the entirety of Disney World was online and accepting hundreds of visitors a day. 

Peter Pan ride Minecraft

"I knew I had something," he says. "I knew that being able to take from that magic that Disney already created, I can't take any credit for that. But I can at least continue it in some way. It's an homage, really."

Building a team to help create stuff for a "Minecraft" server is a well-known part of the "Minecraft" world. Ever since Mojang (the maker of "Minecraft") allowed people to host games on their own servers, there have been teams of people offering their building expertise to help make each server unique.

One of those teams, called ChiseledBrick, was started by a 13-year-old. People can spend anywhere from $50 all the way up to $200 per build, depending on various factors, such as the size of the build and the level of detail involved.

"It's usually a form of investment. A server usually wants to have a good spawn area because it is the first impression of the server," ChiseledBrick founder Justin Wang says.

Spawning is where a player is placed in the game world once they sign on. Or where they are "reborn" after they die. 

In MCMagic, there's no dying. It's strictly for wandering around and checking out the parks. The spawn area looks like the front entrance to Disney World, the ticketing and transportation center. You can read about different aspects of the park, and learn how to do things and which commands to type in.

The best part is that you don't actually have to walk anywhere. For example, you can just type in that you want to go to the Magic Kingdom, and you're magically transported to Main Street.

Main Street in 'Minecraft'

Magic Everywhere

MCMagic is completely nonprofit. Any money that they make from donations goes right back into supporting the servers. 

"I've paid, for the history of the servers, about 90% of the costs out of pocket," Wasman says. "I've spent well over $16,000." 

Magic Kingdom Orlando, FloridaThere are hundreds of "cast members," too, who help guests find things and make sure that everything is running smoothly. They also ensure that the space remains family friendly. There are constant reminders in the chat area on the left that no foul language will be tolerated. 

"We are very big on the safety of our guests," Denise Neill, one of MCMagic's moderators, tells Business Insider. "We have a very young user base. We don't allow any profanity, outside links, or any advertising on the server. Our goal is to make sure that when you come here, you know that your 7-year-old is not being approached by anyone who can get them into trouble."

And even those cast members run the place on a volunteer basis. People who hang out on the server often enough and want to help out even further, whether by acting as a tour guide or a moderator, have to submit an application. 

Neill stumbled on this server before taking a trip to Disney World with her husband, and just fell in love with it, she says. She's been helping out with the server on and off for about three years, all as a volunteer. 

"It's just so much fun," she says. "I've learned something new every day, and I've built really good relationships with people I've known for three years here."

She said it's not uncommon for people who meet on the MCMagic server to hang out in real life, and even meet up in the real Disney World. 

Do You Want To Build A Theme Park?

In order to get Disney World looking like the real thing, the team solicits help from Disney fans.

They ask people who are going there to take detailed pictures, they use aerial images from Google, and they've even found the blueprints to some of the rides in order to build them to scale.

The amount of detail is insane. You can download what are called "resource packs," that allow you to experience the parks as intended. And that even includes the music. And the shows, such as "Fantasmic."

And people love it. "At this time, we've had around a quarter of a million guests on our server," Neill says. "I remember when we had a party for our 5,000th guest. We get a new player every few minutes." 

But thanks to the quick way of getting across the parks, there aren't any crowds to deal with. 

Sorcerer's hat Minecraft

To Infinity And Beyond

There aren't any plans to expand beyond Disney World. They'll never build the Disneyland in California, or any of the other parks around the world. 

But that doesn't mean the work is over with the parks. Cast members in MCMagic are constantly building new things, ranging from changing up the different seasonal decorations, to huge projects like new rides or attractions.

For example, it was just announced that they're removing the sorcerer's hat from Disney's Hollywood Studios. So it's only a matter of time before they remove it from MCMagic. 

"They will never be done," Neill says. "This is a work in progress forever. You have to remember that Disney changes every six months. That means something new is coming."

SEE ALSO: These Video Game Images Of Paris Look So Vivid, We Mistook Them For The Real Thing

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02 Nov 17:57

November 02, 2014


You suck, humans!
31 Oct 17:02

Leaks to US news media are as bad as terrorism, says new Defense directive

by Xeni Jardin
"Unauthorized disclosures of classified information, leaks to the news media, acts of espionage, and certain other information security offenses are now to be collectively designated as 'serious security incidents,' according to a Department of Defense directive that was published this week." [FAS]

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31 Oct 16:59

How Prince of Persia's famous jump animation was made

by Rob Beschizza

1989's Prince of Persia, by Jordan Mechner, featured superbly realistic animation when such things were a rarity in computer gaming. Now, two decades later, he's published the original footage of his little brother leaping to and fro, from which each frame was traced and digitized. princeofpersiajumping

Jordan began his pioneering work while still an undergraduate at Yale University. Dissatisfied with the stilted movement of characters in computer games, Jordan borrowed the technique of rotoscoping that he had learned about in his history of cinema class. In 1983 he began experimenting by filming his karate instructor, Dennis, doing a variety of martial arts moves. Then he traced images from the film and used a Versawriter graphics digitizer tablet to copy the images onto the computer. On March 19, 1983, Jordan finished a test of this to see if it would work in a game he was developing, and in his diary he recorded his excitement: “When I saw that sketch little figure walk across the screen, looking just like Dennis, all I could say was “ALL RIGHT!”” Jordan’s game Karateka (1985), a Japanese-themed karate game, became the best-selling title in the country and Jordan had established himself as a video game designer even before he had graduated

Here is Ben Kingsley, villain of the movie version of Prince of Persia, being wrong about experimental rotoscoping footage. giphy

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31 Oct 03:36

"Great Scott, It's Ghostbusters!"

by Brad
6ba
31 Oct 01:59

Nottingham's National Videogame Arcade could be the best museum ever

by Jamie Rigg
Bewarethewumpus

I was all ready to put up the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas, but this kinda leaves the HoF in the dust. Still my favorite place in Vegas.

Nottingham's probably best known for its infamous sheriff, but next year it'll have another claim to fame when a museum dedicated to gaming opens in the city. The National Videogame Arcade, said to be "the world's first cultural centre for gaming,"...
29 Oct 19:03

God Loves Little Girls Who Stand Up For Others

Retail | Denver, CO, USA

(I’m a manager at a technology store and a lesbian. There are two men holding hands and giving each other little kisses every now and then, a woman who is trying her hardest not to look at them, and a mother and her five- or six-year-old daughter, all waiting in line. The two men get to the register.)

Man #1: “Hi, we were wondering if you do wedding registry here?”

Me: “No, sorry, we don’t. But my wife and I found when we were doing our wedding registry stuff that if you find a shop that doesn’t do a registry, just write down the SKU numbers so people can come in and—”

Woman: “Come on, none of us have time to be dealing with your little gay pride bulls***! None of you should be getting married anyway. It’s a sin!”

(I start to open my mouth, but the little girl stomps her foot and gives the woman the meanest look I have ever seen.)

Little Girl: “That’s not nice! You say you’re sorry, right now!”

(The woman is taken aback, but is not done with her rant.)

Woman: “I will not apologize to sinners! What they are doing is wrong! God hates people like—”

Little Girl: “No! Girls can like girls and boys can like boys. If God wanted boys and girls only to like each other then he would have made them only like each other! And don’t you know God loves everyone, even boys who like boys?!”

(The woman and the little girl look at each other for a good 10 seconds until the woman drops her items on the floor and storms out. The mother, the gay couple, and I are all speechless. Like a total boss the little girl takes the expensive robotic toy from her mother and walks to the counter.)

Little Girl: “I want this, please!”

Man #2: “My soon to be husband and I would like to pay for that.”

Me: “And wouldn’t you know it, we give 50% discounts to amazing little girls here!”

29 Oct 19:02

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29 Oct 16:57

Geese

Anyway, that's a common misconception. Geese live for a long time; all the ones we can see will probably keep flying around for billions of years before they explode.
28 Oct 01:07

Genius app instantly solves math problems

27 Oct 23:08

Cosmo Confession [via]



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