oh my god i have to draw you
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thepoliticalfreakshow: “Reasons.” Police Violence. America.
Koch compares agenda with civil rights movement
bernotfuck this guy
creepingmuse: mewbutts: internetexplorers: when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of...
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be
We believe the dark glasses may be a sign that the deceased wished to hide their guilty eyes from St. Peter, who guarded the gates of heaven. Their true ritualistic use is unknown.
dontbeanassharry: aroacelukeskywalker: nursenotes: 1. Fist:...
1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end
2. Flick the blue cap off
3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams.
- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!
Oh my god.
So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them.
Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.Don’t be wimpy about it, either. I know friends who are like, “but idk if I could stab you with a needle!” Please stab me with the needle, don’t be hesitant about it.
In my case (I can’t speak for all allergies), an epi buys me 20 minutes of breathing to get to the hospital. It is not a magic bullet, it’s a few critical minutes to help get me where I need to go.
mercurialistheather: I AM THE PRINCESS KING Find your way!
Masturbator of puppets: The anatomically correct GG Allin marionette
bernotTW puppet peen
GG Allin marionette
There are entirely too many times during the day that while doing important “research” for DM, I audibly utter the words “I can’t.” However, after learning of the existence of a GG Allin marionette, I wasn’t even able to muster a sound in...
cursedkennedy: jaanfe: bridjett: bellpincher: shit, calm...
shit, calm down donna
THIRSTY.
A mess!!! Donna he is a cartoon mascot!!
Im donna
eery-xyz: celestial-fruits:Not sure how to finish this...
bernotartcatte
Not sure how to finish this painting…
it looks like the cat is shyly showing off its art. Which is nice.
Fonda, 22“I love wearing pieces with a story: pieces that remind...
Fonda, 22
“I love wearing pieces with a story: pieces that remind me of what I have done, where I have been, or of my loved ones. Now I’m wearing a skirt that I found at the Fruitvale BART station while waiting for a friend so that we could go to a woman’s studio to dance with her snakes, a top that used to be owned by a belly dancer, earrings that my lover found at the flea market, a necklace that I made with bones from an owl pellet, and Docs because every lady needs a pair of kick-ass boots.”
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Profits and Process
Hovertext: This comic officially not in relation to anything.
New comic!
Today's News:
Tickets for BAHFest East are now on sale!
These tickets have sold out early every year so far, and the student tickets (available to students from any university) usually sell out very quickly. So, if you want to guarantee a spot, and see people like Rosemary Mosco, Abby Howard, and Max Tegmark, please book soon!
Janis Joplin's high school yearbook photo, 1960
the gothest sentence in existence
floozys: our shop cat thomas just had to have surgery and they...
our shop cat thomas just had to have surgery and they had to shave his knees and now he looks like one of those jackets 😭😂
"When I meet other people my age and tell them what I do for a living (only after unsuccessfully..."
When I meet other people my age and tell them what I do for a living (only after unsuccessfully avoiding it), after the usual what kind of music, name of the band questions, etc., things turn to my thoughts on the merits or lack of in today’s pop music. Sometimes I think they want me to reassure them that they are not just turning into old assholes. Saying the same things old assholes said about them and their music. In order to determine if you’re turning into an old asshole, you have to accept the fact that the rate at which a society progresses can be measured by the rate at which it’s old assholes die or accept their irrelevance. Since we can’t change your life expectancy let’s focus on relevance.
Why was your music all that anyway? If you’re thinking “because they played their own instruments” you may be becoming an old asshole.
Why?
Ted Nugent plays an instrument. What is he? You guessed it. I was even young enough once to think he had something meaningful to offer the world.
Basically every generation deserves a chance to get it wrong! And if you think the one coming up is going to get it any more wrong than yours did; congratulations!
You’re an old asshole.
Don’t be an old asshole.
”- Mike Cooley, poptimist (via thepretender)
dacadaca: iwillbeyourhands: androdjinni: youdlikethis: Actual...
Actual graphic from the Panama-Pacific International Exposition of 1915.
Your eyes are an ocean.
Your breasts are also an ocean…#daca #this looks oddly like your drawing style omg
drawing ocean lesbians since 1915
2015 U.S. Trans Survey Is Coming August 19th
bernotpass it on
Here’s the always awesome Ignacio Rivera with a few reasons why it’s important, and I’ll add myself that having published some scholarship on trans issues, the last survey provided much needed data and continues to be cited in necessary ways.
bathorycassette: bathorycassette: the record shop near me just...
the record shop near me just isn’t having it anymore
i thought this was gonna get like 5 notes wtf
speciesbarocus: Illustrations to the Book of Revelation...
Illustrations to the Book of Revelation (1909).
The stile follows the early 17th century’s Old Believers’ manuscript tradition [x]
Roy, The Telekinetic Child-Owl (1973-1979)
In 1973 the council engineered a genetically modified creature called Roy. He was the result of cross-breeding barn owls with surplus human infants raised by prying, judgemental, lower-middle-class parents. Roy was cloned and delivered to every family in Scarfolk. His job was to oversee domestic affairs, and, if any family member deviated from officially sanctioned activity, Roy was to berate them by tutting and shaking his head.
Unfortunately, there had been a clinical oversight. Volatile poltergeist DNA had accidentally contaminated Roy's genes when a careless scientist left open a lab window which looked out onto a supernatural-energy processing plant. Instead of the envisioned tutting and head-shaking, Roy flew into violent rages, triggering major telekinetic events. There were reports of Roys decimating entire families and, in one case, allegedly annihilating an entire housing estate.
The council was under pressure to recall the defective owls, but because there had been a sudden drop in the numbers of families claiming benefits, it announced instead that Roy was a resounding success and millions more of the human-owl hybrid were commissioned by the police and social services.
lotusgurl: victoriousvocabulary: MELOMANIA[noun]an extreme...
MELOMANIA
[noun]
an extreme love for music.
Etymology: from Latin melos (music) + Greek mania (madness).
So me.