Hpecker

danieljlayton:

cosette-crossing:

phobias:

knocking down dominos made of dominos 

HOLY SHIT

This is SO SATISFYING to watch.

axleheart:

Life Hack: Shoot yourself

Client: The video you sent me has no audio - no music, no sound, no nothing! I can’t believe you messed this up, I was explicit about what I wanted.

Me: The video I sent has audio. I’m double-checking checking the file right now.

Client: It’s not working. And I specifically told you I wanted music and everything. I don’t know how you can make such a stupid mistake. I mean, really.

Me: Are your speakers on?

Client: …

Me: Hello? Are your speakers on and are you sure they’re -

Client: Okay, I managed to fix it. 

Goddamn, seriously. Fuck off if you’re more mad about someone daring to be impertinent to racists than, you know, actual racists.

acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

Riker’s ass lasers cause 20% of all first contact

How can you love someone, but also find them really annoying?

The Earl of Lemongrab is an example of the Jason Schwartzman paradox.

aslimshadylady:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

Throwback Thursday

deducecanoe:

ambienne:

This tweet means a lot to me.

Yes.

misswallflower:

Crocheted Wire Sculptures by Ruth Asawa , 1926 –  2013

“Art is doing. Art deals directly with life.”

An amazing artist. I love this woman.

jeanmarcoing:

Careful, the water’s a bit nippy today.

Client: I want the site in multicolor Comic Sans, on a blue background, with plenty of funny animated gifs and sound effects.

Me: I can do that, but I think that it would turn out horrible.

Client: Just kidding, I was making sure that you’d stop me if I ever suggested something like that. I’m emailing the brief now…

kateoplis:

How many people are in space right now?

kateoplis:

Arizona State University
Butte-Glen Community College District
Occidental College
University of California-Berkeley
University of Southern California
Regis University
University of Colorado at Boulder
University of Colorado at Denver
University of Denver
University of Connecticut
Catholic University of America
Florida State University
Emory University
University of Hawaii at Manoa
University of Idaho
Knox College
University of Chicago
Indiana University-Bloomington
Vincennes University
Amherst College
Boston University
Emerson College
Harvard College
Harvard University—Law School
University of Massachusetts-Amherst
Frostburg State University
Michigan State University
University of Michigan-Ann Arbor
Guilford College
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
Minot State University
Dartmouth College
Princeton University
Cuny Hunter College
Hobart and William Smith Colleges
Sarah Lawrence College
Suny at Binghamton
Denison University
Ohio State University
Wittenberg University
Oklahoma State University
Carnegie Mellon University
Franklin and Marshall College
Pennsylvania State University
Swarthmore College
Temple University
Vanderbilt University
Southern Methodist University
The University of Texas-Pan American
College of William and Mary
University of Virginia
Washington State University
University of Wisconsin-Whitewater
Bethany College
West Virginia School of Osteopathic Medicine

tastefullyoffensive:

Life Hacks for Everyday Problems [thechive]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

thesoftghetto:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

This would be a great damn movie

nevver:

The meandering Mississippi

flyingzombies:

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

And when they leave say, “thanks for coming”

sapphirefiber:

fastcompany:

These 3-D Printed Houses From China Appear In Just A Few Hours

They won’t win any beauty contest, but a Chinese company has figured out how to print practical homes from waste materials—all for half the cost of conventional construction.

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When a technology is versatile enough that similar techniques can be used for building houses and growing new organs, you know you’re on to something.

thadoxtor:

Illuminati. Watch out everyone

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

neutraltugboat:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

sandslashing:

catchy songs

catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS

i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song

ERREBODY GET UP

blinkingkills:

mayahan:

Cartoon Handbags

this is confusing my eyes