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justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

How could you improve on that?

WE’RE GONNA WIN THIS YEAR LOL

Client: Write X but circle it. Circle it so that it shows it’s not so important.

Me: But a circle would make it stand out.

Client: No, no, not a circle – a circle like you use when something’s not important.

Me: (patience ebbing) We can put it in parentheses… is that what you mean?

Client: No, like the little circles that are on the 9 and the 0 on the keyboards.

Me: Yes those are parentheses, like brackets.

Client: Yes, yes, brackets. That’s what I meant, but just not so square. More rounded.

A better way to spend your creative energy might be to throw this shitty idea in the trash can.

"Bluddy Mary: A Psycho-Thriller"  #drunkjcrew @drunkjcrewuguys  #HappyHalloween

Ok, that’s kind of funny.

TBT

piecomic:

Kool Tips From Kool Kevin

The sleeping gypsy is lying

The Sleeping Gypsy (1897), Henri Rousseau / 3005, Childish Gambino

flyartproductions:

The Sacrament of the New Workout Plan

The Sacrament of the Last Supper (1955), Salvador Dali / The New Workout Plan, Kanye West

overhumor:

i love the internet it is such a helpful place

theysayimpsychodiaries:

_{Chimamanda Adichie - The Danger of a Single Story (TED Talks 2009)}

Tell me again, what did you say about representation not being important?

One of the best Ted Talks I’ve heard.

Client: Hi, I got this email. What does it mean?

I look up his file and find the email, which spells out the situation very clearly.

Me: I’m looking at what we sent you. Where’s the confusion?

Client: Oh, I didn’t read it; I’m just wondering what it is for.

Me: Why don’t you take a moment to read it?

A few moments go by.

Client: Okay! Thanks for your help! Bye!

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vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

Blow the smoke straight up to the cloud like

The Smoker Peasant (1888), Vincent Van Gogh / My Yout, Joey BADA$$ ft. Collie Buddz

Client: We need to get the idea of faxing orders out there more.

She had me pepper the website with the phrase “For faster service, fax your order to XXX-XXX-XXXX”, even in places where it made no sense to display.

They actually wanted to dissuade people from using the website’s order form simply because the owner is “getting a ton of emails.”

Yes, this was in 2014.

That would be perfect.

The Whistle Activity Monitor For Dogs is a bluetooth collar that pairs with your phone, allowing you to track your dog’s food intake and exercise habits. If you’ve been struggling to micro-manage your dog’s carefree, happy life of treats and running around the yard to sniff things, this is the e-dingle for you. Plug your dog’s stats into the app and hitch them to your hell-existence of daily data entry.

At least it’s not as expensive as the Tractive GPS Pet Tracker, whose apparent use is to enable you to let your dog wander around freely all day, coming back only at night for device syncing and data transfer.