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knightscrest:

it’s like the super bowl but 

• you have two football fields placed in a cross formation
• two teams play at once 
• whatever happens in the middle happens
  

Van Gogh knows that LoveHate thing

Cafe terrace at night (1888), Vincent van Gogh / LoveHate Thing, Wale ft. Sam Dew

bonerfart:

this looks like the kinda pic 40 year old moms would post on facebook with the caption “the doctor said I could only have one glass of wine a day… I can live with that lol!”

I feel like racists always think everyone is as fucking stupid as they are?

theapatheticstag:

spoookiepie:

"Feminists are taking over Ghostbusters!", men say. "They’re ruining our childhood!"

Meanwhile little girls everywhere can no longer safely Google My Little Pony.

Shots fired

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

obviousplant:

I’m doing important work here

An e-mail exchange regarding an article for a scholarly publication:

Client:  Why did you take out all my exclamation points!?

Me:  As general rule, it’s best to avoid exclamation points in formal writing.  The strength of a sentence should rest on emphatic prose rather than emphatic punctuation.

Client:  But no one will know where the important points are!!!

Me:  I think they will if the points are made with clear, vigorous writing and simple periods.

Client: But that’s what exclamation points are for!!!!!!  Can we change those sentences to ALL CAPITAL LETTERS IN ITALICS?

pulpfictionarie:

woodenaxe:

Please stop sending “emojis”, or whatever they’re called to people. There are still people out there who don’t want a computer in their pocket and it’s fucking annoying to be constantly interpreting what these empty boxes could possibly mean. Remember this?:

:), ;), :-*, :(, :’(, >:(

I have been working as freelance costume designer and maker with a very small company. I’ve heard from other freelancers who’ve worked with them that they often didn’t get paid for their work. As the company was closing for Christmas and New Year and I hadn’t been paid yet, I told them I wouldn’t be returning until they paid me. A few days later, a random sum of money appeared in my account from the company.

Me: I see you paid me, but you owe me $1600, not the $1253.20 you transferred me. How did you come up with that number?

Client: We actually lost your time card and had no idea how much we owed you. We just picked a random number and gave it to you. Do you like the 20 cents?

Thankfully I took photos of my time card, so I will be getting the remainder paid in the New Year.

scienceyeah:

destinymc:

BRO

now you guys can finally take dick pics

youhavernail:

Can we please just take a moment to recognise the poor people that need help purely because they are 11 years old.

walkingfoxy:

look at this fat raccoon 

Dropping to my knees

From Robilant and Voena, Giovanni Boldini / Oops (Oh My), Tweet ft. Missy Elliot

clumsypot:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man

flyartproductions:

Milkmaid rollin that body

The Milkmaid (c. 1657-1658), Johannes Vermeer / Ignition, R. Kelly

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Creepin’ in the bed

In bed, the kiss (1892), Henri de Toulouse-Latrec / Creep, TLC

jdisapunk:

thesuperjew:

Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”

Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”

It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence

still relevant

flyartproductions:

The spirit of the dead reupholstered my pussy

Spirit of the Dead Watching (Manao tupapau) (1892), Paul Gauguin / Blame Game, Kanye West