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30 May 15:34

Turn Ice Cream into a Loaf of Sweet Bread

by Adam Dachis

If you want a loaf of sweet bread or a cake, starting with ice cream can save you a lot of time. Because ice cream contains many of the ingredients you need for these recipes—sugar, eggs, and fat—you can save yourself some time with just a few scoops.

All you really have to do is melt the ice cream, add flour, baking powder, and salt, and bake at about 350 degrees. When finished, you have bread! I've also heard that melted ice cream works as a substitute for the liquids you need for cake mixes and produces a more rich and moist cake. Check out the recipe at the Hungry Housewife for bread, and the post at WonderHowTo for additional possibilities.

Ice Cream Bread | The Hungry Housewife via WonderHowTo

30 May 02:38

Man Plays Guitar While Undergoing Brain Surgery

guitar-during-brain-surgery.jpg This is a video of actor and musician Brad Carter playing the guitar while undergoing brain surgery to repair damage done by Parkinson's. Sorry but brain stuff makes me queasy and I feel myself getting a little lightheaded so I'm going to copy/paste something now. Hopefully not an excerpt from my diary.
I sad next to Nancy on the bus today. She smelled like apricots.
I SAID NOT MY DIARY, DAMMIT -- something about brain surgery.
For this type of brain surgery, which is fairly routine, the patient remains awake and responsive for parts of the procedure to assist doctors with placing electrodes into the correct position. Carter made an unusual request: could he play guitar during the procedure to make sure everything was working properly, and to see if the shakiness in his hands was improving?
The procedure was a success and Brad is super excited to get back to making music. Good lookin', bro. I bet years from now we'll all be able to look back on this video and still experience the same sort of queasy nausea we felt today. That's something, right? Hit the jump for the video. Thanks to Grillonic, who's heard of brain surgery patients actually charging doctors and nurses for admission to their little concert.
30 May 02:14

Interview with Soviet-era TV ad director Harry Egipt: erotic ice cream and nightmare chicken

by Xeni Jardin
The weirdo Soviet-era television ads directed by Harry Egipt are the stuff of internet legend, and we've blogged about them here on Boing Boing many times over many years. His 30-second meditation on ground chicken meat is a surrealist vegetarian nightmare that pre-dates "pink slime" hysteria by half a century; his lightly erotic ice cream ads are stil creamily creepy. How wonderful that Dangerous Minds has tracked down the director himself, for an interview.

Given that the USSR didn't have a consumer-oriented market, what was the point, they ask? Egipt replies:

During Soviet times advertising had an entirely different purpose than it would have today. For example, it shows the absurdity of Soviet planned economy that the commercials produced by a state-funded agency were sometimes prevented from even being screened. The primary purpose of advertising was not to encourage people to consume, it was not to market a product or service, but rather to inform and educate people and shape their views on society in general as opposed to finding a market for a particular product. Advertisements were targeted at a wider audience, not at a specific group of consumers.

Soviet ads were absurdly twisted in the context of contemporary advertising compared to their capitalist counterparts. Selling a product was not as important as the entertainment value, thus making the ads themselves the product to be consumed. Products often vanished from the shelves without need for any advertising but ads were produced nonetheless. At other times an ad would be produced in hopes that, at the time of airing, a product would be available for sale. Quite often adverts provided a financial basis to make television programs – with less bureaucracy and more creative freedom. To this end my adverts possessed an artistic value and looked like music videos.

Read the rest: VEGETARIAN NIGHTMARES AND HOT CHICKS: MEET HARRY EGIPT, FORGOTTEN GENIUS OF SOVIET TV COMMERCIALS (dangerousminds.net)

    


30 May 02:06

New York PBS Station Wins At Advertising With Glorious Fake Reality Show Subway Ads

by Maske

So this is brilliant: Thirteen, one of New York’s PBS stations, has taken to the subways with a new parody campaign created by Chi & Partners to remind the world all they watch is vapid, useless garbage and we’re all becoming dumber for it.

Simple process: 1) Create ridiculous fake reality show posters, 2) Tell people they’re stupid for thinking this was real show, 3) Profit?

I’m rarely pro public shaming, but I couldn’t be more for it in this case. We need to be reminded regularly that our culture is decaying and that the glorification of talentless a-holes is part of the reason why as often as possible. And if that comes with bonus mime jokes and taglines like, “It’s sew on,” all the better. Bravo to all involved.

The four other variations of the campaign, via Entertainment Weekly, after the jump.

Entertainment Weekly via The Clearly Dope

28 May 23:50

Scarlett Johansson rumored to be in the running to play former First Lady and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton in the upcoming biopic, "Rodham."

27 May 22:37

05.27.2013

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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27 May 20:32

US entertainment industry to Congress: make it legal for us to deploy rootkits, spyware, ransomware and trojans to attack pirates!

by Cory Doctorow


The hilariously named "Commission on the Theft of American Intellectual Property" has finally released its report, an 84-page tome that's pretty bonkers. But amidst all that crazy, there's a bit that stands out as particularly insane: a proposal to legalize the use of malware in order to punish people believed to be copying illegally. The report proposes that software would be loaded on computers that would somehow figure out if you were a pirate, and if you were, it would lock your computer up and take all your files hostage until you call the police and confess your crime. This is the mechanism that crooks use when they deploy ransomware.

It's just more evidence that copyright enforcers' network strategies are indistinguishable from those used by dictators and criminals. In 2011, the MPAA told Congress that they wanted SOPA and knew it would work because it was the same tactic used by governments in "China, Iran, the UAE, Armenia, Ethiopia, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Bahrain, Burma, Syria, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Vietnam." Now they've demanded that Congress legalize an extortion tool invented by organized criminals.

Additionally, software can be written that will allow only authorized users to open files containing valuable information. If an unauthorized person accesses the information, a range of actions might then occur. For example, the file could be rendered inaccessible and the unauthorized user’s computer could be locked down, with instructions on how to contact law enforcement to get the password needed to unlock the account. Such measures do not violate existing laws on the use of the Internet, yet they serve to blunt attacks and stabilize a cyber incident to provide both time and evidence for law enforcement to become involved.

It gets better:

While not currently permitted under U.S. law, there are increasing calls for creating a more permissive environment for active network defense that allows companies not only to stabilize a situation but to take further steps, including actively retrieving stolen information, altering it within the intruder’s networks, or even destroying the information within an unauthorized network. Additional measures go further, including photographing the hacker using his own system’s camera, implanting malware in the hacker’s network, or even physically disabling or destroying the hacker’s own computer or network.

USA Intellectual Property Theft Commission Recommends Malware! (Thanks, Adam!)

(Image: [211/365] Off with her head!, a Creative Commons Attribution (2.0) image from pasukaru76's photostream)

    


27 May 19:30

How To Annoy Celebrities Using The New Gchat

Preto Piano

Hahahaha

The new Google Hangouts keeps trying to get me to video chat Katie Couric. Here’s why.

Via: Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images

Google just launched a new version of Hangouts that integrates it right into the Gchat spot on your inbox. For the most part, the Gchat experience is mostly the same, but there's one new feature that functions very differently. Your "buddy list" isn't just your contacts, it's a rolodex of all of Google+.

Type in a name into the chat search box, and it'll first give you results for people you know, and then starts giving you relevant results for strangers. When I tried searching first names using a dummy Gmail account with no friends or contacts, I still got tons of results for complete strangers, including famous people. It prioritizes verified or popular users when searching by first name only.

Basically, Hangouts is a White Pages that gives you access to Gchat anyone with a Gmail address. You don't need to know their email address, just a name. The ability to search out and then ask to chat strangers already existed in the Google+ world, but not right inside your Gchat window that lives inside your inbox.

Let's have some fun.

When I search the new Hangouts chat list for "Katie" with my personal email, I get results from my existing Contacts:

When I search the new Hangouts chat list for "Katie" with my personal email, I get results from my existing Contacts:

Just a bunch of people I know in real life. BOOOOOOORRRRRRRING.

But if I use a dummy account where I don't have existing contacts, a bunch of random Katies show up:

But if I use a dummy account where I don&#39;t have existing contacts, a bunch of random Katies show up:

It appears the results rank popular users at the top, hence Katie Couric. Katie is an verified Google+ user.


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27 May 19:20

Thousands of cave paintings have been discovered in Mexico

by George Dvorsky

Thousands of cave paintings have been discovered in Mexico

Archaeologists have uncovered nearly 5,000 cave paintings at 11 different sites in Mexico, the likely product of early hunter-gatherers. What’s even more remarkable is that the area was previously thought to be uninhabited.

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27 May 02:07

Google Earth enters fourth dimension, highlights humanity’s heavy hand

by John Timmer
Las Vegas grows, even as the water supply that feeds the growth is shrinking.

Roughly four years ago, Google engineers started working with the US Geological Survey to create what it's now calling Google Earth Engine. Thanks to NASA satellite imagery obtained as part of the Landsat program, the USGS has decades of historic images of the Earth from space, totaling somewhere in the neighborhood of 900TB of data. Google has now combed through these pictures, finding a series of consecutive images that collectively cover much of the planet's land surface. All of the images were chosen specifically for being cloud-free and having good lighting conditions.

To highlight some of the more dramatic changes, Google has made a few time lapse images of specific sites. The human touch is explicit in images like the deforestation of Brazil and the sprouting of palm-shaped islands off Dubai. But it's also present in the vanishing of the Aral Sea due to the diversion of its sources and the shrinking of Alaska's Columbia Glacier, which has been driven into a dramatic retreat by climate change.

So far, there are only eight image sets available, with no word on when we might expect further time lapses to appear. Because this is Google Earth, however, you can zoom and pan to any area of the globe you want. By centering on Lower Manhattan, it's possible to get a hint of the changes going on at the World Trade center site, and the greening of the new Brooklyn waterfront park is visible across the river.

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25 May 18:31

Roman Polanski complains birth control pills are ‘masculinizing’ women

by Agence France-Presse
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Ta explicado porque ele só pega menininha

Oscar-winning director Roman Polanski on Saturday blamed birth control pills for “masculinising” women, as he premiered what he called a satire on sexism.

Polanski unveiled “Venus in Fur” starring his wife Emmanuelle Seigner, which was the last movie in competition to be screened at the Cannes Film Festival.

Asked by a reporter how his views of women had changed over time, the filmmaker said he thought feminism and advances in contraception had blurred the distinctions between the sexes.

“I think that now offering flowers to a lady becomes indecent, that’s how I feel about it,” he told a news conference after a well-received screening of his film.

“I think to level the genders — it’s purely idiotic. I think it’s a result… of progress in medicine. I think that the Pill has changed greatly the woman of our times, ‘masculinising’ her — how would you say it?” he said, looking to his cast for a prompt.

He added: “I think that it chases away the romance from our lives and that’s a great pity.”

Polanski’s latest film captures the friction between a theatre director and an actress which plays out as a battle of the sexes.

“It’s the aspect of the sexism and the satire on sexism which was very seductive in this film. There’s this macho element in his character which is really coming to pieces and that was quite enjoyable,” Polanski told reporters, referring to the male character.

“Whatever people think and know about me, the ones that do know about me know that I am not this way,” he said with a smile for Seigner.

Polanski won an Academy Award in 2003 for his Holocaust drama “The Pianist” but did not pick up the prize in the United States, where he faces an outstanding arrest warrant for sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977.

The festival this year featured a number of controversial comments about women.

French director Francois Ozon, who presented a film called “Young and Beautiful” about a 17-year-old middle-class prostitute, told trade magazine The Hollywood Reporter that lots of women dreamt of selling sex.

“I think women can really be connected with this girl because it’s a fantasy of many women to do prostitution,” he said.

When challenged by the interviewer, he insisted: “It is the reality. You speak with many women, you speak with shrinks, everybody knows that. Well, maybe not Americans.”

Ozon later dismissed uproar over the remarks, saying he was only referring to women in his film.

25 May 18:10

DC heroes and villains invade Georges Seurat's “A Sunday Afternoon"

by Lauren Davis

Artist Rey Taira updates Georges Seurat's masterpiece of pointillism "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" by adding DC's superheroes. Behold, "Saturday Morning in Front of La Salle De Justice."

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24 May 21:06

#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat

by David Malki !

'Of course, sir. I'll have some muggers brought round.'

24 May 20:15

Yahoo! Is Trying To Buy Hulu

by The Cajun Boy

Well this is interesting: fresh off of buying Tumblr for a cool $1.1 billion, Yahoo! is making a bid for Hulu.

Reports Reuters:

Yahoo Inc has submitted a formal proposal to buy Hulu, joining a growing list of bidders for the video service owned by News Corp and Walt Disney Co, two sources with knowledge of the bid told Reuters on Friday.

As someone who once worked at Yahoo!, I think the reaction of Chris Lehmann, my former boss at Yahoo!, sums up my feelings about this perfectly…

24 May 00:34

Law enforcement guide to Satanic Cults, 1994: classic terror-TV clip

by Xeni Jardin

Via Dangerous Minds, a rare clip from a 1994 television program warning of the dangers that lurk within local neighborhood parks throughout America: namely, homosexuals and Satanists. More background on the series here. One word, people: mullet.

    


23 May 16:58

Presenting ‘Arrested Godfather’: The ‘Arrested Development’/'The Godfather’ Mash-Up

by Danger Guerrero

Yes, seven minutes is an eternity for a YouTube video. I know that. And I know that by posting this I am basically becoming this guy. But I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t pass along this excellent Arrested Development/The Godfather mash-up that the good folks at Slacktory put together, so work with me a little bit here, okay?

Anyway, if all this seems a little familiar, it’s probably because most of the parallels were pointed out a couple years ago, and this Reddit thread highlighting them has been picking up steam with the new Arrested Development season debuting this weekend. But that doesn’t make them any less true, and the video clips they selected really do drive home the similarities, so hey, if you’ve got a little time and want to see what happens when you put GOB’s words in Sonny Corleone’s mouth, this is the video for you.

23 May 01:06

If New Game Console Reveals Were Honest

If New Game Console Reveals Were Honest
23 May 00:10

the savagery of the iron man (41 Comments)

by kris

the savagery of the iron man

if someone has an iron and you don’t have an iron, advantage: them how do you know if someone is carrying a concealed iron? look for perfect pleats guys, there’s still time to get something from my $8 book sale! all my books are $8 each, and the prices on the posters and t-shirts have [...]
22 May 23:47

These 1,000-year-old coins could rewrite Australia's history

by George Dvorsky

Historians credit James Cook with discovering Australia back in 1770. But a long ignored discovery of five African copper coins in its Northern Territory, along with a map with an "X" on it, suggests somebody beat him to it — and by a long shot.

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22 May 22:03

Patton Oswalt's Improvised "Star Wars" Filibuster Gets Animated

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hahaha

The comedian’s 8-mintue epic Parks & Rec rant is even more incredible animated.

21 May 23:42

Pentagram Bikini: For the Sunbather Unafraid of Satanic Tan Lines

by Meredith Woerner

For the beach bunny with strong beliefs, or a strong desire for a Pentagram-tan-line chest. Either way, you do you girl.

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17 May 22:59

16 Things F. Scott Fitzgerald Doesn't Want You To Worry About

In 1933, Fitzgerald wrote an adorable letter to his daughter, who was away at camp. In it, he provided the secret to happiness.

The following is a letter F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote to his 11-year-old daughter when she was at camp. Prepare yourself for great wisdom...

The following is a letter F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote to his 11-year-old daughter when she was at camp. Prepare yourself for great wisdom...

Via: Hulton Archive / Getty Images

August 8, 1933

Dear Pie:

I feel very strongly about you doing duty. Would you give me a little more documentation about your reading in French? I am glad you are happy — but I never believe much in happiness. I never believe in misery either. Those are things you see on the stage or the screen or the printed pages, they never really happen to you in life.

All I believe in in life is the rewards for virtue (according to your talents) and the punishments for not fulfilling your duties, which are doubly costly. If there is such a volume in the camp library, will you ask Mrs. Tyson to let you look up a sonnet of Shakespeare's in which the line occurs "Lillies that fester smell far worse than weeds."

Have had no thoughts today, life seems composed of getting up a Saturday Evening Post story. I think of you, and always pleasantly; but if you call me "Pappy" again I am going to take the White Cat out and beat his bottom hard, six times for every time you are impertinent. Do you react to that?

I will arrange the camp bill.

Halfwit, I will conclude.

Things to worry about:

Worry about courage
Worry about Cleanliness
Worry about efficiency
Worry about horsemanship
Worry about. . .

Things not to worry about:

Don't worry about popular opinion
Don't worry about dolls
Don't worry about the past
Don't worry about the future
Don't worry about growing up
Don't worry about anybody getting ahead of you
Don't worry about triumph
Don't worry about failure unless it comes through your own fault
Don't worry about mosquitoes
Don't worry about flies
Don't worry about insects in general
Don't worry about parents
Don't worry about boys
Don't worry about disappointments
Don't worry about pleasures
Don't worry about satisfactions


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17 May 22:55

i got opinions

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Como que vocês não gostam de Dinosaur Comics??

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - cute - search - about
dinosaur comics returns monday! this weekend i'll be at TEDxUofT talking about TIME TRAVEL, maybe i will see you there? :o

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May 16th, 2013: I saw the new Star Trek movie last night and it has the XCV 300 in it! It's my favourite Enterprise after the Enterprice C. Anyway that's all I wanted to say

One year ago today: SECRETS OF THE BANKING PROFESSION

– Ryan

17 May 19:34

Snoopy’s theology

by Abraham
17 May 17:12

I'd Play Space With Him: Buzz Lightyear Imagined IRL

buzz-lightyear-in-real-life.jpg This is a shot of Toy Story's Buzz Lightyear imagined in real life by DeviantARTist DanLuVisiArt (follow the link for a story the artist made up about Buzz that's really touching). He looks like a pretty cool dude. Also, kind of like John Hamm, who's seen me stall my car trying to pull out of a parking space before. Which, for the record, never would have happened if I hadn't seen him standing there. I got nervous, like trying to pee with a breathtakingly handsome man watching. Thanks to Cammie, who said something entirely inappropriate about what she'd do to Buzz which I can't even repeat here, but yes, it did involve a jetpack.
17 May 04:05

Rumor Alert: Yahoo Is Buying Tumblr for a Billion?

by Sam Biddle
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puta que me pariu fodeu

Yahoo has a problem: it has no idea what it's doing, or how it's going to do it (outside of teenage dream hires). Some people who claim intimate knowledge say the company is going to do it by throwing a serious Hail Mary: buying Tumblr for $1,000,000,000. That's one billion.

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16 May 21:29

I Wonder Where We’re Going…

by Steve Napierski
I Wonder Where We're Going

Damn you, Zac Gorman! Making me feel sorry for something that looks like this:

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16 May 21:09

Venezuela running out of toilet paper: report

by Stephen C. Webster

Venezuela’s socialist government is scrambling to find new sources for toilet paper as consumer supplies run out nationwide, according to The Associated Press.

Shortages of key supplies like milk, sugar, coffee, butter and cooking oil have grown much worse in just the last month, amid a decade-long trend of rising inflation and increasing consumer prices.

Venezuelan Minister of Commerce Alejandro Fleming told state-run AVN News that the government would respond by “saturating the market” with 50 million rolls of imported toilet paper, in hopes of calming the populace. However, CNN noted that he also said Venezuelans go through about 150 million rolls of toilet paper every month, so it’s not clear how far such a gesture will go toward stemming the tide of discontent.

The post-Chavez government, faced with these historic shortages, has in recent weeks been making a big show of trying to boost production of basic goods in the country.

President Nicolas Maduro on Thursday agreed to stop attacking billionaire Lorenzo Mendoza, the president of the nation’s largest company, for failing to spend his money to help the people, offering instead to start working with him on ways to increase consumer production. The public hatchet-burying came less than a week after the president was parading with Brazilian officials who pledged confidence in Maduro’s presidency and increased trade between the two nations.

Lower-level socialist bureaucrats are also scrambling to set up business roundtables to discuss how more goods can be produced locally, according to AVN News. Venezuelan Vice President Jorge Arreaza also announced on Wednesday that a tax on the import of capital goods had been waived.
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["Stock Photo: Empty Roll Of Toilet Paper" on Shutterstock.]

16 May 19:28

A blind man talks about what attracts him to a woman

by Abraham

Tommy Edison describes attraction to the opposite sex when looks aren’t a part of the equation…

Here’s a summary of his simple but profound explanation…

The only way I can find somebody attractive is by knowing them.

Previously from Edison…

16 May 04:59

Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey explained in 1968 Howard Johnson's children's menu

by Mark Frauenfelder

It's hard to describe how much I like this.