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31 May 23:18

laughingsquid: Sleepy Cat Doesn’t Want to Leave Its Warm Bath

31 May 23:18

"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are..."

“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”

- Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
31 May 20:22

taylorton147: kiss-through-the-veil: lurkerviolin: meeshburgas...



taylorton147:

kiss-through-the-veil:

lurkerviolin:

meeshburgas:

You guys.

Ohmygod, you guys…

I found out where those gifs came from.

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…I was not ready for this

Oh great, I’m on the weird side of tumblr again.

What the actual fuck.

31 May 20:13

Blessed be the scriptmakers.

scarygodmother:

Disable the like/unlike animations.

Fix the borked wrapped tags.

Make the text in quote posts a reasonable size.

not to get all up in the “hatin’ on change” bandwagon, but….

why doesn’t the tumblr team actually ask what we, the end-users, want to have as enhancements?

why are they giving us this other garbage instead of what we’ve determined, as the actual users of the system, would be of most value to improve the experience here?

i’m asking this as a 16-year veteran of user experience design and as a designer who relentlessly polls her user base to make sure i’m building the best experience possible.

you know where our best enhancements come from on my project? user support email. it’s all right there, right in front of us… and likely in front of tumblr too.

was there some overwhelming support mail deluge that suggested we needed animated flying hearts? really?

love you tumblr, but you’re doing this part wrong.

</rant>

31 May 20:12

Mojito Jello Shots

by elsiecake

Best mojito jello shots!!!!Did you ever think you'd see jello shots on the blog? Ok, ok, but hear me out. These are so fun! I'm a sucker for jello inside a citrus rind! Get me every time. My soon to be sister-in-law made these really cute blue jello in orange rind snacks for my nephew's pirate themed birthday party. They were just jello, not jello shots. Just for the record. :)How to make mojito shotsHow to make jello shots in lime shellsI made these for a little get-together at my house last weekend, and they went over really well. These are the perfect amount of lime and mint, in my opinion. They are very fun and refreshing. Add the rum if you want, or leave it out and just enjoy your cute jello creations. Either way these are worth the effort it takes to make a batch. Here's what you do:Mojito jello shot ingredientsMojito jello shots, makes around 32 if using lime rinds. Adapted from Food & Wine

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
3 envelopes unflavored gelatin
3/4 cup fresh lime juice
3 stems fresh mint leaves
1 cup white rum 

In a pot, combine the water and sugar over medium heat and stir until the sugar dissolves. Remove from heat and stir in the gelatin. Add the lime juice and 2 mint stems (with leaves). Allow that to steep for 12-15 minutes. Remove the mint stems and stir in the rum if using.How to make jello shotsIn the meantime hollow out your lime shells. This is probably the hardest part of making these. I used a small sharp knife to carve around the inside of the limes and then a mellon baller to scoop out the centers. If the insides don't look perfect don't worry! Mine looked far from perfect. Be sure to leave the limes cut in halves until after the jello has set, then you can slice them into wedges.

Fill each lime shell with the jello mixture and sprinkle in some chopped fresh mint (from the remaining leaves on that 3rd stem). Place in the refrigerator and allow to set for at least 3 hours.Mojito shotsMaking mojito jello shotsThese are a fun little party trick! I think I'm going to make these ahead of time for the next camping trip I go on. I'm going to be that girl who pulls out a tupperware of jello shots. Ha! Oh well, at least they are the cutest and most delicious little jello shots. That ups the classy factor, right? :) xo. Emma

31 May 20:11

05.31.2013

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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31 May 20:10

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31 May 20:10

Check out the new show segment called “Reboots, Remakes...



Check out the new show segment called “Reboots, Remakes and Dejavu” where Leah and Brenna debate the better film: Armageddon OR Deep Impact

Watch it and decide for yourself!

(by JustSeenItReviews)

31 May 20:10

mzseason: sawsbuckler: tastefullyoffensive: Fluffy...





















mzseason:

sawsbuckler:

tastefullyoffensive:

Fluffy Cows

[via]

I think we all need to have a serious discussion about these magnificent cows.

just as good as fat birdies but in a different way

31 May 20:09

fuckpalpitoad: people who use “freedom of speech” to excuse everything they say no matter how...

fuckpalpitoad:

people who use “freedom of speech” to excuse everything they say no matter how shitty or offensive it is

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31 May 20:08

libertybelle98: leotrio: mybandanaknowsitall: numberoneneverla...





















libertybelle98:

leotrio:

mybandanaknowsitall:

numberoneneverland:

JESUS FUCK THESE ARE THE BEST EVER

FUCKING CRYING

CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT THIS IS WHAT LIVING WITH KATRINE IS LIKE —katie

OH GOD I CAN’T

31 May 16:45

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by surajsharma
31 May 16:43

★Baubauhaus.

by poultergeist
31 May 16:36

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31 May 00:52

jakiiiro: Photographs taken inside musical instruments making...







jakiiiro:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

mierswa-kluska.

31 May 00:47

Solar power's epic price drop, visualized

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Solar power's epic price drop, visualized

As in, holy crap, we knew solar was getting cheap, but wow. Among energy afficionados, the precipitous decline in the price of solar cells is called "The Swanson Effect." And no – not after that Swanson.

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31 May 00:45

FOMO, A Parody Horror Movie Trailer About the Fear of Missing Out

by Kimber Streams

No emails. No texts. No hope.

Actress Anna Camp stars in this CollegeHumor parody trailer for FOMO, a horror movie that preys on the universal fear of missing out.

31 May 00:42

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31 May 00:33

05.30.2013

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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31 May 00:33

i had a random tumblr tab open,

amongst my bajillion tabs that are open, so i started there this evening.

i have no idea how long it’s been open. i have a few of these open tumblr instances, various states of “i’ll leave this here and get back to it, hate to miss anything…”

so if you start getting ‘likes’ from stuff you posted back in 1993, yeah… that’s me.

31 May 00:32

NGC 6960: The Witch s Broom Nebula

Ten thousand years ago, before the dawn of Ten thousand years ago, before the dawn of


31 May 00:18

The Free Little Library by Stereotank

by Christopher Jobson
Cooper Griggs

We have something similar in our neighborhood, but not as visible. Within weeks of it being put up, it got so full that people started piling books up around it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/coopergriggs/7981090701/

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

The Free Little Library by Stereotank New York libraries books

Recently installed in New York’s Nolita neighborhood the Free Little Library is a temporary outdoor shelving unit that functions as a free library. The clever design protects the books from the weather while allowing people to duck under a cover to see what’s available. The library was designed by Venezuelan design firm Stereotank as part of a collaboration with the Architectural League of New York and the Pen World Voices Festival who have selected 10 designers to build miniature free libraries in downtown Manhattan through September. Can’t wait to see the rest. (via designboom)

31 May 00:13

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31 May 00:13

Paint the Rainbow: New Street Art by Seth

by Christopher Jobson

Paint the Rainbow: New Street Art by Seth street art Paris

Paint the Rainbow: New Street Art by Seth street art Paris

I love this new piece by street artist Seth, spotted today in Paris. You may remember his work from a few weeks ago in the temporary gallery space at the shuttered Les Bains nightclub. According to StreetArtNews the piece can be found on Rue de Julienne right about here. (via this isn’t happiness)

31 May 00:12

Dark Roasted Blend: Future Tech Review

by autodidactic
30 May 20:23

sanchess : nastyaraj: too good! best pic in weeks, I guess

by joenagle
30 May 09:00

Russia Warns Obama: Monsanto

by snopes@snopes.com
Cooper Griggs

He should

Did Russian president Vladimir Putin threaten the U.S. over the Obama administration's support of Monsanto?
30 May 08:59

MAD FUTURE

by chaim
30 May 08:59

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by mysteryman
Cooper Griggs

NOT from the top of the stairs. ABOVE that.

30 May 08:58

KONKAS

by carlospaboudjian