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09 Apr 13:14

AVQ&A: Do you have any unfinished games you can’t bring yourself to give up on?

by Anthony John Agnello, Sam Barsanti, Matt Gerardi, Zack Handlen, Patrick Lee, Jake Muncy, Samantha Nelson, Derrick Sanskrit, John Teti, Nick Wanserski
Alecbugg

Unfinished games!? Picture of Yuna!? JARED DID YOU WRITE THIS!?

Welcome back to AVQ&A (Gameological edition), where we throw out a question for discussion among the staff and readers. Consider this a prompt to compare notes on your interface with games, to reveal your embarrassing tastes and experiences, and to ponder how our diverse lives all led us to convene here together. Got a question you’d like us and the readers to answer? Email us at avcqa@theonion.com.

This installment’s question comes from A.V. Club contributor Zack Handlen:

Every time I turn on my PlayStation 4, I see my unfinished copy of The Last Of Us. I know I should play it, but it never feels like I have enough time or I’m in the right mood. At this point, it’s been so long that I’ve forgotten how the controls work, and I’d probably have to start from the beginning, which makes ...

09 Apr 01:06

Best of Late Night TV: Louis C.K. Refused to Hire Jimmy Fallon in '90s, Rick Gervais' Awkward Man-Wich (VIDEO)

by Gina Carbone
Alecbugg

The Louis CK story is Hilarious

If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

Louis C.K. was on "The Tonight Show" and he and Jimmy Fallon discussed some personal history. Apparently Jimmy forgot, but he auditioned for Louis when Louis was the head writer for "The Dana Carvey Show" in the '90s. They were auditioning people to be in the cast and Jimmy came in - this adorable little boy (as Louis recalled). Jimmy played his guitar and had little troll dolls, then turned and wiggled his tight little a**. Jimmy argued that he definitely didn't turn and wiggle his butt several times. When the names came up for casting, all the women in the staff argued for Jimmy but Louis and the other guys argued against him. Louis said he would quit the show if they hired the kid. He now admits it was pure jealousy - Jimmy had all his hair and was cute and in shape and Louis was already sweaty and going bald and out of shape. So Louis torpedoed his shot, but look at Jimmy now. Jimmy: "You want me to thank you?!" This is probably how most casting decisions get made - based on the insecurities of the people in charge. Funny, though. Conan O'Brien had both Senator Elizabeth Warren and Ricky Gervais on the show - and it's a shame Sen. Warren didn't join the Man-Wich that Ricky made with Conan and Andy Richter. She kept things smart and classy. Ricky, on the other hand, was Ricky. In the Man-Wich, Andy and Conan were the bread, and Ricky was either the meat or the cheese. You have to watch these three grown men get into their positions, then Ricky asks Conan to just start interviewing him as if it's normal. It's too bizarre. Elizabeth Warren definitely should've just jumped right on this pile. Instead, she talked about her book, student loan debt, and raising the minimum wage. Rob Corddry, Megan Mullally, Tig Notaro were on "The Late Late Show with James Corden" and Tig said she'd like to host the next Oscars. Megan briefly hosted a daytime talk show and talked about that experience. Megan would rather be a late-night host, but "they never hire women, you might have noticed, for late night." The audience clapped, which confused Tig and Megan. "Are you in support of no women?" James joked that they were saying, "Yeah, another white guy!" Jon Cryer and Kat Dennings, who were just on "The Tonight Show" Monday night, sat down (separately) with Seth Meyers on Tuesday. Jon talked about writing his memoir, which happened because he lost a bet. He got a book deal within a week (sorry, struggling authors everywhere!) and discussed the sections on Charlie Sheen and his "hurricane" on "Two and a Half Men." Kat talked about dating Josh Groban and "2 Broke Girls" getting picked up for Season 5. She wants the broke girls to get rich for a season.

08 Apr 16:19

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Alecbugg

I am so fucking sick of that song



08 Apr 15:38

The cast of Twin Peaks made a video to bring back David Lynch and #savetwinpeaks

by Ross Miller
Alecbugg

This better work

"Twin Peaks without David Lynch is like a girl without a secret."

Today is the 25th anniversary of Twin PeaksAs foretold over two decades ago, the show is coming back for a limited run in 2016 on Showtime — but as of yesterday it'll be doing so without David Lynch, who dropped out over budget concerns.

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08 Apr 15:19

The Truth about Final Fantasy Summons

Alecbugg

He was the weirdest summon

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08 Apr 00:39

by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Alecbugg

I still want a carboat!

08 Apr 00:37

imoquest:Eternal torture



imoquest:

Eternal torture

08 Apr 00:31

Newswire: Statue of Lucille Ball terrorizes small town

by Sean O'Neal
Alecbugg

Yikes

I Love Lucy served as a cautionary tale of humanity’s capacity for sin—the pride, the avarice, and the envy that could cause an ordinary housewife to chase a showbiz career at the expense of her marriage, with the denial of those selfish dreams transforming her into a wrathful, wailing banshee. It’s a vision of a waking hell that still haunts generations of people, and particularly those who live in Lucille Ball’s hometown of Celoron, New York, where an artist has captured it all in one horrifying statue. And it’s a nightmare from which they’re now begging to be freed.

As reported by Yahoo News, local residents have gathered around a Facebook page called “We Love Lucy! Get Rid of This Statue” to complain about the work from artist Dave Poulin, who sculpted Ball in a scene from the classic “Vitameatavegamin” bit. That episode found ...

08 Apr 00:30

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Alecbugg

The power plants are the best





















07 Apr 16:49

Do not invite Game of Thrones' Jon Snow to dinner

by Ross Miller
Alecbugg

This is fantastic.

INCEST!

The premise is incredibly simple: "Jon Snow is a terrible dinner guest." And yet this Late Night with Seth Meyers segment works so well, thanks in large part to Kit Harington's commitment as a world-weary Stark taking a small respite from his Wall watcher occupation. It's smart, silly, and brooding.

Seth Meyers has been host of Late Night for just over 13 months, which in late night terms means he's still comfortably in experimental mode, and before that he was SNL's head writer and Weekend Update host for eight years. Just last month, Late Night's direct competition (CBS's Late Late Show) just introduced a new host, James Corden.

Beyond that, however, there is the internet. Meyers' predecessor Jimmy Fallon (now the host of The Tonight...

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06 Apr 15:05

Expert Witness: “I got 4 bikes”: 2 Nickelodeon Super Toy Run winners reminisce 20 years later

by Marah Eakin
Alecbugg

“Okay, the actual rules are, if things fall on the floor, that’s just as good in the carts.” I couldn’t believe that he was like, “Literally just knock things on the ground.”

This is a fun read

In entertainment, an awful lot of stuff happens behind closed doors, from canceling TV shows to organizing music festival lineups. While the public sees the end product on TVs, movie screens, paper, or radio dials, they don’t see what it took to get there. In Expert Witness, The A.V. Club talks to industry insiders about the actual business of entertainment in hopes of shedding some light on how the pop-culture sausage gets made.

Held annually throughout the ’80s and ’90s and subject to insane amounts of frothing rapture from kids everywhere, the Nickelodeon Super Toy Run gave one lucky winner five minutes to run rampant over a toy store. Whatever they took home, they kept, and that was that. It was a commercial-hungry kid’s dream come true, and a great bit of brand synergy between Nickelodeon, Kay Bee Toy Stores (now KB Toys), and Toys“R”Us ...

04 Apr 15:26

(photo via joegenoa)



(photo via joegenoa)

03 Apr 01:30

Presenting “💩” by Kid Hazo

by Conrad

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Kid Hazo
American, 21st Century

💩, circa 8:24am, April 1st, 2015
1/2″ Foamboard and M3 double-sided tape

Now showing on Oldenburg’s “Paint Torch” at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, with a limited run until a security guard or passerby decides to take it down.

For further examples of Kid Hazo’s work, click here!

 


Filed under: Around Town, Artist Installs, Street Art
03 Apr 01:29

A lesson learned

by Jonco
Alecbugg

AHHHHHHH

Lesson learned

Thanks sg

 

 

The post A lesson learned appeared first on Bits and Pieces.

03 Apr 01:29

Before the ‘Men In Black’ neuralyzer…

by Jonco
Alecbugg

Great flick

Neuralyzer

Thanks sg

 

 

The post Before the ‘Men In Black’ neuralyzer… appeared first on Bits and Pieces.

03 Apr 01:28

The Honest Trailer For 'Interstellar' Perfectly Sums Up Its Flaws

by Kelly Woo
Alecbugg

Good, not great

InterstellarLove it or hate it, "Interstellar" got a lot of people talking.

Christopher Nolan's epic space movie was a divisive one, and critics had many a bone to pick -- the science, the paradoxical storyline, the often-cheesy dialogue, and especially the ending. The folks at Honest Trailer did a great job summing up all of that in their latest video.

They mock everything from Matthew McConaughey constantly yelling "Murph!" to the pounding soundtrack ("like Hans Zimmer fell asleep on his organ"). As for the ending -- where McConaughey reunites with his daughter, then immediately leaves to find Anne Hathaway -- they had this to say: "It's not that we don't understand it; it's just really stupid."
02 Apr 16:28

Why Videogame Companies Should Trust No One

Alecbugg

Well that wouldn't be fair he'd kill everyone

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02 Apr 15:18

I miss Coppy. (photo via bg0)



I miss Coppy. (photo via bg0)

01 Apr 18:44

(photos via notp)



(photos via notp)

31 Mar 17:33

Don't Mess With Melissa McCarthy in New 'Spy' Trailer

by Kelly Woo
Alecbugg

Jason Statham?! Jude Law?! Rose Byrne!? Creator of Freaks and Geeks?! Spy Parody!? I"M IN

SpyCan't imagine Melissa McCarthy as a deadly and dangerous spy? Well, she can have "Cagney" (left fist) and "Lacey" (right fist) explain it to you!

In a new, longer "Spy" trailer, McCarthy transforms from a mousy, desk-bound CIA analyst to full-on Bond. She's tapped to lead a mission after the identities of the CIA's field operatives are discovered by villain Rayna Boyanov (Rose Byrne). Everyone, from her boss (Allison Janney) to a fellow agent (Jason Statham), doubts her ability to rise to the occasion, but this is Melissa McCarthy, folks! She's about to kick ass and take names.

"Spy" opens in theaters June 5.



31 Mar 17:31

SlowMo balloon pop

by Jonco

Slowmo balloon pop

via

 

 

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31 Mar 16:44

4gifs:Not sure what these are but I think they need petting....

Alecbugg

Adorable Overload



4gifs:

Not sure what these are but I think they need petting. [video]

31 Mar 16:39

Game of Thrones star to guest in Doctor Who's ninth season

by Susana Polo
Alecbugg

Worlds colliding!

Game of Thrones' Masie Williams will guest star in an upcoming episode of Doctor Who, according to a BBC press release. Williams plays the youngest Stark daughter Arya Stark, who's spent most of her time in the series masquerading as a boy and plotting nearly impossible revenge on those who have wronged her, though the newest season of the show some of that may be changing.

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31 Mar 16:37

Newswire: Daring to upset balance of nature, McDonald’s begins serving breakfast all day

by B.G. Henne
Alecbugg

!!!!!!

McDonald’s is planning a targeted roll-out of all-day breakfast menus, according to a new report from CNBC. Within the next couple of months, testing will begin to measure the profitability of allowing consumers to toss back a Sausage Egg McMuffin at seven in the evening.

As William Foster famously discovered, rules about when breakfast can be ordered tend to be fixed. While McDonald’s has historically argued that kitchen space limitations (and potentially the wrath of God) prevent it from serving all-day breakfast, Janney Capital Markets is quick to point out the obvious benefits for their client. Janney notes, “We believe customers generally want to see McDonald’s offer breakfast items all day.” Of course, that may just be another way of saying that customers generally want to get meat served in a flaky croissant, rather than a damp, forlorn hamburger bun.

The plan comes as McDonald’s faces ...

31 Mar 16:37

Newswire: The Arrow/Flash spinoff adds Doctor Who’s Arthur Darvill and Hawkgirl

by Sam Barsanti
Alecbugg

The White Knight!

The success of Jane The Virgin has temporarily delayed The CW’s transformation into a network that’s all about superheroes and undead teenagers, but it’s cramming so many masked vigilantes into its upcoming Arrow/Flash spinoff series that it’d need to have Jane The Virgin on every night in order to re-balance the scales. When the show—which we’d really like to start calling The Super Friendswas announced, we knew that Brandon Routh’s Ray Palmer, Victor Garber’s half of Firestorm, Wentworth Miller’s Captain Cold, and Caity Lotz’s (presumably) Black Canary would be joining it, and then The CW added Dominic Purcell’s Heat Wave for good measure.

Now, according to a pair of reports from Deadline, we can add two more heroes to the roster: Hawkgirl and Rip Hunter. The former will be played by relative newcomer Ciara Renée, who probably ...

31 Mar 15:57

acetaildog: I found this copy of you got served the other day...

Alecbugg

This is way better than Icing people


Found a copy of you got served so I did what any red blooded american would do.


Studio performance


These beats may cancel out sound but not this serving you getting


Love 2k


NBA2k Served


Hope its meat lovers


Just a slice of the serving.


Let me get a snack


Good luck eating that serving you just got.

acetaildog:

I found this copy of you got served the other day and decided to have a little fun with my family. 

31 Mar 15:56

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Alecbugg

hahaha laughing so hard at this



31 Mar 14:43

Great Job, Internet!: Can I Borrow A Feeling?: Ceremony mashed up with The Simpsons

by Annie Zaleski
Alecbugg

Hurtin hearts need some healinnnnnn

In the Simpsons episode “A Milhouse Divided,” Milhouse’s soon-to-be-divorced dad Kirk Van Houten draws a blob during a game of Pictionary and then melts down when his long-suffering wife, Luann, can’t recognize that the drawing represents “dignity.” One astute Simpsons scholar noticed that the album cover for Cali punk band Ceremony’s new album, The L-Shaped Man, bears a striking resemblance to said scribble. Fans then took things one step further and paired “Can I Borrow A Feeling?”—Van Houten’s ill-fated, lovesick attempt at re-wooing Luann—with Ceremony songs. Not surprisingly, the results are a marked improvement, obliterating the schmaltz of “Feeling?” in an explosion of hellfire hardcore aggression. Listen to one of these mashups below.


30 Mar 15:48

(photo by kbleu)



(photo by kbleu)

30 Mar 13:57

(photo via frogman7)



(photo via frogman7)