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17 Feb 15:30

Frozen In Time

by Jonco

Frozen in time


Thanks Bella



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22 Feb 19:41

It’s like a sauna in herre

by Jonco

It's like a sauna in herre




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23 Feb 19:44

Egg under water

by Jonco

Egg under water


 Here’s the video



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25 Feb 18:28

The real FBI just gave a shout out to Parks and Recreation's fake FBI agent

by Ross Miller

Less than 24 hours after Parks and Recreation said goodbye, @FBI — a sometimes sassy Twitter extension of an otherwise ominous government bureau — proceeded to backhand compliment one of the show's greatest characters: FBI agent Burt Tyrannosaurus Macklin, played by Andy Dwyer... played by Chris Pratt.

Your ways were unconventional, but you'll be missed Macklin. #ParksFarewell To learn about a real FBI career, visit

— FBI (@FBI) February 25, 2015

A real FBI career? A real FBI career? You son of a bitch.

Looks like our government has chosen to disavow all knowledge of a real American hero. Not to worry, though, we hear he has a bright future playing with animals and traveling abroad.

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25 Feb 03:00


26 Feb 14:05

Join us 3AM ET Friday as we liveblog all of House of Cards season 3

by Ross Miller

We're all getting just a Little out of control with this shit now, aren't we?

Last year, we stayed up all night and watched House of Cards' second season in its entirety from the moment it first became available, at 3:01AM ET. The resulting liveblog became an episode-by-episode compendium / purview into one's descent into madness. Needless to say, we're doing it again for season three.

This time, TC Sottek has foolishly agreed to join me in watching all of House of Cards season three starting this Friday, February 27th, at 3:01AM ET. We'll be chronicling our experience throughout each episode with minute-by-minute commentary and personal scribblings. We should wrap up around mid-afternoon and then promptly take naps on the floor.

Feel free to follow along live, but if you plan on taking your time with the...

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24 Feb 18:00

172. ISAAC ASIMOV: A lifetime of learning

by Gav


Isaac Asimov (1920-1992) was a writer, known for his contribution to science fiction (including The Three Laws of Robotics, I, Robot and the Foundation series) and his staggering work in other genres and non-fiction.

Asimov had a formal education in chemistry, earning his PhD and working as a chemist for the Navy during WWII. He taught biochemistry and later became a professor at the Boston Univeristy of Medicine, all while writing stories for fantasy magazines in his spare time. He finally left the University in 1958 to focus on writing. Asimov’s output was truly mind-blowing, writing over 500 (!!!) books and 90,000 letters. He said: “Writing is my only interest. Even speaking is an interruption.”

Asimov’s non-fiction books were mostly on astronomy, but his other titles covered general science, history, mathematics, physics, Shakespeare, the Bible and mythology. He was completely self-taught in these areas and was successful for being able to take difficult scientific concepts and make them entertaining for the general public. He said he could “read a dozen dull books and make one interesting book out of them.” To get some idea of how vast Asimov’s knowledge was, his books appear in nine of the ten Dewey Decimal Classes.

The quotes used in this comic are taken from a fantastic interview Asimov did in 1988 (which you can watch on YouTube). In it, Asimov predicts how in the near-future, personal computers will help anyone learn anything ‘that strikes their fancy’ in the privacy of their own home and at their own leisure. Of course, that prediction came true with the internet, and even though the technology from The Matrix isn’t available yet, where we could upload information directly into our brain and shout “I know kung-fu!”, it has never been easier to learn whatever you want, no matter how niche. Thanks to reader Jenny for sending me the quote and the Brain Pickings article that featured the interview.

RELATED COMICS: Carl Sagan Pale Blue Dot. Richard Dawkins The Lucky Ones. Albert Einstein A Human Being is Part of the Whole. Jack London I Would Rather be Ashes Than Dust.

- I admit not having read any of Asimov’s books. Where should I start? The Foundation series? His story Nightfall was voted the best short science fiction story of all-time, so maybe that?
– Asimov said that one of only two men he knew who was smarter than himself was his good friend Carl Sagan.

25 Feb 23:29

Newswire: Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist celebrates its 20th anniversary with a live show

by Katie Rife

I wish they'd use a screen a project squiggles over them

It didn’t make our list of the 26 best animated series of all time, but Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist still holds a squiggly, continuously moving place in The A.V. Club’s heart. That’s why we have complicated feelings about the upcoming Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist Live show at the Moontower Comedy & Oddity Festival.

Part of us is overjoyed that Jonathan Katz will return to the couch to analyze celebrity guests Andy Kindler, Emo Philips, Maria Bamford, Dom Irrera, Dana Gould, and Eddie Pepitone (plus special surprise patients!). We like all of them, and it’s been nearly eight years since the last time Dr. Katz received the live-show treatment. But another part of us is deeply, unhealthily envious, because the show is in Austin, Texas, far from The A.V. Club’s offices in Chicago. Perhaps we need to talk to someone about it...

26 Feb 06:00

Movie Review: Mads Mikkelsen takes revenge in the West in The Salvation

by Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

He seems like a guy who'd be great in a Western role

A throwback to the cynical spaghetti Westerns of the ’60s and ’70s, The Salvation stars Mads Mikkelsen as a Danish immigrant who finds himself squaring off against badmen in a decrepit one-saloon town where the undertaker doubles as the mayor and the preacher moonlights as the sheriff. Director Kristian Levring (The King Is Alive) reproduces the anti-capitalist, anti-clerical pessimism that animated so many of the Italian-made Westerns, and his cropped wide-angle compositions mimic the look of 2-perf Techniscope, the cut-rate widescreen process made iconic by Sergio Leone. And yet The Salvation never come across as a pastiche; the world of the spaghetti Western—that desertscape where filthy gunmen leer into frame and life is punctuated by sadism—doesn’t need winks or references to be appreciated, and Levring doesn’t offer any.

Mikkelsen plays Jon, a veteran of the Second Schleswig War—in which his native Denmark was defeated by ...

23 Feb 07:45

336 Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti, Adam Scott


Crazy, weird, and with Big Head himself

4 years ago, maybe the greatest recording in Earwolf history took place. Now, the Farts and Procreation crew aka Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti, and Adam Scott return for the fourth time to attempt to recreate the magic. Creak, slam, sit, and chill...
21 Feb 01:33

RIP Harris Wittels. 1984-2015.

There are so few people that you meet in life that give you that feeling that you’ve found a real unique, original person. Harris Wittels was one of those and we lost him yesterday. He was 30 years old. I’ve been devastated. 

I’m still waiting for the other phone call to let me know that Harris is okay and this was all a horrible misunderstanding. I don’t know when my brain is going to be able to process the terrible feeling that fills my heart with dread and my eyes with tears every 20 seconds when I realize this very special person is really gone.

So, I wanted to write something to share my stories about Harris and what he meant to me.

I first knew Harris as a standup. I’d have him open shows quite a bit, and he was always fantastic. As his career as a writer took off, he got busy. He’d say that he didn’t have time or wasn’t working on standup at the time. Sadly, he had just started back working his standup, which made me thrilled as a fan. His standup, like he his real life personality, was open, honest (way more honest than how most people refer to “honest” in their standup) and hilarious.

As a writer, we worked on two films that never saw the light of day. The first was Olympic Sized Asshole. The premise was Danny McBride and I were two best friends who lived in SC who’s girlfriends had a three way with a super handsome star Olympic athlete (think Channing Tatum). We did a rough outline of it together and then Harris went off to write the script.

Around this time in my career, I was very puzzled by film scripts. None of the ones I read ever made me laugh. I figured that I must not know how to read scripts properly. Maybe these things were funnier in person than on the page.

Then I got Harris’ first draft of Olympic.

Every page had a huge laugh. I couldn’t believe it. Jody Hill and I called each other and were just rolling about our favorite jokes.

I was DYING.

Here’s a little chunk I found looking through old notes. The script was just full of great jokes like this:


Another bit I loved was when Danny’s character and my character pitch a business idea in the beginning of the movie. 


There was also a part that would be played by Paul Giamatti. I think this was something he just added as a last minute addition that wasn’t even in the outline.


Eventually the project faded away as many movie projects tend to do.

But, after that, any time I worked on anything, I insisted that Harris Wittels be one of the writers. He was the first name I asked for every time. When I worked on the MTV Movie Awards. Those Randy videos for Funny People. Anytime I did a dumb commercial. Any time I needed to get joke writers, I always asked for Harris to help because he was truly the best of the best. And I was so lucky that he always said yes.

Most jokes when read by “comedy people” don’t get a laugh per se. You just read it and go, “Oh that’s funny” and you understand it would get a laugh. You eventually just know how jokes are constructed and you aren’t as easily surprised. Harris was part of that rare breed where you wouldn’t see his shit coming. His jokes were so weird, unexpected, often brilliantly dumb that they were in that ultra-exclusive club of ones that made comedy people laugh — and laugh hard. This was why Harris was such a go-to for everyone. Anyone that was ever in a writers room with him knew he was probably the funniest comedy writer out there. He was just a machine.

Remember the Obama-Galifianakis Funny or Die video?

Galifianakis: So are you gonna run a third time?

Obama: I don’t think that’d be a very good idea. That’d be like making a third Hangover movie.

I thought that was by far the best joke in that thing and maybe any thing I watched last year. I found out today that it was a Wittels original. Of course. 

Harris was also known as “the chuffah king.” Chuffah is the random nonsense characters in a scene talk about before getting to the meat of it that leads to story. Here’s one of the best chuffah moments from Parks from the “Hunting Season” episode:

Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Donna: I love breakfast cereal.

Harris excelled at coming up with hilarious, random nonsense like this. It was a tool that no one else seemed to have. I’m not a big podcast listener, but today I found out this was also kind of the fuel for Harris Foam Corner (or Phone Corner) from Comedy Bang Bang podcast, here’s a playlist that is filled with this kind of hilarious/awful nonsense from Harris:

Here’s some highlights I found on Tumblr today:

“One time I said to a guy that, ‘I loved learning new things. I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said NYMPHOMANIAC….so he fucked me. And I said ‘No, no no…I said INFO. I’m an INFOmaniac’ And he said ‘Well, here’s some info…you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.’”

“I hate smoking sections. Unless it’s Jim Carrey’s The Mask. Then the smoking section is my favorite part!”

“I’m not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I’m gay.”

Imagine being around a guy who was this uniquely silly all the damn time. That’s what it was like being in a writers room with Harris. It was just bullshit like this non-stop. And it was the best.

After we failed to get Olympic off the ground, we had another idea called BIG TIME. This was about myself and another guy becoming super famous after a video of us saving a bunch of little black kids from a burning fire went viral. Again the plan was that Harris and I would draft a story (this time with our friend Jason Woliner) and then Harris would bang out the script.

One of my favorite Harris stories was before writing this script we’d pitch the story to studios. In one part of the pitch, we had a bit where the two leads became quasi-famous and started attending B-level celeb parties. In describing this scene in our practice session, Harris would say, “Guys like Chris Pontius would be there.” I’d say, “Alright Harris, none of these execs know who Chris Pontius from Jackass is, don’t say that.”

At that point, he knew he had me. Every pitch, and keep in mind these are important pitches with studio heads, etc. - I would lead and then as soon as I got to that scene, he would throw it in with glee, “you know, guys like Pontius would be there.” He even dropped the Chris and was just saying Pontius. Last name only. Jason and I were dying. 

Then, in an even more absurd move, he added a second part to this bit. During the pitch, he started saying,  ”then the guys get famous and they do all the talk shows Letterman… Conan… Pontius Tonight…” To be clear, Pontius Tonight is a fictional show hosted by Chris Pontius that he made up just to make me laugh/fume. He said that execs would assume this was a real thing as to not seem out of touch. It was great. Harris would rather make all of us laugh than worry about jeopardizing these meetings.

He really seemed to relish getting laughs out of other comedians. Last night, the Parks writers staff and other friends shared Harris stories. One of my favorites was there was a serious email from NBC about a big sexual harassment seminar. Serious execs are CC’d along with Harris and the writers. Harris writes back, REPLY ALL, with this gem — now keep in mind EVERYONE is on this email, all the crew, so many higher level producers and execs, here we go:


As both our movies fizzled, Harris and I worked together on Parks and Rec. I was so thrilled when he got hired to be a writer and the episodes where he was on set were ones I looked forward to. A writer on set would pitch alternate jokes and help you if you didn’t feel a scene didn’t work, who better than Harris in that situation. Talking to other writers on the show today, it was clear Harris’ contribution to the world of Pawnee was immense. I’m sure he wrote many of the lines that made you laugh throughout the show.

Harris also eventually acted in the show as one of the animal control guys. Go on YouTube and watch this compilation, he is so hilarious in it:

I also want to say, besides being so unbelievably hilarious, Harris was truly a sweet guy. He was so lovable even when saying the most disgusting things. You just couldn’t help but love him. He had the most ridiculous opinions on everything from food to dating to music and he’d defend them to no end. He loved to make ridiculous boast that he insisted he could achieve. Here are a few that I compiled:

- Do as good a job as Trent Reznor scoring “The Social Network”
- Play against the Lakers and juke NBA point guard Steve Blake
- Hit an NBA 3-pointer
- Play right field in a Major League Baseball game, and catch a pop-up, and easily throw it back to the infield
- Act as well as any actor
- Every girl has, at minimum, a 20% crush on him

He was once adamant that he could taste the difference between all the major water bottle brands - and he did! He also once claimed he could beat anyone in the entire Parks offices at arm wrestling. Mike Schur gleefully egged him on: “Really, Harris? Anyone?” Harris said, “Yeah.” Then Mike beckoned John Valerio — a giant, muscular man with enormous arms — who worked in the editing department. Harris: “Shit! I forgot about Valerio. Come on, man!” Nevertheless, Harris went through with the match, put up a good fight, and was extremely gracious in defeat.

He was also kind of an odd ladies man in a way. Not blessed with a tall stature and traditional handsome guy stuff, he was able to transcend it all by being charming in an adorable/silly way. He was a romantic at heart. He once had a really big date. Someone way out of his league. His move - show up with a box of Russell Stovers chocolates. You know, the brand of chocolates of you get when you really want to impress a girl. He also once sent an e-vite to a girl’s heart. She declined. He once proposed to a woman on G-Chat. Genuinely.

Here’s some other random things I loved about him: He loved 311 and knew that the bassist’s name was P-Nut. He once had dinner with my parents and I in New York at a fancy restaurant and showed up in a suit that was 5 sizes too big. He looked like a kid dressing up in his dad’s clothes. Afterwards he turned to me and said, “Hey man, can you help me get a suit that fits?” His Tinder profile said, “I make money. I’ll buy you a couch.” We asked him why and he said, “Girls love couches.” He would always order the most unabashedly unhealthy, grossest thing at lunch. The most legendary being a burger he once ordered at Parks that had fried egg, bacon, avocado, onion rings (these are ON the burger FYI), BBQ sauce, and monterey jack cheese. He would take 4 things of mozzarella string cheese, line ‘em up, and melt it in the microwave. And then he’d eat this with a fork for a snack. I would always try to order healthy. Once I suggested a vegetarian place. After the email went out, I got a text from him “Guys this vegan place is an atrocity. Please reconsider.” He once left the writers office for lunch to eat at his house and texted my brother Aniz that he was “making Chili’s leftovers at home.” It really made me laugh that he chose the word “making” to describe heating up disgusting leftovers. He loved Chili’s but could never get anyone to join him. He would often go on solo missions. He once went to Chili’s by himself in Encino and Joe Mande asked him why Encino and not the closer one in Inglewood. He said, “The good one’s in Encino, you gotta go out to Encino.”

Weirdly, besides Parks, a lot of the stuff we worked on together never made it out into the world.

Another harsh part of this tragedy is that was all about to change.  Around the time Parks was ending, I started developing a new project with my friend Alan Yang, another writer on Parks. Immediately, we knew we wanted Harris to help us write it. We were lucky to get him on board and for the past 5 months or so, he’s been an integral part of this new project. He worked tirelessly and was a leader on our staff and we were all thrilled to be doing this thing that was actually going forward.

We knew Harris had issues with addiction but things were pointing in the right direction. He was getting treatment and focused on his career and the opportunities ahead. It all seemed to point in the right direction. We were all about to move to New York together in March to have great fun and make great work. He was excited. I was excited. It all seemed perfect. He just found an apartment on Monday.

Then, I got the most horrific phone call yesterday. I couldn’t comprehend it.

This week I spent a lot of time with Harris. On Monday he drove me to a dinner we were having. His iPod was on shuffle and every fucking song was a different Phish bootleg. I kept forcing him to skip until it was Phish maybe covering another more tolerable band’s song. Then we hit a band called Pralines and Dick. I told him this was particularly bad. He let me know it was his high school jam band and warned me about the upcoming 5 minute funk breakdown. I couldn’t help but enjoy it.  

I was so excited for what was ahead for Harris. I knew he was going to really explode after this new project. The little bit of Wittels comedy out there was just the tip of the tip of the iceberg. He had so much more to give and I was so excited for him. He seemed to be turning things around. He me asked for help finding a nutritionist. He said he knew nothing about nutrition. I informed him that I could confirm Chili’s is pretty bad for you. He even reluctantly ordered the “vegan bowl” for lunch the day before he passed when we were all writing together.

My last memory of him was from that day.

We were punching up a script. In punch up, you’re just trying to beat jokes that maybe aren’t landing. Everyone contributes and tries to beat the joke and you leave the best one in. But for us, what would happen is basically, all the writers would pitch something, then Harris would chime in with something so bizarre and hilarious, it would either make it in, or make us laugh and we’d agree it was the most hilarious, but probably too crazy. That last day, I remember I hit a line and we needed a better joke, I was exhausted. I turned to Harris and just wanted him to fix it so we could move on. I yelled “Harris! I need you, get off your phone. Make this joke better, fix it please.” And, of course, he did.

Bye Harris. I miss you and I’m glad I got to enjoy your genuinely amazing and original presence. I wish I got to you know even more. I hope people reading this realize what a incredibly unique man you were, and what brutal a loss it is for those who knew you and also for those who never had the pleasure. This has been so hard to write because I just keep wanting to add more and more stories and more jokes and more everything, but I’d never be able to finish it. You are far too special to sum up in any kind of piece like this. You were one of the best and we all will miss you.



23 Feb 15:13

A horrible person deleted a fifth-grader’s Destiny characters

by Dave Tach

What an ass

Earlier this month, an 11-year-old Destiny player gave control of his PlayStation 4 to a stranger who was supposed to help him. Instead, using the PS4 Share Play feature, the other Destiny player deleted two out of three of his characters, and the awkward moment was caught live on Twitch.

The apparent evildoer was supposed to demonstrate a glitch that could help level the fifth-grader's characters. Instead, he navigated to the character selection menu to do his dirty work. The horrifying moments begin at about 14 minutes into the video below, where one-by-one, the troll deletes a level 31 Warlock and a level 26 Titan, leaving only a level 23 Hunter. Then the troll started deleting his exotic weapons.

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24 Feb 15:45

POWER/RANGERS is the Gritty Reboot You Never Knew You Wanted




23 Feb 21:27


by Jonco

Just a great photo of Michael Jordan.


Thanks sg



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22 Feb 01:01

ofsparrows:Breakfast sorcery: the only superpower I want to...


Breakfast sorcery: the only superpower I want to have.

23 Feb 19:00

Watch This: “It’s very difficult to come up with an ending,” but Home Movies nailed it

by Erik Adams

Yes, it did.

Every day, Watch This offers staff recommendations inspired by the week’s new releases or premieres. This week: We add TV to the mix, presenting a week of our favorite series finales in anticipation of Parks And Recreation’s final episodes. (Note: Plot details are revealed.)

Home Movies, “Focus Grill” (season four, episode 13; originally aired April 4, 2004)

For 52 episodes, Home Movies’ Brendon Small (voiced by his namesake, who’s also the series co-creator) views childhood through a viewfinder. School, his home life, soccer games played under the guidance of a lovable drunk—everything in the budding filmmaker’s life is fodder for his next camcorder opus. And then, after one fateful bump in the road, that filter is gone forever.

To say that all of Home Movies builds to the destruction of Brendon’s camera isn’t entirely accurate. So much of the animated comedy—conceived by ...

13 Feb 00:12

Stunt gone bad

by Jonco


Can you say “Ouch!”?

Stunt gone bad

Thanks sg



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13 Feb 15:33

5 Legend of Zelda Fan Theories That Make the Games Even Better


These are an interesting read

5. There's a fourth piece to the Triforce


11 Feb 14:54

Tale of the Tape: P’unk Burger Specializing in Burgers on Passyunk

by Arthur Etchells


punk-burger-interior-940P’unk Burger is opening at 1823 East Passyunk Avenue on Friday, February 13th. The burger joint will serve beef, turkey, tuna and vegetarian burgers from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., with late night hours coming soon. In addition to the burgers, there will also be salads, shakes and fries.

The Owners of P’unk Burger

  • P’unk Burger is being opened by Marlo and Jason Dilks, owners of three SLiCE Pizza locations.
  • Marlo has much of her life in a kitchen.
    • Her family that loved to cook.
    • Her father Louis Fioravanti owned and operated two popular kitchenettes, Marlo’s and Cousins (now Grubhouse), and a neighborhood grocery and butcher store.
  • Marlo and her husband Jason now own three SliCE locations, in in South Philadelphia, Rittenhouse Square and Washington Township, New Jersey.
  • SliCE’s Trenton-style pizzas have been named Best of Philly, Best Gluten Free, winner of the Pizza Olympics and more.
Opening at 1823 E Passyunk Avenue. The burger shop seats 24-26. Communal table is made of repurposed wood top made from white pine barn siding. Four top at P'unk Burger. Hours will initially be 10 am to 10pm but late night hours will be added. Game Room vintage arcade game in front window has dozens of games to pick from including Ms Pacman, Dig Dug, Donkey Kong, and of course, BurgerTime. The person that gets the high score on the Burger Time arcade game in the front window between Feb 13th and Feb 28th will win. Enter and play as many times as you want. The game is standard 25 cents to play and all proceeds during the promotional period will be donated to MANNA to support their 25th Anniversary Campaign.
  • Located in the original Chhaya Cafe location at 1823 E Passyunk Avenue.
  • 500 square feet.
  • Capacity is 24-26 people.
    • Three tables of four.
    • 10-12 at Community table.
    • 2 in the Arcade seating in the window.
  • Reclaimed and reused materials are used throughout.
    • Metal and other components of massive window sign are repurposed from former brewery site in Brewerytown.
    • Wood top of community table is made from white pine barn siding.
  • Burger Time vintage arcade game in front window.
    • The tabletop game has dozens of games to choose from including:
      • Ms. Pacman
      • Dig Doug
      • Donkey Kong
      • Galaga
      • And of course BurgerTime.
    • Get the high score in Burger Time during the month of February and win a year of burgers.
      • The person that gets the high score on the Burger Time arcade game in the front window between Feb 13th and Feb 28th will win 52 weeks worth of burgers.
      • Enter and play as many times as you want.
      • The game is 25 cents to play.
      • All proceeds during the promotional period will be donated to MANNA to support their 25th Anniversary Campaign.
You can alos get fried mozzerella, along with SAn Marzano tomato sauce on the Slice Burger. This is an intense looking burger and impossible to resist when placed in front of you. Beef, ham, Red Dragon English Ale Whole Grain Mustard Cheddar, Fried Pickles This burger is one of the special burgers that P'unk Burger is doing for East Passyunk Restaurant Week. Famous 4th Street Corned beef, cole slaw, Russian dressing This tuna burger is made with Spicy Rare Ahi Tuna, Wasabi Sauce, Arugula, Cusabi Punk Slaw Veggie Burger, Sliced Avocado, Red Onion, Bibb Lettuce P'unk Burger's veggie patty is made by neighboring Vegan Commissary. Shakes are made with either Bassetts ice cream or for a dollar more, Little Baby's Ice Cream flavors. Check out the Speculoos  shake with Little Baby's Ice Cream Fountain sodas aren't local but they are sweetened with 100% fair trade certified cane sugar.
  • P’unk Burger promises fresh food, not fast food.
  • All-natural burgers, fries and shakes.
  • Vegan, vegetarian and gluten-free options are available.
  • P’unk uses both a flat top and charbroiler open fire grill.
  • All burgers range $7.95 to $12.95
    • Burgers are Esposito’s beef, chicken ahi tuna, turkey.
    • Veggie burger patties are vegan and gluten-free.
  • French Fries:
    • Thin cut Idaho and sweet potato fries are available.
    • Can be topped with:
      • sea salt
      • Old Bay
      • Truffle oil
  • Shakes
    • Bassetts Ice Cream is featured.
    • Little Baby’s Ice Cream flavors are available for an extra dollar.
      • You can also get Little Baby’s ice cream by the scoop.
  • Salads
    • Three salads are available for $6.95
    • Chicken or tuna can be added.
  • Local Partners
  • Lunch Combo
    • Get a burger, fries and soda for $12.50.
  • East Passyunk Restaurant Week
  • P’unk Burger Menu (PDF)
  • P’unk Burger Kids Menu (PDF)

P’unk Burger [Foobooz]

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11 Feb 22:20

Newswire: Tony Hale to menace musical rodents in Alvin And The Chipmunks: Road Chip

by B.G. Henne

Shared for the picture

Tony Hale has signed on to play the bad guy in Alvin And The Chipmunks: Road Chip. Hale will be joined by Jason Lee and his trio of Chipmunks, voiced by Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney. The fourth entry in the Chipmunks saga does not yet have an official plot description, but presumably involves a road trip of some sort.

Hale follows in the footsteps of Arrested Development co-star David Cross, who spent three movies being thwarted by the titular rodents and has expressed a somewhat low opinion of the overall experience. Currently starring in HBO’s Veep, Hale is also appearing in Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers, and will lend his voice to either a launchable bird or smashable pig in 2016’s Angry Birds movie. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Road Chip opens on Dec. 23, 2015.

11 Feb 17:06

Bad Kitty!

by Jonco

Does. Not. Give. A. Fuck.

Bad Kitty




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11 Feb 16:15

New Spider-Man Is Going Back to High School

by Kelly Woo

Donald Glover Damnit!

Amazing Spider-ManSpider-Man had better get ready for pop quizzes - Sony wants to send the character back to high school in the franchise's next films.

Variety reports that Sony is looking for a younger actor to replace Andrew Garfield, who would debut in an upcoming Marvel movie (likely "Captain America: Civil War"). A couple of names floating around are "Maze Runner" actor Dylan O'Brien and "Percy Jackson" star Logan Lerman.

First, Sony has to find a new director to replace Marc Webb before holding auditions. And they have yet to decide on whether Spider-Man should be Peter Parker or another character in the suit. But high school will definitely be a major setting in Spidey's standalone films, which would "explore his awkward relationship with other students while fighting crime out of the classroom."

Before a solo Spider-Man movie, however, he'll probably appear in "Captain America: Civil War," set for a 2016 release. In the comic books, the storyline pits Captain America against Iron Man, and Spider-Man is a pivotal part of their battle.

10 Feb 19:40

А-а-а, крокодил в ванной!


Got him!

10 Feb 01:00


12 Feb 15:54

GameStop's training video on speaking to women remains ridiculous

by Ben Kuchera

Wow. Not that WOW. Just, wow.

The world of gaming is such a wreck when it comes to gender issues there are freakin' Law & Order episodes created about it, but gaming has gotten slightly better about admitting women are real people who exist and play games, at least in a few small ways in the past decade. Here's a quick bit of proof.

This video shows how GameStop used to view women who came into its stores. This is a real thing shown to employees, and the cringe-inducing nature of the advice given makes it hard to sit through in its entirety. The video was mocked heavily when it first surfaced, and it's been making the rounds on social media once again. At least now it looks like a relic, which is at least a kind of progress.

So enjoy!

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09 Feb 19:36

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Two generations of trees owning land. Awesome.




My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

I’m mostly just enamored of the name “The Tree That Owns Itself”. There’s something delightfully Just So Stories about it.

12 Feb 06:00

Movie Review: Vampires make for bad roomies in the Kiwi mock-doc What We Do In The Shadows

by Mike D'Angelo

This movie has been getting rave reviews all over the place. Under-the-radar one to keep an eye on. Plus, JEMAINE!

What We Do In The Shadows boasts a simple, sketch-comedy premise: It’s a mockumentary about vampires. That’s a funny idea, but it’s not necessarily an idea funny enough to sustain a feature-length film. Indeed, directors Jemaine Clement (Flight Of The Conchords) and Taika Waititi (Eagle Vs. Shark, Boy) originally made Shadows as a short nearly a decade ago, before their respective careers had taken off. Happily, though, they’ve realized quickly something that many sitcoms take a while to figure out: If the characters are distinctly realized, the jokes will mostly take care of themselves. The result is more often amusing than gut-busting, but it doesn’t wear out its welcome, and that’s fairly impressive in itself.

In theory, the documentary crew in Shadows is filming preparations for an annual monster shindig, the Unholy Masquerade. But that’s really just the flimsiest possible excuse for a ...

12 Feb 01:35

Superman and a Winklevoss kick cold war butt in first 'Man From UNCLE' trailer


Guy Ritchie iS BACK...i hope

From the first encounter they have on the street, the car-to-car gunfight, to the big boat action at the end, this looks like a blast. I am really happy to see Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer here. Warner Bros. has a fair amount invested in Cavill at this point, and while I may not hold the most...
11 Feb 19:54

22 Emo Songs That Helped You Through Your Break Up

by Jason Tate

Any one of us could have made this in 20 seconds

Mashable has a "22 emo songs that helped you through your high-school breakup" playlist up for genre purists to lose their mind at.

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11 Feb 10:45

Rupert Friend Means Business in This 'Hitman: Agent 47' Trailer (VIDEO)

by Jenni Miller

Is it me or is this not...terrible? I dunno, maybe I just love Homeland too much

Hitman: Agent 47
Here's the trailer for the "Hitman" remake you didn't know you needed. Rupert Friend, who is mostly known for his role on "Homeland" and films like "The Young Victoria" and "Pride & Prejudice," stars in "Hitman: Agent 47" as a bald, genetically engineered assassin known only as, you guessed it, Agent 47. (Friend replaced Paul Walker after Walker's untimely death in November 2013.) Timothy Olyphant starred in the original "Hitman," based on the video game, way before he hit it big as Raylan Givens on "Justified." Which is probably for the best, really.

Naturally, some baddies want to harness Agent 47's deadly talents and create a veritable army of incredibly scary assassins. Sounds like a bad idea! Luckily, a mysterious man named John Smith is here to make sure that doesn't happen, with help from a woman whose father is behind all this genetic engineering craziness.

Hannah Ware appears as a woman who holds the answer to Agent 47's past, alongside Zachary Quinto, Ciarán Hinds, and Thomas Kretschmann. There seems to be a lot of "Matrix"-style slow-mo bullet time, shooting, car chases, and what looks like a helicopter that somehow crashed into an office. What the heck?

"Hitman: Agent 47" comes out August 28, 2015.