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REVOLVER!?!?! MOTHERFUCKER FOR ONE SECOND THIS WAS THE GREATEST HEADLINE EVER
Red Dead Redemption's older brother makes the leap to modern hardware
Which is why it's fuckin awesome
Be kind to your NPCs
And WHOA that ending tho! You'll never see it comin! Well now you might, but you'll still go...Whoa! Didn't see that comin!
Three days after a short teaser debuted online showing Keanu Reeves’ animal-loving hitman-turned-vigilante getting all dolled up for the social event of the professional killer’s year, an expanded trailer for John Wick: Chapter 2 premiered this afternoon at New York Comic Con. Clocking in at a minute and 47 seconds, the kinetic, gorgeously shot trailer builds on the previously-released teaser, sending our hero on an intercontinental rampage spanning from New York to Rome (and potentially points beyond).
The trailer was revealed during a panel about the film, where Reeves explained that the sequel reveals “a little more” about John Wick’s backstory while also deepening the mythology behind exclusive killer-for-hire hotel The Continental, including a sinister-sounding subgroup called “The ...
I laughed way too hard at this
One of these days I'm firin this up on Netflix
Plus, Leslie Jones and Kenan Thompson as Lucas’ parents
Get Hyped! October 21st is comin' fast. I'm afraid I'm gonna try to binge this when it should really be savored.
Finally, the long wait to make yourself super-depressed about the state of the world and where we’re all headed is almost over! Yes, soon you can again plunge into the dark melancholia of experiencing a near-future society in which our own technology has destroyed something fundamental about our humanity, because Black Mirror’s new season is debuting this month on Netflix. On October 21, six all-new episodes of the dystopian anthology series will be released, and as this trailer shows, the series has lost none of its penchant for taking the seemingly inevitable next steps of technological evolution and demonstrating how it will doom us all to an endless unhappy existence. From Bryce Dallas Howard’s “solid popularity arc” reflecting our new obsession with rating everything to what looks like some sort of immersive wargames experience, the show continues to explore the dark underbelly of progress—though the little ...
The Peyton Manning backstory stuff in the middle is Phenominal.
RH: Oh, yeah. We had a bit where he was calling an audible, and his audible was way funnier than ours. We had a commercial with him interacting with a little kid, and he kind of threw a couple verbal jabs at the little kid, and we kept those. They were funnier than anything we had.
Block & Tackle is John Teti’s column about pro football.
The Kansas City Chiefs’ road matchup against the Pittsburgh Steelers did not go well for the visiting team, as the Chiefs forgot to set their alarm clocks and didn’t wake up until the fourth quarter of the game in which they were ostensibly participating. The final score was 43-14 in the Steelers’ favor. NFL statisticians are still reviewing the footage, though, and they may have discovered more Pittsburgh touchdowns by the time you read this.
The rout was on early: At halftime the Steelers had already built a 29-0 lead. This created a dilemma for NBC, which was contractually obligated to televise this game but morally obligated to entertain its audience, Little Big Shots notwithstanding. Thus, with the outcome in little doubt, Sunday Night Football shifted into blowout mode. Most people change the channel for blowout mode, but ...
That was fantastic
All of these. But 6's first comment.
Wiz is Great. Sadly this is the only funny thing I ever see Conan do these days...
Microsoft’s Gears Of War 4 comes out next week, introducing a whole new generation of gamers to Locusts, Hordes, and the glories of guns with chainsaws on the end. Among those newfound gaming neophytes: Conan host Conan O’Brien, who somehow convinced yet another high-profile video game studio to let him mercilessly mock their output as part of his popular Clueless Gamer segment.
As always, O’Brien is teamed up with a guest, there to provide commentary, jokes, and, in this case, some medicinal relaxation. Wiz Khalifa was on hand to play through selected portions of the game’s bloody campaign, accompanied by what appears to have been some fairly pungent pot, all the better to survive a dry recitation of the game’s needlessly complex backstory.
The finished segment is heavier on weed jokes (and potato salad) than actual gameplay, but it does feature a few good moments ...
With so much of Showtime’s return to Twin Peaks next year still appropriately shrouded in mystery, even to the cast members who are ostensibly part of it, fans have been left to hang on every drib and drab of casting information, tweet, or wordless preview—clinging to the tiniest evocation of the show’s distinctive atmosphere solely for the familiar feelings they stir, regardless of whether they offer anything new or, frankly, substantive to merit the attention.
Anyway, here’s a clip of Angelo Badalamenti playing a synthesizer.
Billed as an “extended tease” (a phrase that’s probably far sexier than it delivers—though your mileage may vary), it finds the show’s original composer hunched over his keyboard, eyes closed in musical ecstasy, plucking out the swooning, melodramatic strains of “Laura Palmer’s Theme.” Badalamenti’s head floats through the shadows of the Pacific Northwest forest, bringing ...
Great rainy, saturday morning spin
Once upon a time, on the day of a big anticipated album release, you’d have to wake up early, fight your sister for possession of mom’s car keys, drive 35 minutes to the nearest mall, park near the south entrance close to where the Sam Goody was located, and then rush inside only to be told by an aloof college-aged clerk that they won’t start unboxing that album until after lunch. Today, all you have to do is open your cell phone and fire up Spotify. And if that’s too much work for you, just scroll down to the embed below and within seconds you’ll be listening to Bon Iver’s first new album in five years, 22, A Million, still warm from the streaming presses and accompanied by many listening events and some kind of weird newspaper.
The A.V. Club gave 22, A ...
One of these in particular was fucking hilarious
Toy Story is over 20 years old if you can believe it. You probably can because just look at how worn-out your Woody is. I mean, what Woody doll?! You TOTALLY gave Woody away when you went to college and you DEFINITELY DID NOT steal him back from that kid who didn't appreciate him enough. Despite our generation's completely healthy emotional attachment to the franchise, somehow tumblr is still teaching us new ways to look at this classic.
Accurate and damn funny
In the first episode of the Pokemon anime we learn that becoming a Pokemon trainer has been Ash's dream for a long time; his room is filled with Pokemon gear, posters, toys, and he eagerly awaits the morning on his 10th birthday so he can finally make that dream a reality. We also quickly learn that Ash has zero clue what the fuck he is doing, even with the most BASIC techniques a beginner trainer should know. I realize he is just a young boy, but it's like being super into animals, leaving home to become a zoologist, and not knowing what a bird is or that animals need food to live.
Gaming has long been an escape from the boring reality of our trivial lives, a necessary although brief distraction from the monotony that suffocates our existence until we finally put that second foot in the grave for good. Here's what some classic moments in gaming feels like!
I got a fuckin cat
Are you an otter or a stag?
This is fun
No, the joke isn’t dead yet
Don’t worry too much about Duncan Jones’ career. He might have just experienced a big swing and a whiff with the disappointing video game adaptation Warcraft, but he appears to be undaunted and prepared to return to form. In fact, his next project, Mute—which should begin shooting next week—will apparently take place in the same cinematic universe as his 2009 debut, Moon, The Hollywood Reporter disclosed. The 45-year-old filmmaker revealed that tantalizing morsel of information in an offhand response to a Twitter query.
If you’re not familiar with Moon, all you really need to know is that it’s one of the greatest sci-fi films of all time (according to about two-thirds of Reddit). The heady film—which stars Sam Rockwell as a contractor in the not-all-that-distant future who lives alone on a helium-mining moon ...
!!!! I got to the village and there was nothing left but this 6 foot party sub. Their leader, Randy, made it for me while I waited
C. Martin Croker—the Adult Swim animator and voice actor who played both Zorak and Moltar on Space Ghost Coast To Coast—died over the weekend, and as a tribute to him, Adult Swim aired the Coast To Coast pilot on Sunday night. Unfortunately for people interested in catching up on Cartoon Network’s cult-classic talk show spoof, though, the rest of the episodes are rather difficult to come by these days thanks to the DVDs going out of print. Now, to make up for that, Adult Swim has made almost every episode of Space Ghost Coast To Coast available to stream on its website for free. You don’t even need a cable provider or a login.
The only catch is that not every single episode of the series is available, as there are some gaps here and there in most of the seasons. It’s unclear why some ...
Bad news gets WORSE
The Great British Bake Off has a winning recipe, with knowledgable judges, pleasant contestants, and silly hosts forming one of the fundamentally uplifting television shows on air. But with the show moving from BBC to Channel Four, hosts Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc will step down, reports The Guardian. A spokeswoman confirmed that the duo won’t be returning when the show switches channels, which goes into effect next year. The hit show is currently broadcasting its seventh season on the BBC.
“We made no secret of our desire for the show to remain where it was... we’re not going with the dough,” Perkins and Giedroyc said in a statement to BBC News. “We’ve had the most amazing time on Bake Off, and have loved seeing it rise and rise like a pair of yeasted Latvian baps. We’re not going with the dough. We wish all the ...