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09 Dec 19:22

Congratulations to the douche of the family! by sam.reg4n



Congratulations to the douche of the family! by sam.reg4n

09 Dec 09:43

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09 Dec 07:22

grimelords: special sauce



grimelords:

special sauce

08 Dec 11:13

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Eivonis

Ese twit con la portada después me recuerdan a Pako





07 Dec 21:01

leaked bewear mega evolution

07 Dec 14:42

penis-hilton: bitch me too

Eivonis

"Cuando miro directamente al Sol sólo veo una luz cegadora, pero si entornas los párpados puedes ver la silueta del Astro Rey perfectamente"



penis-hilton:

bitch me too

07 Dec 14:38

Home for this vacation #yacht #frenchriviera #sttropez 🇫🇷 by...

Eivonis

sparkling_heart siempre es verano sparkling_heart con el yate de 100 metros de eslora en la mano sparkling_heart



Home for this vacation #yacht #frenchriviera #sttropez 🇫🇷 by adam_sabbagh

05 Dec 17:20

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Eivonis

Ooooh este gif hay que guardárselo para ponerlo en los posts del futuro!



05 Dec 15:05

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05 Dec 13:56

stevonnie: as I was stepping into the elevator just now, the...





stevonnie:

as I was stepping into the elevator just now, the person getting off was looking up and very bewildered and said “sorry there’s just like… a sandwich” and. well, there sure is

05 Dec 07:43

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04 Dec 11:58

ultrafacts: Amelia Fieldmouse, currently known as Felicity...



ultrafacts:

Amelia Fieldmouse, currently known as Felicity Fieldmouse or simply Mrs. Fieldmouse, is an anthropomorphic mouse who is Mickey Mouse’s sister and Morty and Ferdie’s mother. So far, she has only appeared in comics.

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03 Dec 14:46

introvertproblems: If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the...

Eivonis

Una pal Pentxo

03 Dec 14:05

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Eivonis

MAGIC!



03 Dec 09:06

missackles12: ultrafacts: By: Creative Home...

Eivonis

una empresa especializada en construcción de pasadizos secretos GRIT!



missackles12:

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By: Creative Home Engineering

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Yes please

02 Dec 22:47

hunkyskanks: hunkyskanks: wheres that weird better call saul promotional that was just a picture of...

Eivonis

MIKE

hunkyskanks:

hunkyskanks:

wheres that weird better call saul promotional that was just a picture of mike that said like

“soon”

02 Dec 19:02

jayce: pi4nobl4ck: pi4nobl4ck: Waiting on a date She didn’t...



jayce:

pi4nobl4ck:

pi4nobl4ck:

Waiting on a date

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She didn’t come.

this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again

01 Dec 14:04

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Eivonis

Gracias ultrafacts! grinning

01 Dec 13:53

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1017sosa300:

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SCIENCE

Magic

OMG WATCH THE VIDEO HAHAHA

01 Dec 13:53

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01 Dec 13:50

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Eivonis

Está bien guapa la estatua

01 Dec 07:26

joeyswarehouse:

30 Nov 06:51

MANiAC MANSiONJalecoNES1990Ask me anything!



MANiAC MANSiON
Jaleco
NES
1990


Ask me anything!

28 Nov 13:39

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Eivonis

esto es un fakeardo no?



28 Nov 13:37

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Subscribe for more fun figure unboxing/reviews!!!!!!!

28 Nov 06:44

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This is what happens there.

I can tell you.

ALRIGHT I’M A BIT LATE TO THIS POST BUT WHATEVER



THIS MAN IS BRIAN KIDD AND HE GOES BY THE UNIPIPER AND HE IS THE ABSOLUTE SHIT. IN 2005 WHILE STUDYING MARINE BIOLOGY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA, HE WAS LEARNING TO PLAY THE BAGPIPES AND FOUND A UNICYCLE IN A  DUMPSTER. SO WHAT DOES HE DO? HE TAKES THE UNICYCLE AND LEARNS HOW TO RIDE IT.

IN 2007 HE IS WORKING AT A PAID INTERNSHIP AT AN AQUARIUM IN THE OUTER BANKS OF NORTH CAROLINA. HE IS PERFORMING AT WEDDINGS AS A BAGPIPER BECAUSE, SURPRISE SURPRISE, HE WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR HIRE. ONE NIGHT HIM AND HIS MARINE FRIENDS ARE GETTING DRUNK AND HE  THINKS “would it be cool if I rode a unicyle AND played bagpipes? shit I mean I guess” AND HE DID IT. ALSO THIS MAN JUST SO  HAPPENS TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO REALLY LIKES FIRE. SO THEY GAVE HIM THE HOOK UP.

HE STARTS RIDING AROUND THE STRIPS IN THE EVENINGS AND IS LIKE “shit son I be making so much money”. AT THE END OF 2007 HE MOVED TO PORTLAND OR AND STARTED PERFORMING AT RESTAURANTS, WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, AND FARMERS MARKETS

IN 2010 HE WAS LIKE “I’m gonna audition for America’s Got Talent. With a Darth Vader Mask. Playing the Imperial March”. BUT FUCKING SHOW DIRECTORS WERE LIKE “We don’t think we can get the rights for that song” SO HE HAD TO JUST DO HIS THING OF PLAYING BAGPIPES. DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT. NEXT YEAR, AUDITIONED IN SEATTLE WITH CHANGING HATS AND ROUTINES. STILL DIDN’T MAKE IT. HOWEVER THE INTERNET TOOK HIM BY STORM AND PORTLAND RECOGNIZES HIM AS OUR MASCOT.

THIS GUY GOT MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE (her name is Sarah) IN A KILT BECAUSE “She has a thing for men in Kilts”

WHAT A BAMF.. (note:The mask was only for this picture, everything else was traditional)

HIS FIRST OUTFIT WAS SANTA, BUT HE IS MOST FAMOUS FOR DARTH VADER, AND AT ONE POINT UNIPIPED DOWN THE STREETS. DURING A FLOOD. AS GANDALF. 



I WAS IN LINE FOR PORTLAND CITY COMIC CON LAST FEBRUARY. NEVER BEEN TO A COMIC CON, STANDING IN LINE ALONE IN MY SHITTY ASS COSPLAY. ALL THE FUCKING SUDDEN BAGPIPES START BLARING AND THIS MAN. THIS GLORIOUS MAN IN A DARTH VADER HELMET AND KILT, STARTS PLAYING THE BAGPIPES ON A UNICYCLE. HE JUST SHOWS UP AND STARTS WRECKING SHIT UP. HE STARTS WITH THE STAR WARS THEME, EVERYBODY GET HYPED. HE TAKES A BREAK FOR A MOMENT, GETS BACK ON, AND STARTS PLAYING THE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN THEME. IN THIS GET UP. AND THAT’S WHEN THE FLAMES STARTED. SHIT WAS SO REAL.

ALSO HE IS UBER HOT JUST LOOK AT HIM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS HE IS A BAMF AND WE LOVE HIM AND GOSH WHAT AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING. KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD, YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH.

HE IS THE BEST THOUGH I HAVE ONLY SEEN HIM ONCE. I WAS DOWNTOWN WANDERING AROUND WITH SOME PEEPS AND WE HERE THIS GLORIOUS SOUND OF BAGPIPES FROM LIKE 20 BLOCKS AWAY BECAUSE THOSE FUCKERS ARE LOUD. THEN THIS AWESOME SONOFABITCH COMES UNICYCLING DOWN LIKE A BOSS WITH HIS FLAMES. BEST DAY EVER

#YourDisneySideCantCompareToHis

whatthewhowhat

explain me a thing please.

It reads like a Portlandia sketch.

I love it.

that was wild from start to finish

27 Nov 10:22

introvertproblems:If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the...

Eivonis

ojo que tienen como un tumblr oficial! http://introvertproblems.tumblr.com/