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16 Dec 00:56

Get running with Android's best platformer games!

by Rachel Mogan

If you like platformers, this list is for you.

A lot of you probably remember the heyday of the platformer. Whether it was Super Mario Bros or even classic Metroid, this game style has been around a long time, and it has aged incredibly well. We still see awesome platformer games like Trine and Hollow Knight to this day. The point, however, is that "platformer" isn't really all that definitive. All it does is describe how the game in question plays. All of that aside, this style of game translates exceptionally well to mobile, and you'll find that any one of the entries in this list are wonderfully fun additions to your Play library.

And once you're finished up here, feel free to visit our roundup of the best Android games.

The games

Bubble Tale

Bubble Tale: Bunny Quest is a delightful platformer reminiscent of the old Kirby games. But with a candy color palette, soothing soundtrack, and cute characters, you might underestimate how challenging the game actually is. As a whimsical lil' bean of a player character, you traverse the world around you using only your jump and bubbles abilities. Jumping on top of a bubble gives you an extra high jump, so a lot of the game's mobility—and secrets—are tied to your bubble powers.

Your bubbles are also your only form of defense against the world's foes, serving as a one-shot kill once they absorb an unlucky baddy. There are, of course, coins that you can collect throughout each level, along with a few marks of pride like hidden treasure chests and special stars. Treasure chests help you unlock more characters, but they all function the same way, so this feature is purely for aesthetics.

Bubble Tale's virtual controls are surprisingly tight (and adjustable), so long as you're not missing inputs, you should be able to execute some precise platforming. Gameplay is fairly unforgiving, so you may find yourself having to give levels a few solid tries before you finally make it to the end. All in all, Bubble Tale is great quality platforming in a super cute package that almost anyone can enjoy. It's only two bucks to own, or Play Pass subscribers can snag it for free.

Bubble Tale

$2 at Google Play Store

Candy-colored platforming wrapped in surprisingly tight controls, Bubble Tale will remind you of Kirby in the best way.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

The mobile platform has given many older games a chance to shine once more, thanks to their low processing requirements. There are many classic titles on the Play Store, like KOTOR and some of Sega's stuff, but one I really want to highlight is Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. It's my latest favorite to play on my phone.

Symphony of the Night was an important game in its day, and its influence is still felt in the aptly named Metroidvania genre. It shaped subsequent Castlevania games and inspired many other greats that followed it. The mobile version has been updated with touchscreen controls, achievements through Google Play Games, and it features all of the latest content additions and fixes. It's not only a great game, but also an excellent value.

For just $3, you can experience a fantastic piece of gaming history that will keep you entertained for many, many hours. It sure is awesome to see this game be available to a whole new audience.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

$3 at Google Play Store

Symphony of the Night is available on Android and it's one of the best platformers. Seriously, give it a try.

Dadish 2

"Bring Your Kid to Work Day" can be a real pain, as Dadish 2 well knows. Taking the pixelated 2D side-scroller to stunning new heights, this painfully cute platformer continues the adventures of our titular dad radish as he rescues his missing children from all kinds of shenanigans.

The color scheme and hilarious themes of Dadish 2 are big selling points, with sassy radish children and fast-food-themed baddies galore. You even get to ride on a sunglasses-wearing hamburger for crying out loud. There are 50 levels to traverse with controller support for those who want it, although the native controls are good enough that you might not need one.

There are collectibles to suss out and unlockables to discover to keep you coming back for more. Dadish 2 may not do anything revolutionary with its established gameplay style, but if you enjoyed the first Dadish, there's no way you won't get a kick out of this new installment in the series! It's free to play with ads, but you can also pay $2.99 to remove ads.

Dadish 2

Free w/ ads at Google Play Store

Dadish 2 continues the perilous adventures of a dad radish on his quest to rescue his many children. Who knew parenthood would be this hard?

Dandara

Yet another beautiful game, Dandara, is an excellent Metroidvania platformer. What makes Dandara unique is that you manipulate gravity to leap off walls and ceilings. It features all the classic signs of a Metroidvania, and it was pretty well-received on the PC and console releases.

Dandara is a very fast-paced game where you work to save the world of Salt. The citizens are critically oppressed, so it's up to you to save them. The game just received an update called the Trials of Fear, which adds three new areas, another boss, power-ups, and more.

For $6, you get one of the best modern Metroidvanias on Android. I think you'll enjoy this gem of a game.

Dandara

$6 at Google Play Store

An awesome Metroidvania, Dandara is another great game on the Play Store. It's got a ton of content and is well worth the money and time investment.

Dan the Man

Dan the Man is a throwback to classic platforming beat-em-ups. You can play as the titular Dan the Man, and you embark on an adventure that's funny and witty. Run and jump your way across obstacles, bash enemies with your combo abilities and pick up weapons, and battle epic bosses.

Though extremely fun, Dan the Man does suffer from the usual freemium nonsense. Ads play at the end of each level, and you can buy additional gold to level up your character's abilities faster. It's not surprising, but you should be warned before you head into this game. It's kind of a bummer, really, because I enjoy the game.

Dan the Man

Free w/ ads, IAPs at Google Play Store

Check out this retro-styled action-platformer that's only held back by its monetization strategy. Otherwise, it's a lot of fun and worth trying.

Dead Cells

Dead Cells is a 2D Metroidvania platformer that's intensely difficult and extremely popular. Some have even likened some of its elements to the Soulsborne franchise, though it's more of a rogue-like Metroidvania than Souls-like. I digress. It is one of the best indie games of the last decade, and it was big news when it came to Android.

It's hard to find anything truly wrong with either the game itself or the Android port. You get to choose between touchscreen controls or a Bluetooth controller, and then you're off to the races. You will die, and death is permanent, so you'll have to start all over again when you do get beaten down. It can be brutal, but that's part of the fun.

If you're looking for hours upon hours of fun, Dead Cells is a great game to pick up. You may want to bang your head against the wall sometimes, but the sense of accomplishment when you conquer something is delightful.

Dead Cells

$9 at Google Play Store

The amazing Dead Cells has come to Android, and it's awesome. This is one of the best games available on the Play Store right now.

Downwell

Downwell is a retro-styled roguelike that is extremely challenging. It features a steep learning curve as you learn how to defeat the enemies and determine which weapon upgrades work best for your play style. The goal is to survive as you fall deeper and deeper down the well. Unfortunately, there are no in-app purchases, save points, or continues, so when you die, you must start at the entrance of the well again.

Since your character is falling, enemies and shops come from the bottom-up, so you need to be strategic in your freefall, so you don't accidentally land on an enemy and lose a heart. You unlock several different styles through repeated play, which give you certain numbers of hearts at the start, change the way end-of-level upgrades work, and slightly alter the way your sprite falls down the well.

Downwell

$3 at Google Play Store

Downwell is a tough-as-nails retro roguelike game where you strap on a pair of gun boots and blast away enemies as you fall further down the well. How far can you make it?

Grimvalor

At this point, I feel like I've talked up Grimvalor a lot. It's my favorite game on Android right now, and it's a great platformer. It sports excellent combat, slick movement, and both onscreen controls and gamepad support. Being an RPG, you get progressively more powerful as you go along. Good thing, too, because your enemies will also be improving.

I also enjoy the serviceable story. If you ever played Demon's Souls, it reminds me of that a bit. All told, the world is hellbent on seeing you fail, but take up your sword and fight on anyway. Most of the time, the odds are against you, and it's up to your skill to see yourself through.

The Grimvalor developers give you the first Act for free, about 1 to 2 hours for most people. After that, it's $7 to unlock the full game. It's definitely worth it.

Grimvalor

Free, $7 to unlock full game at Google Play Store

Grimvalor is one of the best platformers on Android, and it's a ton of fun. Enjoy the free demo, great gameplay, and controller support.

Huntdown

An exceptional homage to the 80s in look, sound, and straight-up style, Huntdown is a wild action-arcade platformer reminiscent of legendary titles like Contra. Choose to walk in the shoes of one of three bounty hunters—Mow Man, Anna Conda, or John Sawyer—as you blast, hack, and smash your way through a city terrorized by powerful gangs.

Each bounty hunter has a jump, dash, and shoot button, in addition to one special weapon of choice (kunai for Mow Man, throwing axes for Anna Conda, etc.). You maneuver through the levels using a virtual d-pad and virtual buttons for each action. The touch screen controls aren't perfect, and the game does support Bluetooth controller connectivity, but it's still serviceable without the aid of a controller. Each level is relatively short, but the difficulty level will likely keep you in place for a little longer than you might expect. However, at the end of each level is a boss, and taking them down unlocks the next level, rinse and repeat.

There are 20 bosses in Huntdown, each with their own gang and signature style. This nostalgia-chasing title has mohawks, leather, motorcycles, and neon galore, and man, does it feel good. The synthwave soundtrack is A+, and the cheesy one-liners from enemies and protagonists alike make it that much more memorable. This premium game's first two levels are free, and the whole game costs $8.99 after that. The high quality and addicting gameplay make this purchase easily worth the cost, and you're bound to have a raucous good time with Huntdown.

Huntdown

$9 w/ free demo at Google Play Store

Get a hearty dose of 80s action in your life with Huntdown, a fast-paced, difficult arcade platformer that will test your limits and challenge you to keep going.

Levelhead

Alright, so what if you wanted to train delivery robots on navigating different "real-life" circumstances they might come across in their delivery duties? Cool, then you have Levelhead. There's a nice campaign of 90+ levels for you to enjoy, a speedrunning mode, and unlockables. It's fun, quirky, cute, and a great game for the asking price.

But wait, there's one more thing that makes Levelhead even more of a standout platformer, and that's the level creator. You can create your own grueling gauntlets full of traps and hilarity for others to try, or you can download the things other people have made to try to torture you. You'll even come across some really creative levels, too!

Levelhead is a ton of fun and worth the several dollars it costs. Think of it like the Android version of Mario Maker that Nintendo will never make. Oh, and it features cross-platform sync if you buy it on other platforms, too.

Levelhead

$7 at Google Play Store

Levelhead is a platformer and level creator all in one amazing package. Play the challenging campaign, create your own levels to share with the world, or try others' levels.

Limbo

Ah, Limbo. A wonderfully creepy and sometimes horrifying game, Limbo had to be on this list of the best platformers. It is worth picking up based on its uniqueness alone, assuming you can handle its quirks. If you've played it before, you know what I'm talking about.

The art style is utterly amazing in its minimalism. The shadowy look makes everything feel alien and creepy, especially when you encounter some of the monstrosities. It made the hair raise on my arms more than once — I do not in any way like spiders.

It's a disturbing game, but in the right way. It certainly leaves an impression and one you won't soon forget. Limbo is a masterpiece in its own right, and it's an excellent experience on Android. There's also a free demo if you want to try it out first.

LIMBO

$5 at Google Play Store Free at Google Play Store (demo)

Limbo made a name for itself with its creepy and disturbing atmosphere. It can be downright horrifying, but it's worth it.

Nameless Cat

Journey alongside a lost kitty on its quest to be reunited with its owner in this adorable, challenging platformer. Nameless Cat has a lot going for it: 3 worlds and 40 increasingly tricky levels, extremely cute 16-bit graphics, an emotionally charged story, and a gorgeous soundtrack to back it all up. Nameless Cat needs very little additional explanation; it's a rock-solid mobile platformer that any fan of games adventure platformers will almost certainly enjoy.

Nameless Cat is free with ads and in-app purchases, which includes purchasing an ad-free version. Just trust me on this one. If you loved legendary indie platformer Celeste, you're going to want to give Nameless Cat a try.

Nameless Cat

Free w/ ads, IAPs at Google Play Store

An adorable, emotional quest for a lonely little kitty. Nameless Cat is a top-tier platformer that belongs on any platforming fan's list.

Ninja Arashi

Though many platformers require skill, Ninja Arashi turns things up a notch and pushes you really hard. It's a challenging game, full of traps and enemies who want nothing more than to see you fail. However, the gameplay is smooth and super fun, with a nice skill ceiling.

It's no secret I love challenging games, so when I found Ninja Arashi, I was thrilled. It killed me a lot when I was working on learning it, but I had a blast once I got the hang of it. Much like challenging games on consoles or PC, this one gives you an intense feeling of satisfaction when you conquer what it throws at you.

To add more fuel to the fire, Ninja Arashi also features some light RPG elements that make it even more interesting. It's a great game, and it's free-to-play. So if you like a challenge, try it out.

Ninja Arashi

Free w/ IAPs at Google Play Store

Become a ninja in Ninja Arashi. Fight through enemies and traps to ultimately save your kidnapped son.

Oddmar

One of the most beautiful games on this list, Oddmar is an absolute treat. The level of detail is incredible and gorgeous, even more considering it's a mobile game. I haven't been this blown away since I first played Ori and the Blind Forest. While they're different presentations, Oddmar is just that great.

As a game, Oddmar is a fairly typical 2D platforming adventure. Levels are relatively linear, but there's a nice variety of enemies, puzzles, and obstacles to keep you entertained. There are even bonus levels to mix things up.

Oddmar, like Grimvalor, sports a free demo before you pay the $5 asking price to unlock the full game. Touchscreen controls are superb, but there's also gamepad support if you prefer that route. Oddmar is up there as one of the best games on my phone right now.

Oddmar

Free, $5 to unlock full game at Google Play Store

Experience this gorgeous platformer for a small entry cost. You'll be glad you did.

Ordia

Ordia is a vertical-scrolling platformer where you play as a green and gooey life form that needs your help making its way through a hazardous new environment. You start each level in a green pool and must slingshot your little buddy towards other friendly green launch points, which it will automatically glom onto if your aim is true.

The game's control scheme feels a bit like Angry Birds, especially since you're slingshotting your character. The levels are cleverly designed to require precise aim to avoid getting destroyed by the world's deadly red flora and fauna. New elements are introduced as you progress through the 30 levels set across three unique worlds.

Ordia

$4 at Google Play Store

Ordia is a cute and colorful platformer that you can try out for free or buy in full for just $1.99. It's a perfect little time-waster with hours of gameplay ideal for casual sessions.

Rayman Adventures

Like the Sega Forever titles and Symphony of the Night, Rayman is a long-standing franchise, one I kind of remember playing years ago. I always thought the protagonist was a bit odd, so the much younger me wasn't that interested. Still, it's a series loved by many, so Ubisoft brought it to Android.

Rayman Adventures has been around for a little while, but it deserves a spot on our list here. It's a fun sidescrolling platformer that hearkens back to its roots. Available for free, Adventures features lots to do, multiple playable characters, and plenty of action.

Controls aren't super tight, which is a bummer for a platformer. Once you get used to them, though, they're fine. Rayman Adventures, being a free-to-play game, has in-app purchases for some game items. Sad to see Rayman monetized like that, but it's a fun game nonetheless.

Rayman Adventures

Free w/ IAPs at Google Play Store

Rayman Adventures is a fun platformer that evokes memories of Rayman Legends. It's free, but there are IAPs.

Sega Forever (platformers)

Sega has an impressive catalog of games available on Android, but not all are platformers, so we'll be focusing on the ones that are. Of course, my personal bias is to point you toward the Sonic the Hedgehog titles (especially Sonic CD), which are hours upon hours of fun — seriously, Sega, where's my Sonic the Hedgehog 3? Bah, I digress.

Among the best Sega Forever games, there are plenty of classic non-Sonic platformers like Kid Chamelon, The Revenge of Shinobi, and Super Monkey Ball. While Sega Forever didn't start the best, each of the games I've since tried in recent months have been varying levels of pretty great.

Another wave of nostalgia, Sega sure knew how to cash in on our childhoods (or younger years, depending). And if you never got to play these games on their respective platforms or in the arcade, now's a great time. Sega used to be a massive name in the gaming landscape, and though it's diminished nowadays, its catalog is still an excellent way to spend some time and experience gaming history.

Sega Forever

Free w/ various IAPs at Google Play Store

Experience some of Sega's old catalog through the Sega Forever program. Some of the best platformers ever made are here in this collection.

Super Cat Tales 2

Cats are ubiquitous across the internet. As an owner of two myself, I know that it's rarely a boring moment with feline friends around — unless they're sleeping, that is. Anyway, probably the cutest platformer on our list, Super Cat Tales 2 is an epic adventure starring Alex the cat and his pals. Seriously, I really like this one.

Though simple in appearance, Super Cat Tales 2 offers a lot of adventure and platforming to keep you entertained. There are also achievements, leaderboards, hidden items, great pixel art, and retro-style music. You can unlock new playable cats and take them on this wild ride of an adventure to save Cat Land.

It's all fun and it doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's an excellent game for fans of platforming, cats, and/or both. It's also free-to-play, so you don't have to worry about diving in on the cat craziness.

Super Cat Tales 2

Free w/ IAPs at Google Play Store

Join this hilarious cast of cats as they embark on an adventure to save their home. It's worth playing for the pixel art alone.

Swordigo

If you liked Grimvalor, one of our earlier suggestions, then you'll want to check out Swordigo. They're very similar games, which is totally fine with me. Though Swordigo is new to me, I'm having a blast with it. It features fun platforming, enjoyable combat, and RPG mechanics to improve your character as you go along.

You'll have to find more powerful weapons to take down your enemies. The more dangerous the area and enemies, the better weapons you will find. There are also spells to discover, bolstering your arsenal to take on new challenges. One thing that won't hinder you is the touchscreen controls, which are excellent and customizable.

Swordigo presents a nice challenge, though not nearly as much as Grimvalor. It's still worth your time, and it's free to start it out with ads, but a mere $1.49 to remove those ads. There are also other support options for a few cents more.

Swordigo

Free, $1.49 to remove ads at Google Play Store

Enjoy another great hack-and-slash platformer with Swordigo. Strengthen your character and find new weapons and spells.

Sword of Xolan

Despite its rough English, Sword of Xolan is a fantastic platformer. Its pixel art is on point and it plays quite well. There's plenty to do here and the game is completely free and ad-supported. You can pay a very small fee and remove the ads, though. Otherwise, you have one of the best games on this list.

You play as Xolan, a young hero who stands against this game's big bad guy. You'll be asked to slay devilish enemies, save captured citizens, and find hidden treasure chests. You can expect 30 levels, some time challenges, and a few bosses. You can also chase cards to improve Xolan's skills and achievements.

Sword of Xolan is great. The touchscreen controls are decent, but they're also customizable. Better yet, there's gamepad support. A mere $0.99 will remove the ads, and that's a small price to pay a developer who put out a great game.

Sword of Xolan

Free, $0.99 to remove ads at Google Play Store

Follow Xolan as he strikes back against the evil in the world. Experience the combat and enjoy the pixel art while you're at it.

Terraria

Another popular game that made its way to mobile, Terraria, is an open sandbox platformer focusing on exploration. Think Minecraft in 2D. It's more on the relaxing side of things, though there is some combat involved. Otherwise, you'll be spending your time wandering, crafting, and building.

The world is procedurally-generated, so you'll have a different adventure every time. You get three basic tools to start, one for digging, combat, and cutting up wood. Otherwise, you'll explore and try to find resources, which can either be discovered in caves or dropped by enemies.

Much like Minecraft, you make your own way in Terraria. It's a great game to sit back and relax with. It's not for everyone, but it's still deserving of a place on this list. You can pick it up for $5 with no ads or other IAPs.

Terraria

$5 at Google Play Store

Explore, craft, build, and fight in Terraria. This sandbox platformer is sure to keep you entertained.

Update December 2021: Added Nameless Cat to our list!

23 Feb 21:02

Nicholas Winton saved 100s of children from the Holocaust

by Jason Kottke

In 1938-39 on the eve of World War II, Nicholas Winton established an organization to rescue Jewish children living in Czechoslovakia from the Holocaust by giving them safe passage to Britain, which had recently approved a measure allowing refugees younger than 17 entry into the country. Winton’s organization ended up saving 669 children — future poets, politicians, scientists, and filmmakers among them. Getting these children out of Czechoslovakia was literally a matter of life and death. From Winton’s Wikipedia page:

The last group of 250, scheduled to leave Prague on 1 September 1939, were unable to depart. With Hitler’s invasion of Poland on the same day, the Second World War had begun. Of the children due to leave on that train, only two survived the war.

Although he continued his humanitarian work after the war, Winton rarely spoke of his efforts in saving the children. The full scope of what he had done was revealed only after his wife found a scrapbook in 1988 of the children’s names and the names of the British families that had taken them in. The public learned of Winton’s efforts on a TV show called That’s Life. Winton believed he was attending the show as an audience member, but it was revealed that he was actually sitting amongst about 2 dozen of the now-grown children that he had saved:

For his efforts, Winton was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in 2003. He died just a year and a half ago, at the age of 106.

Tags: Holocaust   Nicholas Winton   TV   video
06 Jul 12:09

CodeSOD: Classic WTF: RegExp from Down Under

by Alex Papadimoulis
This particularly bad example of regular expressions and client side validation was originally published in 2009. I thought Australia was supposed to be upside down, not bass ackwards. - Remy

"The company I work for sells vacation packages for Australia," writes Nathan, "and for whatever reason, they're marketed under different two different brands — redacted-travel.com.au and redacted-travel.com — depending on whether you live Down Under or somewhere else in the world."

Nathan continues, "one of the requirements for the international website (redacted-travel.com) is to disallow people from within Australia and New Zealand to make bookings. But the way this is done from the front end... well, it's a real gem."


/**
  *Checks to see if Australia is typed into the other country box
  */
  function checkContactCountry(inputBox)
  {
    var validator = new RegExp(
         /^(A|a)(U|u)(S|s)(T|t)(R|r)(A|a)(L|l)(I|i)(A|a)
          |(N|n)(E|e)(W|w)(Z|z)(E|e)(A|a)(L|l)(A|a)(N|n)(D|d)
          |(N|n)(E|e)(W|w) (Z|z)(E|e)(A|a)(L|l)(A|a)(N|n)(D|d)$/);

    if(validator.test(inputBox.value))
    {
         alert("Your Residential Address must be outside Australia. "
             + "Enter your residential address outside this country,"
             + "or visit redacted-travel.com.au to make a booking if "
             + " you live in Australia.");
         inputBox.focus();
         inputBox.select();                  
    }
 }
 
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30 Oct 10:36

Git

Rastor

So true!

If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.
30 Jan 12:15

Super Bowl

My hobby: Pretending to miss the sarcasm when people show off their lack of interest in football by talking about 'sportsball' and acting excited to find someone else who's interested, then acting confused when they try to clarify.
20 Oct 19:06

ISIS Roots Trace Back to Bush Admin

by Washingtons Blog

The U.S. Has Radicalized the Middle East

ISIS Is Run By Former Iraqi Generals … Many Are Members Of Saddam Hussein’s Secular Baath Party Who Converted To Radical Islam In American Prisons

U.S. Foreign Policy Created Many More Terrorists Than It Killed

The New Yorker reports:

ISIS is run by a council of former Iraqi generals, according to Hisham Alhashimi, an adviser to the Iraqi government and an expert on ISIS. Many are members of Saddam Hussein’s secular Baath Party who converted to radical Islam in American prisons.

In other words, ISIS was created by not only the war in Iraq, but American terror-creating foreign policy.

As we’ve reported for years, U.S. foreign policy is creating many more terrorists than it’s killing.

The U.S. Has Radicalized the Middle East

Wittingly or unwittingly, the U.S. has radicalized the Middle East.

The U.S. carried out regime change in Iran in 1953 … which led to radicalization in the country. Specifically, the CIA admits that the U.S. overthrew the moderate, suit-and-tie-wearing, Democratically-elected prime minister of Iran in 1953. (He was overthrown because he had nationalized Iran’s oil, which had previously been controlled by BP and other Western oil companies). As part of that action, the CIA admits that it hired Iranians to pose as Communists and stage bombings in Iran in order to turn the country against its prime minister.   If the U.S. hadn’t overthrown the moderate Iranian government, the fundamentalist Mullahs would have never taken over. Iran has been known for thousands of years for tolerating Christians and other religious minorities.

America has long supported the fundamentalist Islamic radicals in Saudi Arabia, and funded their radical madrassa schools.  At the same time, we have attacked moderate Arabs … leading to a proliferation of the crazies.

Our Wars In the Middle East Have Created More Terrorists

Security experts – including both conservatives and liberals – agree that waging war in the Middle East weakens national security and increases terrorism. See this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

Ooops.

Killing innocent civilians is one of the main things which increases terrorism. As one of the top counter-terrorism experts (the former number 2 counter-terrorism expert at the State Department) told me, starting wars against states which do not pose an imminent threat to America’s national security increases the threat of terrorism because:

One of the principal causes of terrorism is injuries to people and families.

The Iraq war wasn’t even fought to combat terrorism. And Al Qaeda wasn’t even in Iraq until the U.S. invaded that country.

And top CIA officers say that drone strikes increase terrorism (and see this).

Furthermore, James K. Feldman – former professor of decision analysis and economics at the Air Force Institute of Technology and the School of Advanced Airpower Studies – and other experts say that foreign occupation is the main cause of terrorism

University of Chicago professor Robert A. Pape – who specializes in international security affairs – points out:

Extensive research into the causes of suicide terrorism proves Islam isn’t to blame — the root of the problem is foreign military occupations.

***

Each month, there are more suicide terrorists trying to kill Americans and their allies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and other Muslim countries than in all the years before 2001 combined.

***

New research provides strong evidence that suicide terrorism such as that of 9/11 is particularly sensitive to foreign military occupation, and not Islamic fundamentalism or any ideology independent of this crucial circumstance. Although this pattern began to emerge in the 1980s and 1990s, a wealth of new data presents a powerful picture.

More than 95 percent of all suicide attacks are in response to foreign occupation, according to extensive research [co-authored by James K. Feldman - former professor of decision analysis and economics at the Air Force Institute of Technology and the School of Advanced Airpower Studies] that we conducted at the University of Chicago’s Project on Security and Terrorism, where we examined every one of the over 2,200 suicide attacks across the world from 1980 to the present day. As the United States has occupied Afghanistan and Iraq, which have a combined population of about 60 million, total suicide attacks worldwide have risen dramatically — from about 300 from 1980 to 2003, to 1,800 from 2004 to 2009. Further, over 90 percent of suicide attacks worldwide are now anti-American. The vast majority of suicide terrorists hail from the local region threatened by foreign troops, which is why 90 percent of suicide attackers in Afghanistan are Afghans.

Israelis have their own narrative about terrorism, which holds that Arab fanatics seek to destroy the Jewish state because of what it is, not what it does. But since Israel withdrew its army from Lebanon in May 2000, there has not been a single Lebanese suicide attack. Similarly, since Israel withdrew from Gaza and large parts of the West Bank, Palestinian suicide attacks are down over 90 percent.

***

The first step is recognizing that occupations in the Muslim world don’t make Americans any safer — in fact, they are at the heart of the problem.

Our Program of Torture Created Terrorists

In addition, torture creates new terrorists:

  • A top counter-terrorism expert says torture increases the risk of terrorism (and see this).
  • One of the top military interrogators said that torture by Americans of innocent Iraqis is the main reason that foreign fighters started fighting against Americans in Iraq in the first place (and see this).
  • Former counter-terrorism czar Richard A. Clarke says that America’s indefinite detention without trial and abuse of prisoners is a leading Al Qaeda recruiting tool
  • A 30-year veteran of CIA’s operations directorate who rose to the most senior managerial ranks, says:

    Torture creates more terrorists and fosters more acts of terror than it could possibly neutralize.

“The administration’s policies concerning [torture] and the resulting controversies … strengthened the hand of our enemies.”

  • General Petraeus said that torture hurts our national security
  • And the reporter who broke Iran-Contra and other stories says that torture actually helped Al Qaeda, by giving false leads to the U.S. which diverted its military, intelligence and economic resources into wild goose chases

Remember, the secular Iraqi generals who now lead ISIS converted to radical Islam in American prisons … where they were undoubtedly tortured.

17 Apr 00:55

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03 Mar 03:23

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23 Jan 14:36

NSA Apologists Try to Smear Snowden

by Washingtons Blog

NSA Apologists Try to Smear Snowden as a “Russian Spy” … Exactly Like Authorities Tried to Smear Daniel Ellsberg, Ben Franklin and Samuel Adams

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But Even the FBI and NSA Say There’s No Evidence that Snowden Worked With Others

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While NSA apologists like Mike Rogers say that Snowden is a Russian spy, the New York Times observes:

Officials at both the N.S.A. and the F.B.I. have said their investigations have turned up no evidence that Mr. Snowden was aided by others.

The Freedom of the Press Foundation points out that the Nixon administration also tried to smear Daniel Ellsberg as a Russian spy:

While it’s well-known that Rep. Rogers has a long history of making things up and telling the media, it’s less known that his tactics are drawn straight from Richard Nixon’s playbook, when his administration tried to discredit Daniel Ellsberg after he leaked the Pentagon Papers to the New York Times in 1971.

Ellsberg is commonly looked at as the quintessential whistleblower today, but shortly after he leaked the top secret Vietnam War study, the Nixon administration made a concerted effort to paint him as a Soviet spy in the press, using anonymous quotes and non-existent ‘secret’ evidence. (Sound familiar?)

This is from the New York Times on August 11, 1973:

An attorney for Dr. Daniel Ellsberg has chided the Senate Watergate committee for failing to challenge what he called “totally false and slanderous” testimony by the former White House aide, John D. Ehrlichman, suggesting that Dr. Ellsberg delivered copies of the Pentagon papers to the Soviet embassy.

“During his testimony before your committee, Mr. Ehrlichman repeatedly asserted that the Pentagon papers had been given in 1971 to the Soviet Embassy and implied that this might have been done by my client, Dr. Daniel Ellsberg, or with his knowledge,” the attorney, Leonard B. Boudin, who wrote the committee. “These allegations are made of whole cloth; they are totally false and slanderous of Dr. Ellsberg.”

In December 1973, the New York Times reported on Nixon administration’s alleged reasoning for starting the White House Plumbers unit, which conducted several illegal operations against Ellsberg and the Watergate break-in:

One was a fear—nourished in part, some sources said, by Henry A. Kissinger, then the President’s national security adviser—that Daniel Ellsberg, who said he turned over the Pentagon papers to the press, might pass on to the Soviet Union secrets far more important than any information contained in the Pentagon study of the Vietnam war.

Specifically, the sources said, the White House feared that Dr. Ellsberg, a former Rand Corporation and Defense Department official, may have been a Soviet intelligence informer who, in the weeks after publication of the Pentagon Papers in June, 1971, was capable of turning over details of the most closely held nuclear targeting secrets of the United States, which were contained in a highly classified documents known as the Single Integrated Operation Plans, or S.I.O.P.

The second major concern was that a highly placed Soviet agent of the K.G.B., the Soviet intelligence agency, operating as an American counterspy, would be compromised by continued inquiry by the special prosecutor and the Senate Watergate committee into the Ellsberg case. The agent informed his F.B.I. contact that a set of the Pentagon papers had been delivered to the Soviet Embassy in Washington shortly after a Federal court had ordered The Times to stop printing its series of articles on the papers.

In July 1974, the New York Times published a leaked Nixon administration memo written in August 1971 on how they could discredit Ellsberg’s principal lawyer Leonard B. Boudin:

Most of what Daniel Ellsberg has said in public since he acknowledged stealing the Pentagon Papers seems calculated to position him as having responded to an order of morality higher than his onetime solemn undertakings to his country. This rationale, let it be remembered, was earlier employed by atomic spies Klaus Fuchs, David Greenglass, Morton Sobell and Bruno Pontecorvo.

And although there is as yet no conclusive evidence that Daniel Ellsberg acted on specific instructions of the Soviet Union—as did those earlier informants—the distinct possibility remains that Ellsberg’s “higher order” will one day be revealed as the Soviet Fatherland. For history is replete with repetition and notable similarities exist.

But in the case of Daniel Ellsberg the benefits of [an acquittal] will accrue to the Soviet Union, the Vietcong and Communist China. For if Boudin is again successful—as he has been so often in the past—the agents of foreign powers will enjoy a liberty of action never before accorded them in the history of our country.

Whether it’s the Nixon administration or anyone else, any allegations made with no proof—and under the veil of secrecy—deserve extreme skepticism and strong pushback from the press. Rep. Mike Rogers’ evidence-free smears against Edward Snowden are no different.

Indeed, Founding Fathers Benjamin Franklin and Samuel Adams did exactly what Edward Snowden did … and were likewise labeled as traitors by the British government.

 

16 Jan 01:13

Why the universe may be nothing more than math

by Valentina Palladino

If you're not already a physicist, you need to mentally prepare yourself for MIT professor Max Tegmark's explanation of how our entire universe isn't just described by math, but is math. Scientific American published an excerpt from Tegmark's new book, Our Mathematical Universe, which explains that our universe is just an external reality made of a mathematical structure covered up by "baggage." He uses a couple of surprisingly gripping analogies to explain this, like describing a "basketball trajectory" in terms of particles and parabolas, and how the "Immortal Game" in chess can be stripped down to relationships between the game's abstract entities. While it's not a strictly new theory, it's mind-blowing stuff that Tegmark makes...

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14 Jan 12:34

Why Does Anyone Still Believe the NSA?

by Washingtons Blog

Only a FOOL Still Believes the NSA

 

The NSA and other intelligence officials have been repeatedly caught lying about their spying programs.

Officials in the legislative, judicial and executive branches of government all say that the mass surveillance on Americans is unnecessary:

  • 3 Senators with top secret clearance “have reviewed this surveillance extensively and have seen no evidence that the bulk collection of Americans’ phone records has provided any intelligence of value that could not have been gathered through less intrusive means”

A member of the White House review panel on NSA surveillance said he was “absolutely” surprised when he discovered the agency’s lack of evidence that the bulk collection of telephone call records had thwarted any terrorist attacks.“It was, ‘Huh, hello? What are we doing here?’” said Geoffrey Stone, a University of Chicago law professor….

“That was stunning. That was the ballgame,” said one congressional intelligence official, who asked not to be publicly identified. “It flies in the face of everything that they have tossed at us.”

The conclusions of the panel’s reports were at direct odds with public statements by President Barack Obama and U.S. intelligence officials.

Top terrorism and security experts also agree, saying that:

Indeed, the NSA itself no longer claims that its mass spying program has stopped terror attacks or saved lives. Instead, intelligence spokesmen themselves now claim that mass spying is just an “insurance policy” to give “peace of mind”.

But given that mass surveillance by governments on their own people have always been used – for at least 500 years – to crush dissent, that the NSA has a long history of spying on Congress for political purposes, and that high-level NSA whistleblowers say that the NSA is using spying to blackmail politicians and social critics and to prosecute people the government dislikes, the question is whose peace of mind the programs preserve

And while the NSA claims that disclosure of its spying programs hurts America’s security, that’s what authoritarians always say. For example:

  • When leakers disclosed that the FBI was conducting mass spying on – and smearing – anti-war Americans, attorney general John Mitchell said that the leaks would “endanger” the lives of government agents

So how can anyone believe the NSA at this point?

Unfortunately, fear of terror makes people unable to think straight … and when the government undertakes a large, idiotic project – like launching the Iraq war – many people will go to great lengths to grasp at straws to try to rationalize the government’s ill-conceived campaign.

The minority of Americans who believe the NSA have – sadly – fallen for the same trick

18 Dec 12:28

Everything is a Remix: The iPhone

by Barry Ritholtz
18 Dec 12:27

Four short links: 18 December 2013

by Nat Torkington
  1. Cyberpunk 2013 — a roleplaying game shows a Gibsonian view of 2013 from 1988. (via Ben Hammersley)
  2. The Future Computer Utility — 1967 prediction of the current state. There are several reasons why some form of regulation may be required. Consider one of the more dramatic ones, that of privacy and freedom from tampering. Highly sensitive personal and important business information will be stored in many of the contemplated systems. Information will be exchanged over easy-to-tap telephone lines. At best, nothing more than trust—or, at best, a lack of technical sophistication—stands in the way of a would-be eavesdropper. All data flow over the lines of the commercial telephone system. Hanky-panky by an imaginative computer designer, operator, technician, communications worker, or programmer could have disastrous consequences. As time-shared computers come into wider use, and hold more sensitive information, these problems can only increase. Today we lack the mechanisms to insure adequate safeguards. Because of the difficulty in rebuilding complex systems to incorporate safeguards at a later date, it appears desirable to anticipate these problems. (via New Yorker)
  3. Lantronix XPort Pro Lx6a secure embedded device server supporting IPv6, that barely larger than an RJ45 connector. The device runs Linux or the company’s Evolution OS, and is destined to be used in wired industrial IoT / M2M applications.
  4. Pond — interesting post-NSA experiment in forward secure, asynchronous messaging for the discerning. Pond messages are asynchronous, but are not a record; they expire automatically a week after they are received. Pond seeks to prevent leaking traffic information against everyone except a global passive attacker. (via Morgan Mayhem)
11 Dec 11:57

Phone Keypad

by xkcd

Phone Keypad

I use one of those old phones where you type with numbers—for example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. Some words have consecutive letters on the same number. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key?

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We can answer that question with the following headache-inducing shell command, which finds all words in a given list which use the same key a bunch of times in a row:

cat wordlist.txt | perl -pe 's/^(.*)\$/\L\$& \U\$&/g' | tr 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' '2223334445556667777888999' | grep -P "(.)\1\1\1\1\1"

The winner, according to this script, is nonmonogamous, which requires you to type seven consecutive letters (nonmono) with the "6" key.[1]It's actually tied with nonmonotonic. These no doubt both lose to more obscure words which weren't in the wordlists I used.

Phone Keyboard Sentences

It's rare for a word to have all its letters on the same key; the longest common ones are only a few letters.[2]Like "tutu". Nevertheless, using only these words, we can write a high def MMO on TV, a phrase whose words use only one number key each.

There are plenty of other phrases like this, although some of them are a bit of a stretch:

Typing issues like this aren't limited to old phone keyboards. For any text input system, you can find phrases which are weird to type.

QWERTY Keyboards

It's a well-known piece of trivia among word geeks that "stewardesses" is the longest common word you can type on a QWERTY keyboard using only the left hand.

In fact, it's possible to write entire sentences with just the left hand. For example, try typing the words We reserved seats at a secret Starcraft fest. Weird, huh?

Let's take a look at a few more sentences—written with the help of some even messier shell commands and Python scripts[3]I constructed these sentences by searching text logs for sentence fragments that fit a particular constraint, then randomly connecting those groups together using a technique called Markov chaining. You can see the code I used here.—which follow various constraints:

Left hand only

Right hand only

Home row only

Top row only

And lastly, if anyone wants to know why you're not more active on social media, you only need the top row to explain that you're ...

17 May 06:41

[Google I/O] 53-Minute Android Developer Tools Session Video Shows Everything You Want To Know About Android Studio IDE

by Jeremiah Rice

android-studio Yesterday Google launched an early access preview of Android Studio, an integrated development environment (IDE) for Android based on IntelliJ IDEA. This one-stop shop for coding, compiling, and testing includes all the standard Android SDK tools, plus build support, quick fixes, tools to catch major coding flaws, and a preview window. The Android Developer Tools session at Google I/O went into massive detail on the new project. The 53-minute session is embedded below, in case you couldn't make it.

One of the cooler features of Android Studio is the multitalented preview window, which shows your code running on mock-ups of most of the standard Nexus devices in a real-time layout.

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22 Apr 13:15

Your Entire Financial Life in One Deceptively Simple Chart

by Jonathan Ping

Time for fun with charts! A famous chart in the early retirement community is The Crossover Point from the book Your Money or Your Life, which shows that you’ve reached financial independence when your investment income equals your monthly expenses:

Fellow blogger Adrian of 7million7years also shared a related chart from Chris Han of Quora, where wealth is the shaded area between your income and expenses:

Specifically, if you plotted all your income and expenses over time, the shaded area between would the amount you’ve saved your entire financial life. Bigger shaded area, bigger nest egg.

(Math nerds: The units of income are dollars/time, i.e. $50,000 per year. Therefore, the area under the curve – integrals anyone? – is indeed dollars. If you measured the area under the curve for the green line, that would be all the money you’ve ever made. Do the same for the red line and that’d be all the money you’ve ever spent. The difference is what you’ve saved. Ignoring investment returns, that is indeed your wealth!)

The Problem

I’ve worked with people making $30,000 a year, and with those making over $300,000 a year. In both places, there are folks working until they’re past 65+ and still worrying about retirement. I suspect this is why:

See the problem? Expenses tend to rise with income (lifestyle inflation), so that the size of the wealth wedge tends to stay the same! Sure, your house may be bigger and your car may park itself, but if their chart looks like this, they would all end in the same place if they faced extended unemployment: BANKRUPTCY.

The Solution

You have to mind the gap between income and expenses. This is another one of those simple but hard principles of personal finance. Some people find it easier to increase income. Some people find it easier to minimize expenses. It really doesn’t matter, as long as you keep the same amount of distance between the two lines the amount saved is the same.

Here are some parting thoughts. Chris adds:

Decreasing the slope of the red line becomes significantly harder over time as you grow accustomed to your lifestyle.

Adrian adds:

…it is easier to grow Wealth dramatically by increasing the slope of the green Income line than it is to decrease the slope of the red Expense line.

I would add that while increasing income is super-duper-awesome, lowering expenses has a double-impact. The lower your expenses, the bigger the Wealth wedge, and the smaller the Wealth wedge you need to be financially free. A high-income person and an average-income person could save the same amount, but the person with a much lower income could have a higher multiple of their expenses saved up and thus actually be better off financially.

What’s your insight into this deceptively simple chart?




Your Entire Financial Life in One Deceptively Simple Chart from My Money Blog.


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17 Apr 18:36

AMC teams up with Joseph Kosinski and 'Pacific Rim' writer for sci-fi drama 'Ballistic City'

by Bryan Bishop
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We're just days away from the US release of Oblivion, and director Joseph Kosinski is adding another project to his to-do list: a new television show with AMC. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the network is developing Ballistic City, a futuristic cop drama described as "a blend of Chinatown and Blade Runner." It's being written by Travis Beacham, a writer with credits like Clash of the Titans and the upcoming Pacific Rim to his name. Kosinski is attached to direct the pilot and then executive produce the series.

According to the Reporter, the show is focused on a former police offer who finds himself exploring the criminal underworld of a city that is built into a "generational" spaceship heading for an unknown destination. D...

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25 Mar 22:55

1910s Paris color photos redone in contemporary Paris

by Jason Kottke

In past few months, I linked to two collections of color photos of Paris taken in the 1910s and 1920s under the direction of Albert Kahn.

Albert Kahn Paris

Recently Rue89 sent photographer Audrey Cerdan to recapture some of those old scenes in modern day Paris and knocked up an interface so that you can slide back and forth between the old and current photos. In some of the pairs of photos, pharmacies, tabacs, and boulangeries are in the same places. (thx, christophe)

Tags: Albert Kahn   Audrey Cerdan   early color photography   Paris
24 Mar 03:01

IRS Spent $60,000 Producing Star Trek Parody

by timothy
An anonymous reader writes According to the AP, the IRS is being "scolded for spending $60,000 dollars on an elaborate parody video that played at a 2010 conference. 'The video features an elaborate set depicting the control room, or bridge, of the spaceship featured in the hit TV show. IRS workers portray the characters, including one who plays Mr. Spock, complete with fake hair and pointed ears. The production value is high even though the acting is what one might expect from a bunch of tax collectors. In the video, the spaceship is approaching the planet 'Notax,' where alien identity theft appears to be a problem.' You can find the hilarious and/or nausea-inducing video on YouTube."

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19 Mar 17:39

[New Game] Plasma Sky Delivers A Beautiful Space Shooter, Plus Lots And Lots Of Lasers

by Cody Toombs

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I love classic arcade shooters! Neon graphics, fast moving foes, and chirpy sound effects. That style takes me back to the days of playing Asteroid or Galaga on massive cabinets, where reflexes and planning were fundamental and a quarter only bought 3 lives. Spikepit Games brings some of that feeling back with Plasma Sky, but you can keep the change in your pocket.

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Like other entries in the Shmup (Shoot'em Up) category, you are in control of a gunship as it battles through an army of oncoming foes. The standard fare of choreographed enemy waves and boss fights is backed by a familiar old-school techno beat, and collectable power-ups improve the ship's guns and grant special advantages like slowing enemies to a crawl.

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17 Mar 14:05

Watch this: live-action 'Aperture R&D' series takes you deep inside the labs of 'Portal'

by Chris Welch
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If you call yourself a gamer, odds are fairly good you've played through one or both of Valve's acclaimed Portal games. If so, perhaps — in between solving those mind-twisting puzzles — you've wondered what life would be like working inside Aperture Laboratories. A new Portal 2-inspired web series from Wayside Creations aims to satiate your curiosity.

Aperture R&D goes inside the cold, unwelcoming halls of the research facility, following a pair of scientists as they strive to earn the distinction of Lab Team of the Month. Even losing an esteemed colleague to a turret laser doesn't dissuade our protagonists from pursuing the prize. Episode one contains some nice references and callbacks to Valve's inventive series, and the acting...

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17 Mar 14:00

Wingsuit flying in Rio de Janeiro

by Jason Kottke

Watch as Ludovic Woerth & Jokke Sommer fly through a hole in a building in central Rio de Janeiro that looks not much more than 15 feet wide. Jesus.

And speaking of Jesus, another pair of wingsuiters flew under the arms of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio a few years ago. (via @rands)

Tags: Rio de Janeiro   sports   video
15 Mar 03:03

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