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16 Dec 00:19

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14 Dec 08:20

AT&T to transparency-seeking shareholders: shut up and take what you're given

by Cory Doctorow

Alan writes, "In a formal response to a motion by shareholders to get a vote requiring AT&T to publish a transparency report the telecom giant has said, essentially, it's none of your business."

The response claims that the decision (not) to publish a transparency report is a matter of normal business operation and so should not be the subject of a shareholder vote. Oh, and anyway they would only disclose what they've given to law enforcement. Cooperation with the three-letter-agencies still wouldn't be in the report. So, nyah!

AT&T Responds to Shareholders’ Concerns on User Data [Brian X Chen/NYT]

(Thanks, Alan!)

    






11 Dec 03:17

They're Basically Real Dinosaurs

dinosaurs,mind blown,funny,oil

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: dinosaurs , mind blown , funny , oil
09 Dec 22:04

Whoa, Slow Down Maurice!

by Brad
Untitled-2

Gaston divulges a little known secret about Belle’s father.

09 Dec 14:02

TRUTH!



TRUTH!

07 Dec 19:38

Battlefield 4 Reinvents Jousting With Jet Skis And Bazookas

by Gergo Vas
Bewarethewumpus

I would totally watch this as a for-real sporting event.

Battlefield 4 Reinvents Jousting With Jet Skis And Bazookas

Having a good time in Battlefield 4 in an unconventional way doesn't always mean stacking 64 players into an elevator or changing pilot seats mid-air. There's jet ski jousting! Jackfrags and his crew show us how to play this grand sporting spectacle.

Two teams battle for supremacy on water, while jet skis and rocket launchers replace horses and lances. That's fair enough.

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07 Dec 08:58

Wind Waker: The Musical Is Insanely Catchy

by András Neltz

Actually, Ganon being lactose intolerant would explain all the world-conquering rage. Life without cheese must be hard.

As you might have guessed, indeed it's Random Encounters that is back once more with a lovely performance, this time based on Wind Waker. It's pretty much par for the course as far as Random Encounters vids go—it's fun, catchy, and filled to the brim with references. Definitely give it a listen.

"Legends of Zelda" - Tales of the Wind Waker [Random Encounters@YouTube]

Questions? Comments? Contact the author of this post at andras-AT-kotaku-DOT-com.

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07 Dec 05:19

Carjackers doomed to die in petty theft gone horribly wrong

by Maggie Koerth-Baker
Two days ago, a truck carrying a container of radioactive cobalt-60 (enough to make a dirty bomb) was stolen by carjackers off a highway near Tijuana. Today, authorities found the truck and the men who stole it. The thieves aren't terrorists, just some guys who wanted a truck with a crane attached to it. But, at some point, they opened the container of cobalt-60 and will now almost certainly die from radiation exposure.
    






05 Dec 17:43

Quite possibly the most exciting science fiction weapon to have been offered for public auction

by Mark Frauenfelder

It's appraised at $200,000 to $300,000.

Harrison Ford’s charismatic smuggler, Han Solo, is arguably the most popular character in the original Star Wars trilogy. The space-scoundrel-turned hero’s persona is irrevocably tied to his blaster pistol. Solo was modeled after the rogue gunslingers of the westerns that influenced creator George Lucas. This non-firing blaster was created for The Empire Strikes Back and was also used in Return of the Jedi. It would have been used in the majority of scenes that feature Han, with the heavier, live-fire weapon being used for close-up shots. Particularly noteworthy scenes requiring this lighter version are when Darth Vader uses the Force to lasso the blaster out of Han’s hand in Empire, and in Jedi when Han wrestles with a Stormtrooper to regain possession of his blaster during the Rebels’ encounter with Imperial forces on Endor. Based on the German issue Mauser C96 pistol, this piece, measuring 11 in. long, was custom made for the film from resin by casting the original hero prop from the first Star Wars: A New Hope, it therefore exhibits the same serial number as the hero prop, which is thought to no longer exist. The blaster is exactly in its original filming condition and therefore exhibits wear from use, but retains all of the original details, including the flash suppressor and scope (the eye-piece of which is detailed with reflective scotch-lite tape). The added distinction of this particular piece is that it was also likely used by Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, as both characters shared the same style of weapon in Empire. Accompanied by a letter of authenticity from a noted Star Wars collector. To our knowledge this is the only known example of this type of blaster in private hands. This is a truly incredible item of motion picture history and quite possibly the most exciting science fiction weapon to have been offered for public auction.
Lot 379: Harrison Ford "Han Solo" DL-44 Blaster from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi
    






05 Dec 06:10

Oh God, Don't Move!

04 Dec 15:51

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson
02 Dec 08:52

Vorpal Blade

Bewarethewumpus

Dude needs an onahole like nobody who ever lived. Also, NSFW, srsly.

http://oglaf.com/vorpalblade/

01 Dec 21:39

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01 Dec 21:22

Cyanide & Happiness: The Painting

by Brad
Cyanide

In this latest animated short from Cyanide and Happiness, a painter tries to impress his nude portrait model with a finishing touch of GIF animation to his masterpiece.

01 Dec 20:40

Museum display of toys confiscated from London schoolchildren

by Cory Doctorow
Bewarethewumpus

I still think the reason teachers confiscate toys is because they want to play with them.


A British teacher and artist named Guy Tarrant has assembled two cases' worth of toys confiscated from London schoolchildren, soliciting them from fellow teachers. The collection represents items from 150 schools and 30 years, and is on display at the excellent Victoria and Albert Museum of Childhood in Bethnal Green. The Childhood Museum is very close to my home, and it's one of my favourite London museums -- I like it better, even, than its enormous parent institution, the V&A down in South Kensington.


These “confiscation cabinets,” assembled by veteran teacher and artist Guy Tarrant, are an unusual archive: toys taken from London schoolchildren in 150 different schools, over thirty years.

Tarrant became interested in the toys as tokens of resistance to school routines and teacherly discipline. He enlisted other teachers to donate their own confiscated items to his project. In all, he made eight such cabinets, which are currently on display at the Victoria & Albert Museum of Childhood in London.

A British Teacher's Archive of Confiscated Toys [Rebecca Onion/Slate]

(via Super Punch)

(Photos: Guy Tarrant)

    






01 Dec 18:24

What Are We Teaching Kids About Pirates These Days?

What Are We Teaching Kids About Pirates These Days?

Submitted by: anselmbe

Tagged: kids , parenting , pirates , g rated
01 Dec 17:46

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30 Nov 06:41

Your security question is "aelhjgpoauiehg8934gh438g". Can you please provide me with the answer?

Bewarethewumpus

Hooray for password safes!

30 Nov 06:39

Giving Thanks for Obama

28 Nov 08:06

Is it really harmless?

28 Nov 07:58

The Best Jobs Ever

by noreply@blogger.com (Damn Cool Pics)
Dream jobs...


















28 Nov 07:47

(630): my biography would be...

(630): my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation.".
27 Nov 07:29

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27 Nov 01:37

This is What Internet Baptism Looks Like

by Brad
Bewarethewumpus

In the name of all that is Trolly, tits or GTFO.

Wat
26 Nov 03:47

Leaked NSA report reveals push for new surveillance powers

by Xeni Jardin
A new report in the New York Times by James Risen and Laura Poitras details how National Security Agency officials seeking dominance in intelligence collection, "pledged last year to push to expand surveillance powers," according to a top-secret strategy document leaked by Edward Snowden.
In a February 2012 paper laying out the four-year strategy for the N.S.A.’s signals intelligence operations, which include the agency’s eavesdropping and communications data collection around the world, agency officials set an objective to “aggressively pursue legal authorities and a policy framework mapped more fully to the information age.” Written as an agency mission statement with broad goals, the five-page document said that existing American laws were not adequate to meet the needs of the N.S.A. to conduct broad surveillance in what it cited as “the golden age of Sigint,” or signals intelligence. “The interpretation and guidelines for applying our authorities, and in some cases the authorities themselves, have not kept pace with the complexity of the technology and target environments, or the operational expectations levied on N.S.A.’s mission,” the document concluded.
"N.S.A. Report Outlined Goals for More Power" (nytimes.com)

And don't miss this earlier report by Charlie Savage in the New York Times, "Warrantless Surveillance Continues to Cause Fallout."

Related, in Ars Technica, the US response: "House intel bill adds $75 million to NSA budget to stop future Snowdens."

    






26 Nov 03:27

The great debate between gaming systems

26 Nov 02:04

Penguins chasing a butterfly

by Rob Beschizza
Bewarethewumpus

I like the part where the penguins chase the butterfly.

[Video Link via Arbroath]

    






25 Nov 02:01

'Super Mario 3D World' is the best reason to own a Wii U

by Sam Byford
Bewarethewumpus

Ok, So I'ma get all prophetic on y'all, since I'm drunk and other stuff.

So, Nintendo has effectively put itself in a position with this generation of consoles as the Xbox 360 had with the previous generation. There are almost 20,000,000 Wii U consoles in the wild, while the XBone has been out 3 days and the PS4 has yet to break 5 mil (as far as my research could show, someone prove me wrong.)

Now is Nintendo's moment to make great games and reap huge rewards for having the best game.

It’s been easy to forget about the Wii U lately, with this month's high-profile launches of the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. In fact, it’s been easy to forget about the Wii U in general; Nintendo's console has sold poorly since its release last November, and truly exciting software has been all but non-existent. Until now.

Super Mario 3D World is the best game on the Wii U by far, and arguably the best game to come out this holiday season on any platform. It sees Nintendo finally firing on all cylinders again, at a time when it's needed the most. It's Nintendo at its creative, playful, unhinged best.

Nintendo typically uses its 3D Super Mario titles as a showcase for new hardware, so the design of Super Mario 3D World could have been cause for concern. Rather than trying to reinvent the wheel, it draws most of its influence from 2011's Super Mario 3D Land, a fantastic 3DS title that took many by surprise. Both games share the same isometric perspective and simple eight-way directional control; by limiting camera and player movement, the two come off as an accessible hybrid between previous 2D and 3D Super Mario releases. While the formula is proven, some will certainly feel slightly disappointed that the Wii U isn't seeing an all-new blueprint.


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But Super Mario 3D World blows that notion away within minutes of its opening sequence. Even if the overarching design is something we've seen before, almost every individual stage is bursting with invention. As with the head-spinning Super Mario Galaxy games, Nintendo is more than happy to introduce a completely new gameplay concept only to discard it after a single level, and it's this momentum that ensures Super Mario 3D World is never predictable and never boring. You’ll ride white-water rapids atop a friendly dinosaur, learn to match your jumps to shifting platforms that appear in time with a disco-funk soundtrack, and guide Mario around a Super Mario Kart-inspired track that plays like nothing as much as an early Sonic the Hedgehog game. And that’s without spoiling some of the crazier stages in store.

Tight controls and level design are a given with Super Mario, though; the series' most successful games are the ones that best apply new, recurring elements to the existing template. On that count, too, Super Mario 3D World is a resounding success. You play the game as one of four protagonists — Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad, harkening back to Super Mario Bros. 2 on the NES. Each has subtle differences in control: Luigi has a slightly more powerful jump than Mario, and Peach's ability to hover in midair makes her perhaps the strongest character. But the quartet can be controlled by up to four people at once, bringing the New Super Mario Bros. games' riotous multiplayer into 3D for the first time.

Almost every individual stage is bursting with invention

The new power-ups are also instant classics. Cat Mario is both the cutest and one of the most powerful abilities the Italian plumber has ever attained, letting him scamper up the side of walls, claw away attacking Goombas, and scale the top of the level-ending flagpoles for maximum points. Double Mario, meanwhile, is a mind-bending addition that sends clones to run alongside your character and mirror their every action. It’s sometimes a boon, but often sent me into paroxysms of rage as I failed to wrap my head around controlling as many as five Marios at once.

Nintendo has specifically designed certain levels to provoke that sort of reaction, and I found myself gently cursing Kyoto for bestowing this "power" upon me. Still, letting one of them die doesn’t count as a lost life, and it does feel more fair to take on the Hammer Bros. when there are two of you. The power-up is also a neat way to handle some of the levels that were designed for several characters; although Super Mario 3D World occasionally feels a little lonely for the solo player, I rarely felt that the level design suffered from Nintendo’s collaborative focus.


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One thing that Super Mario 3D World is not is a showcase for the Wii U's signature feature, the tablet-style GamePad controller. While there is the occasional stage that requires you to manipulate objects with the touchscreen, these are few and far between, and for the most part Super Mario 3D World is entirely playable with a regular controller. I actually found it far more comfortable to play with the underutilized but excellent Wii U Pro Controller most of the time. You can also play directly on the GamePad without the need for a TV, though I wouldn't recommend it; the camera angles tend to be too zoomed-out to be comfortable. And relegating Super Mario 3D World to the low-resolution GamePad screen would be a shame, because it's a stunningly beautiful game.

The Wii U isn't a graphical powerhouse next to its new competitors from Sony and Microsoft, of course, but Nintendo knows how to use it. Super Mario 3D World shows Wii owners exactly what they missed out on after Nintendo chose to sidestep HD visuals back in 2006, and the Wii U's extra power turns out to provide the perfect canvas for the Mushroom Kingdom's vibrant art style.

The Wii U isn't a graphical powerhouse, but Nintendo knows how to use it

With its colorful lighting, cute characters, and delectable textures, it's difficult to imagine how much better Super Mario 3D World could look on a more powerful machine. It runs at a smooth 60 frames per second, and though it's not as technically demanding a game as the likes of Killzone: Shadow Fall, the results are gorgeous. The brilliantly diverse soundtrack also deserves a mention; it’s not quite as majestic as Galaxy’s orchestral score, but it’s a huge improvement on the jaunty retro tunes found in most recent Mario releases.

Super Mario 3D World won’t save the Wii U alone. The 2D New Super Mario Bros. games routinely outsell their 3D counterparts, and Nintendo already blew that chance with the mediocre New Super Mario Bros. U a year ago. But alongside the equally superb The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds — which also comes out today — it’s a reminder that Nintendo is one of the best developers in the world when it wants to be, and that the Wii U will no doubt receive further titles in the future with the same unparalleled attention to detail lavished upon them. It’s taken over a year, but the Wii U finally has a must-play title to call its own — and Nintendo has two instant classics this holiday season.

Super Mario 3D World is out on the Wii U today.

24 Nov 19:29

Walruse

21 Nov 07:30

Example of how the police can search your car without a warrant or your consent [video]

by Mark Frauenfelder
Bewarethewumpus

Reminds me of my experience with getting sniffed by a drug dog. I guess I was more lucky than this guy.

https://sites.google.com/a/openworkideas.com/wumpus-stomping-grounds/blog/howipaid70forak-9unittosniffmycarfordrugs

Question: "Am I free to go or am I being detained?"

Answer: "Duh constitution don't apply at checkpoints."

The cops are desperate to bust this young man. They are surprised to discover that they are being videoed.

(Thanks, Mikea)