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10 Oct 13:10

moonlitwitch: Sometimes I just get a flash of fear when I remember that Trump is legit seriously...

moonlitwitch:

Sometimes I just get a flash of fear when I remember that Trump is legit seriously for real a possibility for becoming the next President of the US. 

Like. I’m just severely upset. 

Even if he doesn’t win, there’s that very real terrifying reminder that my fellow countrypeeps LET HIM GET THIS FAR.

I knew my country was shit, but this is Too Real. 

10 Oct 13:09

prasejeebus: I’M WEAK



prasejeebus:

I’M WEAK

10 Oct 13:08

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Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

while I was saying this he tried to dodge the question about whether or not he still wants to ban all Muslims from entering America and yelled at Martha Raddatz for asking him to answer the question

while I was typing THIS he yelled at Martha Raddatz again for trying to move on to the next question, claiming Hillary went over her time. Martha refused to allow him this lie, and he got even more pissed off

He just said “I know nothing about Russia” and then had to backpedal when he realized what he’d just said

I’ve lost count of the amount of times Anderson Cooper has had to say “Please allow her to respond, she didn’t interrupt you”

Martha had to stop Donald from attempting to respond to Hillary’s response (which was not something he gets according to the rules) to tell him it’s supposed to be about the audience

Just for the record, I know it looks like I’m JUST listing off Donald Trump’s fuckups in this debate, but I’m listing both candidates’ mistakes, it’s just that Hillary’s biggest political mistake thus far in the debate is mispronouncing the word “fast” and given that the other guy has said “bigly” during this debate I feel like it’s hard to make this seem fair

He just praised Assad and Russia

Martha has taken to just repeating the question louder when he’s refusing to answer the question

He just said America was stupid

Everything I’m typing is a primary source and the history students of the future can use it for their essays, just make sure to cite me, Daniel Sabato 2016

if you take a shot every time he interrupts, shouts down his opponent or the moderator, refuses to answer the voters’ questions, or uses the word “disaster,” you will be dead of alcohol poisoning TONIGHT

He’s trying to make it sound like the moderators are being unfair to him because they keep calling him on breaking rules but they don’t call out Clinton as much, but the fact is that Clinton is just… not breaking the rules as much….

somebody reblogged this post and tagged it “not homestuck” and I’m not 100% sure they’re right

Honestly, this is the best summary I’ve seen so far of what the fuck just went down

10 Oct 13:05

neo-trickster: Basically this entire debate.



neo-trickster:

Basically this entire debate.

09 Oct 03:46

nudeparrot: ghostasscommie: memecucker: This clown sub-plot is gonna tie into the main Trump...

nudeparrot:

ghostasscommie:

memecucker:

This clown sub-plot is gonna tie into the main Trump storyline at some point you just know it

A clown is going to kill Trump

Jared Leto redemption arc

09 Oct 03:45

ma-at-thought: cuttydarke: fernacular: Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent. Like,...

ma-at-thought:

cuttydarke:

fernacular:

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?

Well, I do now.

09 Oct 03:44

priestessamy: keeponshouting: as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if...

priestessamy:

keeponshouting:

as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking.

I really really really really really needed this

09 Oct 03:44

thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend...











thewinterotter:

allonsyforever:

allonsyforever:

John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault

John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every possible way.

09 Oct 03:43

andreii-tarkovsky: Black-ish - “Acres and a Vote”





















andreii-tarkovsky:

Black-ish - “Acres and a Vote”
09 Oct 03:36

"A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat writers?’ and [Gregory]..."

“A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat writers?’ and [Gregory] Corso, suddenly utterly serious, leans forward and says: “There were women, they were there, I knew them, their families put them in institutions, they were given electric shock. In the ’50s if you were male you could be a rebel, but if you were female your families had you locked up.”

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Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg  (via thisisendless)

FUCK

(via femmeboyant)

I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made.

(via queereyes-queerminds)

09 Oct 03:27

floozys: what stopping girl hate is about: ending internalised misogyny and the prioritisation of...

floozys:

what stopping girl hate is about:

ending internalised misogyny and the prioritisation of men over each other

what stopping girl hate is not about:

expecting women of colour, disabled women and LGBTQA+ women to excuse racism, ableism, homophobia and transmisogyny simply because it’s coming from other women

09 Oct 03:23

autism problem #685

When you only have like 3 outfits with slight variations, because everything else is extremely uncomfortable and Bad

08 Oct 20:22

4mysquad: fuck 



4mysquad:

fuck 

08 Oct 16:25

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08 Oct 16:23

winneganfake: smosh: stand-up-comic-gifs: Baron Vaughn...





















winneganfake:

smosh:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

ALWAYS. REBLOOP.

08 Oct 16:14

pixiegrl: professorspork: femme-with-cherries: galtx: Whipped...

ThePrettiestOne

I don't know what causes it, but it is apparently impossible to adopt only one greyhound. Adopting a greyhound means adopting a herd. It's the only way.

08 Oct 16:12

"And this brings us to the main point. The claim that if wages go up, jobs go down isn’t a..."

“And this brings us to the main point. The claim that if wages go up, jobs go down isn’t a description of reality at all. Nor, in my opinion, does it reflect legitimate economics. It is a negotiating strategy. It is a scam, a con job, a threat — more precisely, it is an intimidation tactic masquerading as a legitimate economic theory. I believe this is where being a businessperson and not an economist leads to greater clarity. Very few economists have ever run a business or negotiated wages. But the first rule in the businessman’s handbook on wage negotiation and suppression is always, always when they ask for a raise, threaten their jobs. It works like a charm and has since the invention of capitalism. You see, the claim if wages go up, employment goes down isn’t made because it is true. It’s made because if people like me can get people like you to believe it is true, I’m going to get richer, and you are going to get poorer. The lower your wages are the higher my profits will be. It’s that simple.”

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Nick Hanauer, “The claim that if wages go up, jobs will go down is not a theory — it’s a scam” (via yamelcakes)

wages are lower in america than they’ve been in decades. so where’s all the jobs?

(via gaydognerd)

08 Oct 16:10

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Punishment

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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08 Oct 15:47

sea-nerd-adventures: “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!” One of our...



sea-nerd-adventures:

“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”

One of our awesome volunteers brought in this submarine as enrichment for the octos, and this little sea monster has had a fantastic time sinking the ship, causing chaos, and finding food while doing so! I love the simplicity of this little vessel as a form of enrichment, and the potential it holds for more complicated activities.

08 Oct 15:40

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08 Oct 15:39

omgmayerbeth: sandandglass: The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily...





















omgmayerbeth:

sandandglass:

The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

YES

08 Oct 05:05

lancrebitch: wrecknician: cardozzza: coffee-and-eugenics: kaijuslayer: I’m very glad that...

lancrebitch:

wrecknician:

cardozzza:

coffee-and-eugenics:

kaijuslayer:

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

I’m glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn’t meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot

………you’re an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them.

“I like the film aesthetics of this movie”
“Wow what is this some kind of SJW bullshit??”

“I like colours lads”
“FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD”

08 Oct 05:02

weavemama: DONT LET THIS SLIDE



weavemama:

DONT LET THIS SLIDE

08 Oct 05:01

miceontoast: sandandglass: Senator Elizabeth Warren on The...

ThePrettiestOne

On the one hand, I know that he's just displaying her tweets on a tablet. On the other hand, I honestly do believe he's had them printed and framed, and has them hung up in his foyer.



















miceontoast:

sandandglass:

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

08 Oct 04:59

arcaneloquence: the-movemnt: Watch: She’s honestly so brave...





















arcaneloquence:

the-movemnt:

Watch: She’s honestly so brave for standing up for herself and her rights

follow @the-movemnt

Gabby Bowie. Say her name. And fuck this school.

Contact Pleasant Grove High principal Wayne Byram and tell the school their actions are racist and unacceptable.

100 Spartan Drive
Pleasant Grove, AL  3512

205-379-5250

08 Oct 04:58

gentlyepigrams: lindira: Fantasy does NOT have to follow real world rules. Fantasy does NOT have...

gentlyepigrams:

lindira:

Fantasy does NOT have to follow real world rules. Fantasy does NOT have to relate to some real world event, country, concept, law, or history. Fantasy does NOT have to mirror any particular time period or country, even if you’re basing your world on a real world one. There is NO SUCH THING as “historical accuracy” in fantasy as it relates to the real world.

THE ONLY THING Fantasy has to do to be believable is follow the established rules OF ITS OWN WORLD. Fantasy can literally be anything you imagine it to be.

If your fantasy world excludes people of color or those belonging to the LGBT+ community, if it’s grossly misogynistic and white cis-male centric, that’s because YOU made it that way. Stop blaming “historical accuracy” or “believability”. It’s not the genre; it’s YOU.

I’m a medievalist by training and I endorse this post. Also go read your medieval history, because there were POC and queer folks and powerful women in medieval Europe in our real-world history. If you choose not to put them in your Euro-fantasy, it’s not history. It’s YOU.

07 Oct 21:01

“They Told Us To Tell You Hello”

by Stubby the Rocket
ThePrettiestOne

goddamnit, ThOR, we had a deal, not more making me cry over robots.

Hannah Weverka poem

A poem by Hannah Weverka. Found via Reddit/Imgur.

07 Oct 20:27

meeko-mar: can we all appreciate that Judy found one of her...

ThePrettiestOne

Auto reshare because I love Zootopia with all my fuzzy little heart.









meeko-mar:

can we all appreciate that Judy found one of her most powerful allies through honest positivity and socialization with another girl

07 Oct 19:39

The Most Incredible Cosplay of New York Comic Con, Day One

by James Whitbrook

New York Comic Con is in full swing, and that means amazing news, interviews, and yes, cosplay. So much amazing cosplay. Here’s our absolute favorite cosplay from day one on the show floor.

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07 Oct 16:12

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