ThePrettiestOne

dingdongyouarewrong:

i genuinely don’t believe there are trump supporters who are good people. if you knowingly support someone who, as president, would make life less safe for women, lgbt+ people, disabled people, people of colour and poor people, you’re not a good person. 

kestrel337:

This is a hug for everyone who is afraid to look away from the election coverage.

This is a hug for everyone who cannot stand to look at them at all.

This is a hug for everyone who has a stomach ache, or a headache, or an anxiety attack.

We’re going to get through this. 

professorthorgi:

To all the people living in Florida, North Carolina, Michigan, and Ohio, who didn’t vote today because you couldn’t “in good consciousness choose between these two candidates.” If you’re watching your states turn red right now and your first thought was “Oh crap! Trump might actually win.”

Congratulations, looks like you could choose between them.

majidjordansgf:

i will literally never forgive white people for getting trump this far

stanluna:

among all the hate posts about states like Florida and Texas I just wanna say I really hope for the safety of all nonwhite populations that happen to live in those states. I think we are too easily forgetting that a state is not a singular entity and that there are many people who are probably very afraid that also live in those states and have to actually live around the people who actively voted for someone that wants to take their rights away

heyhollis:

heyhollis:

no offense but fuck all of the third party voters who thought it was a great idea to divide up the vote and throw a tantrum because their favorite didn’t make it to the final election. 

okay no, you know what?

full offense to all of you who voted for the third party, especially those in the swing states. i don’t know and don’t care what point you’re trying to prove by voting a political party that you’re damn sure isn’t going to win.

If Donald Trump actually wins the election this year, then I’m blaming every single one of you right along with the trump supporters because you let this happen. 

tzun:

stevenb1987:

Samantha Bee’s Names for Donald Trump

naamahdarling:

bisexualbaker:

As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you, someone else putting you in a box is entirely different from getting into a box yourself.

This is the most brilliant, concise, cute, and disarming response to the “but laaaaaaaabels are baaaaaaad” argument that gets used against people trying to self-identify as something as a way of making sure their boundaries are understood and respected.

cumaeansibyl:

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

spacecrygirl:

mdtwn:

happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

karnythia:

cumaeansibyl:

brainstatic:

the90swerentreal:

The best part of this terrible tweet is definitely how it implies some people have more than four biological grandparents.

The second best part is that this excludes the entire Trump family.

The third best part is that she plagiarized this test from Hitler (except it was four non-Jewish grandparents)

and by “third best” I mean “actual worst” holy shit

she was never not awful but she’s on an entirely new level this election

The funniest part? This would actually privilege Indigenous and POC voters. Specifically Black & Latino since you know..we have been here 6,7, & in some cases 8 generations…

It’s an excuse to never clean up.

the-movemnt:

Black feminists deserve to be honored this Election Day, too

Women are leaving their “I Voted” stickers on suffragist Susan B. Anthony’s tombstone in Rochester, New York. But Evette Dionne, a senior editor at Revelist, is asking them to save some of these stickers for Ida B. Wells and other black women who paved the way for women’s rights.

Ida B. Wells was an African-American journalist and pioneering intersectional feminist, who fought for women’s right to vote and against the lynching of black men. Susan B. Anthony was an undeniable leader for white suffragettes, but also had a real history of racism.

follow @the-movemnt

(702):
Ur here to start shit and I’m here to light that shit on fire

afloweroutofstone:

autumnal-palinode:

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”

Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place 

You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again

did you make this just to be petty

Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal

sashayed:

sashayed:

sashayed:

me in a dark forest hammering on the door of Nate Silver’s chicken-legged witch hut: WHERE ARE THE RESULTS

Nate Silver, through a chink in the door: patience, traveler! even the East Coast polls are not yet closed. shall i whisper to thee of the congressional races

me, hurling stones at him: DAMN THY TRIVIAL CHATTER, TINY WARLOCK!!!!!!! COME OUT AND TELL ME WHO FUCKING WINS

canstthoudrawoutleviathan:

copperbadge:

I just read an article that referenced Bill Clinton as “the prospective First Laddie” and I laughed really loudly in the middle of the office.

FIRST LADDIE. It has that perfect mix of prestige, condescension, and brevity that First Gentleman and First Husband lack.

BILL CLINTON FOR FIRST LADDIE

It also fits the existing FLOTUS acronym, so they wouldn’t have to get a new twitter.

And let’s be real, America isn’t ready for the acronym FGOTUS.

olennawhitewyne:

This never stops being relevant and good

suricattus:

THIS is America. 

voidbat:

blaineandsamevanderson:

earily:

micdotcom:

Watch: Obama singing “Purple Rain” to a tiny Prince is exactly why we’re going to miss him

follow @micdotcom for more

Obama don’t go :(

i cannot get over the magnitude of obama, a black man and the president of the united states, singing a prince song to a black child dressed up as prince *at the fucking white house*. i can’t.

flyingeagleclaw:

geniusorinsanity:

cryoverkiltmilk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sexysuni:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“I AM THE BAG DOGE

GUARDIAN OF THIS BAG”

That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge

Right?

Gonna lift this whole doggo

A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:

this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen

A BAG IS JUST A HUG THAT TAKES YOU PLACES!!!!!!!

katekatiebishop:

character moodboards + leverage ot3

↳  ‘Till my dying day.

mintparades:

sure, money can’t buy you “happiness” but it can buy you a sense of financial security, remove the worry of not being able to feed yourself, remove the fear of losing your house, remove the discomfort of not being able to socialize because you don’t have the money to go out, and also it can buy you the new pokemon game and that’s pretty fucking close

Please enjoy your new life of photosynthesis and contemplation!

0tterp0p:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

I love Ms, Marvel!

Please go vote tomorrow! And bring a friend with you!