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25 Jun 20:05

Weekly update: June 24-30

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Good news everyone. It looks like we can finally show some result of what we have been doing for the last couple of months, namely our mobile API. We have been running it on our test server for a week, gathered some initial feedback from several awesome mobile developers, and we think it’s now ready to be tested by the general public.

What does it mean to you? It means that there is now technical possibility to use The Old Reader with your favorite RSS app.

You can already try The Old Reader in Feeddler – free version already supports it, and the Pro version should get updated any time soon. Kudos to Che-Bin Liu for being extremely helpful in testing the API and getting Feeddler integrated so fast.

The documentation for the API is available in a separate github repo. It’s not the best piece of docs we’ve ever seen, but it seems to cover the basic use cases. You are welcome to improve it, just send us a pull request with your adjustments. Please note that even though you can use API both via http and https, we highly encourage you to use https for security reasons.

If you find any bugs or feel that something is not working as expected, please feel free to create a github issue or contact us at api@theoldreader.com.

And last, but not least, spread the word. Let the developer of your favorite RSS app know about The Old Reader API, and ask them to get integrated. We would really like to see more and more apps working with the site bringing native mobile experience to the users of all platforms.

(poster generated by The Keep Calm-O-Matic)

25 Jun 11:22

And Physicists Do It...

chemists puns periodic table science funny - 7592714240

...up, down, on top, on bottom, strangely, and with charm.

Submitted by: (via introverteddork)

23 Jun 21:40

Abandonment Issues

Client: One of our doctors left and started a new office down the street. When you type in their name on Google, their website comes up before ours. Can you contact Google and tell them to change this? We need to come up first.

Me: For their name?

Client: Yeah, that’ll teach him. 

21 Jun 18:12

Anger of the Irish

by admin

21 Jun 00:56

Insulting Jitsu, And Then It Hits You

by Not Always Right
Convenience Store | CO, USA

(I work near a campus which is currently in finals-week, so quite a few students come in early to get a pick-me-up before their exams. Five customers are in line; four regulars, followed by an impatient customer at the end. )

Impatient Customer: “Gods! Why can’t this b**** work the cash register faster? I’ve got some important things to do!”

Regular #1: “Calm down, buddy. She’s doing just fine.”

Regular #3: “Yeah. Like what you have to do is important to any of us.”

Regular #4: “Seriously. We’re all in a hurry here.”

Impatient Customer: “Yeah? Well, he’s not!”

(The impatient customer points at Regular #2.)

Impatient Customer: “I’m getting in front of him!”

(Regular #2 is very young, and looks like a college student at first glance. He also always comes in looking like he’s asleep, but gets in and out with no problem.)

Impatient Customer: “This dumb-a** probably stayed up all night cramming for his test! Stop leaving s*** until the last second dumb-a**!”

(The impatient customer starts forcing his way forward. As soon as he touches Regular #2, there is a blur of motion, and the impatient customer is flying towards a display. Another blur of motion occurs, and Regular #2 is standing in front of the display and the impatient customer is on the floor near the door instead.)

Regulars #1, #3 And #4: “What just happened?!”

Regular #2: “I didn’t want him crashing into the display and causing more work for this little lady here.”

Me: “[Regular #2's name] has practiced martial arts since he was eight. He helps out at [local dojo I go to].”

Regular #2: *to the impatient customer* “Also, aren’t you the lead for [name] with [company name]?”

Impatient Customer: “How’d you know that?”

Regular #2: “Because I’m the developer for the product you’ve requested from [other company name]. I’m going to be so glad to tell your boss this product isn’t viable, because his lead is impossible to work with. I do hope you enjoy your wait in line, because I’m going to personally make your workday miserable.”

20 Jun 12:57

Sexy Late Night Commercial for the NSA with Sasha Grey

by EDW Lynch

Actress Sasha Grey stars in this hilarious parody commercial for the NSA that likens the government agency to a phone sex hotline. As Grey points out, NSA stands for “no strings attached.” The video is written and directed by Ryan Perez for Funny or Die.

Are you lonely? Are you looking to make a connection? Do you want to listen in on the naughtiest ingoing and outgoing conversations? Then join the NSA.

Sexy NSA commercial with Sasha Grey

19 Jun 23:50

Weekend Diversion: The Master of Illusions [Starts With A Bang]

by Ethan

“Illusion is the first of all pleasures.” -Oscar Wilde

It’s tough to tell fact from fiction, and sometimes just as hard to tell reality from illusion. As long as you’re enjoying yourself this weekend, I’d have to agree with Buckwheat Zydeco, and say

Let The Good Times Roll.

But despite what these images you’re looking at might seem to show, there’s nothing rolling at all here.

Image credit: Illustrator Fiestoforo.

Image credit: Illustrator Fiestoforo.

Nor is anything moving, nor is there a hint of animation in any of these. Yet, based on what your eyes show you, things appear to be bulging, spinning, or more generally, there appears to be motion.

Image credit: Visual artist Anh Pham.

Image credit: Visual artist Mark Grenier.

If you look closely, you can definitely see that whatever small section your eyes have honed in on isn’t moving, but it’s the portion of the image in your peripheral vision that appears to move. And because of how our brains are wired, our attention automatically seeks that out; this is probably a good thing, evolutionarily, for when a predator is stalking you! But that same wiring is what makes these snakes, below, look like they’re rotating in your periphery, except for the one you’re looking directly at!

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

This optical illusion, above, is no joke; it was made by Akiyoshi Kitaoka, professor of psychology and a researcher of illusions. One of the great illusions he investigated, as illustrated above, is known as the Peripheral Drift Illusion. In a nutshell, our eyes can be tricked by simple changes in luminance, which is why the color-scheme for the rotating snakes was chosen to have a black, a dark color, white, and a light color in that particular sequence. Let’s take a look into Kitaoka’s investigations.

Image credit: A. Kitaoka and H. Ashida, VISION Vol.15, No.4, 261-262, 2003. Tiling by me.

Image credit: A. Kitaoka and H. Ashida, VISION Vol.15, No.4, 261-262, 2003. Tiling by me.

If you put one of these circles, shaded as-is, in your peripheral vision, the light-and-dark shading will make it appear to rotate. I can only see it rotating slowly, and the effect is far from pronounced. But one of the great things Kitaoka has discovered is a way to enhance this illusion. By creating the shading-order as follows: black/dark grey/white/light grey, the effect of the peripheral drift illusion becomes greatly magnified.

Image credit: A. Kitaoka and H. Ashida, VISION Vol.15, No.4, 261-262, 2003. Tiling by me.

Image credit: A. Kitaoka and H. Ashida, VISION Vol.15, No.4, 261-262, 2003. Tiling by me.

And by altering the length of the edges, the effect can be enhanced even further!

Image credit: A. Kitaoka and H. Ashida, VISION Vol.15, No.4, 261-262, 2003. Tiling by me.

Image credit: A. Kitaoka and H. Ashida, VISION Vol.15, No.4, 261-262, 2003. Tiling by me.

That’s what the “rotating snakes” illusion was based off of. But Akiyoshi Kitaoka doesn’t just investigate and study illusions and how they are perceived by our eyes, however. He also creates his own, and they are truly spectacular, and appear to trick our eyes in a variety of ways. Here are some of my favorites.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Clockwise and counterclockwise rotation, simply by using the altered-length trick.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

A visual spiral, even though all the “edges” in this picture, above, are completely circular!

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

A central object that appears to move relative to the outer “background,” particularly pronounced if you scroll past it!

And a second with the same effect…

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

and a third!

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Here’s one that appears to be blowing in the breeze, even though it’s just a stationary background.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

And here’s one where you can see reddish dots at the corners between the tiles, even though the corners are all white!

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

And finally…

I wouldn’t call it the evil eye, per se, but it sure does feel like it’s sucking me in!

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Image credit: Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Check out Akiyoshi’s home page for literally hundreds of these illusions, and I hope you enjoyed this weekend’s diversion! (Oh, and for those of you who get dizzy looking at objects like this, you’ll probably get dizzy. I probably should’ve told you earlier. Oh well.)

19 Jun 23:43

This Is How You Respond to an Unjust Cease and Desist Letter

by Neetzan Zimmerman

This Is How You Respond to an Unjust Cease and Desist Letter

When retainer attorneys employed by Big Deals send out scary cease and desist letters to nobodies on behalf of their Super Important clients, it's typically a pro forma matter.

That is to say, they don't expect to hear back.

And they certainly don't expect the Small Fry recipient to lawyer up and send out a takedown letter of his own.

But that's exactly what happened in Jake Freivald v. West Orange.

Freivald, a resident of the northeastern New Jersey township, had been running the practically nonexistent website westorange.info as a place to provide anyone who happens to get lost while looking for porn with a no-frills way of finding information on the place where Thomas Edison once lived.

"It doesn’t look like a site that’s sponsored by West Orange in any way, shape, or form — unless the town hired middle schoolers to create its online presence," writes Staci Zaretsky at Above the Law.

Nevertheless, the township still saw fit to sic its attorney, Richard D. Trenk, on Freivald, claiming his "use of the Township’s name...is likely to cause confustion [sic], mistake or to deceive the public and may be a violation of the Township’s federally protected rights."

Trenk's cease and desist demanded that Freivald shut down his site, and "that you cease all current and future use of the Info Domain, or anything else confusingly similar thereto."

In response, Freivald hired Stephen B. Kaplitt, who in turn responded to Trenk's letter with the following work of art, which will no doubt be submitted to NASA for inclusion in the next Voyager Golden Record:

This Is How You Respond to an Unjust Cease and Desist Letter

This Is How You Respond to an Unjust Cease and Desist Letter

This Is How You Respond to an Unjust Cease and Desist Letter

[H/T: Above the Law, photo via Shutterstock]

19 Jun 23:05

One-Pan Pasta

by Tim

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I am here to tell you about a recipe for pasta that you cook in one pan. One pan, people! Dried noodles, sauce ingredients, water—they all get thrown into a big pan and boiled for less than 10 minutes. You end up with a totally delicious dinner, and a party trick.

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I know this recipe is making the rounds. I would even bet that it is blowing up in Pinterest (is it?). I imagine that anyone who saw this in Martha Stewart Living this month knew they needed to try it. It is such a simple idea that I am surprised we haven’t all been doing this the whole time.

I like the recipe because it allows you to get dinner on the table in less than 20 minutes. It is also fun for the cook. That first time you make it you wonder if it will all come together. Is this even possible? Then, the noodles begin to soften, the liquid reduces into a creamy sauce, and you know you’ve got a winner. The real brilliance of the recipe is that by cooking the noodles with the sauce, they absorb so much more flavor than a pot of salted water could ever provide.

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Salt is your friend in this dish, don’t skimp! You need a big skillet, big enough for the linguine to lie flat across the bottom.

One-Pan Pasta (adapted slightly from Martha Stewart Living)

  • 12 ounces linguine
  • 12 ounces cherry or grape tomatoes, halved or quartered if large
  • 1 onion, thinly sliced (about 2 cups)
  • 6 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
  • 1/2- 3/4 teaspoon red-pepper flakes
  • 2 sprigs basil, plus torn leaves for garnish
  • 2-3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for serving
  • kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
  • 4 1/2 cups water
  • Lots of freshly grated Parmesan cheese, for serving

Combine pasta, tomatoes, onion, garlic, red-pepper flakes, basil, oil, 2 teaspoons kosher salt, 1/4 teaspoon pepper, and water in a large straight-sided skillet. Bring to a boil over high heat. Boil mixture, stirring and turning pasta frequently with tongs, until pasta is al dente and water has nearly evaporated, about 9 minutes.

Season to taste with salt and pepper, divide among 4 bowls, and garnish with basil. Serve with oil and Parmesan.

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19 Jun 11:30

This Has Been a CNN Special Report!

news,captain crunch,cnn,monday thru friday,g rated

Submitted by: Unknown

19 Jun 00:05

Trying to get my Monday morning started

18 Jun 23:55

This Airport Has a Bathroom for Dogs

dog bathroom,dogs,pets,airport,bathroom,monday thru friday,g rated

Nice touch, San Diego International!

Submitted by: Unknown

17 Jun 00:34

We'll Call You Chell

We'll Call You Chell

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: Portal , video games , funny
17 Jun 00:14

Daily strip 16. Jun 2013

17 Jun 00:10

How Hard Did They Look?

by The Nag
This is hilarious. 



Link
17 Jun 00:10

Photo



16 Jun 00:11

Just a dude walking his pet

by hahanu

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15 Jun 23:33

Dat Aspect Ratio

Dat Aspect Ratio

Submitted by: Unknown

13 Jun 19:14

How to freeze water in about half a second

by Robert T. Gonzalez

Consider this your first class in ice wizardy 101.

Read more...

    


13 Jun 16:33

It's Hard to Come Back Down to Earth

13 Jun 00:37

DISMISSED!

by admin

13 Jun 00:30

They're On Top Of This Race

They're On Top Of This Race

Submitted by: ToolBee

Tagged: epic , gifs , race , cars , jumps , funny , win
13 Jun 00:12

These Strips Are Tearable

13 Jun 00:11

ASK DR. BOLI.

by Dr. Boli

Dear Dr. Boli: Sometimes the news confuses me. For example, there’s this guy who told the newspapers that the U.S. government had a secret program that was illegally spying on Americans’ communications. The government says it isn’t doing what he said it was doing, and it also says he’s a traitor for revealing what the government isn’t doing, and that authorities are “aggressively pursuing him.” So what is he guilty of? These things confuse me. —Sincerely, Jos. R. Biden.

Dear Sir: First of all, Mr. Snowden, the “guy” of whom you speak, revealed the extent of our government’s surveillance capabilities to our enemies, such as the European Union. This alone is enough to brand him a traitor.

Second, since the government continues to deny that it is making use of those capabilities, and the private communications companies involved deny that the capabilities even exist, Mr. Snowden must have wildly exaggerated his claims in the service of some sinister political agenda of his own.

There is only one word for the use of wild exaggeration to make a political point. In plain speech, Mr. Snowden is guilty of satire. Under the provisions of the PATRIOT act, the penalty for satire is death.

11 Jun 11:24

Browsers, Huzzah!

10 Jun 11:31

Hipster kits from movies and TV

by biotv
As a "tribute to the Seventh Art," French filmmaker and artist Alizée Lafon created this series of minimalist illustrations featuring hipster items from famous movies and TV shows.






Prints are available for purchase here

via
10 Jun 11:23

Dwarf Fortress

I may be the kind of person who wastes a year implementing a Turing-complete computer in Dwarf Fortress, but that makes you the kind of person who wastes ten more getting that computer to run Minecraft.
09 Jun 19:23

Gotta Drop Off Some Troops If You Know What I'm Saying

toilet humor,wtf,star wars,the glasses,funny,at at

Submitted by: Unknown

09 Jun 19:20

License to Hit with a Stick

guns made it myself funny g rated there I fixed it - 7544196608

Submitted by: Unknown

09 Jun 02:09

A Long Overdue Tree Update

by Orsolya Spanyol
Hello! I'm Orsi, the girl who ended up modeling most of the trees for this game. When I joined the team two years ago, I didn't think I would be doing much serious environment modeling. I was fresh out of school, hired to develop some interesting, hidden things around the island. For the first six months or so, I did a lot of brainstorming and playing around in the engine, but nothing that improved the aesthetics of the island in any significant way. However, since some of my projects involved mocking up certain types of trees, I realized that tree modeling is one of my favorite ways to unwind. So, when I got burned out working on a particularly challenging project, I started to volunteer to make tree sets.
Back then, most of the trees around the island were variations of an oak-like tree, seen in the previous tree updates. The landscape architects had plans for different tree species for each unique area, but the other artists didn't seem to enjoy modeling vegetation, so they mostly focused on the buildings and paths, and used the old trees we already had to complete the scene. The result was a lot of architecturally distinct areas, set mostly in the same generic oak forest environment.
When I added my first few tree sets, the other artists grew excited and started letting me model or modify trees for them, and certain places started to really pop out as unique, coherent areas. Here are some examples of the trees I created:
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Near the starting point of the game, there is an agricultural field lined with birch trees. Luis, an other artist on the project, made some birches of his own. They looked nice, but they had short, stubby trunks covered up by with big circular clumps of foliage. When they were placed around the area, they just didn't feel like a birch forest to me. I missed the defining characteristic of a birch forest: the thin, graceful trunks that parallax beautifully as you walk past them. I asked Luis if he would mind if I made some birches of my own, and he was happy to let me do it. You can see the result above.
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The autumn forest existed way before I joined the team, but also used to consist of differently colored generic oak trees. I made a set of maple trees instead, with dark, tall trunks and thin sprays of foliage positioned loosely around the branches. These were probably the most controversial trees I made. We spent a long time debating whether the impressionistic way the leaves were scattered around the branches was working with the style of the game or not. In the end, everybody seemed to like them too much to change them. I think this way of modeling the foliage allowed for the airy, glowing, golden feel I was trying to achieve. This was also the place I first realized what a big impact trees had in defining the area. Once I placed the trees, all I had to do was create some ground textures and grasses to create the forest you see above.
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In this screenshot, you can see some oaks I made to replace Shannon's old ones. I created a set of three, in different stages of growth, which is usually the way I approach tree making. It is the best way to create an area that feels like it is alive and still growing. The huge oak in the foreground was one of the few modular trees I actually had to sculpt more detail into, since the trunk got so huge it needed to be broken up a little.
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The pine forest is very dear to my heart, because it's my project...and I don't mean just the modeling. Jonathan had three puzzles in a mostly empty area, and I decided to explore the concept behind them a bit more. I ended up designing and modeling this whole area, including the puzzles (with tons of feedback and guidance from Jon, of course). The pine trees here were the landscape  architect's idea, and I was very excited to model them. I tried to stay away from making them all look too Christmas tree shaped, so I found reference images of older, taller pines with saggy, less regularly spaced branches, and decided to go with that. I especially love the way the light bounces around in the messy foliage.
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The landscape architects also asked for some mangled, old olive trees in the agricultural area. This was a nightmare to figure out how to model to fit our style, since we don't usually have a lot of detail in objects, and the reference images they provided had crazy twisted trunks full of holes and cracks. I ended up sculpting the trunks in Zbrush, and decimating them, leaving some hard edges. We use this process a lot for other things around the island, but it was the first time I used it for trees. I made the branches modular, and created two significantly different trunks, which the artists can use to combine into even more messed up, mangled shapes. I am still not entirely sure whether I like these or not.
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These flowering apple trees took me a while, and they are still not very efficiently textured, but they are getting there. The challenge was to get the silhouette looking like there are branches coated with flowers poking out all over the place. I feel far from finished with these trees, but they seem to be getting a lot of positive feedback, which surprises me constantly.
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The eucalyptus forest is a little transitional area I decided to dress up when I had a week to spare. I didn't get very far with the trees, there is actually only one eucalyptus model, and it's not very detailed. I had some difficulty with the very directional foliage. All the leaves had to point down, which was very different form the way I used to make foliage before, where I'd just place planes at random angles in a big bunch. I'm sort of glad I left it where I did, however, because I learned a lot from the following plant I made, and I can apply it to the problem when I revisit these trees during polish.
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This last tree is more of a vine, but it's one of my latest creations, and I'm very happy with it. It's a modular wisteria set. There are two bunches of flowers, two trunks (for a corner and for a flat wall), and an independent bunch of vines. All these different pieces can be placed to create varied shapes, to make each plant look unique and and adapt to the surface it's climbing on. The way I created the flowers is how I'm going to re-do the eucalyptus foliage in the future, and I imagine that will make those trees a lot more interesting and beautiful.
Well, these are just some of the trees I made, and the other artists have made some of their own, but these seemed to be a good variety to show off and talk about. Hopefully I didn't ramble on too long, I am just always excited to talk about any aspect of the game I can!