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04 Aug 23:38

NHL hate maps reveal everybody's hatred for the Boston Bruins

by Travis Hughes

Everybody hates the Bruins. We knew this, but it's nice to see it on a map. Can they map Brad Marchand hate next?

Maybe you've seen the hate maps for the NFL, NBA and MLB, culled from voters on Reddit over the last few days. Now we have them for the NHL, too, and well ... yeah, everybody hates the Boston Bruins.

Nine U.S. states hate the Bruins more than any other team, while every single Canadian province is united in their hatred of the B's. That's damn impressive. Meanwhile, North America collectively hates the Bruins more than anybody else, joining Europe, Asia and Oceania in the fun.

A few other notes:

  • What the heck did the Winnipeg Jets do to Africa? (Or was it really just that one guy's fault?)
  • The Flyers beat the Penguins in the Battle of Pennsylvania, at least according to this vote. It was dang close as you can see on that fifth slide above -- 147 votes to hate Pittsburgh, 121 votes against Philadelphia -- but that's good enough. The Penguins are the most-hated team in the state. But at least Pittsburgh presumably has the heart of West Virginia, a state united against Philly.
  • In the Battle of California, the Kings are the losers. That, of course, is because they are Stanley Cup champions and Ducks and Sharks fans teamed up on them in a bit fit of jealousy.
  • Ottawa being hated by the population of Wyoming might just be an issue of small sample size. Also Vancouver being hated by Alabama. But forget that. It's more fun to take it at face value. Everybody prepare or The Great Laramie-Ottawa War Of 2014.
04 Aug 23:38

'Big Bang Theory' Stars Set To Make An Obscene Amount Of Money

Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco have agreed to new three-year contracts with payments in the region of $1 million per episode. That's "Friends" money.
04 Aug 23:38

Newswire: Community will go outside more—and parody Game Of Thrones, if Jim Rash gets his way

by A.A. Dowd

“Cooperative Calligraphy” may be one of the most celebrated moments in the tumultuous history of Community, but that doesn’t mean every episode should be a bottle episode. Thankfully, Greendale’s favorite study group will be getting a little more fresh air during the show’s sixth season. In a TV Line interview conducted during Comic-Con, the dean himself, Jim Rash, revealed that series creator Dan Harmon intends on setting more episodes outside the walls of academia—a plan that marks a clear break from the Greendale-style cost-cutting measures enacted during the last couple of seasons on NBC, when location shooting went the way of Pierce Hawthorne. This prospective field-trip approach lends credence to Vulture’s report that Community will not be suffering a huge budget cut when it moves from NBC to its new home on Yahoo.

During the same interview, Rash also speculates wildly about the plotlines of ...

04 Aug 23:35

The Most Disastrous Typos In Western History

by Vincze Miklós

The Most Disastrous Typos In Western History

While typos are usually harmless little annoyances, sometimes they can completely change the meaning of a religious edict, embarrass a nation, or cause an engineering project to end in disaster. Here are some particular doozies from the history of typos.

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04 Aug 20:27

Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman Costume

Juliet: I’m starting to really hate the Snyder school of “desaturate it and throw a shitload of meaningless texture on it” school of costume design.

Betty: It’s almost like Zack Snyder has his own Instagram filter.

Kate: The Snyder filter: Everyone has 75% more abs and 98% less personality.

Betty: Sepia tone and you can add a pile of skull emojis under your feet.

04 Aug 20:20

Judge calls Sherlock Holmes licensing fee ‘a form of extortion’

by Kevin Melrose

Judge calls Sherlock Holmes licensing fee ‘a form of extortion’

In June, Judge Richard Posner gleefully dismantled the Arthur Conan Doyle estate’s case, and confirmed the bulk of the Sherlock Holmes stories belongs to the public domain. However, it turns out he wasn’t quite finished. As Hollywood, Esq., reports, today the appellate court judge ordered the estate to pay more than $30,000 in legal fees […]
04 Aug 20:18

Thank you, chuck, for standing up for male writers, a desperately marginalized group.

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chuckpalahniuk:

Consider that reading has become a mostly female pastime and that males are being better served by other media:  the web, film, gaming.  Of course publishers will skew toward the most profitable audience.  Otherwise the world is still chasing the golden demographic of the ‘young male.’  If male writers could better serve that readership it would explode. 

We’re only marginalized if we accept that status.  What troubles me is the seemingly high number of younger male suicides:  David Foster Wallace, Alexander McQueen, plus older men such as Spalding Grey and Hunter S. Thompson, not to mention ‘accidental’ deaths like Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman. 

04 Aug 20:07

Outspoken indie game chief leaves Nintendo

by Kyle Orland
Shovel Knight is one of the many indie games that came to Nintendo platforms under Adelman's tenure.

Since 2005, Dan Adelman has been the man inside Nintendo most responsible for championing independent games on the company's platforms. And while he says he's leaving Nintendo for a freelance life in independent business development—and doing so on good terms—Adelman appears to have been straining against some of Nintendo's business and marketing decisions for a while.

In a departure post on his website, Adelman says his tenure at Nintendo gave him "one of the best jobs in the best industry," fighting for indie game representation on Nintendo consoles since the days when indie games were barely a thing. He says he's leaving because Nintendo has established new groups devoted to independent game developers.

"People at Nintendo don’t need to be reminded that indie games are important," he writes. "They play them every day. In fact, one of the reasons I decided to leave was that there were fewer and fewer new battles to wage. Everyone was getting on the same page and starting to work together like a well-oiled machine. What fun is getting into an argument if the other person already agrees with you?"

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04 Aug 20:07

Comcast gives 6 months free Internet to the poor and “amnesty” for unpaid bills

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

Low-income families get cheap Internet access from Comcast.

After complaints about a program that offers cheap Internet service to poor people, Comcast today announced it will provide "up to six months" of free Internet to new subscribers and an "amnesty" program for families with unpaid bills.

Comcast's Internet Essentials, mandated by the federal government when Comcast acquired NBCUniversal, gives $10-per-month Internet service to low-income households with schoolchildren. Critics have argued that the program is too hard to sign up for, that eligibility criteria should be less strict, and that further requirements should be implemented if Comcast is allowed to buy Time Warner Cable.

The amnesty program will make it possible for some families with unpaid bills to get the cheap service. Internet Essentials rejects applicants who have an overdue Comcast bill or unreturned equipment. Comcast isn't entirely getting rid of that policy, but the company said that "customers who have an outstanding bill that is more than one year old" are now eligible for the program. "Comcast will offer amnesty for that debt for the purpose of connecting to Internet Essentials, so long as the customer meets all the other eligibility criteria," Comcast said.

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04 Aug 20:02

mingdoyle: Boston Comic Con is this weekend, and a few...

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Ming Doyle beat

04 Aug 20:01

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04 Aug 20:01

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[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

04 Aug 20:01

beeple: MECH SKULL PILE



beeple:

MECH SKULL PILE

04 Aug 20:01

oursoulsaredamned: Skull Hive by Luke Dwyer



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Skull Hive by Luke Dwyer

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04 Aug 20:01

Thousands of Russians stranded abroad after tour operator fails - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
Russia is striving to bring back nearly 16,000 tourists stranded abroad after the latest in a string of travel companies failed amid strains over the crisis in Ukraine, tourism officials said Monday.
04 Aug 19:01

So how much of the internet is in love with you?

not enough

04 Aug 19:00

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04 Aug 12:39

Google Spots Explicit Images of a Child In Man's Email, Tips Off Police

by samzenpus
mrspoonsi writes with this story about a tip sent to police by Google after scanning a users email. A Houston man has been arrested after Google sent a tip to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children saying the man had explicit images of a child in his email, according to Houston police. The man was a registered sex offender, convicted of sexually assaulting a child in 1994, reports Tim Wetzel at KHOU Channel 11 News in Houston. "He was keeping it inside of his email. I can't see that information, I can't see that photo, but Google can," Detective David Nettles of the Houston Metro Internet Crimes Against Children Taskforce told Channel 11. After Google reportedly tipped off the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, the Center alerted police, which used the information to get a warrant.

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04 Aug 12:34

Expulsion of the Acadians - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

by gguillotte
Approximately 2,000 Acadians disembarked at Massachusetts. For four long winter months, William Shirley, who had ordered their deportation, had not allowed them to disembark and as a result, half died of cold and starvation aboard the ships. Children were taken away from their parents and were distributed to various families throughout Massachusetts.
04 Aug 08:34

The Enormous Mission to Rescue the World's Largest Tunneling Machine

by Robert Sorokanich on Gizmodo, shared by Robert T. Gonzalez to io9
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meanwhile, under Seattle

The Enormous Mission to Rescue the World's Largest Tunneling Machine

Big Bertha was all set to dig a nearly two-mile tunnel in Seattle, but just 1,000 feet into her journey she hit a mysterious object that halted her progress. Now, crews are beginning the process of rescuing her, in what could be the world's largest recovery mission.

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04 Aug 03:25

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04 Aug 03:25

Did a drawing of San. 

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McKelvie doing Mononoke fanart



Did a drawing of San. 

04 Aug 02:40

Aren't You A Little Short For a Stormtrooper?

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Aren't You A Little Short For a Stormtrooper?

Doesn't matter, still awesome.

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04 Aug 02:22

gameofixum: Most of the time I love the subdued scandinavian...



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Most of the time I love the subdued scandinavian way

04 Aug 01:00

Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't

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via Yousef Alnafjan

Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.

Because, really, why worry? Famed animator and Studio Ghibli co-founder Hayao Miyazaki seems convinced of its demise.

Ghibli is best known for classic anime like My Neighbour Totoro and Princess Mononoke.

Below, you can see stills from the Studio Ghibli documentary The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness, which was originally released in Japan last year. These stills are from Tumblr site Nicholas Kole:

Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.
Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.
Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.
Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.
Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.
Are You Worried About Studio Ghibli? Miyazaki Apparently Isn't.

Last month, there was a rumour that Studio Ghibli was going to stop making feature films.

04 Aug 00:19

The Serious Eats Guide to Ramen Styles | Serious Eats

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy

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[Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Ramen Week 2013

Note: All week, we'll be celebrating the wide, wonderful world of ramen here on SE. Stay tuned for a behind-the-scenes look at a noodle factory, guides to eating ramen around the world, a collection of instant ramen hacks, and oh so much more!

Hi, I'm ramen. You may remember me from such bowls as "First Dish I Learned to Cook On My Own," the ever-popular "Morning After Peach Schnapps-Fueled College Dorm Room Party," "Don't Tell Mom The Microwave Is Dead," or, one of my more subtle, emotional works, "Oriental Flavor."

Despite its popularity among the cash-strapped and the sodium-starved, the world or ramen extends far beyond the instant variety we grew up on. Originating in China, alkaline noodles served in soupy broth have been in Japan for well over a century, but like pizza in America, only became widespread after World War II. Troops returning from overseas had developed a taste for the stretchy noodles, and the inexpensive ingredients—wheat flour, bones, and vegetables—made them an attractive dish for restaurants to serve.

Nowadays, ramen is high in the running for national dish of Japan. Museums have opened dedicated to its history. The instant ramen noodle was voted as the greatest Japanese export of the 20th century in a national poll (placing ahead of karaoke machines, walkmen, and Kurosawa films). And, just as with pizza in the U.S., regional styles and specialties abound with soups, noodles, and toppings, all varied according to local tastes, ingredients, and cultures.

I'm not going to even pretend that a comprehensive style guide of all the ramen out there is possible, but we'll do our best to give you something to noodle over.

The Broths

You often see ramen categorized into four classes: shio (salt), shoyu (soy sauce), miso (fermented bean paste), and tonkotsu (pork), which doesn't make particular sense, as the first three are flavorings, while the fourth is the broth base. It's sort of like saying "there are four basic types of pizza: Neapolitan, Sicilian, New York, and pepperoni."

While it's true that even in Japan, some folks see those four classes as distinct styles, there are plenty of cases where there are overlaps and outliers. For instance, what would you call a creamy, opaque, heavy ramen that's made entirely with chicken bones? It doesn't fall neatly into any of those categories, but it certainly exists.

Instead, it makes much more sense to categorize ramen broth first by its heaviness, then by the soup base ingredients, and finally by the seasoning source. This classification system, used by some Japanese sources, can be combined to cover pretty much every bowl of soup-based ramen in existence.

Classification by Heaviness

A bowl of assari shio ramen. [Photograph: Brian Oh]

Heaviness is classified as either kotteri (rich) or assari (light). Kotteri broths will be thick, sticky, and usually opaque, packed with emulsified fats, minerals, and proteins from long-boiled bones. Opaque white bone broths are also known by their transliterated Chinese name, paitan. Assari broths are clear and thin, usually flavored with more vegetables, fish, or bones cooked relatively briefly at a light simmer so as not to cloud the broth.

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A bowl of kotteri Sapporo-style ramen [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

It's a sliding scale bordered on the kotteri side by Sapporo-style miso ramen that comes served with a pat of butter; and on the assari side with the lighter, clear seafood soups of Hakodate.

Classification by Broth Base

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[Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

The broth base is the main ingredients simmered to make the soup. This can range from animal bones—pork, chicken, beef, and fresh fish being the most common—to even lighter broths made with sea kelp or or dried seafood. In addition to their main ingredient, ramen broths incorporate a variety of aromatics, such as charred onions, garlic, ginger, fresh scallions or leeks, and mushrooms.

A kotteri chicken broth [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

The most widely recognized and celebrated broth worldwide these days is tonkotsu, a boiled pork bone broth. The best tonkotsu broths are a milky, golden color and leave a sticky sheen of gelatin on your lips as you slurp them.

Check out our recipe for Tonkotsu Ramen Broth here.

Classification by Seasoning

The seasoning is the main salt source used to flavor the soup. It can be mixed directly into the soup base, but in many ramen shops, it's added to each individual bowl, making the menu a bit more customizable. The most common seasonings are:

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[Photograph: Jiri Hera/Shutterstock]

Shio: Sea salt is the oldest form of ramen seasoning, and derives from the original Chinese-style noodle soups. Shio ramen is popular in Hakodate, a southern city in the Hokkaido prefecture where strong Chinese ties influence local cuisine, but the weather is still mild enough for lighter, salt-based soups to flourish.

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[Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Shoyu: Japanese soy sauce is a popular ramen seasoning in the Kanto region of central Japan, originally emanating from Yokohama. Traditionally it's paired with clear to brown chicken, seafood, and occasionally pork or beef-based broths, though these days shoyu is used willy-nilly by ramen chefs throughout Japan. It's very common to see creamy tonkotsu pork broths flavored with shoyu, for instance.

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[Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Miso: Miso ramen is the youngest form of ramen, having gained popularity only in the mid 1960's and originating from Northen Hokkaido, where cold weather demanded a bolder, heartier bowl of soup. Its youth has not stymied its popularity, and it can now be found all over Japan and the rest of the ramen-eating world, most often paired with heavier, more robust, and unique toppings like sweet corn or stir-fried pork belly and bean sprouts.

While in general, shio tends to be used to season ramen on the assari end of the scale and miso for the kotteri with shoyu somewhere in the middle, exceptions abound, and it's not uncommon to find rich bone broths flavored with plain salt or lighter seafood broths paired with miso.

With these categories, we can classify pretty much any bowl of ramen we come across. For instance, the creamy chicken paitan ramen at New York's Totto Ramen would be considered a kotteri ramen made with a chicken broth base and flavored with shoyu, while the shio ramen at Yebisu would be an assari, sea-based broth flavored with salt. Get it?

Oils and Other Seasonings

Some ramen shops will finish a bowl of ramen with a small ladleful of flavorful oil or fat—Clarified pork fat of various chili or sesame oils, for instance. More esoteric broth flavorings such as tahini-style sesame paste or powdered smoked and dried bonito can also be found. And of course, MSG usage is common—the Japanese don't have the same hang ups about it as we do here in the States.

The Noodles

Straight, thin noodles [Photograph: J. Kenji López-Alt]

There are more types of noodles in Japan than there are shapes of pasta in Italy. Okay, I don't know if that's 100% true, but it sure seems that way. Whether straight, thin, and narrow, thick and wavy, or wide and flat, ramen chefs will select noodles based on their bounciness, their ability to cling to broth, and their texture in the mouth, searching for a noodle that interacts harmoniously with the soup in the bowl.

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Thick, wavy noodles [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Serious ramen chefs are notoriously militant about noodle-eating etiquette. They say that perfect noodles will only last for five minutes after they are added to the hot broth—any longer than that and they become overcooked and mushy—so as a patron, it's your duty to start eating as soon as the bowl is delivered and not stop until you're finished; Hence the wild slurping you'll find in a typical Japanese ramen shop. Order ramen to go and you'll get your noodles on the side, intended to be added to the reheated broth when you get it home—that is, if the ramen shop even allows to-go orders. Many refuse.

Still hungry after you're done slurping? Ask for kaedama, an extra serving of noodles to be added to the leftover broth in your bowl.

Some noodle classification is in order.

To begin with, let's define exactly what a ramen noodle is. Originating from China, ramen-style noodles are made with wheat flour, salt, water, and kansui, an alkaline water which gives the noodles their characteristic bounce and their yellowish hue. While it's possible to find noodles made with eggs in place of the kansui, this is far more common in China than it is in Japan.

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Thin straight noodles and thicker wavy noodles [Photograph: J. Kenji López-Alt]

Fresh noodles are the norm for high-end ramen shops. While size and shape vary, you'll typically see thin, straight noodles paired with hearty tonkotsu-style broths—the noodles cling together and hold soup in via capillary action, delivering plenty of hearty pork flavor with each slurp—while wavy noodles tend to be paired with miso-flavored ramens, their waves capturing the nutty bits of fermented soy bean. Shio and shoyu-flavored lighter soups can get any type of noodle and the selection varies widely by region.

Just as spaghetti is not inherently better or worse than tagliatelle, trying to declare one style of noodle—thin and straight or thick and wavy—as the best is a futile effort.

Dried Noodles are made by drying fresh, uncooked noodles and are an excellent choice for home cooking, though they're occasionally used in restaurants as well (but you're much more likely to find more traditional Japanese-style noodles such as udon, somen, and soba in dried form than Chinese-derived ramen). Generally, with dried noodles, the thinner and straighter they are, the better they reconstitute.

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Cheap de-fry-drated noodles on the left, fancy air-dehydrated noodles on the right. [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Instant Noodles were invented in 1958 by Momofuku Ando and were most likely your very first introduction to the world of ramen. What hungry college student hasn't nursed themselves out of a hangover over a 59¢ bowl of instant ramen? The most common method of production is to deep-fry par-cooked bricks of noodles to dehydrate them (aka "de-fry-drating"). Take a look at the fat content on a pack of inexpensive instant ramen. That all comes from the dehydrating process.

Higher-end instant noodle brands, such as Myoja Chukazanmai, are made by air-drying par-cooked noodles, resulting in an end product that's costlier to produce, but far more similar to traditional ramen.

The Toppings

Toppings on bowls of ramen are more than an afterthought. For many shops, it's their defining characteristic. Toppings can vary from simple vegetables and seasonings to far more complex meats and sauces that must be prepared separately and in advance. Here are some common ones you might find.

Meat

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Chashu pork belly [Photograph: J. Kenji López-Alt]

Chashu pork is by far the most popular ramen topping. Though the name is derived from the Chinese char siu roast pork, the Japanese version is made by simmering pork in a sweet soy and mirin sauce until it's fall-apart tender. Pork loin is common, but I prefer the kind made with fatty pork belly. You can see my own recipe for chashu here.

Kakuni is similar to chashu in that it's simmered pork belly, but this version comes in chunks and is modeled after the Chinese method of red braising.

Bacon and cabbage ramen [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Bacon can be sliced and added to the simmering broth, or stir-fried briefly before topping the bowl.

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Crispy shredded pork [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Shredded Pork made by braising pork shoulder then pulling and shredding the meat has become increasingly popular—it's what David Chang uses to top his bowls at Momofuku. For my own take, I like to crisp up the shreds of pork shoulder carnitas-style before topping the bowl.

Get the recipe for Miso Ramen with Crispy Shredded Pork here!

Ground Meat is usually stir-fried with other ingredients like bean sprouts or cabbage before it's added.

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Shrimp, scalliops, and mussels in a bowl of ramen [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Seafood such as scallops, shrimp, mussels, and crab are simmered gently and paired with lighter, sea-flavored broths.

Kamaboko is the familiar white and red fish cake that comes sliced on top of sea-flavored ramen. When it's formed into a spiral shape, it's called narutomaki.

Eggs

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Ajitsuke Tamao [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Eggs and ramen go hand in hand like Bert and Ernie. It's hard to imagine one without the other. A good soft boiled or poached egg is my favorite way to jazz up a bowl of instant ramen at home.

Boiled Eggs are easy, filling, and last a long time. If you want your eggs soft boiled, ask for them hanjuku. (Just don't ask for that in a Japanese manga shop or you will get something entirely different.)

Ajitsuke Tamago, which literally means "applied seasoning egg," is a soft boiled egg which has been marinated for several hours in a soy sauce and mirin solution. They come out lightly salty and sweet with a golden, liquid yolk. They're very easy to make at home and make a great snack. Check out my recipe here.

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Onsen tamago served with furikake and soy sauce [Photograph: J. Kenji López-Alt]

Onsen Tamago are soft cooked eggs that were originally made in the onsen (hot springs) of Japan. These days you're more likely to find them coming out of high-tech sous-vide style water ovens. By slow-cooking eggs at around 140 to 145°F, you end up with a white that's barely set into custardy tenderness and a yolk that's still liquid and runny, perfect for stirring into your soup for extra richness.

Fresh Vegetables

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[Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Scallions: If eggs are the Ernie to Ramen's Bert, then scallions are the Jim Henson—the driving force that powers them and bring out their best qualities. No bowl of ramen is complete without a showering of finely sliced scallions. Even the most inexpensive bag of instant ramen will contain dried scallions in its seasoning packet.

Cabbage is a quick, easy, and inexpensive way to bulk up a bowl of ramen and add some modicum of nutritional value in the process. It can be shredded or cut into large squares and is generally stir-fried or simmered before being added to the bowl.

Corn is a popular addition in Japan, particularly in the northern prefecture of Hokkaido, where simmered corn and butter are used to top bowls of miso-based ramen.

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[Scallions Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Enoki mushrooms are added raw to the tops of bowl, then soften a bit in the heat of the broth, adding a sweet, mild earthiness.

Fresh garlic can be added in grated form.

Spinach is not too common in restaurants, but is a popular choice for time-strapped home cooks who want to bulk up their instant noodles.

Stir-fried vegetables are generally paired with robust miso ramens and can include everything from cabbage and carrots to bean sprouts and onions.

Preserved Vegetables

Menma is lacto-fermented bamboo shoots. Chinese in origin, with a nutty, slightly sweet flavor.

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Wood ear mushrooms [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Wood Ear Mushrooms are a dehydrated fungus that is then rehydrated and sliced. They're rather bland in flavor but add a nice crunchy texture to the bowl.

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Kimchi [Photographs: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Kimchi is increasingly popular as a topping, particularly for home-made instant ramen. I like to add a bit of the kimchi juice along with the actual cabbage.

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Nori [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Nori is sheets of dried and compressed laver, a type of seaweed. It's the same stuff used to wrap sushi rolls. It can be shredded and sprinkled on top of the bowl, or left as a larger sheet and stuck to the side of the bowl, adding subtle aroma and something to crunch on between bites of soup.

Wakame is another type of seaweed that you've probably eaten in bowls of miso soup. It's used almost exclusively to garnish bowls of shio ramen, where it adds an ocean-y aroma and a slippery texture.

Beni shoga is pickled ginger cut into thin shards. Bright red or pink in color, it tends to be sharper in flavor than the pickled ginger you'll find accompanying your sushi, and is paired almost exclusively with tonkotsu broth.

Condiments and Spices

Whether aded in the kitchen or served at the table, spices and condiments are the final layer of flavor in a bowl of ramen.

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[Photograph: Max Falkowitz]

Togarashi is Japanese chili powder. It typically comes in two forms. Ichimi togarashi is straight-up ground hot roasted chili, while shichimi or nanami togarashi is a spice blend made with chili, dried orange peel, sesame seed, nori, hemp, sansho (Sichuan) pepper, and ginger. It's sprinkled on tableside.

Sansho pepper is the Japanese version of the mouth-numbing aromatic Sichuan peppercorns from China. It's more common as a condiment for broiled eel, but you'll occasionally find it on the table at ramen shops.

Yuzukosho is a spice paste made with salted chili peppers and the rind of the yuzu, a japanese citrus fruit. It's used to flavor light broths and is usually added in the kitchen.

Black or white pepper.

Sesame seed pair very well with the nutty flavor of miso ramen. They can be added whole, or they can be finely ground in a mortar and pestle to incorporate more smoothly into the soup.

Ninniku-dare is a garlic past made by whipping together grated garlic and pork fat. It's got a milder flavor than straight-up grated garlic, and adds some nice, tasty fat to the bowl.

Curry powder or paste is stirred directly into ramen broth before adding the noodles. Japanese curry paste is based vaguely on Madras-style Indian curry mixes, but is catered to the Japanese palate. It adds body and spice to the broth. We recently come across a shop that incorporates Thai chili paste into their ramen in New York.

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Black garlic oil [Photograph: J. Kenji López-Alt]

Mayu is made by slow-cooking garlic in sesame oil until it's completely black, then blending it. The flavor is slightly bitter, sweet, and rich. For our own version, we cook the garlic first in neutral canola oil before blending in the sesame to help achieve a lighter, less bitter flavor.

Butter Ramen [Photograph: Wikimedia Commons]

Butter is added in cold pats to miso ramen in northern Japan.

Regional Japanese Ramen Variations

Trying to classify every regional Japanese ramen variation is like trying to draw a functional timeline for Back to the Future. There are so many twists, variations, and incestuous borrowings going on that trying to build a comprehensive list becomes an exercise in futility.

For the casual ramenologist, there are only three that you've got to know if you want to sound all intellectual as you slurp: Tokyo, Sapporo, and Hakata style.

Tokyo Ramen

Tokyo style ramen [Photograph: Brian Oh]

Tokyo ramen is made with pork and chicken broth and features slightly curly, moderately wide noodles. Very often in Toyko you'll find broths that are flavored with dashi, a broth made from dried smoked bonito flakes and sea kelp. This dashi-chicken hybrid is a cross-breed of Chinese-style soup broths with the lighter Japanese broths used in traditional Tokyo soba (buckwheat noodle) shops.

The bowls are generally seasoned with shoyu and are medium-bodied. Up until the recent popularity boom of tonkotsu ramen, Tokyo-style pork and shoyu ramen was probably the most widely known world-wide.

It's a kissing cousin of Yokohama ramen, which comes from across Tokyo bay. Yokohama's broth tends to be heavier, with a more meat-forward profile than the dashi flavors found in Tokyo ramen.

Sapporo Ramen

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Sapporo style ramen [Photograph: Brian Oh]

Sapporo ramen comes from Japan's northernmost province of Hokkaido, the birthplace of miso ramen. Though its history as a ramen center hasn't yet hit 50 years, it's become one of the most widely influential styles. You'll find Sapporo-style miso ramen, with thick, robust noodles, all over Japan, from the ramenya of Tokyo down to the south in Kyushu.

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Stir-frying toppings for Sapporo ramen [Photograph: Brian Oh]

Made with a rich chicken, fish, or pork broth, the soup is flavored with akamiso (red soybean paste) and commonly topped with stir-fried bean sprouts, cabbage, sweet corn, and ground pork. Hearty slices of chashu and soft boiled eggs are widely available as well. If you want to go extra-Sapporo, get a slice of butter.

Hakata Ramen

Liquid pork: Hakata style ramen [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Hakata Ramen comes from Fukuoka, a prefecture in Japan's southern island of Kyushu famous for its pork dishes. Hakata is the home of tonkotsu, the no-holds-barred meatsplosion of porcine pleasure. While many ramen broths are gently simmered to develop nuanced, subtle flavors, tonkotsu broth is cooked at a rolling boil, giving the soup its rich body, opaque appearance, and rich texture. It's insanely popular and was the primary driver of the ramen boom in New York over the last decade or so. Fukuoka, of course, is the birthplace of the widely popular Ippudo chain of ramen-ya.

In Hakata, the tonkotsu broth is generally seasoned with shio, in order to preserve the milky white color of the soup, though both shoyu and miso variations are not uncommon. Some shops will serve shoyu tare (a seasoned soy sauce mixture) as a table side condiment. Typical toppings include thin slices of chashu, wood-ear mushroom, beni-shoga, and spicy mustard greens—all powerfully flavored or textured stuff that can stand up to the intense pork flavor. Crushed sesame seed and crushed garlic can be served table side to add to taste.

Tonkotsu ramen with mayu [Photograph: Brian Oh]

Drizzle some mayu into a bowl of Hakata ramen and you've traveled one prefecture south to Kumamoto.

Want to dive deeper into the ramen family tree? Check out the Rameniac's guide for a look at 19 other distinct regional ramen styles in Japan. It's one of the best ramen sites out there.

Other Ramen-Like Dishes in Japan and Abroad

While noodles in soup continues to be the standard form of service, there are many other noodle dishes in Japan and around the world that have their roots in ramen, some of them quite old. Here are just a few of the more interesting and popular ones.

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Abura soba [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Abura soba, or "oil noodles," is a soup-less dish consisting of cooked ramen noodles dressed with flavored oil and tare, a seasoned sauce that is generally soy based. It often comes topped with an egg, with the intent that you stir everything together in the bowl to form a creamy, emulsified sauce. Japanese carbonara, if you will.

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Maze-men [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Maze-men, or "mixed noodles," is the new kid on the block, a specialty of Tokyo's (and soon to be New York's) Ivan Ramen. Similar to Abura soba, it's cooked noodles served with a small amount of strongly flavored sauce, sort of like Italian-style pasta dishes. Toppings and sauces vary wildly, and are often experimental in nature, like the cured salmon and camembert maze-men served at New York's Yuji Ramen

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Tsuke-men [Photograph: Jay Friedman]

Tsuke-Men "dipped noodles" is a popular alternative to ramen, particularly during warmer summer months when a piping hot bowl of noodles isn't exactly appealing. With this form, the noodles come served separately on the side so that they cool slightly. You dip the noodles into a bowl of broth as you eat, pausing between bites to grab at the toppings. If the noodles are served cold on a bamboo mat in the style of soba, they're called zaru ramen.

Ramen orecchiette [Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Ramen pasta is brand spanking new, and as far as we know, served only in one location: at Yuji Ramen in New York. The concept is to use a ramen-style alkaline water dough and shape it into Italian pasta shapes, paired with sauces inspired texturally by Italian sauces, but using Japanese ingredients and techniques. The result is wildly creative dishes like the squid bolognese ramen orecchiette above.

Tantan-men [Photograph: Nick Kindelsperger

Tantan-Men is the Japanese interpretation of Sichuanese dan dan noodles. Based on a pork broth, it comes with a scoop of heavily spiced ground pork and is generally served with spinach or bok choy.

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Hiyashi chuka [Photograph: Roger Kamholz]

Hiyashi Chuka translates directly as "cold Chinese" and is a dish made with cold ramen noodles with various toppings including sliced omelet, ham, cucumber, carrot, and chicken, dressed in a light vinegar and soy-based sauce.

Chanpon [Photograph: Wikimedia Commons]

Chanpon is sort of the weird cousin to ramen that the rest of the family members don't like to talk about. It comes from Nagasaki and is made by boiling thick noodles directly in a viscous soup made from pork and seafood. It's considerably thicker and more stew-like than regular ramen.

Yakisoba [Photograph: Wikimedia Commons]

Yakisoba is the Japanese version of Chinese fried noodles. It's made with egg noodles stir-fried with a few vegetables and occasionally meat and seafood, all flavored with a Worcestershire-style vegetable and anchovy sauce. It's often topped with shaved bonito flakes and benishoga.

And Beyond!

Despite the fact that we've gone almost 7,000 words deep into this guide, we're really just scratching the tip of the iceberg. New ramen styles are constantly being invented, and newer, wackier flavor combinations are ever on the horizon (check out a few of our instant ramen hacks for a taste of what we've got out there).

We'll try and keep this guide as updated as possible, but give the enormity of that task, we'll continue to rely on you, the Serious Eats community, to keep pointing us towards delicious new finds. Let us know if we've missed anything important!

About the author: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt is the Chief Creative Officer of Serious Eats where he likes to explore the science of home cooking in his weekly column The Food Lab. You can follow him at @thefoodlab on Twitter, or at The Food Lab on Facebook.

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04 Aug 00:10

Air Force wants weapons faster, cheaper as it sees writing on wall

by Sean Gallagher
The F-35 program and the F-22 before it, coupled with budget sequestration, have put the Air Force into a strategic tailspin.
US Navy

Yesterday, US Air Force leadership released a document called “America’s Air Force: A Call to the Future,” a 30-year plan focused on “strategic agility” according to its authors. Created by the Office of the Secretary of the Air Force and advisors to the Air Force Chief of Staff, the strategy document calls for the Air Force to focus on the ability to quickly adapt to the changing world by using incremental, agile weapons system development instead of budget-busting major programs that aim for giant leaps in capability.

That doesn’t mean that the Air Force is abandoning its present path right away. The more than $1 trillion acquisition of the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter—the most expensive fighter aircraft development program in history—continues unabated. But the Air Force, which slashed the size of its force and much of its capability to fund the F-35 and the F-22 Raptor, is now realizing that it has run hard up against a fundamental law of defense procurement: Augustine’s sixteenth law.

The Ferengi rules of defense acquisition

In 1983, Norman Augustine, former CEO and president of Lockheed Martin, published a book through the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics entitled Augustine’s Laws. The “laws” in the book were a collection of observations and aphorisms about business in general with insights on aerospace and the defense industry in particular. Many were tongue-in-cheek jabs (Law XI states, “If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done…If the Earth could be made to rotate 20 times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off”).

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03 Aug 22:41

Chattanooga Tennessee Big Internet Companies Terrified - Business Insider

by djempirical
firehose

all carriers suck forever

While the nation's largest internet service providers have been making lots of noise recently, the country's fastest network has stayed quiet, just like the Tennessee town it services.

The southern city of Chattanooga, Tennessee, with a population of about 170,000, boasts internet speeds up to a whopping gigabit per second, thanks to a local municipal fiber internet network, and has since last year. That's the same speed as Google Fiber, only there's no legacy tech giant pumping technology into the project.

The city of Chattanooga and the publicly owned electric utility EPB did it by themselves.

Big telecom companies like AT&T and Comcast put off plans to outfit southeastern Tennessee with high-speed internet, essentially forcing the city to look for internet solutions elsewhere, Motherboard reports. This is actually a trend. Though Chattanooga's internet is notable for its blinding speed, many small communities around the country are similarly taking on high-speed internet without the help of big-name ISPs.

In fact, often the ISPs are holding these neglected communities back. In 2011 Longmont, Colorado, passed a ballot referendum that lifted a 2005 state law stopping municipalities from selling services that rely on publicly owned infrastructures, the Denver Post reported. Cable companies like Comcast originally pushed for the law in 2005 because they felt it was "unfair to let tax-supported entities compete with tax-paying businesses," the Post said.

More than 20 states still have laws like this one on the books, Motherboard reported. The FCC recently said it would help small communities get past these laws if it meant faster internet for them. This was in June.

Earlier this month, Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tennessee) proposed an amendment that would make the FCC's move illegal. Almost every House Republican voted yes. Now the amendment is in the largely Democratic Senate where it's not likely to pass but still could, perhaps with a little help from big cable companies.

"Ultimately what it comes down to is these cable companies hate competition," said Chris Mitchell, the director of community broadband networks for the Institute for Local Self Reliance.

As director, Mitchell watches over issues like municipal networks, net neutrality, and the consolidation of cable companies, advocating for the public. "It's not about [cable's] arguments so much as their ability to lobby very well," he said.

He says that both Republicans and Democrats receive a lot of money from cable companies every year. Blackburn herself has recieved five-figure donations from AT&T, Verizon, and the National Cable and Telecommunications Association, opensecrets.org says.

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Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tennessee).

Of course the anti-municipal fiber network crowd does have arguments. A common one is that local government-backed fiber networks are often failures that put tax dollars at risk, which Mitchell says is factually inaccurate. The other is that it's unfair to allow private companies to compete with government-backed entities, which Mitchell agrees is worth debating.

Municipal fiber internet networks certainly don't fit in every community. They're expensive to build — the Washington Post says Chattanooga's cost $330 million — and a handful have failed. Mitchell says most governments don't really want to have to build and run their own networks, despite their quality and popularity. Ideally, he says, local governments across the nation could fund the construction of a fiber network and then partner with a third party to run the service. This is happening in several cities nationwide, and it works well, though the number is climbing slowly.

"The first reason a community builds a network tends to be jobs. It helps existing businesses and draws in new ones," Mitchell said. "Most of these laws were passed in 2004, 2005. People didn't think the internet was essential for business."

This is why for Mitchell and others who oppose Blackburn's amendment, the most important thing is giving the communities the choice of whether to pursue a network of their own or hand the keys over to Comcast and company.

"Localities are in the best position to decide the broadband needs of their own communities," Rep. José E. Serrano (D-New York) said in an email statement to Business Insider. He voted against the amendment in the House. "The FCC is poised to help these localities by overruling harmful state policies that prevent innovation and competition."

While the amendment isn't likely to make it past the Senate, which has a history of voting down proposals like Blackburn's, Mitchell knows the issue will remain even if the legislation doesn't.

"The fight with the FCC is something I think we're going to see for a while," he said.

We have reached out to Rep. Blackburn and will update this post if we hear back. 

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03 Aug 22:39

An Academic Critique Of The Film “Guardians Of The Galaxy”

by terribleminds
firehose

"This is more like THE LAST STARFIGHTER"

like I wasn't already sold, jesus, fucking shit

HA HA HA HA

WHEE

pyoo pyoo

THAT RACCOON HAS A GUN AND A HEART

I AM GROOT

I am full of joy

I haven’t had this much fun going to the movies since I don’t know when

YOU’RE ON NOTICE, STAR WARS EPISODE SEVEN

Except this isn’t really like Star Wars at all despite the comparisons

This is more like THE LAST STARFIGHTER or ICE PIRATES

HA HA HA DICK MESSAGE

Hey is that really Sean Gunn from Gilmore Girls?

Oh, dang, he’s related to the director, isn’t he?

The music! THE MUSIC.

Music is so essential!

I have earworms giddily chewing into my brain!

WE MUST BE LIKE KEVIN BACON AND SAVE THE WORLD WITH DANCE

Hey, is that Lee Pace from Wonderfalls and Pushing Daisies?

Is that — is that Simon Pegg in an eyepatch?

Wait, no, I don’t think that’s Simon Pegg.

(But Rob Zombie is in this movie?)

This movie is entirely uncynical

It doesn’t have an iota of darkness or grimdarkness in its silly heart

It’s actually sweet!

AHH I WANT MY SON TO SEE THIS SOME DAY BECAUSE WHIZZ BANG FUN ZOOM

Oh Chris Pratt you’re the best and you used to be doughy and you give us all hope

I want to play in this roleplaying game like not a video game but with dice and character sheets and OOH OOH CAN I PLAY THE TECHIE RACCOON WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER

okay maybe some tiny complaints like jeez Marvel sure is in love with this whole Macguffin magical shiny glowy stones and objects bullshit, and hey maybe women could get a better break in these movies instead of the white guy always being the day-saver

and the post credits sequence uhhh wut

BUT AHHHH

FUN

JOY

LAUGHING TIMES

*clap clap clap*

This is why Jesus and George Lucas invented toys!

*gobbles down all the movie merchandising*

BOOM

BOOSH

3D OH SNAP IT’S FLYING RIGHT AT MY FACE

IMAX IS PRETTY COOL BUT I HAD TO TAKE OUT A HOME EQUITY LOAN FOR THE TICKET

WHATEVER WOOOOOOOOOO

*whistles up a floating spear*

*buys self a Walkman*

SHUT UP I’M NOT CRYING

*dances*

Lasers!

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE JESUS GOD CRAP STOP READING THIS AND GO SEE IT

*vibrates until cosmic microscopic dispersal*

(no raccoons or tree people were harmed during the making of this movie)