Shared posts

23 Nov 17:19

Actual Progress

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'
21 Nov 17:21

How to Coil a Cable

The ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.
17 Nov 13:17

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mans

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Yes, ten legs.


Today's News:
17 Nov 12:01

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shining

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.


Today's News:
03 Oct 15:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Go easy on the lemon.


Today's News:
03 Oct 14:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.


Today's News:
15 Jun 15:09

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Narrative

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.


Today's News:
14 Jun 10:09

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.


Today's News:
12 Jun 09:43

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clusivity

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.


Today's News:

Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.

07 Jun 10:32

Helium Reserve

The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.
07 Jun 10:27

College Knowledge

'Your chitin armor is no match for our iron-tipped stingers! Better go hide in your jars!' --common playground taunt
05 Jun 18:01

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suffering



Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.


Today's News:

We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you have mod experience, please email me.

05 Jun 17:52

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dimension

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.


Today's News:

TOMORROW

05 Jun 16:29

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR!


Today's News:

Good morning, friends. Today we launch a book that is the culmination of two people’s efforts over 5 years. The definitive treatment of space settlement - the science, history, law, and politics. It’s called A City on Mars.


You can get specific info on www.acityonmars.com. What I really just want to say here is, first, thank you all tremendously. Having a successful comic over these years has meant a lot of time could be devoted to in depth study of subjects that rarely get that kind of treatment.


What I also want to say is that I hope we’ve written my favorite kind of popular science book - one of those books where every chapter tells you something you’ve never heard about, and which adds up to a big picture. A book full of stories and ideas that you won’t hear anywhere else. Also jokes! And drawings!


Although we’re happy any time you buy, preorders right now, today, really help. In the modern publishing world, having a lot of buys early on gives us more power later when it’s time to ask for shelf space and media appearances. The book will cost the same whether you buy it now or a year from now, but getting it soon helps us tremendously.


Thanks again everyone. It has long been a dream of mine to work on a popular science book that isn’t just fun, but which tries to address a serious question in a way that hasn’t been done before. I believe we’ve done that here, and much of our ability to do that is thanks to all of you.


With gratitude,

Zach


Because a lot of people have been asking lately: if you do not want to buy on Amazon, there are lots of options. Buying on amazon *does* help us because it improves our ranking, but buying from Barnes & Noble is also great. If you want to avoid a big corporation, we recommend getting in touch with your favorite local shop, or with one of the awesome indie stores like Powell’s or The Strand.

05 Jun 15:55

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Beauty of Science

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.


Today's News:

WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!

05 Jun 15:03

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horrible

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance, book-writing...


Today's News:
26 May 13:10

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chicken Noodle Soup

by Zach Weinersmith
Lucas Vigroux

Suggestion for the board gaming club



Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.


Today's News:

Behold! (slightly NSFW)

26 May 13:06

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - P

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.


Today's News:

To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.

26 May 13:04

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fantasy

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.


Today's News:

If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders

26 May 12:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Media

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers


Today's News:
26 May 12:49

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowing

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.


Today's News:
22 May 10:06

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gifted

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.


Today's News:
29 Mar 13:52

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradise

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.


Today's News:
27 Mar 13:10

I’m the only one — believe me, I know them all, I’m the only one who knows how to fix it.

by imp

1.jpeg

2.jpeg

3.jpeg

3bb.jpeg

4.jpeg

27 Mar 09:55

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inversion

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.


Today's News:

I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come buy or purchase a signed copy online.

27 Mar 09:54

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Take it Off

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Insert the p-value joke over your choice.


Today's News:

Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.

10 Mar 10:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Weeee!

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.


Today's News:
01 Mar 16:04

Hand Dryers

I know hand dryers have their problems, but I think for fun we should keep egging Dyson on and see if we can get them to make one where the airflow breaks the speed of sound.
15 Feb 18:04

Only Serifs

If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.
15 Feb 17:46

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clown World

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.


Today's News:

Sorry.