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07 Jun 20:02

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: twotibsawhisker: 2tonocean: wir...





















whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

twotibsawhisker:

2tonocean:

wired-infornography:

(via Show and Tell - Imgur)

I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again

things like this are more important than 90% of tumblr

bye im crying

07 Jun 18:53

Personality; not just for humans

wolveswolves:

We usually see “elephants”—or “wolves” or “killer whales” or “chimps” or “ravens” and so on—as interchangeable representatives of their kind. But the instant we focus on individuals, we see an elephant named Echo with exceptional leadership qualities; we see wolf 755 struggling to survive the death of his mate and exile from his family; we see a lost and lonely killer whale named Luna who is humorous and stunningly gentle. We see individuality. It’s a fact of life. And it runs deep. Very deep.

Individuality is the frontier of understanding non-human animals. But for decades, the idea was forbidden territory. Scientists who stepped out of bounds faced withering scorn from colleagues. Jane Goodall experienced just that. After her first studies of chimpanzees, she enrolled as a doctoral student at Cambridge. There, as she later recalled in National Geographic, “It was a bit shocking to be told I’d done everything wrong. Everything. I shouldn’t have given them names. I couldn’t talk about their personalities, their minds or their feelings.” The orthodoxy was: those qualities are unique to humans.

But these decades later we are realizing that Goodall was right; humans are not unique in having personalities, minds and feelings. And if she’d given the chimpanzees numbers instead of names?—their individual personalities would still have shined.

“If ever there was a perfect wolf,” says Yellowstone biologist Rick McIntyre, “It was Twenty-one. He was like a fictional character. But real.” McIntyre has watched free-living wolves for more hours than anyone, ever.

Even from a distance Twenty-one’s big-shouldered profile was recognizable. Utterly fearless in defense of his family, Twenty-one had the size, strength, and agility to win against overwhelming odds. “On two occasions, I saw Twenty-one take on six attacking wolves—and rout them all,” Rick says. “Watching him felt like seeing something that looked supernatural. Like watching a Bruce Lee movie. I’d be thinking, ‘A wolf can’t do what I am watching this wolf do.’” Watching Twenty-one, Rick elaborates, “was like watching Muhammad Ali or Michael Jordan—a one-of-a-kind talent outside of ‘normal.’”

Twenty-one was a superwolf. Uniquely, he never lost a fight and he never killed any defeated opponent. And yet Twenty-one was “remarkably gentle” with the members of his pack. Immediately after making a kill he would often walk away and nap, allowing family members who’d had nothing to do with the hunt eat their fill.

One of Twenty-one’s favorite things was to wrestle little pups. “And what he really loved to do,” Rick adds, “was pretend to lose. He just got a huge kick out of it.” Here was this great big male wolf. And he’d let some little wolf jump on him and bite his fur. “He’d just fall on his back with his paws in the air,” Rick half-mimes. “And the triumphant-looking little one would be standing over him with his tail wagging.

“The ability to pretend,” Rick adds, “shows that you understand how your actions are perceived by others. I’m sure the pups knew what was going on, but it was a way for them to learn how it feels to conquer something much bigger than you. And that kind of confidence is what wolves need every day of their hunting lives.”

In Twenty-one’s life, there was a particular male, a sort of roving Casanova, a continual annoyance. He was strikingly good-looking, had a big personality, and was always doing something interesting. “The best single word is ‘charisma,’” says Rick. “Female wolves were happy to mate with him. People absolutely loved him. Women would take one look at him—they didn’t want you to say anything bad about him. His irresponsibility and infidelity; it didn’t matter.”

One day, Twenty-one discovered this Casanova among his daughters. Twenty-one ran in, caught him, biting and pinning him to the ground. Other pack members piled in, beating Casanova up. “Casanova was also big,” Rick says, “but he was a bad fighter.” Now he was totally overwhelmed; the pack was finally killing him.

“Suddenly Twenty-one steps back. Everything stops. The pack members are looking at Twenty-one as if saying, ‘Why has Dad stopped?’” The Casanova wolf jumped up and—as always—ran away.

After Twenty-one’s death, Casanova briefly became the Druid pack’s alpha male. But, Rick recalled: “He doesn’t know what to do, just not a leader personality.” And although it’s very rare, his year-younger brother deposed him. “His brother had a much more natural alpha personality.” Casanova didn’t mind; it meant he was free to wander and meet other females. Eventually Casanova and several young Druid males met some females and they all formed the Blacktail pack. “With them,” Rick remembers, “he finally became the model of a responsible alpha male and a great father.”

The personality of a wolf ‘matriarch’ also helps shape the whole pack. Wolf Seven was the dominant female in her pack. But you could watch Seven for days and say, ‘I think she’s in charge,’ because she led subtly, by example. Wolf Forty, totally different; she led with an iron fist. Exceptionally aggressive, Forty had done something unheard of: actually deposed her own mother.

For three years, Forty ruled the Druid pack tyrannically. A pack member who stared a moment too long would find herself slammed to the ground, Forty’s bared canines poised above her neck. Yellowstone research director Doug Smith recalls, “Throughout her life she was fiercely committed to always having the upper hand, far more so than any other wolf we’ve observed.”
Forty heaped her worst abuse on her same-age sister. Because this sister lived under Forty’s brutal oppression, she earned the name Cinderella.

One year Cinderella split from the main pack and dug a den to give birth. Shortly after she finished the den, her sister arrived and delivered one of her infamous beatings. Cinderella just took it, as always. No one ever saw any pups at that den.

The next year, Cinderella, Forty, and a low-ranking sister all gave birth in dens dug several miles apart. New wolf mothers nurse and guard constantly; they rely on pack members for food. That year, few pack members visited the bad-tempered alpha. Cinderella, though, found herself well assisted at her den by several sisters.

Six weeks after giving birth, Cinderella and several attending pack members headed out, away from her den—and stumbled into the queen herself. Forty immediately attacked Cinderella with was, even for her, exceptional ferocity. She then turned her fury onto another of her sisters who’d been accompanying Cinderella, giving her a beating too. Then as dusk settled in, Forty headed toward Cinderella’s den. Only the wolves saw what happened next, but Doug Smith and Rick McIntyre pieced together what went down.

Unlike the previous year, this time Cinderella wasn’t about to remain passive or let her sister reach her den and her six-week-old pups. Near the den a fight erupted. There were at least four wolves, and Forty had earned no allies among them.

At dawn, Forty was down by the road covered in blood, and her wounds included a neck bite so bad that her spine was visible. Her long-suffering sisters had, in effect, cut her throat. She died. It was the only time researchers have ever known a pack to kill its own alpha. Forty was an extraordinarily abusive individual. The sisters’ decision, outside the box of wolf norms, was: mutiny. Remarkable.

But Cinderella was just getting started. She adopted her dead sister’s entire brood. And she also welcomed her low-ranking sister and her pups. And so that was the summer that the Druid Peak pack raised an unheard-of twenty-one wolf pups together in a single den.

Out from under Forty’s brutal reign, Cinderella developed into the pack’s finest hunter. She later went on to become the benevolent matriarch of the Geode Creek pack. Goes to show: a wolf, as many a human, may have talents and abilities that wither or flower depending on which way their luck breaks.

“Cinderella was the finest kind of alpha female,” Rick McIntyre says. “Cooperative, returning favors by sharing with the other adult females, inviting her sister to bring her pups together with her own while also raising her vanquished sister’s pups—. She set a policy of acceptance and cohesion.” She was, Rick says, “perfect for helping everyone get along really well.”

(This piece is adapted from Carl Safina’s most recent book, Beyond Words; What Animals Think and Feel, which will is newly out in paperback)

07 Jun 16:55

theblairwitchboy: drhds: kingjaffejoffer: Top 10 Twitter...





















theblairwitchboy:

drhds:

kingjaffejoffer:

Top 10 Twitter thread in history

I know like 6 of these people

Screaming

07 Jun 15:40

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Cary

Current mood



06 Jun 22:14

al4z: current mood

Cary

I could teach a grad-level class on the subject...



al4z:

current mood

06 Jun 20:31

What's the difference between something being a bird and a birb?

image

06 Jun 17:40

tiger-in-the-flightdeck: The lack of context here is thrilling



tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

The lack of context here is thrilling

06 Jun 17:12

Rise in hate crimes alarms Native American communities

by Voice of America
Cary

My niece teaches in a First Nations department at one of the U WI campuses...
They find nasty posters/etc hanging in their hallways all the time.

The recent anti-Muslim attack in Portland, Oregon, has highlighted an alarming rise in hate crimes across the U.S. targeting Muslims, African-Americans and other groups. But hate crimes against Native Americans often don’t often make headlines, which they say is part of a pattern of discrimina...
06 Jun 16:35

plain-flavoured-english: dominawritesthings: dragonofeternal: One of the most important things...

plain-flavoured-english:

dominawritesthings:

dragonofeternal:

One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. 

Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No! My stove still has that caked on caramel that I need to bust out an SOS pad to take care of, one of our big pots is still sitting in the sink, and somehow a kitty kibble unearthed itself while I was wiping down the stove (?? how??).. but the kitchen looks a LOT better. It’s once again an inhabitable, usable space.

Parents, bosses, teachers, even my own self, harp upon absolute perfect completion of a task as the be all and end all of a job well done, but god damn, my kitchen isn’t terrible because I took the time to improve it. Little steps, especially when you’re struggling, are important. They mean a LOT. They are a sign that you won, if only in that brief moment, and they make getting all the other stuff done so much easier later on down the road. 

I…need to remember this. Thank you.

This is actually hugely important advice for people with ADHD. Some of the side effects of ADHD are procrastination, anxiety, and guilt because when you look at the whole picture at once instead of focusing on the individual details (as people with ADHD tend to do), a long, multi-step task can seem impossible to complete. It’s important to remember that the few steps it takes to start a task are just as important as the steps it takes to complete it. Did you do your laundry but not fold it yet? Did you change your sheets but not wash them yet? Did you start researching a paper but not write anything yet? Congratulations! You’ve gotten important work done. Productivity is more than crossing things off a to-do list.

06 Jun 16:29

nevver:In stitches, Sheena Liam

Cary

Love these...















nevver:

In stitches, Sheena Liam

06 Jun 15:55

Genetic study shakes up the elephant family tree

New research reveals that a species of giant elephant that lived 1.5 million to 100,000 years ago -- ranging across Eurasia before it went extinct -- is more closely related to today's African forest elephant than the forest elephant is to its nearest living relative, the African savanna elephant. Understanding elephant evolution is key to protecting present-day elephants from extinction, researchers say.
06 Jun 01:47

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Cary

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



06 Jun 00:52

cracked: Evil Geniuses In The Animal Kingdom

06 Jun 00:22

lady-aheshke: pr1nceshawn: If the Government Treated Men Like...





















lady-aheshke:

pr1nceshawn:

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

05 Jun 23:37

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05 Jun 22:41

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05 Jun 22:30

historium: Ruth Lee, a hostess at a Chinese restaurant, flies a...



historium:

Ruth Lee, a hostess at a Chinese restaurant, flies a Chinese flag so she isn’t mistaken for Japanese when she sunbathes on her days off in Miami, in the wake of the attack on Pearl Harbor, Dec. 15, 1941

05 Jun 22:11

slimy: meekokyu: its 5am and ive been thinking about this video...



slimy:

meekokyu:

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight

@rabbitussin

05 Jun 20:42

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Cary

#dadjokes



05 Jun 04:29

heauxistan:the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

heauxistan:

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

05 Jun 04:00

moisemorancy: thetrippytrip: So proud of you for this. Nobody...



















moisemorancy:

thetrippytrip:

So proud of you for this. Nobody else stepping up is the reason we as women get scared when dealing with strange men. Because she like this be happening and nobody wants to say anything and even when somebody does the attacker usually gets hosyile for not getting what they want. That shit is scary. And you know a black man is in more danger for getting involved than a white man. Because of our fucked up society - if he had been a white man that defended himself against a child predator, he would never have been cuffed. To the men out there, please do something if you see something, it is never wrong to stand up for a child who may not have a voice to speak for themselves.

🌹

02 Jun 16:04

systlin: karama9: quietlyglittering: wolfayal: hogwartshidden...





systlin:

karama9:

quietlyglittering:

wolfayal:

hogwartshiddenswimmingpool:

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

  1. His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
  2. I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”


 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

02 Jun 16:01

omg-humor: That’s actually not even a bad idea



omg-humor:

That’s actually not even a bad idea

02 Jun 15:31

spaceshipoftheseus: dragon-in-a-fez: justnoodlefishthings: aw...







spaceshipoftheseus:

dragon-in-a-fez:

justnoodlefishthings:

awanderingpig:

taysanimaladventures:

Mac is a good dragon

Look at this handsome dog.

Is this one of those borzois

looks more proletariat to me

JoANna~

02 Jun 00:40

unfollovving: mgs3: полосатая сосисочка



unfollovving:

mgs3:

полосатая сосисочка

02 Jun 00:36

Breakfast of Champions

Cary

Well Balanced Breakfast






kinfolk magazine : kyle bean, together with aaron tilley and lucy-ruth hathaway

Breakfast of Champions

02 Jun 00:23

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Cary

Life goals



01 Jun 23:19

king-kagayama: mudwerks: I forgot I was making caramel at...

Cary

Mmmmm, ooey, gooey caramel!!!

01 Jun 22:36

flashinqlights: I have a freckle on my nose and everyone thinks it’s dirt so my aunt saw it and was...

Cary

Ugh, I have a freckle on the border of my eye/nose (near the caruncula) that people always think is an eye-booger.

flashinqlights:

I have a freckle on my nose and everyone thinks it’s dirt so my aunt saw it and was like oh u got some schmutz on ur nose and tried to rub it off for at least 5 minutes before telling her ive had it for all my existence and she was shook

01 Jun 22:18

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

Cary

Ain't got no time for that!