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19 Sep 14:24

What Am I?

by Greg Ross

A riddle by Horatio Walpole:

Before my birth I had a name,
But soon as born I chang’d the same;
And when I’m laid within the tomb,
I shall my father’s name assume.
I change my name three days together
Yet live but one in any weather.

Click for solution …

12 Sep 23:16

Post Chase

by Greg Ross

concrete arrow

In 1924, air mail pilots were having trouble finding their way across the featureless American southwest, so the Post Office adopted a brutally low-tech solution: Every 10 miles they built a large concrete arrow illuminated by a beacon. Each arrow pointed the way to the next, so that a pilot could stay on course simply by connecting the dots.

The system was finished by 1929, permitting mail planes to find their way all the way to San Francisco. It was quickly superseded by more sophisticated navigation methods, but today the arrows still dot the American desert, ready to confuse hikers and, probably, future archaeologists.

(Thanks, Ron.)

12 Sep 20:30

Us and Them

by Greg Ross

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Red_Deers_on_a_path_in_a_forest_of_Haute-Normandie.jpg

Red deer still honor the Iron Curtain. During the Cold War, barbed wire and an electric fence divided Eastern Europe from the West, separating the deer population into two groups. Deer follow traditional trails, which are taught to each generation by its forebears. Now that the fence is gone, red deer range on both sides of the border but refuse to cross it.

“In the past, the deer didn’t go to the Czech side because of the fence,” German biologist Marco Heurich told the Wall Street Journal in 2009. “Now the fence is gone but they still stop at the border.” Film producer Tom Synnatzschke added, “The wall in the head is still there.”

As with humans, it’s the young deer who are testing the old ways. “Our data showed that the animals behaved very traditionally,” said zoologist Pavel Sustr. “The former border was in the minds of the animals. But some of the young animals are searching for new territory. They are more and more deleting the border behavior that was there before.”

12 Sep 01:10

FYI Thank you to the always awesome shegetsby

by joberholtzer
Hpecker

#followup



FYI

Thank you to the always awesome shegetsby

06 Sep 20:02

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by joberholtzer
Hpecker

...I always forget which I am



06 Sep 19:08

kiggor: If other planets were at the same distance as our moon

by joberholtzer














kiggor:

If other planets were at the same distance as our moon

06 Sep 18:59

YO WHY DO WHITE SUPREMACISTS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE MELTING WAX SCULPTURES

Dogg, I think you might just be watching the end of that one Indiana Jones.

06 Sep 18:50

amandaonwriting: 11 Untranslatable Words From Other...

Hpecker

The linguistics 101 in me always cringes when I see this headline. You just translated them. Yes, there is no single word, but it IS translatable.















amandaonwriting:

11 Untranslatable Words From Other Cultures

Follow the link for the source

06 Sep 18:45

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Hpecker

I SAID CONSUMATE



06 Sep 18:44

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by joberholtzer


06 Sep 18:41

Layin some wisdom on you #laotzu



Layin some wisdom on you #laotzu

06 Sep 18:40

Yo, whenever one of my coworkers talks about his favorite football team (you know which one), I interrupt and correct him with "oh, you mean the Washington Racists." I think he's getting tired of it but I feel like this is still a fresh joke.

Can’t be more tiresome than this asshole’s racism.

06 Sep 18:39

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29 Aug 19:12

anonymous asked: I’m going to start a radio station where the tagline is “Today’s...

Hpecker

This one's for you, Lesley. Also totally feeling this radio idea

anonymous asked: I’m going to start a radio station where the tagline is “Today’s hits, without all the middle-aged white dudes singing.” We’ll play “Blurred Lines” with just the weird Pharrell noises and the TI verse

Remember that part in the video where T.I. is just brushing that girl’s hair? WHAT IN THE JAM IS GOING ON THERE???

29 Aug 18:55

"Put it on the beamer, I have some slices to show."

“Put it on the beamer, I have some slices to show.”

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A client who wanted to show a slideshow on a projector

29 Aug 18:53

anonymous asked: Is saying the Civil War wasn’t about slavery or that slavery was a minor...

anonymous asked: Is saying the Civil War wasn’t about slavery or that slavery was a minor factor racist?

I like when racist assholes think that saying the phrase “states’ rights” composes some kind of actual argument, as if that’s some shit that people fight wars over. STATES’ RIGHTS TO DO WHAT EXACTLY YOU DUMBSHIT

29 Aug 18:52

buttpoems: business dog

by joberholtzer


buttpoems:

business dog

29 Aug 18:49

anonymous asked: I keep mixed nuts in my desk drawer (for that vegan protein, son) and a coworker...

anonymous asked: I keep mixed nuts in my desk drawer (for that vegan protein, son) and a coworker came over and I offered her some. She was like “what nuts” and I was like, “the nuts over here on my desk.” Fuck.

You should have said DEEZ NUTS.

29 Aug 18:47

anonymous asked: Yo! One anagram of Ronald Wilson Reagan is “Insane Anglo Warlord.” Huh.

anonymous asked: Yo! One anagram of Ronald Wilson Reagan is “Insane Anglo Warlord.”

Huh.

29 Aug 18:46

Arnold’s Bodybuilding for Men (1981)

by superfluidity
Hpecker

Resharing only for "wrist"



Arnold’s Bodybuilding for Men (1981)

23 Aug 13:31

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22 Aug 13:13

livingonabear asked: boom? HAHA BOOM

Hpecker

Submitted by Scott!



livingonabear asked: boom?

HAHA BOOM

21 Aug 15:14

"Let’s change the font of the Terms and Conditions to Comic Sans."

“Let’s change the font of the Terms and Conditions to Comic Sans.”
21 Aug 15:13

anonymous asked: Hey dumb-dumbs: it’s called racISm not racWASm because the shit’s still...

anonymous asked: Hey dumb-dumbs: it’s called racISm not racWASm because the shit’s still going on.

Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but that is not why it’s called “racism.”

20 Aug 16:28

August 20, 2013


Hey Coloradans! My favorite astronomer/nerd dis aficionado, Phil Plait, will be at the Boulder Science Festival. +10 Internet Points to anyone who uses one of our disses on him at the event.
20 Aug 14:30

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20 Aug 14:29

A Softer World

19 Aug 15:03

anonymous asked: So hockey, tennis and golf are all hella wack and traditionally racist, but if you...

anonymous asked: So hockey, tennis and golf are all hella wack and traditionally racist, but if you make them smaller (air hockey, table tennis, miniature golf) suddenly they all become kinda dope… TURNS OUT WE CAN END RACISM YOU GUYS, BUT WE’RE GONNA NEED A SHRINK RAY!!!

You know what, fine. If you’re 4 inches tall or smaller, you can be as racist as you want.

19 Aug 14:57

d0gbl0g: Let’s play a game

by joberholtzer
Hpecker

surprisingly difficult



d0gbl0g:

Let’s play a game

16 Aug 13:59

anonymous asked: Yo, Orson Scott Card claims he isn’t racist because his assertions that Obama...

Hpecker

Another reason I won't be going to watch Ender's Game

anonymous asked: Yo, Orson Scott Card claims he isn’t racist because his assertions that Obama is going to become a dictator with the help of a national police force of “urban youth” who will oppress all the white, non-Muslims is just a thought experiment. A thought experiment by a a huge fucking racist.

Bigots of all stripes like to derail conversations about their bigotry by claiming that their expressions of bigotry are “just X” where X is some irrelevant bullshit. Guess what, fuckfaces, no one cares if your racist jokes are “just jokes” or your racist thoughts are “just a thought experiment.” If you think we can’t simply append the adjective “racist” to the front of those, you’re dumber than we already thought.

PS. We think you’re super dumb as it is.