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22 Jan 22:11

Snowball Numbers

by Greg Ross

What’s unusual about the number 313,340,350,000,000,000,499? Its English name, THREE HUNDRED THIRTEEN QUINTILLION THREE HUNDRED FORTY QUADRILLION THREE HUNDRED FIFTY TRILLION FOUR HUNDRED NINETY-NINE, contains these letter counts:

snowball numbers 1

This makes the name a perfect “snowball,” in the language of wordplay enthusiasts. In exploring this phenomenon for the November 2012 issue of Word Ways, Eric Harshbarger and Mike Keith found hundreds of thousands of solutions among very large numbers, but the example above is “shockingly small compared to all other known SH [snowball histogram] numbers,” they write. “It seems very likely that this is the smallest SH number of any order, but a proof of this fact, even with computer assistance, seems difficult.”

Two other pretty findings from their article:

224,000,000,000,525,535, or TWO HUNDRED TWENTY-FOUR QUADRILLION FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY-FIVE, produces a “growing/melting” snowball:

snowball numbers 2

And 520,636,000,000,757,000, or FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY QUADRILLION SIX HUNDRED THIRTY-SIX TRILLION SEVEN HUNDRED FIFTY-SEVEN THOUSAND, produces the first 18 digits of π:

snowball numbers 3

“This idea can also be applied to arbitrary text, not just number names,” they write. “Can you find a sentence in Moby Dick or Pride and Prejudice whose letter distribution is a snowball or is interesting in some other way? Such possibilities are left for future consideration.”

(Eric Harshbarger and Mike Keith, “Number Names With a Snowball Letter Distribution,” Word Ways, November 2012.)

22 Jan 22:07

The Wisdom of the Crowd

by Greg Ross

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Friedrich_Voltz_Ochse.jpg

At a livestock exhibition at Plymouth, England, in 1907, attendees were invited to guess the weight of an ox and to write their estimates on cards, with the most accurate estimates receiving prizes. About 800 tickets were issued, and after the contest these made their way to Francis Galton, who found them “excellent material.”

“The average competitor,” he wrote, “was probably as well fitted for making a just estimate of the dressed weight of the ox, as an average voter is of judging the merits of most political issues on which he votes, and the variety among the voters to judge justly was probably much the same in either case.”

Happily for all of us, he found that the guesses in the aggregate were quite accurate. The middlemost estimate was 1,207 pounds, and the weight of the dressed ox proved to be 1,198 pounds, an error of 0.8 percent. This has been borne out in subsequent research: When a group of people make individual estimates of a quantity, the mean response tends to be fairly accurate, particularly when the crowd is diverse and the judgments are independent.

Galton wrote, “This result is, I think, more creditable to the trustworthiness of a democratic judgment than might have been expected.”

(Francis Galton, “Vox Populi,” Nature, March 7, 1907.)

08 Jan 15:40

alwaysdownhill: oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY...

alwaysdownhill:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

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THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

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BOWLCUTS

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LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

They’re the reincarnates of the Beatles

08 Jan 15:30

illiquidmarkets: lfmorpeth: sexpigeon: ———— Notes on Pieter...





















illiquidmarkets:

lfmorpeth:

sexpigeon:

————

Notes on Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s “Children’s Games.”

painful but dynamic

awesome

08 Jan 03:26

cuteys: intricut: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the...



cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

08 Jan 03:15

Photo

by just-random-words


07 Jan 22:42

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07 Jan 22:40

toyota: ???? Stingray



toyota:

????

Stingray

07 Jan 22:17

The pro-police NY Post reports that NYPD is on a slowdown, only making arrests when "aboslutely necessary". Arrests are down to one-third of pre-slowdown levels. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT. If the NYPD wonders why the community doesn't trust them, maybe it's because TWO THIRDS OF ALL THEIR ARRESTS WERE UNNECESSARY. Well, that and they get away with murder. Fuck the police. (don't kill people tho)

Yeah, cops are garbage and the conservative media is dumb as all fuck. Happy New Years, Racecars.

07 Jan 22:13

itsstuckyinmyhead: Bees and Tumblr

















itsstuckyinmyhead:

Bees and Tumblr

07 Jan 22:08

A former KKK leader is threatening to release the white supremacist ties of all the people in Congress if both sides keep attacking Scalise. I don't want to root for a Klansman, but in this case it feels so right.

Damn, let’s get this guy on Racist Kickstarter, with all the people who donated to Darren Wilson, and shit like that.

07 Jan 22:08

I don't know where to fuckin start with this Police Lives Matter shit

That’s the thing that’s so fucking bonkers about when racists try to pull some shit like “All Lives Matter” or, holy shit, “Police Lives Matter” in response to people rallying around the phrase “Black Lives Matter” — no one has ever said or implied or enacted the casual and systemic murder of people generally or police specifically in the US, but we have engaged that shit for black folks.

It’s like the same thing, where racists think that if they can say something that sounds halfway reasonable (on some “I’m colorblind” bullshit), they can ignore our centuries of very, very racist history and our very racist present, and just pretend that asking for less discrimination and racist violence is somehow a slight to, you know, the people in fucking power.

I guess that’s where you start? I don’t know.

07 Jan 22:07

shaxaphone: cute things to call your girlfriend:1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb...

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

07 Jan 22:06

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
07 Jan 22:06

i-found-you-justine-time: diglettdevious: thegrinchlover: DAM...













i-found-you-justine-time:

diglettdevious:

thegrinchlover:

DAMN IT DISNEY

PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT BEST RECYCLER EVER 

I’d like to see you hand draw full feature length films without ever recycling frames.

07 Jan 22:05

greathaircut: proud of my son. good job









greathaircut:

proud of my son. good job

07 Jan 22:04

ninnani: thelhw: turnthatberryout: Did he just make a...





ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

07 Jan 22:03

I wonder if the Game of Thrones guy knows how he’s going to end the series or if he’s...

I wonder if the Game of Thrones guy knows how he’s going to end the series or if he’s just going to keep killing major characters until the story can no longer continue.

07 Jan 21:50

December 27, 2014


Whee!
07 Jan 21:47

Sword In The Stone

by Wes + Tony

now put it back in and take it out and put it back in and

The King Arthur legend really had it figured out. The best way to choose our leaders is arbitrary feats of strength and will. At the end of the day, any leader at a given time is just going to be a figurehead for whatever shit their nation was going through at that point in history, so we might as well appoint people for something interesting and spectacular.

The only question is WHAT the criteria should be. Let’s say the President of the United States: the obvious choice seems to be to measure how many hamburgers they can eat in an hour. For Prime Minister of England it should be the Driest Wit, and have them make as many jokes as they can without smiling. Germans are known for their efficiency*, so their PM should be elected based on getting as close as possible to inventing a perpetual motion device. Spain would just be Messi with the exception of every fourth year.

See? Already our leaders are more interesting. In this perfect world, any proud citizen can say, “I may not agree with his or her policies, but man, they can eat a lot of burgers.”

wes

*Yes, that’s perpetuating a stereotype, and I sincerely apologies to all the wasteful Germans out there, heroically breaking stereotypes with every ounce of pointless energy and effort.

07 Jan 20:51

Email

My New Year's resolution for 2014-54-12/30/14 Dec:12:1420001642 is to learn these stupid time formatting strings.
07 Jan 20:50

December 31, 2014


Slow descent into madness continues into a New Year.
07 Jan 20:47

January 01, 2015


Learn about the fluid dynamics of cat loaf, in this important BAHFest hypothesis.

07 Jan 20:47

*Fixed the distance around the sun. Had accidentally given the...



*Fixed the distance around the sun. Had accidentally given the distance to the sun like an IDIOT

07 Jan 20:47

Worrying

If the breaking news is about an event at a hospital or a lab, move it all the way over to the right.
07 Jan 20:46

January 02, 2015


Sorry for the late update. Got the flu or something here, and I totally forgot to press the button.
07 Jan 20:41

The System 761: Resolutions

by admin

Or maybe just nap more. That seems pretty achievable.

I’d started making a comic listing my resolutions:

  • Read more
  • Eat better,
  • Exercise,
  • Travel somewhere new,
  • Draw more,
  • Have more fun,
  • Answer some big questions,
  • And generally have a better year than 2014.

But there wasn’t really a punchline there (not that having a punchline hasn’t stopped me before). But this worked a little better, and let’s face it. it’s all about doing more or less of something anyway.

Btw, if you’re considering any resolutions, a few thoughts:

  • Set SMART goals.
  • Don’t wait to know everything to start.
  • Don’t get discouraged after you drop off when things get busy. The important thing is to jump back on when you can. Setbacks are gonna happen, that doesn’t mean you should give up.
  • Tell your friends you’re doing it. They’ll keep you honest.
  • Fuckin’ do it.

How about you?

07 Jan 20:41

UV

Hey, why stop at our house? We could burn down ALL these houses for the insurance money.
07 Jan 20:40

January 05, 2015


Thanks to Jodi Beggs for an awesome AEA humor session. Now, to go home and pass out.