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Hovertext: Hallowed be thy name, Steve.

yes, the big reveal from star wars 7 is that spaceships can become force ghosts too

the death star and death star II are back, and this time the rebel fleet has to blow itself up to become force ghosts to fight the empire in the “blue ghost zone.” why? because the force ghost empire has figured out how to destroy force ghost alderaan again. for good.

Hovertext: thatBeardIsntFoolingAnyone

Yeah, the White Community seems to be inherently unable to control their extremists. Makes you wonder what it is about white people that might cause this sort of thing.

Yeah, if they can’t be decent people because it shows a simple degree of humanity, maybe they can be decent people because it affects their life.

move knife backwards (toward the dull edge) through the air until you enter the slitmaster® patented vacuum food preparation chamber. once inside, carefully cut around the molecules of the beef, chicken, vegetable or fish,

if there were only a way to attain access to the “sex” state without having to input the entire precedent grammar — randomized text should work just as well as language.

plus, then huntyr doesn’t have to pay attention to what she is saying

Remember less than a week ago when a right-wing terrorist shot up a Planned Parenthood? Those fucks were awfully quiet about that asshole’s religion and race then.

I THINK YOU MEAN BEST HAVE LOL

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Hovertext: If anyone makes fun of your necklace, you just tell them PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

Last day to submit for BAHFest London! 

thlllp:

micdotcom:

While leaders across the country refuse to accept Syrian refugees, insisting they pose an unacceptable security risk, homegrown domestic extremists have been doing a pretty good job of terrorizing their fellow Americans with guns, explosives and threats of large-scale attacks. In addition to these, we can leave off the shooting in Minneapolis.

The more you know

Hovertext: Question: Can you used entangled photons to tell a batter to bunt?

 Hey geeks! Unfortunately, we haven't yet gotten enough submissions to do a good BAHFest show in London. We will open the process for an extra week. Please give it a look! Thanks!

Hovertext: And a polynomial is just when you have more than one nomial.

Londonoids! Only a few days left to submit your proposal for BAHFest London! 

Guilty Until Proven Innocent (if you’re black or brown). It’s the American way!

Hovertext: C'monnnnn well thought-out hatemail.

Thanks everyone for making that kickstarter our most successful SMBC book launch ever!

If you just missed it and still want in, we will briefly be offering pre-orders.  

“okay, let’s try a different tack — which of you is correct?”

Hovertext: Seriously though, somebody explain this shit.

 Yes, I am pretty pleased with myself.

Hovertext: Weinersmith vs. WHO reporting, Round 1.

 Our latest book did wildly better than expected. Thank you for your generosity and support! 

I guess the fact that white people aren’t systematically terrorized by the police, and also that literally every single part of society is set up to reinforce the idea that white people’s lives, comfort and continued prosperity are of primary importance means that the idea of white lives mattering goes without saying, and that anyone bothering to ask this is either a fucking idiot or a fucking idiot AND a racist trying to denigrate the idea that we should be reminded that victimized minorities have a right to remind people of their basic humanity.

PS. Seriously, fuck off.

Hovertext: Actually, you don't collapse anything. You just observe one of a multitude of flavorverses.

To get a signed Weiner!

I was shooting for a wood care line when I had this email conversation with their designer.

Client:  Why do all the file names say ’_Edit’ at the end?

Me: Because those are the retouched files.

Client: Oh, we don’t use retouched images, it’s dishonest. Please send us unedited files.

I send him SOOC [Straight Out Of Camera] jpegs in response.

Client: The wood floor looks bad, you can see the scratches in the wood, and some of the boards are chipped. Please send us unedited files with all these defects removed.

I send the first batch again with the “_Edit” at the end of the file name removed.

Client: Thank you!

Me: Here is the final pdf version of your sixteen-page booklet.

Client: Awesome, can you send that to me as a jpg so I can print it?

Missy Elliot has made her official return, and it is fucking excellent.

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