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10 Jan 22:59

Coalition to fight mass Internet surveillance declares global day of action, Feb 11

by Cory Doctorow


A broad coalition of organizations -- including Boing Boing -- have joined forces to declare February 11 a day of action in memory of Aaron Swartz and against NSA Internet spying and mass surveillance. Just as we did with the SOPA fight, we're asking people who care about this to make their own personal expressions of resistance, and take the case for caring about this and fighting back to the people closest to them. Each of us knows the arguments that will convince our friends and loved ones.

The Day We Fight Back sets out a number of ways you can participate, small and large. This is a fight we can win.

David Segal, executive director of Demand Progress, which he co-founded with Swartz, said: "Today the greatest threat to a free Internet, and broader free society, is the National Security Agency's mass spying regime. If Aaron were alive he'd be on the front lines, fighting back against these practices that undermine our ability to engage with each other as genuinely free human beings." According to Roy Singham, Chairman of the global technology company ThoughtWorks, where Aaron was working up until the time of his passing:

"Aaron showed us that being a technologist in the 21st century means taking action to prevent technology from being turned against the public interest. The time is now for the global tribe of technologists to rise up together and defeat mass surveillance."

The Day We Fight Back - February 11th 2014

    






10 Jan 22:49

Disney Villains Redesigned as Perfume Bottles

by Kimber Streams

Disney Villain Perfume

Pixiv artist mmmint8 has created a wonderful series of perfume bottle designs based on Disney villains. Head over to the Pixiv gallery to see all 20 of the fantastic illustrations.

Disney Villain Perfume

Disney Villain Perfume

Disney Villain Perfume

Disney Villain Perfume

Disney Villain Perfume

Disney Villain Perfume

images via mmmint8

via Cartoon Brew

10 Jan 21:21

Snuggle Bear Will Get Your Laundry to Kill You

Snuggle Bear Will Get Your Laundry to Kill You

Submitted by: Unknown

10 Jan 19:48

A Song Is Playing In Your Head Right Now

by Brad
Forever
10 Jan 02:37

juggaLOVE, A Fake Online Dating Site Ad for Insane Clown Posse Fans A.K.A. Juggalos

by Justin Page

It is so refreshing to find someone who can drink all day, starting at noon, and still be sober enough to drive me over to my mom’s house to pick up my kids.

Los Angeles-based writer and director Chris Capel of HandleBarMustacheLand has created “juggaLOVE,” a hilarious fake online dating site ad for fans of the hip hop duo Insane Clown Posse (a.k.a. “Juggalos“). It features clown-faced couples whose relationships are based on their mutual love of stomping people and snorting bath salts in the middle of food courts.

Insane Clown Posse fans rejoice! Finally, a dating site that cares about the diverse needs and desires of today’s modern Juggalo.

video via Chris Capel

via Digg

10 Jan 00:11

Countless Ice Balls Floating on the Shores of Lake Michigan

by EDW Lynch

Countless ice balls crowd the shoreline of Lake Michigan in Glen Arbor, Michigan in this short video uploaded to YouTube earlier this week by Bob Smitka. The ice balls are created when the lake cools to slightly below freezing, causing small chunks of ice to form. Waves slowly add new layers of ice while shaping the chunks into spheres. A similar ice ball event occurred last year.

via Sploid

09 Jan 23:03

Cat Battle Armor Turns Any Feline into an ‘Unstoppable Force for Slaughter’

by Kimber Streams

Cat Battle Armor

Etsy seller Shnabuble has made an exquisite leather suit of Cat Battle Armor designed to turn any feline into an “unstoppable force for slaughter” by “shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor.”

The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat’s hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower. Adjustable at the collar with elastic and two nickel silver buckles, and at the belly with grommeted corset-style lacing for a secure, comfortable fit.

It’s available to purchase online from Etsy, and the seller is open to custom color and design inquiries.

Cat Battle Armor

Cat Battle Armor

images via Shnabuble

via Kotaku

09 Jan 22:48

The 30th Annual Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival in China

by Kimber Streams

Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival
Lintao Zhang/Getty Images

China’s 30th annual Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival kicked off on January 5th, 2014. Nearly 10,000 people were involved in creating the breathtaking ice monuments, which include sculptures of famous buildings like the Roman Colosseum, the Empire State Building, and a 150-foot-tall reproduction of the Hallgrimskirkja church in Reykjavik, Iceland. The festival also features a 240-meter-long ice slide and a tribute to Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman’s rubber duck. Over 180,000 square meters of ice and 150,000 square meters of snow were used to create the amazing spectacle.

The Washington Post has put together a great gallery of photos from the event, and ITN News has also created a short video on the preparation leading up to the festival:

You can also head over to Slate and The Baltimore Sun to see more colorful photos of the event.

Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival
Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters

Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival
Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters

09 Jan 22:34

Musical Mashups of Memorable Dance Scenes in Films

by Justin Page
Christopher Lantz

Cause I can tell you needed some dance in your day.

Las Vegas-based Robert Jones has created two musical mashups of memorable dance scenes in films. Robert synced part one to the 1982 song “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats. In part two, he used the catchy 1983 song “Neutron Dance” by The Pointer Sisters to show off his mashup of Hollywood dance scenes.

via UPROXX

09 Jan 22:21

Norwegian Musician Makes Beautiful Music Using Instruments Created Out of Ice

by EDW Lynch


video via Terje Isungset

Norwegian musician Terje Isungset creates beautiful music using instruments that he crafts out of ice. Isungset has been making ice music since 1999 and over the years has made a wide variety of ice instruments including horns, xylophones, and harps. For more, check out icemusic.no.


video via NOOOvideo

Norwegian Musician Makes Ice Music

Norwegian Musician Makes Ice Music

photos via Terje Isungset

via Visual News

09 Jan 00:58

Populaire (2012) Beautiful!

















Populaire (2012)

Beautiful!

09 Jan 00:43

NPH Instagrams His Margarita Binge

by Brad
253
09 Jan 00:32

Wat a Eezy, Beezy, Berutifur, Cerver Gerl

Wat a Eezy, Beezy, Berutifur, Cerver Gerl

Submitted by: Unknown

09 Jan 00:07

True Facts About the Armadillo!

Submitted by: Unknown

08 Jan 23:40

Norway Has the Coolest Auroras

Norway Has the Coolest Auroras

Submitted by: Unknown

08 Jan 23:40

A Friendly Reminder to Keep Your Fapping Under Control, for Grandma's Sake

Christopher Lantz

Yes, this. I has no words.

WARNING: Video not exactly work-safe.

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: fap , grandma , cartoons , dating
08 Jan 23:37

Be Safe With Your SO's This Winter

Christopher Lantz

Looks like my friend Chess.

Be Safe With Your SO's This Winter

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: cold , husband , winter , dating , g rated
08 Jan 23:32

DETHJUNKIE*

by slid3
08 Jan 23:32

An Exquisite Paradox

by eigenedatei
08 Jan 23:32

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by subliminill
08 Jan 23:32

Brendan Wenzel → blog

by ukela
04 Jan 06:57

Sorcery!

Christopher Lantz

Anyone know what chemical reaction is occurring here?

Sorcery!

Submitted by: Unknown

03 Jan 23:45

Dog Vogue, Portraits of Chihuahuas in High Fashion

by Kimber Streams

Dog Vogue

Photographer Sophie Gamand has created “Dog Vogue,” a series of portraits of chihuahuas in high canine fashion designed by pet couturier Anthony Rubio. Visit the Dog Vogue website to see the rest of the collection, and prints are also available to purchase “with partial proceeds helping homeless animals.”

In New York, dog fashion is a serious matter. In the unconventional world, pet couturiers and designers compete for the best designs and doggie moms fight for the spotlight while their precious dogs showcase exquisite outfits that can sell for hundreds of dollars. Fascinated by the inherent anthropomorphism of this pet culture, photographer Sophie Gamand embarked on a series of portraits.

Dog Vogue

Dog Vogue

Dog Vogue

Dog Vogue

images via Dog Vogue

via 22 Words

03 Jan 21:53

Compilation Video of Adorable Little Puppies Doing Adorable Things

by Lori Dorn

This video compilation by Petsami shows adorable little puppies doing adorable things.

video via Petsami

03 Jan 21:28

Bats! Photos from the Boing Boing Flickr Pool

by Xeni Jardin
Christopher Lantz

Obligatory bat share!

Boing Boing reader Daniel P. Neal shares this photo of a Lasiurus cinereus (hoary bat) in the Boing Boing Flickr Pool. Below, Antrozous pallidus (pallid bat), an Eptesicus fuscus (big brown bat), and Myotis yumanensis (Yuma myotis).

More fantastic photos in Daniel's Flickr stream and Tumblr.


    






03 Jan 19:15

Dan Harmon is back, and so is the soul of Community! (season 5, eps. 1-2 recap)

by Kevin McFarland
Christopher Lantz

Community is back!

“Repilot” and “Introduction To Teaching”

I’m at a loss on how to properly describe something like the fifth season of Community. It shouldn’t exist. It makes no sense that it exists, especially with original creator Dan Harmon, a singularly gifted showrunner who is at the same time cursed to be a hellish guy to work with despite frighteningly astute comedic instincts.

When Chuck Klosterman reviewed Guns N’ Roses’ mythic Chinese Democracy, he said that writing about the long-in-progress album was “not like reviewing music. It’s more like reviewing a unicorn.” That’s how I feel about the episodes NBC sent out to critics for this fifth season. And not just about the fact that I have now seen three new episodes with my eyes—but the fact that Dan Harmon’s epic odyssey of getting fired by NBC following the show’s third season, then taking his podcast Harmontown on a barnstorming national tour while a listless fourth season aired, has ended in his miraculous and unprecedented return to the helm. Community is an improbably beautiful, lovable cockroach—like Wall-E’s little friend on Earth—that just refuses to die. And we’re better for it, because having Dan Harmon back means Community has regained its soul.

“Repilot” is about the best episode title to open this new, functioning version of the real Community. And in that regard it’s decidedly out of the ordinary, with only the reconstituted ninth season of Scrubs (subtitled Interns, and unfairly maligned in the eyes of this Scrubs apologist) as a recent parallel. Set a year after the fourth season, Jeff Winger is now a failed independent lawyer, whose tacky television commercial painting him as a robot-fighting superhero aiming to help people didn’t bring in enough business. So he takes up an offer from his old sleazy lawyer nemesis played by Rob Corddry and goes to investigate the case of a failed bridge architect who “graduated” from Greendale, and is now planning on suing the school to collect damages from a diploma mill. (His “thesis” project was a Lego bridge that collapses under no pressure.)

Dean Pelton is overwhelmed by the scandal, and assumes Jeff has come in to act as a hero and save Greendale. That means Jeff is once again caught between the negative influences of his past, aiming to make money off Greendale and embrace his locked-away monstrous tendencies, and the progress he made thanks to his group of friends while attending school. The Dean calls Abed—who of course deliberately harkens back to his dialogue from when he first met Jeff in the pilot—and just like that, everyone else shows up in the study room, now closed and used for storage due to sentimental (and asbestos) reasons. The structure isn’t much different than the way Jeff drew each of his classmates out of their shell in the pilot, only to set them against each other and step back. This time, he’s trying to get them to realize they want to sue the school.

So the gang is back together—minus Pierce, which we’ll get to in a minute—and then Community brings everyone up to speed. Annie is a pharmaceutical rep (perhaps an unintentional nod at Heather Locklear’s guest arc on Scrubs), Britta is a bartender, Shirley foolishly invested in expanding her sandwich chain, Abed is a computer programmer, and Troy, well, he doesn’t really need that much backstory. Community is now a show so fiercely up its own ass that it rewards viewers who have mercilessly picked it apart over the past few years and followed every winding news blurb about the behind-the-scenes tensions between Harmon, the network, Chevy Chase, and everyone else. The news that Donald Glover will only appear in five episodes this season hit the fan base hard—a confusing career move if he focuses on music, not as much if he has his own FX series—but one of the best lines in the episode deals directly with his impending departure.

Harmon has been a master at negotiating the stories behind the scenes of his show and incorporating how television tropes function into the fabric of his stories. In addition to broaching the Glover news, the premiere engages with Chevy Chase’s absence in an oblique and satisfying way while kicking the bigger issue down the road a bit to a future episode that is the best among the three I’ve seen. It’s heavily meta, which will throw off anyone foolishly trying to drop in on the show for the first time with the start of a fifth season, but still immensely rewarding, like seeing an old friend for the first time after a long absence.

In making his eventually fruitless case for signing onto a lawsuit, Jeff says, “We went into Greendale as real people and came out as psychotic cartoons.” That’s a marked revision of the slightly sketched characters from the pilot, but there are shades of the initial characterizations from that first half-hour still in the show. And it’s also a credit to how the world of Greendale built out to include a myriad of characters to make it a kind of live-action Springfield. Abed and Troy are best friends, but Abed is still a media trope-spouting machine. Britta has evolved from Jeff’s rebellious love interest into a bit of a ditz (“That’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.”), but she’s still emotionally independent and hilarious.

Harmon said in an interview with IGN that there’s “a goal to sort of strip down the characters and remember who they really were. King of forget all the in-jokes and labyrinthine details and just know these people.” That’s a modest objective of reconstruction, and one that probably places this season on the level of the first back in 2009, when the focus was on the characters and not the increasingly ridiculous (and rewarding) genre homages that spun out from the conspiracy theory episode (“Conspiracy Theories And Interior Design”) or the bottle episode (“Cooperative Calligraphy”) or the Law & Order episode (“Basic Lupine Urology”).

With that reintroduction accomplished—and it’s difficult to discount just how surprising it is that Harmon captured lukewarm lightning in a bottle in what is very plainly a new pilot—the second episode establishes what will be the show’s new rhythm: alternating between the student concerns and Jeff finding his way as a teacher. Breaking Bad’s Jonathan Banks appears as criminology professor (and aspiring picture book author) Buzz Hickey, sharing an office with Jeff. Through his growing professional friendship with Hickey, Jeff becomes comfortable as a teacher separate from the students, but it takes some comedic intervention from Annie’s meticulous form of caring—she audits his class to make sure he’s living up to his potential—to get Jeff to actually realize he has the experience and knowledge to do his job. Oh yeah, and then there’s a full-scale riot over “slightly higher grades” that includes Fat Neil, Magnitude, Garrett, and a host of other minor recurring characters. Because what is Greendale without riots?

There’s also a subplot about Troy, Shirley, Britta, and Abed taking a class on Nicolas Cage—taught by the outstanding Kevin Corrigan as Drama Professor Sean Garrity. Abed spins out of control evaluating whether Cage is good or bad, and amid a lot of hyper-aware analysis about media criticism (Britta’s comment in class: “I think our opinions about pop culture are fed to us by machines designed to criminalize human autonomy.”), he starts to become Cage. But then it’s punctuated with a rare moment of kinship between Shirley and Abed, which harkens all the way back to “Myths And Messianic Peoples,” yet another instance where Harmon found a way to create a small kind of emotional resonance by shuffling the character pairings.

These aren’t standout classics that rank with the best madcap peaks Harmon and company achieved in the second and third seasons. But like the initial batch of episodes that opened Community back in the first season, they show promise. Jeff’s “Winger Speech” at the end of the second episode fails because he’s now a teacher, and that plays into Harmon’s overall goal of the show to depict the difficulties of perpetual transition. These characters are still in the same crazy location, with the same crazy people, yearning for personal growth and change in a welcoming and nurturing environment. And that desire for self-improvement is still as admirable as it is hilarious when ridiculously contrived scenarios borrowed from established entertainment genres sidetrack that progress.

The “six seasons and a movie” battle cry that Abed screams in second season standout “Paradigms Of Human Memory” was a brilliant throwaway line about short-lived NBC series The Cape, but has been adopted as the ultimate underdog goal for the fan base. With Harmon returning to guide Community back to its rightful tragicomic wavelength, that hopeless goal will no doubt return in earnest once again.

Extra Credit

Though details of the upcoming episode about Pierce are all over the internet, I’d rather not spoil it for people who’d like to remain in the dark about the fantastic guest star there.

It is impossible to overstate how amazing Jim Rash and Donald Glover are in their roles. They have proven time and time again to be the standout performers in the cast, and this show will sorely miss Glover’s ability to convincingly deliver non sequitur one-liners.

Ken Jeong is still a part of the cast, but justifying his presence is still Community’s Achilles heel. Harmon brushes aside most of the fourth season as the fault of a gas leak when Chang pops up for the first time, but it’s still unclear why he’s always around.

I still, after watching the episode at least three times, have absolutely no idea what is going on with the hilariously bizarre French song about Excel at the end of the second episode as Jim Rash looks forlornly into the study room with a single tear running down his cheek. Any enlightening comments would be appreciated.

This is one of those shows that for some reason just spews out quote after quote that I have to write down, so here’s a collection of my favorites from these two episodes:

“That’s only on Tummy Tuesdays!”

“Do you guys feel weird about doing this without…Magnitude?”

“I’m much sadder than the rest of you…I’ll figure out why later!”

“You found my Clive Owen Tumblr…”

“I don’t know. If I was in 70 films over 30 years and I spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally win an Oscar.”

“It’s one duck, his name is Jim, and publishers are interested!”

“Et tu, Brute? Am I using that right?”


    






03 Jan 11:11

Russian Ice Fisherman Feed Hungry Wild Fox

by Lori Dorn

In this really sweet video, two men feed a hungry wild fox who cautiously approached them while they were fishing in the Saratov region of Russia.

The fox and the Ice fisherman

video by Alexander Tourenkov

GIF via imgur

via Daily Picks and Flicks

03 Jan 08:32

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03 Jan 00:35

Dubai Sets a Guinness World Record for the Largest Fireworks Show with Over 500,000 Fireworks

by Kimber Streams

Dubai rang in the 2014 New Year by setting a Guinness World Record for the largest fireworks display in a six-minute show that used over 500,000 fireworks. In just 60 seconds, the Dubai New Year’s event beat the previous 2012 record of 77,282 fireworks, Gulf News reports.

The spectacular event was streamed live on YouTube:

video 1 via Associated Press, video 2 via Downtown Dubai

via Digg Video

03 Jan 00:34

ZOOM!, A Trippy Nyan Cat Animated Music Video by Alvin Risk and Chris Torres

by Kimber Streams
Christopher Lantz

Happy New Year Everybody!

ZOOM!” is a trippy music video starring Nyan Cat with music by Alvin Risk and animation by Nyan Cat creator Chris Torres.

submitted via Laughing Squid Tips