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22 May 20:47

Justin Bieber Makes Friends Sign A Waiver Before Coming To His Parties

by Jessica Wakeman
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It is a good day for celebrity gossip.

  • Justin Bieber makes guests at his California mansion sign a “liability waiver and release” not to tweet, Facebook, Instagram, videotape or otherwise capture for posterity anything that goes on in his home. Not that anything bad ever goes on inside. Nope! Nothing to see here, folks! [TMZ]
  • In other Biebs news, Jon Bon Jovi called him an “asshole.” [Page Six]
  • The wait is over! That second album from noted soprano Paris Hilton will finally be released. [PopDust]
  • Drumroll please: your “Dancing With The Stars” winner is … [US Weekly]
  • Kim Kardashian’s baby shower invites — May 28th, attire is “garden chic”! — are inside a music box. [TMZ]
  • Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York, who resigned in 2011 after he was caught sending dick pics to women who are not his wife, has announced he will run for mayor of New York City. [NYmag.com]
  • Bye bye, Britney: Kelly Rowland and Mexican singer/actress Paulina Rubio are your new “X Factor” judges. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Nude scenes are Alexander Skarsgard’s favorites. Us, too, buddy, us, too. [Page Six]

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22 May 20:44

Watch This 14-Year-Old Girl CRUSH A Van Halen Guitar Solo

by Josh Kurp

If every generation does indeed throw a hero up the pop charts, can we somehow get Tina here on the Billboard Hot-100? The 14-year-old uploaded a video of herself covering Van Halen’s classic instrumental track “Eruption” from their self-titled debut (with a solo so hard, even Eddie Van Halen wishes he “could’ve played it better”) and it’s a dead ringer for the original. Tina doesn’t need Guitar Hero; she is one.

(Via Reddit)

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22 May 18:20

This Kid Is Crying Because He Met Bill Murray

by Rachel Krause

Reasons My Son Is Crying was started by Greg Pembroke, a father of two who took to Tumblr to document his one-year-old son’s meltdowns in photos alongside simple, deadpan captions explaining, well, why his child happened to be crying. The blog went viral and has now expanded to allow other parents to submit their own photos (and, yes, of their daughters too). They’re all pretty fantastic (kids always be crying, amIright?), but it goes without saying that I am especially compelled by this photo. Laura R.’s son is crying, and why? Because he met Bill Murray, of course. The magic of this is not lost on Bill. Is any magic ever lost on Bill? [Huffington Post]

22 May 17:51

The Germans Are Taking Justin Bieber’s Pet Monkey Away From Him

by The Cajun Boy
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god damn Germans

When we last checked in on Justin Bieber’s pet monkey, Mally, it was feared by the Germans to be capable of causing a global pandemic. Now those dastardly Germans are refusing to give the twatty teen heartthrob his pet monkey back.

Reports Fox News:

Mally the Monkey was seized by German customs March 28 when Bieber failed to produce required vaccination and import papers for the animal after landing in Munich. He had until midnight Friday to produce those documents.
Customs spokesman Thomas Meister said after offices opened following a holiday weekend that officials received no documents. He said the customs authority will formally transfer ownership of the animal to the German state on Tuesday.

Bieber will then have six weeks to contest the decision. It wasn’t immediately clear when authorities will make a decision on the monkey’s permanent home.

Now Bieber and Anne Frank really have some stuff in common: both victims of German aggression. She totally would have been a Belieber!

(Pic via Bieber’s Instagram)

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22 May 02:15

Get MoviePass' Theater Subscription Without an Invite, This Week Only

by Eric Ravenscraft
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Remember when this would have been the best thing ever?

Last year, we had invites for MoviePass, the subscription-based theater service. This week, the company is running a special promotion where new users can skip the wait list and dive right in.

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16 May 22:42

Nude Painting of Bea Arthur Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]

by Tracie Egan Morrissey

A topless portrait of Bea Arthur—for which the late actress never actually sat—sold for $1,915,750 at a Christie's auction last night, purchased by an anonymous bidder over the phone. NSFW boobs after the jump.

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16 May 22:31

That Young Wonder Woman TV Show Is Being “Redeveloped”

by Jill Pantozzi
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Maybe?

When we first heard there was going to be another attempt at a Wonder Woman television show after the failed attempt that was David E. Kelley’s pilot, we were shocked. We got as far as character descriptions and even a few actors’ names being thrown in the ring to play Princess Diana but then came a pause, one we hoped didn’t mean the end of the project. Thankfully, we can now report the series, titled Amazon, is still being worked on. 

All of the networks have been going through upfronts this week, presentations in which they showcase their returning and new series. While Amazon wasn’t on The CW’s slate for the fall, it was brought up as a topic for discussion.

CW president Mark Pedowitz:

“Oh God yes, it is being redeveloped, we’re waiting for the script to come in; we haven’t seen it yet,” he said. “We are preparing to pilot it off-cycle should the script be what we want it to be. We do not want to produce something that doesn’t work for that particular character — it is the trickiest of all the DC characters to get done.”

The Hollywood Reporter also mentioned a writer change-up. According to Pedowitz original writer Allan Heinberg (Grey’s Anatomy) is to be replaced by Aron Eli Coleite (Heroes and The River).

I think it can only be a good sign The CW are taking their time with this. They’ve got a hit on their hands with the DC Universe followup to Smallville, Arrow, and they wouldn’t want to ruin their momentum by putting out something sub-par.

(via DC Women Kicking Ass)

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15 May 15:09

Medieval Times, Dinner And Tournament, Is Getting Turned Into A Hollywood Movie

by Jill Pantozzi

Medieval Times – you know, that place you went on field trips to and had to eat with your hands – is about to get the Hollywood treatment. In other news, Subway will be getting a sitcom this Fall… 

Ok, thankfully I’m joking about Subway but this Medieval Times thing is legit. Now before I continue, let me briefly break down what Medieval Times actually is for those of you who may not be familiar.

Medieval Times is a restaurant chain with nine locations around the United States and Canada. You purchase a ticket for dinner and a show and are treated to a cheesy, Ren Faire-inspired take on a medieval atmosphere. The employees are meant to stay in character, you’re meant to eat with your hands, and you cheer on a brightly colored knight who corresponds with your brightly colored section in the theater while actors perform some drama. Of course there’s tons of souvenirs to purchase, overpriced group pictures, and even a chance to get “knighted,” again, for a price. I grew up with one not too far from my house so it actually became part of my childhood and certainly fed into my already nerdy personality.

So how and/or why is this getting made into a movie and what will it entail?

“The production companies Benderspink and Broken Road have teamed to make a rights deal with the Middle Ages-centric Medieval Times. Their aim is to take the branded dinner and tournament venue and get medieval on turning it into a feature film property,” writes Deadline.

Now, keep in mind, pretty much any time Medieval Times has been featured in a film, it’s been to make fun of the whole idea. Remember Garden State or The Cable Guy? We don’t have any information of what they plan to do with it once it’s turned into a film property but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the direction they took. Can you think of another plausible way this could be turned into a movie? Let us not forget Battleship.

(via Geekosystem, image via BridgeAndTunnelClub)

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15 May 02:07

Searching for Calvin’s Dad

by Liv Combe

“My belief is that ‘recluse’ is a code word generated by journalists meaning ‘doesn’t like to talk to reporters.’”
— Thomas Pynchon, 1997

billwattersonIn the days of 4G wireless networks and Twitter, when virtually every moment of a person’s life can be tracked online and many people offer up that information freely, it’s a rare thing to come across a public figure who not only doesn’t buy into the idea of constant communication, but takes themselves in the opposite direction — completely out of the spotlight. The term “recluse” seems like a dirty word, a slur — “private” or “introverted” seem much fairer ways to describe someone than a word that suggests agoraphobia — but that’s how many would describe artists ranging from Emily Dickinson to Marcel Proust, Harper Lee to J.D. Salinger.

Some say that the “recluse” is an endangered species, but to my knowledge, there’s still one artist who is keeping the idea of the private public figure alive: Bill Watterson, writer and illustrator of the beloved comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

Depicting the adventures of a precocious six year old and his tiger best friend and syndicated by the Universal Press Syndicate in 1985, Calvin and Hobbes had a solid decade of unprecedented success, running a total of 3,160 strips long, collected into 18 books, and appearing in nearly 2,500 newspapers across the country. For Watterson, who from the very beginning was averse to the attention Calvin and Hobbes brought him, the personal triumph of writing a successful comic strip was at times overshadowed by the burdens that came with it.

“As happy as I was that the strip seemed to be catching on, I was not prepared for the resulting attention,” Watterson wrote in the introduction to The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, a 2012 compilation of all his work weighing in at more than 14 pounds. “Cartoonists are a very low grade of celebrity, but any amount of it is weird. Besides disliking the diminished privacy and the inhibiting quality of feeling watched, I valued my anonymous, boring life. In fact, I didn’t see how I could write honestly without it.”

Whereas others have relished such a spotlight, Watterson shrank from the publicity, sure that neither he nor his work would not survive what he saw as the curse of celebrity.

Calvin and Hobbes will not exist intact if I do not exist intact,” Watterson told the Los Angeles Times in 1987 when he was 28 years old, new to success, and still unused to the attention it brought him. “And I will not exist intact if I have to put up with all this stuff.”

“This stuff, however,” wrote the reporter, “is the stuff of which cartooning fortunes are made. Sweat shirt sales. Greeting cards. Robin Leach Calvin and Hobbes toys, a profile in People… and pitches from hustlers sniffing fresh meat for a marketplace monopolized by Peanuts and Garfield.”

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There were plenty of hustlers — not only businessmen dangling potential millions of dollars of paychecks in front of Watterson and UPS, but the likes of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas were even attempting to woo Watterson to give up film rights with trips to Skywalker Ranch — but Watterson wouldn’t budge. The man was nothing if not staunchly dedicated to his personal ethics, and licensing his characters was simply out of the question. “If I’d wanted to sell plush garbage,” Watterson told the Comics Journal in 1989, “I’d have gone to work as a carny.”

“I’m convinced that licensing would sell out the soul of Calvin and Hobbes,” Watterson said in the same article. “The world of a comic strip is much more fragile that most people realize. Once you’ve given up its integrity, that’s it. I want to make sure that never happens.”

After years of fighting, Watterson finally gained full rights to Calvin and Hobbes in early 1991, thus ensuring that toy company’s dreams of Spaceman Spiff underpants and stuffed Hobbes dolls on their shelves would never be a reality. But Watterson’s ethical battle still wasn’t over — in fact, it would last well beyond the final Calvin and Hobbes panel he drew in December of 1995. This time, it would come in the form of reporters, and the ethics in question were theirs.

Hundreds of fans have undoubtedly made pilgrimages to Chagrin Falls, Watterson’s small hometown to the east of Cleveland, seeking him out even as he made it clear that he wanted to be left alone. And since he more or less disappeared in mid-1990 (his last known public appearance was at his alma mater of Kenyon College in Ohio where he gave a commencement address entitled, “Some Thoughts On the Real World From One Who Glimpsed It and Fled”), dozens of journalists have made the same trip.

The Plain Dealer sent a reporter in 1998 and again in 2003; the Washington Post sent someone in 2003, as did the Cleveland Scene. All the reporters hoped to score that elusive golden interview with the man behind the Calvin and Hobbes, and all found that Watterson proved harder to find than anticipated. The reporters went back to their newspapers more or less empty-handed, little more to show for their trip than a possible sighting from a distance or a brief conversation with Watterson’s mother.

When a private figure becomes so beloved, the line between diligent professional and obsessive fan can quickly become blurred. Author Nevin Martell, for example, talked to Watterson’s friends, colleagues, and family for his 2009 book Looking for Calvin and Hobbes. Years of work resulted in a fairly complete memoir of Martell’s fandom but yielded no interview with Watterson himself, who rebuffed the request for one through his intermediary in many such cases, former UPS editor Lee Salem.

For Joel Schroeder, the director of the documentary ”Dear Mr. Watterson” (which will be screened at the Cleveland International Film Festival in April), the decision not to contact Watterson was fairly clear from the days of pre-production. After reading Martell’s book in 2009, the choice became even more obvious — respect Watterson’s privacy. Don’t even try to reach out.

“Our choice not to pursue Watterson for an interview was the right fit for our film,” said Schroeder. “When we went to Chagrin Falls, for example, we did not pursue interviews with his parents, we did not drive past his parent’s house. It was a hands-off approach. And the reason was to try to be clear and communicate that [Dear Mr. Watterson] is not about the sensational idea of trying to track him down. It is really about the impact he had through his comic strip.”

In 2010, former Plain Dealer features writer John Campanelli sent email questions to Watterson, not very hopeful that he’d get a response, and struck gold when Watterson wrote back to him with six succinct, yet personable and funny answers, breaking the near complete radio silence he had skillfully maintained over the preceding two decades.

“Because your work touched so many people, fans feel a connection to you, like they know you,” Campanelli wrote in his email to Watterson. “It really is a sort of rock star/fan relationship. Because of your aversion to attention, how do you deal with that even today?”

“Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist,” Watterson answered. “How I miss the groupies, drugs, and trashed hotel rooms! But since my ‘rock star’ days, the public attention has faded a lot. In Pop Culture Time, the 1990s were eons ago. There are occasional flare-ups of weirdness, but mostly I just go about my quiet life and do my best to ignore the rest.”

There comes a time in the dogged search for such a private person that the focus of the quest turns away from the sought and back to the seeker — the goal isn’t to find the person for the sake of listening to what they have to say, so much as finding them to gain the glory that comes along with that. For all the journalists rejected, it’s easy for new ones to imagine that there must be someone able to break through Watterson’s solid exterior; it could be anyone! But Watterson, for one, has said most of what he seems to ever want to say. Pushing any farther, at least when it comes to personal details, is asking for a slap on the wrist — or, worse, anger from an idol.

It would take me less than an hour to get from where I live to Chagrin Falls or Cleveland Heights, where it’s rumored Watterson lives now. I asked people who run in a literary and graphic novel circle if they knew anything about Watterson — novelist and short story writer Dan Chaon, comics writer Derf, and journalist Anne Trubek knew little of his whereabouts and had never met him. I gathered names and contact information of local business owners, jotting down numbers with very little intention of ever actually calling or visiting them. I considered going to Cleveland Heights and sitting in a coffee house, keeping an eye out for a thin man with round glasses vaguely reminiscent of Calvin’s father, just to see what it would feel like. I quickly decided not to. I felt sleazy just thinking about it.

I’d rather stay a fan and admirer than just one of the politely rebuffed masses, yet another rejected journalist with the avid hopes of writing a sensationalist fluff piece. Instead of attempting to track down a man who clearly wants to be left alone, I’ll get back to rereading the 14.3 pounds worth of work that Watterson devoted a decade of life to producing — which is really all you ever need to know about him.

14 May 18:36

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14 May 18:20

Witches, Mind How High You Fly Your Broomstick In Swaziland

by Ami Angelowicz
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Taking a hard stance on the issues.

A new statute in Swaziland, a country where albino children are sacrificed for use in magic potions, forbids witches from flying their broomsticks higher than 500 feet in the air.

“A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [500 foot] limit,” said the director of the Civil Aviation Authority. No word on what the punishment is for for witches flying below 500 feet. But it’s an interesting restriction considering the fact that Swazi brooms are short bundles sticks without handles that witches typically use to fling potions around, not as their primary from of transportation.

The new law, which also forbids remote-controlled toy planes or kites from flying above 500 feet, was implemented after a private investigator was arrested for flying a toy helicopter he was using to do surveillance too high.

Well, I guess I won’t be visiting Swaziland anytime soon because I only travel by broomstick. Bummer. [Times Live]

[Photo from Shutterstock]

14 May 14:13

My Little Pony Spinoff: Teenage Horse-Girls With Manes. And Hands.

by Dodai Stewart

Hasbro — the toy company behind Transformers, GI Joe and My Little Pony, loves to squeeze every cent possible out of a brand. Hence toys turning into TV shows and movies. And now, with MLP, there's a new "brand extension," Equestrian Girls.

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14 May 14:11

The X-Men: No Boys Allowed

by Susana Polo
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kuuute!!

There’s been some backlash to Brian Wood‘s upcoming all-female X-Men team of Storm, Rogue, Jubilee, Kitty Pryde, Psylocke, and Rachel Grey, and I feel like this variant cover by Skottie Young is the perfect response.

Previously in X-Men

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14 May 14:06

Oreo's Weird New Commercial Will Lull You Into a Twee Coma

by Kate Dries

The scene: You're at home on your couch, watching Mad Men, bathing in a commercial coma pattern of luxury car/Christina Hendricks' Johnnie Walker whiskey/luxury car when BOOM: the most horrendous noise fills the air. You sit up, shocked because...could it be...no...are those the decidedly un-dulcet tones of the one-man band Owl City?

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14 May 14:03

This Batgirl/Nightwing Themed Wedding is Relevant to Our Interests

by Susana Polo
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Not everybody ‘ships Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon, but after looking at these photos, you’ll definitely be ‘shipping newlyweds Seth and Laura. He grew up loving Nightwing. She grew up loving Batgirl. ‘Nuff said.

You can see lots more of their pictures right here.

(via Tipster Lexie.)

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14 May 01:40

A Selection of Great Smiths and Morrissey Covers by Female Artists

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Because, Obvy.

Today is the 30th anniversary of the release of The Smiths’ first single, the enduringly excellent “Hand in Glove.” The song failed to chart — but it was later covered, curiously enough, by British pop singer Sandie Shaw, whose version reached #27 in the UK charts and helped a great deal in introducing the general public to the band. The idea of female singers covering the Smiths and/or Morrissey is interesting, simply because their songs are so quintessentially male in their own effete way. And so, in a repeat of the thought exercise we carried out with Leonard Cohen … Read More

07 May 21:34

Things We Saw Today: The Princess Who Saved Herself

by Susana Polo

If Jonathan Coulton and Greg Pak‘s Kickstarter gets $7k more dollars, they’ll make a comic for kids based on Coulton’s song “The Princess Who Saved Herself,” which is about a princess who convinces all the monsters that threaten her to join her rock band, as a stretch goal. I’ll just leave a link to it here. (MTV Geek, Youtube, Kickstarter)

Amy Reeder’s got a new comic project, and you can help Kickstart it here.

  • Interesting: The bright plumage of male birds might be hormonally suppressed in females, which is why when some lady birds pass their fertile age, they get very colorful. (io9)
  • Star Trek Into Darkness has been moved up a day, to premiere at midnight on a Wednesday. This is not always a good thing for movies, but on the other hand, we get to find out what it means that much sooner. (The LA Times)

GTFO is a funded Kickstarter project, but as a documentary on sexism in the video games community, you might be interested in knowing it exists, anyway.

02 May 22:31

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02 May 22:29

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29 Apr 21:30

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29 Apr 21:06

Get LOST In The Best Works Of Pop Culture Art In ‘The Bad Robot Art Experience’ At Gallery 1988

by RoboPanda
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Shared for smoke monster chess

We keep tabs on the fun pop culture art of Gallery 1988, and this week they’ve outdone themselves with 172 works of art celebrating J.J. Abrams and the Bad Robot production company he runs with Bryan Burk. The 100+ participating artists were inspired by LOST, Star Trek, Fringe, Super 8, Cloverfield, Alias, and even the cute Bad Robot logo.

The Bad Robot Art Experience opened this weekend at Gallery 1988′s new location at 7308 Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles and will remain on display there until Saturday, May 18th. Our favorites from the show are collected below, with an emphasis on classic characters from LOST and Star Trek, such as the picture above of Aaron Jasinski’s Torment Of The Banished. Prints and originals of the works may still be available at the link underneath each photo, and 10% of the proceeds go to The Mission Continues, a charity which helps veterans become community leaders.

Stephen Andrade’s Bad Robot On Board [via]

Nicole Guice’s Kate Austen is Lost and She Doesn’t Want to be Found. [via]

Kiersten Essenpreis’ A Game Of Chess [via]

Mike Mitchell’s Sea of Tears [via]

Bruce White’s Quinto As Spock [via]

Cuddly Rigor Mortis’ 9.22.04 #815 [via]

Joey Spiotto’s Make Your Own Kind Of Music [via]

Nick Comparone’s James T. Kirk [via]

Cuyler Smith’s Connection [via]

Julian Callos’ There Goes The Neighborhood [via]

Tom Haubrick’s I Love You, Kate [via]

Dave Pressler’s Number Four Please Step Forward [via]

Kirk Demarais’ Bad Robot Halloween Decor [via]

Jeff Boyes’ Windmark [via]

Jason Liwag’s Punch It [via]

Casey Weldon’s Highly Illogical [via]

Bruce White’s Dr. Walter Bishop [via]

Augie Pagan’s Lost In Transcendental Fringe [via]

Ruel Pascual’s Extraterrestrial [via]

Audrey Pongracz’s 101110101101 [via]

David Eichenberger’s 2spoc (Is There A Ghetto In Space) [via]

Graham Curran’s Home Movies [via]

Dave MacDowell’s Dude Looks Like A Princess [via]

Bennett Slater’s These Are The Voyages [via]

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24 Apr 00:01

If You Have Red Hair Then You're Related to Carrot Top, Says Science

by Tracie Egan Morrissey

Every single person who carries one of the variants of the red-hair gene is a "direct descendant" of the first person who had it, according to a DNA lab in Scotland that has launched a campaign to de-stigmatize being ginger. But it remains unclear how publicizing that redheads are biologically linked to Carrot Top will reduce, and not increase, the amount that they are mocked.

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23 Apr 23:54

Defense attorney for aide in corruption probe leads prayer before Dallas County commissioner meeting

by Kevin Krause
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Oh Dallas County.

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Local white collar criminal defense attorney Tom Mills gave the invocation during Tuesday morning’s … [visit site to read more]

23 Apr 23:52

A Fashionable Reminder To Ignore Internet Comments

by Jill Pantozzi
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"I shut down my Tumblr account a few weeks ago after I was called a bigot for not liking tuna rolls"

We’re lucky here at The Mary Sue to have a healthy comment section (with light moderation). And we know we’re lucky because we practically live on the internet, we witness how bad it gets out there on a daily basis (I even started a tumblr dedicated to how weird it can get). Well it just so happens Etsy user CupcakesAndMace is selling this necklace in a variety of colors to help remind you (and others) to stay far away from comment sections. They write, “Take brilliantly written articles with a spoon full of sugar instead of a squeeze of lemon in the eye and stop reading the comments. The world will be a brighter place when you forget how many idiots there are out there.” If you need some extra help, you could also follow this Twitter account.

(via Dreamyeyed)

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22 Apr 03:35

Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED WATER. I...



Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED WATER. I always drink one glass of water before each meal and another glass right after. Shit, that’s almost all the water you need in a day.

Feeling tired? Got a headache? Nauseous? Fuck those Rx commercials with their crazy ass side effects, drinking more water is the cheapest way to feel better. I drink mine straight but if you’re fancy as fuck then toss in some lemon, mint leaves, lime, cucumber, lemongrass. I don’t give a good goddamn, JUST DRINK IT.

22 Apr 03:31

Meme Watch: Swedish Chef Ramsay

by Ashley Burns
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Caught me by surprise

I’m not much of a fan of cable news or sports debate shows, but if anyone ever offered to pay me to debate which Muppets are the greatest, I’d be louder and more flamboyant than 10 Skip Baylesses. That said, I don’t know if I’d put the Swedish Chef at the top of my Muppets rankings, but he’d probably be somewhere in the Top 10. My Top 3 would probably be Statler and Waldorf, Beaker and Animal, but that’s just off the top of my head. It would take me thousands of hours and hundreds of Carl’s Jr. Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwiches to determine my actual list.

In the meantime, a new meme has combined the delightful goofiness of the Swedish Chef with the world’s favorite (or least favorite) a-hole chef, Gordon Ramsay, who is the host of TV shows like Hell’s Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares, among others. Someone decided to mash the two up to create Swedish Chef Ramsay and I’m not complaining. We could use a little more goofball humor after last week.

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