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21 May 12:30

Chris Pratt Continues To Be Charming In A ‘Jurassic World’ Set Video

by ludditeandroid
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Shared for MOTORCYCLE DINOSAURS!!

As we saw in a video earlier this week, Chris Pratt was loving doing some of his own stunts on the Jurassic World set. The newest video diary released this morning picks up with Chris Pratt preparing to do a motorcycle stunt: “It’s been nice working on this movie. Tell all my friends and family I love them.”

“As you can see, there’s mud on my pants,” he says, pointing out that sometimes the wardrobe department will add it, but in this case it was his own contribution. “This I actually added myself by eating sh*t on the motorcycle about ten minutes ago.”

He explains, “Never let your confidence outgrow your skill,” sagely adding, “I should never have a motorcycle. If you ever see me in the tabloids driving a motorcycle, find me and kick me in the nuts.” Then, because he’s basically Andy Dwyer, he looks into the camera and asks the Triumph people to give him a free motorcycle.



Okay, maybe they’re not going after it with raptors on motorcycles, but we can dream.

(Via Universal Pictures UK and Jurassic Park)

21 May 13:14

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by Jane-Claire Quigley on Kinja Roundup, shared by Erin Gloria Ryan to Jezebel
20 May 20:00

Save Leftover Pickle Juice for Brining Chicken

by Walter Glenn

If you’ve got leftover pickle juice and you haven’t already made cocktails from it, don’t toss it. Save it for the next time you want to brine some chicken.

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20 May 16:00

How A Lazy Person Cooks Indian Food

by Sulagna Misra
by Sulagna Misra

Chai Tea
For the person who wants to cook Indian food but doesn’t have the patience, time, or wherewithal to learn all the spices and wait for the pot to boil, from an expert in lazy cooking.

1. CHAI
Ingredients:
Dried ginger (whole)
Tea bag (black)
Tablespoon of milk
Cup of water

Tools:
Kettle
Cup
Grater
Tea strainer

Lemme blow your minds: chai means tea. I KNOW!! So all this time you’ve been saying “chai tea latte,” you’ve actually been saying a “tea tea latte.” This is the world we live in.

This also means making “chai” is pretty easy, because it means putting a tea bag in hot water (water either heated up in the kettle or in the microwave) and then adding a spoonful of sugar and a spoonful of milk.

But if you want to add a little bit more spice to it, I highly recommend ginger. Ginger is great because it also helps your sinuses or throat and it generally has a very pleasing taste. Best of all, it can keep for a while. (This is a lazy cookbook.)

Grate some ginger, set up your teacup with a teabag and top it with a strainer full of that grated ginger. Then pour boiling water over it. I highly recommend real ginger and not a powdery substitute, because I know we’re lazy, but we still want it to taste good.

You can also add crushed cardamom (I usually get a few pods and smash them with the sugarpot, it makes me feel like a Godzilla) and ground cinnamon, but the amount of each can be tricky. It might require a few trials in terms of what you personally enjoy. I recommend drinking your mistakes so you don’t forget them.

If you like cardamom but don’t want to buy pods, I recommend getting “Elaichi tea” from Indian food markets. Also, get some frozen Indian dinners there while you’re at it.

Aloo Bhaja
2. ALOO BHAJA
Ingredients:
Potatoes (1-2)
Mustard seeds
Turmeric
Salt
A dried red pepper
Oil

Tools:
Frying pan
Flipper

Chop up the potatoes to around the size of your pinkie or your thumb, whichever is tinier. Unless you have ridiculously tiny hands (you know who you are), then use whichever is bigger. Do not peel the potatoes!!! Goodness is only skin-deep when it comes to potatoes.

Put about two tablespoons of the oil on the pan and put it over medium heat. Add mustard seeds the dried red pepper and wait for the pop and crackle. Then gently—don’t throw anything into hot oil!—add the chopped up potatoes. Add a few pinches of turmeric and toss it around for a bit, until all the pieces are yellowed like old books and at least one or two of the smaller pieces are brown on all sides.

You can add a pinch or two of salt when you add the turmeric, but I always forget to do so until right before we start eating. Replace the potatoes with cauliflower, green beans, or broccoli if you want to change it up! Err on less oil and less salt to get it healthier.

Curry
3. MEAT AND SPINACH CURRY
Ingredients:
A few bunches of fresh spinach
Ground turkey meat (adjust for soy or tofu or the like if you’re vegetarian)
Meat Masala OR Taco Seasoning
1 fingerlong segment of Ginger
2-3 cloves of Garlic
1 Onion
Salt
Oil
Water

Tools:
Pot
Flipper
Frying pan
Grinder / knife / grater (to chop up garlic, onions, and ginger)

Fry the turkey meat in the same way you did the aloo bhaja above, but add more oil and mete out the ground turkey meat in chunks. There is probably a better, more organized way to add the turkey meat but I am not the person to ask. Instead of spices, add some kind of meat seasoning. You can find meat masala at an Indian grocery but honestly any meat seasoning will do. It just needs to taste good to you! Depending on the seasoning, you might have to add salt. Add some turmeric too! It’s supposed to prevent Alzheimer’s, so I always add it to anything I’m cooking. Eat a couple of the tinier pieces to check for taste, and split the much bigger pieces so they don’t stay pink inside. But they’ll be boiled later, so that should be fine.

Put that aside and clean up the frying pan. Then take a break! Maybe tonight you can just pour some of that ground meat over some nachos with cheese, or put it in a sandwich with some lettuce and tomato slices. You worked hard! Reward yourself!

So, tomorrow, if you’re up for it, chop up or grate or grind up some fresh ginger and garlic. Chop up the onion into half circles. Fry up some oil and sauté the garlic first – then add the ginger and the onions. While doing this, set a pot of water – about one cup – to boil.

Roughly chop up the spinach in sizes that are easy to munch on and add those in as well. I like to keep the spinach a bit fresh. Partly because I’m too impatient to wait for the spinach to cook all the way, but also because it gets all shrunken and dark if you sauté it too much, and that makes me sad.

Then add the spinach and the ground turkey to the boiling pot of water. Add in some spices you find around the house, like cumin, mustard seeds, coriander seeds, maybe some cilantro if you don’t have that “cilantro tastes like soap” gene, chili powder, cayenne pepper, etc. Not stuff like rosemary and sage and thyme unless you know what you’re doing there. I personally am not familiar with them! Then, like, stir it for a bit, but not too much – keep that spinach happy!

It’s done! You did it! Yay!! Then bring it to a potluck or serve it to your friends. Use a fancy serving dish because it’s not necessarily going to look pretty, but it’s going to taste good. And that’s all that matters. That, and the fact that spinach has a ton of iron for those who are slightly anemic.

Sulagna Misra is writer living on the Internet who likes to stare into space. You can follow her here or here.

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13 May 00:00

Welp, This Might Be The Most Insane And Damaging “Serial” Update Yet

by Amelia McDonell-Parry
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13 May 20:45

Radiohead's Thom Yorke Is on the Cover of an Iranian Sex Manual

by Madeleine Davies
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Feels right.

Congratulations to Radiohead’s Thom Yorke, who has expanded his ever-impressive resume by accidentally modeling for Marital and Sexual Problems in Men, a sexual education book found in Iran.

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04 May 05:10

lol I just made my day



lol I just made my day

30 Apr 02:30

Writers From Broad City Sign On for Female Version Of 21 Jump Street

by Marie Lodi
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Yes please to creating the Lady Buddy Cop genre!

For those have you who have been yearning for more lady versions of dude-centric comedies, here’s some interesting news: Sony is making a female version of 21 Jump Street. Even better, they’ve hired two writers from Broad City—Lucia Aniello and Paul Downs—to pen the script.

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28 Apr 13:00

J.J. Watt Continues To Be The NFL’s Coolest Guy With This ‘Get Out Of Work’ Letter

by Brian Sharp
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It has been well-documented that J.J. Watt will do awesome things off the football field for his fans. On Monday, an opportunity arose for him to come through for one fan, Ashlee Sanchez, and of course he rose to the challenge.

Sanchez bought tickets to Watt’s annual charity softball game, which takes place this Friday. But the problem is she didn’t clear it with her work first. So, she sent out a tweet, and J.J. responded with a handwritten letter directed towards her boss.

Do you think he can write the rest of us letters, too? The weather is supposed to be great on Friday.

23 Apr 20:20

This Is the Woman Suing Mila Kunis Over a Chicken

by Madeleine Davies


Meet Kristina Karo, the woman who is suing—or claiming to sue—Mila Kunis over a pet chicken that Kunis allegedly stole when they were children in Ukraine. This is her new hit song “Give Me Green Card.” At the risk of editorializing, I think I love her?

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23 Apr 15:22

“Woman” Is Not a Genre: Why the New, Female-Led Rock Revolution Is for Everybody

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But when the media asks questions like, “Where have all the rock stars gone?,” what the writer really means is, “Where have all the charismatic, platinum-selling white guys in tight pants gone?”

Every few years, music fans are asked to mourn rock ‘n’ roll’s death. Apparently the genre is in worse condition than Keith Richards himself. The eulogies often bemoan the so-called lack of great rock bands these days — a scenario … Read More

23 Apr 12:45

‘DC Super Hero Girls’ Is Essentially DC Offering Little Girls All The Superheroes They Have

by danuproxx
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Hey, remember how Disney isn’t even putting Black Widow on team T-shirts because girls aren’t part of Disney’s “desired demographic” with Marvel? In an announcement that seems rather well-timed, DC has just rolled out an initiative aimed squarely at 6 to 12 year old girls.

The initiative isn’t just a comic book or two either. According to The Hollywood Reporter, DC has brought on partners like Mattel, LEGO and Random House and plans to have TV specials and direct-to-video movies. Apparently the line was inspired by the success of Batgirl and more relevantly, DC’s teen-aimed and quite good Gotham Academy.

Well, that and the fact that they got called out by an eleven-year-old. And, on a larger level, one suspects DC’s higher-ups saw an opportunity their competitors couldn’t, or wouldn’t, aim for. Hasbro and Marvel don’t have a great track record of catering to little girls with their nerdy product lines, something that is increasingly annoying the hell out of parents.

Of course, this is really just the start; it’s nice that Bumblebee is in the character lineup, but she’s MIA from DC’s actual comic books. Similarly, it’s weird they’ve got Harley Quinn in the mix since her current book, while a huge hit, is essentially a string of dumb-blonde jokes. And for all we know, this is going to turn out to be a Computer Engineer Barbie-style mess when the actual content arrives. But hey, at least DC is trying, unlike almost everyone else.

23 Apr 14:16

Killer Mike Has Been Invited to the White House Press Correspondents’ Dinner

Well, this is awesome: according to

23 Apr 16:30

Watch This UK Teen Sing About Wanting To Be A Duck In The Appropriately Titled ‘I Wanna Be A Duck’

by Jason Tabrys
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Never give up

“Instead of growing up, I wanna be a duck.”

London-based aspiring pop star Isaac Adni has the right idea. Honestly, if you could cast aside all the burdens and heartbreaks that come with adulthood, wouldn’t you choose to live freely as a water fowl instead? And Isaac isn’t looking to be a collar-popping loner duck, either. He wants to fit into the duck community. He wants to learn how to quack the right way. Plus, he can already swim (and dance!), so he’s halfway home. I hope the duck king grants him his wish, but if he doesn’t, I know Isaac will be successful because he’s literally walking along the path of UK musical greatness in his video.

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22 Apr 08:52

An Ex-Cop Keeps The Country’s Best Data Set On Police Misconduct

by Carl Bialik

When Talking Points Memo, The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post needed data on how often police officers are charged with on-duty killings, they all turned to the same guy: Bowling Green State University criminologist Philip M. Stinson.

Phil Stinson.

Phil Stinson.

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Stinson, 50, has become an indispensable source for researchers and reporters looking into alleged crimes and acts of violence by police officers because he has built a database tracking thousands of incidents in which officers were arrested since 2005. His data has shown that even the few police officers who are arrested for drunken driving are rarely convicted and that arrests spike for cops who have been on the force 18 years or longer, contrary to prior research showing it was mostly new officers who were acting out.

The whole data-collecting operation is powered by 48 Google Alerts that Stinson set up in 2005, along with individual Google Alerts for each of nearly 6,000 arrests of officers. He has set up 10 Gmail addresses to collect all the alert emails, which feed articles into a database that also contains court records and videos.

It all adds up to a data set of alleged police misconduct unmatched by anything created inside or outside of government, which itself often uses Google Alerts to catch these cases.71 Yet Stinson’s database inevitably has holes because it relies on the media to cover every officer arrest, and because it takes immense effort to code each entry. The data set keeps falling behind.

Stinson’s path to police-misconduct expertise was a winding one. A high-school dropout, he worked for police departments in Arlington, Virginia, and Dover, New Hampshire, before getting his law degree, then turning in his license after mishandling client funds. He switched to criminology, getting his Ph.D. in 2009. He chose his research subject in part because of his experiences as a cop, seeing police officers get away with crimes others wouldn’t, and in part because he wanted to win a bet he’d made in his Master’s program. Now he’s the recipient of a National Institute of Justice grant to study police misconduct, host of an occasional podcast on the topic, and a go-to source for the media.

Stinson says he has no bias against his former profession. “This isn’t anti-police,” he said. “I hope to write papers and get things published that are helpful to law enforcement, not that bash law enforcement.”

The following is an edited transcript of my telephone interview with Stinson, with some followup questions by email.

Carl Bialik: You’ve worked with the media on stories about arrests for killings by police, and recently you’ve also been a source on arrests of police for DUIs. You’ve also studied sex crimes and corruption. How did you become the expert on police arrests?

Philip Stinson: The idea came up in the fall of 2004, when I was finishing my master’s at West Chester University of Pennsylvania. I was taking an ethics class. Somebody in the class — it was a bunch of cops in class, mid-career — somebody made a comment that cops don’t get in trouble much. I said, “That’s just absurd.” I started looking into it and realized there are no government statistics, and no government agency tracking it well.

I set up 48 Google Alerts, let it rip, and started printing pages out. Originally it was to win a bet in the master’s class.

CB: What did you bet?

PS: I don’t know. It was a beer or something. I wasn’t a betting man. It wasn’t anything big.

I had two and a half years, three years of data in my dissertation, covering 2005 to 2007, with 109 quantitative variables.

And then over time at Bowling Green, we now track 270 or so quantitative variables. Everything is automated now. Because data collection is real-time — you can’t use Lexis Nexis, NewsBank, all these other archival news databases, because lots of stuff has disappeared from the Internet — so because of that it’s very slow and time-consuming. It takes forever to do.

Some reporters wanted everything I had — everything. I was like, go fuck yourself. You get everything. I just spent 10 years on this.

Now we’re up to almost 11,000 cases involving almost 9,000 officers. We log these cases, then make Google Alerts on individual names so we can track cases through courts and the media.72

CB: How sure are you that The Washington Post’s count of 54 police officers charged with fatal shootings while on duty is a complete count?

PS: I want to make it very clear I’ve never claimed I have every case. It’s possible that’s not an exhaustive list. If anything, I think we’re missing just a handful of cases of killings, because those kinds of cases get news coverage. I’d have to hazard a guess that we do a better job of collecting data in smaller metropolitan areas and rural areas, because arrests there are so newsworthy.

CB: How much do you think you miss by relying on media reports?

PS: If I had 1,100 arrest cases, I can’t believe there are another 1,100 out there. I doubt we’re missing half, but there aren’t none.

CB: You were a lawyer before going to graduate school for criminology. What happened?

PS: I fucked up in my law practice [Stinson Law Associates, PC, in Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania]. I was charged with several crimes and the commingling of funds in 2002. It was the kiss of death. I paid a heavy price and took a heavy hit.

CB: Did you do what you were charged with doing?

PS: I did it. [“Chronic sleep deprivation exacerbated mental health issues that I was not aware that I had and led to impaired judgment in many instances, and for that I’m very remorseful and in treatment,” Stinson told the Philadelphia Inquirer in 2002.] Everybody was made whole eventually.

I don’t like to leave that out [that I did this]. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I don’t like seeing it in print. It really has nothing to do with why I am doing this research.

I certainly think I’ve done everything I can to rehabilitate myself.

If I were teaching theology, it would never come up, but in criminology, it does come up sometimes with students, so I usually walk into the classroom and lay it out there.

A photo of Stinson from summer 1986 when he was a police officer in Dover, New Hampshire. Taken in Dover, New Hampshire, outside his cruiser.

A photo of Stinson from summer 1986 when he was a police officer in Dover, New Hampshire.

Courtesy of Philip M. Stinson

CB: What was your experience as a cop and did it influence your work?

PS: When I went to New Hampshire, I saw some crazy shit. It really changed my outlook on things. When people were arrested, they would take them into the booking room, and sometimes the sergeant would come in and just beat the shit out of the guy while he was handcuffed — shit like that.

I was floored with my experience up there. In the two years I was up there, I saw all kinds of shit I did not know happened.

They faked reports, and there was creative report writing, to fit the arrest they wanted to have. There was evidence that was tampered with and overly suggestive court identifications to nail people with shit. It was quite an eye-opener. [When asked for comment, Anthony Colarusso, chief of Dover’s police department, said, “I feel strongly that the Dover Police Department has a high level of integrity and has had that since I joined the police department in May of 1985. In fact, our longstanding policy is that officers be terminated for any level of untruthfulness.” He added, “No police department is perfect, but we are very aggressive in holding ourselves accountable for our actions.”]

So I sort of had that kind of stuff in the back of my head for many years.

CB: Many who quote your stats use them to make larger points: Too many police officers break the law, or too few are punished for it, or police are too violent with citizens, or are biased against black people. Do you have a larger view based on the data you’ve collected?

PS: What we’ve seen is that courts are just very reluctant to convict cops who are charged with crimes. We see some interesting patterns with that. So juries, and even judges in bench trials, are not comfortable for prosecutors to prosecute cases.

We do look a lot at what gets them arrested, what gets them convicted or not convicted, and what gets them to lose their job. Two things that have come out that have just sort of blown me away:

1) Many cops are arrested for crimes that are serious and don’t lose their jobs. We have cops who were arrested in 2005 or 2006, and we’re startled to see they are still a cop — maybe still with the same agency, maybe not. That just blows me away. John Lewis in Schenectady, [New York,] is one example.

2) The other is, from prior research, it looked like if cops get in trouble, it will be early in their careers. What we found is that almost 20 percent of these cases involve officers with at least 18 years of experience.73

CB: The Washington Post investigation you contributed to found that in the last decade, just 54 officers were charged with fatally shooting someone while on duty. One open question is, what’s the denominator? How many people do you think police have killed overall in that time?

PS: I think it’s such a huge number. I don’t know how you could manage it. How do you verify it? We can at least go back and get the court records [for officer arrests]. It’s an impossible thing to do all of that [for the cases in which no one was charged].74

But we do have this file, that’s getting bigger, where we put articles that we come across where we’re just convinced they’re going to arrest the officer but they don’t. And the file just keeps growing. And we kind of scratch our heads. How does that happen?

CB: Seems like that’s more evidence that it’s much easier for police to avoid conviction.

PS: Absolutely. You’ve got to really fuck up to get convicted as a cop, of anything at all. We’ve seen some really weird things with charging incidents, like a cop charged with domestic violence incidents, hauled out of the house, and then charged with DUI. Because if he were charged with a simple misdemeanor of domestic violence, he can’t carry a gun, can’t own a gun, can’t carry ammo, can’t own ammo. We have dozens of police officers with qualifying crimes who’ve still got their job, carrying a gun every day.

CB: Did you ever help a cop avoid a domestic violence charge?

PS: No. No. I never would have thought of doing something like that.

CB: Do you think it’s the job of policing that makes some people violent or break the law, or are some of the people who are drawn to the job prone to violence or lawbreaking?

PS: It’s a chicken-and-egg situation. I know this from my own experiences, even from my own experience as a police officer, that the gun and badge become part of you. When you lose that, something is taken away from you. There is such a power element to it.

Brian Gilmore, whom I went to law school with, is now at Michigan State. Every once in a while we get together in Ann Arbor, halfway between us. I told him about my research. He said one time he worked at a law firm in D.C. and represented union members who were police and firefighters when they got in trouble. He represented a ton of cops charged with domestic-violence crimes, but not one firefighter. That’s quite telling. [Gilmore, asked to confirm the story, said, “My experience is anecdotal but true.”]

CB: Seems like now there are so many ways that officers can be filmed — by dash cams, body cameras, surveillance cameras and citizens’ cameras. Do you have a sense of whether that’s a growing factor in these arrests?

PS: We haven’t coded for that, and we’re three years behind. We haven’t gone back to code them. We need more grant money. I just don’t have the money to hire the staff.

Anecdotally, absolutely it’s made a huge difference. That starts with Rodney King forwards. But in the last few years, everybody is a videographer. You whip it out, very easily and with no cost, and take videos. The problem is, they don’t start filming until something has caught their attention. The combination of dash-cam video, citizen video and body-worn camera video gives you different pieces you can put together.

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The problem with body cameras is that they can turn it off. We’ve seen that in a few instances, the cop will turn it off, beat the shit out of somebody, then turn it back on.

CB: What do your former police colleagues think about your work?

PS: Somebody who was a supervisor I worked under in the Arlington, [Virginia,] police department, she posted something on Facebook in response to something I posted. She posted this thing asking if I’d been on any ride-alongs recently. I responded, I don’t think there are too many police officers who are interested in having me ride along with them these days.

CB: You’ve mentioned “we” a few times. Who’s “we”? Who are your collaborators? Grad students?

PS: I’ve collaborated with John Liederbach at Bowling Green. Steven L. Brewer at Penn State has done a lot of work with machine-learning type stuff and decision-tree analysis.

Now that I don’t have grant money, and we’re in a weird time in higher education where there’s a push for more grad students paying fees, it’s harder to get help without grants.

In the last one and a half to two years, I’ve started to see what I can get away with from undergraduates. I have two grad students, and then 10 undergraduates who work six to 10 hours a week. They don’t get paid, and they do a great job. Everyone has a GPA over 3.5.

A friend of mine, who found Vince Foster’s body, pointed out that I would never be qualified to work for me, based on the standards for the students.

CB: What was your GPA?

PS: It was really low until I got medicated for ADD. I saw a doctor and realized I was out of control with impulse control. It made a world of difference. I ended up with a 3.94 GPA in my Ph.D. program. It was not until my late 30s that I was medicated. Both of my ex-wives would tell you I’m far calmer than before.

CB: Are you married now?

PS: No, I’m between wives and dogs.

CB: How do you code, and how long does it take? Do you have to code all 270 variables for every case?

PS: For my grant, we had 12 months, and I had eight graduate assistants working for me at the time. Four of them were just working on coding cases. I think it was 20 to 30 a week they would get done. They all worked for me for 20 hours a week. It takes even longer now. There are so many documents in the cases.

I have been running the same 48 search terms75 in Google Alerts since the beginning of 2005. What we’re doing just now is getting the database as tight as we can so when we have more grant money, we can go back in and code all the cases. Two years ago, I started collecting videos. Now I have 3,000 videos. I don’t even know what we’re going to use a lot of them for.

CB: Why track only arrests as opposed to so many other things police do that don’t result in arrest?

PS: I wanted to have something where somebody, some magistrate had signed off on an arrest warrant. So you gotta be charged — however you come in, whether arrested, arrested then indicted, indicted then arrested — somehow formally brought in and booked. That’s just to give it some rules.

CB: You mentioned before that you don’t like sharing the whole database.

PS: It’s my intellectual property.

CB: But do you think the government itself should be compiling a similar database, doing the work itself?

PS: Oh, absolutely. They haven’t figured out how to do it on their own. Survey research is not going to get the right answers. It’s seemingly hard to track for some reason.

CB: Are there any geographical trends you see? Are police officers especially likely to be arrested in certain states or cities, or in rural or urban areas?

PS: It’s everywhere. We looked at it at the county level. One variable is county FIPS [Federal Information Processing Standard] numbers. We mapped these cases and graphed them.

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We see it in rural areas. We see it everywhere. It’s amazing to me. Everywhere across the country we see this kind of stuff, all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

CB: Cops are under lots of scrutiny and criticism. They’re increasingly filmed on the job. Has it become a tougher job since you had it?

PS: Over the last 10 or 15 years or so, a lot of police departments have had trouble hiring qualified people, especially during the height of war. Some police departments lowered educational standards. I don’t know if it’s a harder job. It feels like a more violent job.

22 Apr 09:28

Significant Digits For Wednesday, April 22, 2015

by Walt Hickey

You’re reading Significant Digits, a daily digest of the telling numbers tucked inside the news. To receive this as an email newsletter, please subscribe.

9

Nine people were indicted Tuesday in Kentucky after allegedly stealing more than $100,000 worth of Wild Turkey and rare Pappy Van Winkle bourbon. It is unclear to this author why they have not been charged with crimes against humanity. [The Wall Street Journal]

42 percent

Proportion of campaign contributions in 2012 that came from people who were among the wealthiest 0.01 percent of Americans, according to research published by a political action committee trying to get the 99.99 percent more involved in politics. So you know, grain, salt, etc. [Daily Kos]

74 percent

Proportion of Slovakians ages 18 to 34 who live with their parents. [The New York Times]

90 percent

Proportion of independent doughnut shops in California that are owned by people of Cambodian descent. For decades, Cambodian immigrants have joined the doughnut business after fleeing the Khmer Rouge. [Lucky Peach]

106

Number of days left until Aug. 6, 2015, Jon Stewart’s final night hosting “The Daily Show.” [The A.V. Club]

10,000 kilograms

At an expected cost of £400,000, London has successfully removed a 10,000-kilogram, 40-meter-long — ugh, screw it: At an expected cost of $600,632, London has successfully removed a 22,000-pound, 131-foot-long sewer disturbance composed of congealed fat and waste. Huzzah. [The Guardian]

$25,000

How much veteran referee Kenny Bayless will be compensated to officiate the upcoming fight between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather. While it’s hardly chump change for a night — or more realistically, about an hour’s worth — of work, the fight itself is expected by some to pull in more than $400 million. [ESPN]

More than 88,000

Number of applicants for 55 affordable housing units in a new building west of Lincoln Center primarily slotted for luxury condos. This will presumably end with more than 87,945 applicants for pitchforks in the forthcoming revolution. [The New York Times]

95,727

A new study of 95,727 children found absolutely no relationship between the measles, mumps and rubella vaccination and the development of autism spectrum disorders. Did you hear that, California? [The Guardian]

$1.6 billion

Size of the resealable-bag market, a business with a shocking amount of intellectual property and innovation, all things considered. [Wired]

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20 Apr 16:50

Ex-Legislator Denies Having Sex with Wife with Alzheimer's Disease

by Anna Merlan

Testimony in the trial of former Iowa state legislator Henry Rayhons concluded Friday; Rayhons, 78, is charged with felony sexual abuse for allegedly having sex with his wife Donna while she was in a nursing home and in the advanced stages of Alzheimer’s. On Friday, Rayhons denied having sex with Donna, testifying, “I treated her like a queen.”

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20 Apr 16:00

32 Feelings & Then Some: An Inquiry into the Non-Legacy of Ani DiFranco

by Meredith Heil and Lola Pellegrino
Alisongrinter

As professional lesbians and amateur cultural detectives in a committed lesbian cultural detective relationship

by Meredith Heil and Lola Pellegrino

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Lola: Hello and greetings. Today, we approach a deceptively simple query: Why doesn’t anyone listen to Ani DiFranco anymore?

Meredith: I just want to make clear to you, most righteous of babes, that Ani DiFranco raised me. I know all the words to every single song, every single giggly live track interlude. When I was 14, the sun rose and set with Ms. DiFranco, but for the kids today, she seems to have all but disappeared off the cultural map. So what gives?

Lola: As professional lesbians and amateur cultural detectives in a committed lesbian cultural detective relationship, we (Meredith Heil and Lola Pellegrino) felt none were more qualified to solve this mystery. Let us begin.

Going Down Hypothesis.
In early 2015, we waged three (3) separate attempts to make out to three (3) separate Ani DiFranco albums. All three failed to yield anything save a foundational postulation from Lola: “Nobody listens to Ani DiFranco anymore because you really, really can’t make out to this music unless you’re a teenager.” Meredith countered, “But I diiiiiiiid!” But that’s what Lola’s saying.

Sick of Me Hypothesis.
Much like how the most fatal viruses kill their hosts too quickly to ever lead to widespread epidemics, Ani “infected” her victims so hard and so terminally that they failed to infect others, so the outbreak flamed out.

Outta Me, Onto You Hypothesis.
Today’s media landscape boasts so many out, queer-identified famous people that we’re no longer resigned to projecting our queer dreams and aspirations upon a cis woman who has two babies with a cis man. To whom she is legally married. A husband-man. Her SECOND husband-man.

School Night Hypothesis.
Because all of our Ani stuff is somewhere at our parents’ house? We don’t know, it’s like, a photo scrapbook, this notebook with poems inspired by her haircuts and some ticket stubs. We can show you when we go back there for Easter; we think it’s in the basement.

What if No One’s Watching? Hypothesis.
Folk festivals used to be such A THING in the 1990s. Like, you’d pony up $65 to spend the weekend camping out and eating hemp seed cookies and braiding your hair and watching a bunch of vaguely familiar acts with one or two headliners (cue Ani DiFranco). Then Bonnaroo ruined everything. Fests are no longer about bands you’ve never heard before playing a similar genre of music. Now they’re like, Steely Dan sharing a million dollar stage with Snoop Dogg. Or whatever. Holograms.

Small World Hypothesis.
She was ultimately limited by being on her own label because nobody else of note was on it.
a. But, Bitch & Animal were on her label!
b. Exactly.

Make Them Apologize Hypothesis.
Without an intersectional approach, her already-rickety second-wave feminist politics aged into obsolescence melting into defensive ignorance: cf. the Righteous Retreatgate of 2013.

I Know this Bar Hypothesis.
Based on preliminary ethnographic research (i.e. having attended an Ani show as recently as 2011), we can report that her concert-going fanbase is about 40% guitar dads and 60% nostalgic moms, leading us to the realization that these modern day parental units were once pimply-faced Ani fans just like us, which further led us to the realization that WE ARE NOW MOM-AGED. Maybe it’s all our fault—we’ve ushered Ani into a certain type of momzone, a vast wash of Facebook status updates and bootcut jeans. RIP us.

Revelling/Reckoning Hypothesis.
Too many unfortunate Righteous Babe tattoos.

Not a Pretty Girl Hypothesis.
Too earnest, too makeupless, too patent-leather-platform-Doc-Martens. Lola asks, "Maybe because she wore these pants in 2008?" Meredith comments, “The year on that can’t be right.” But it is, Meredith.

Old, Old Song Hypothesis.
Meredith’s initial social media investigation revealed that instead of Ani DiFranco, the Tumblr generation is listening to Lana Del Rey (?!?).

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The Million You Never Made Hypothesis.
“Do the kids still hate capitalism? All those cool sneakers might have quelled that fire.”

The Next Big Thing Hypothesis.
Now that musicians can get famous on YouTube in a matter of five minutes, maybe Ani’s much publicized DIY struggle to combat major label domination doesn’t exactly qualify as #TheStruggle any longer.

Make Me Stay Hypothesis.
Because the person in her band responsible for “percussion and vibes” quit.

Lost Woman Song Hypothesis.
If one compares Ani’s early crooning to her later years, one will notice a distinct lack of, well, voice. Her voice is gone, shredded, left behind long ago to smolder and die in a heap of discarded Peace Frog posters. Time is the cruelest master and he comes for us all—even our vocal chords.

Evolve Hypothesis.
Meredith started listening to Tegan and Sara around the same time she found Ani. She remembers T & S’s first record—a raw, underproduced compilation of sad/angry, folk-fueled college radio jams. She also lovingly remembers Ani’s first album (a raw, underproduced compilations of sad/angry, folk-fueled college radio jams). Yet Tegan and Sara are currently killing it on mainstream radio, selling out enormous venues and enjoying a cushy front row seat on the indie charts. Why? Because they changed with the times, applying production technology to slicken their songs, modifying their sound as they grew. Ani’s untethered acoustics no longer jive with a generation raised on the internet, where feelings are mediated through a series of shiny hooks and cross-fades. She’s too damn real.

Shrug Hypothesis.
A texted analysis from our friend Amelia, an actual folk singer making actual music in 2015: “I don’t think her mellowness is the prob as much as she already wrote all her biographical songs/songs about being a fighter. I think now the songs are less compelling for teenagers cuz shes deeply at peace…No, not deeply at peace. I just mean she was a young person when we was little.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Face Up and Sing Hypothesis.
She called folk an “attitude” in her press biography: says DiFranco, "I use the word 'folk' in reference to Punk music and Rap music. It's an attitude."

Unforgettable Hypothesis.
Because she recorded this duet with Jackie Chan.

Icarus Hypothesis I.
She flew too close to the sun, man.

Icarus Hypothesis II.
And when her dreads melted, she lost all her powers.

The True Story of What Was Hypothesis.
Please see below: Figure 1, 1997 cast of MTV’s The Real World, the year Ani DiFranco released “Living in Clip,” her only gold record. Figure 2, the most recent cast of MTV’s The Real World, now in its 30th season.

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Hide & Seek Hypothesis.
Since 2007, http://anidifranco.net has redirected to a site about dating married women, puzzling dozens of fans looking to trade bootleg cassettes and old set lists.

Shameless Hypothesis.
You only have to attempt to rap alongside Maceo Parker once to ruin your street cred forever: “sweepin ya off ya feel like we had a broom / with Ani DiFranco and Maceo / add a little freestyle flow and who knows?” We know. We found out.

Travel Tips Hypothesis.
Because “Millennials Are Moving to Buffalo and Living Like Kings” and the zeitgeist had to shift the blame somewhere.

Blood in the Boardroom Hypothesis.
We didn’t deserve this, Ani, and we’ll never forget.

Cradle and All Hypothesis.
She became a mom. The Kids don’t want to see a mom shouting about her “wound that won’t heal.”

Both Hands Hypothesis.
We’re getting nowhere with this; and we can’t let it go and we can’t get through.

Don’t Nobody Know Hypothesis.
Maybe people still listen to Ani. Maybe we’re just being assholes.

Every Angle Hypothesis.
“DiFranco” autocorrects to “Dog Rando” in Meredith’s phone.

Your Next Bold Move Hypothesis.

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32 Flavors Hypothesis.
Does Baskin Robbins even still exist? Does anyone get this reference? Remember those clown cones? “Cause someday you might find you are starving/And eating all of the words you said.”

Lola Pellegrino and Meredith Heil are dating.

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13 Apr 17:50

A Texas Man Was Fined $266 For Riding His Horse To Taco Bell

by dguproxx
Alisongrinter

FREE RICK BRAUN!!

A woman leaves a Taco Bell restaurant June 14, 2002 where "dirty" bomb suspect Jose Padilla worked for two years in Davie, Florida.

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Texas man Rick Braun was fined $266 for riding his horse to Taco Bell.

Actually, that’s not quite accurate. Texas man Rick Braun was actually fined $266 for riding his horse “on a public sidewalk” or “within any portion of the street or right-of-way of a heavily traveled street,” as outlined in Allen, Texas city code Chapter 3-18F. The fact that he was going to Taco Bell is technically irrelevant. It’s not like there’s a specific provision outlawing riding your horse just to Taco Bell, even though it’s super fun to imagine a world where that particular act became such a problem that the city council was forced to step in to do something about it. So that’s kind of a let down.

On the bright side, the story did give us this wonderful three paragraph chunk of local news gold. From WFAA:

“It’s horse country!” he said. “Everywhere you go, there’s horses everywhere.”

But that argument didn’t register with Allen authorities after he and friends rode into that city from Lucas two weeks ago. They had stopped over at a Taco Bell on Stacy Road. Braun said he’s been going there by horse for years, often two to three nights a week.

Allen police spokesman Jon Felty said officers had warned Braun repeatedly. “We’ve asked them, please don’t do this,” he said.

Awful lot going on there. And the plot gets even thicker: The Taco Bell in question is seven miles away. He’s been riding his horse seven miles — both ways — to Taco Bell, multiple nights a week, “for years.” That might actually be the real story here.

(Via Eater)

13 Apr 17:35

OH SNAP: The Internet Reacted With Zest To Gwyneth Paltrow Taking The ‘Food Stamp Challenge’

by ludditeandroid
Alisongrinter

She'll never live like common people.

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Strap in. Gwyneth Paltrow decided to continue being Gwyneth Paltrow this week, and the internet was none too pleased about it.

So, what’s got the internet whooped up in anti-Goop fervor this time? Not anything to do with steaming lady bits or Rollergirl casting. This time she accepted the The Food Bank for New York City’s challenge to live on a $29 per person weekly budget similar to some people relying on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. The challenge came about after two cuts to food stamp programs since 2013. So what did Paltrow buy with her $29 this week? Taco Bell and sweatpants? No. This.

This is what $29 gets you at the grocery store—what families on SNAP (i.e. food stamps) have to live on for a week. http://t.co/OZMPA3nxij
Gwyneth Paltrow (@GwynethPaltrow) April 09, 2015

Yes, that’s the food for one week, and we’re sure it’s all she’ll eat. She definitely won’t reach for something else when all that’s left after a few days is a handful of cilantro and four limes. Should’ve bought white rice, pinto beans, hot sauce, carrots, and potatoes instead of the brown rice, black beans, cilantro, an avocado, and limes. Way to go, Paltrow. Now you’re STARVING, and there’s nothing you could possibly do about it.

By the way, her follow-up tweet said, “We’re walking in their shoes to see how far we get.”

She’ll never live like common people.

Okay, but it is for a good cause, and trying to replicate a low-cost budget to be more price-conscious isn’t a bad thing to try, but, man, did that “walking in their shoes” and SEVEN LIMES business hit me the wrong way. And I wasn’t the only one.

Twitter was its usual wharrgarbl of spite and sarcasm in response to Paltrow’s tweet, so we’ve collected some of our favorite jokes here. We left out the eleventy bajillion comments about the s in SNAP standing for “supplemental” (HURR DURR thanks never heard that before) and the ones cussing her out for being Gwyneth Paltrow (pretty sure those are just the standard reaction to all of her tweets, not this specific food stamp challenge one).

First, there were the people commenting on the most obvious first impression: SEVEN LIMES?

@GwynethPaltrow @moorehn why would anyone buy 7 limes when on a budget?

— Daryl Tremblay (@DarylT) April 9, 2015

@GwynethPaltrow not that you're wrong, but you you had $29 and you bought SEVEN FUCKING LIMES? Lemme teach you how to shop and cook, kid.

— Marc J. Randazza (@marcorandazza) April 11, 2015

@GwynethPaltrow So do you, like, just causally eat limes during the week? Or is there a case of Corona I'm not seeing?

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) April 11, 2015

@KateRolleston @GwynethPaltrow Aw come on. Who doesn't eat 7 limes, an avocado and a bunch of cilantro every week? #PaltrowSurvivalSecrets

— J.Zo (@thezordaj) April 11, 2015

@redsoutrage @BecketAdams @GwynethPaltrow you haven't lived until you've had a lime omelet.

— james hotaling (@bklyncook) April 11, 2015

 

Which spiraled into general comments and jokes about the whole spread.

@dstfelix ah yes organic soy beans and whole grain rice . . .she really nails american poverty

— nellie (not furtado) (@NellieGayle) April 9, 2015

@chrisanddale @GwynethPaltrow garlic, parsley, avocado…just the essentials.

— L (@OrwellForks) April 11, 2015

@geekylonglegs @dstfelix @GwynethPaltrow lmao @ family tomato

— Safy (@SafyHallanFarah) April 9, 2015

@GwynethPaltrow You bought the stupidest ingredients. You're gonna die in 6 days

— Petrit Husenaj (@PetritHusenaj) April 10, 2015

 

Some offered new baby names to rival Apple and Moses.

@wutangcher @SafyHallanFarah @geekylonglegs @GwynethPaltrow she might name her next child guacamole the way she's set up

— Deaux (@dstfelix) April 9, 2015

09 Apr 20:30

Icky '101 Things Black & Latina Girls Should Know' Sign Rankles Teens 

by Kelly Faircloth
Alisongrinter

Dear Denver,
Bro. You are far from what we might call a "subject matter expert" here. Let's stick to tips on things like tennis and crappuccinos

Encouraging high schoolers isn’t the easiest job in the world. But, rule of thumb, papering the school with lists of what “Black and Latina Girls Should Know” and including things like “wearing too much makeup looks like a clown” likely won’t go over so well.

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09 Apr 03:30

This Guy Got Away With The Absolute Best Name On His Student ID

by Mark Shrayber
Jafar's student ID

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A Redditor who went to Langstaff Secondary School (in Canada) during the 2009-2010 school year showed just how well he followed the school’s motto — “maturity through responsibility”  — by posting his 11th grade student ID, which he probably hid for the last five years to escape any retribution. But now that the statute of limitations is up, he’s showing the world how clever he was (the answer: very clever). The best part of the ID? How specific it is. It’s not just ‘Jaffar,’ it’s ‘Jaffar from Aladdin,’ and not from any of the sequels. Points for style, if not for spelling.

According to the poster, the school had blank name tickets for students who’d lost their official ones, so he just grabbed a blank, put down JAFFAR FROMALADDIN as his given name and then reaped the rewards for an entire year. He says the teachers thought it was hilarious. And although he doesn’t mention if he also automatically became a school legend, a prank like that must have only been the beginning, right?

(Via Reddit)

06 Apr 22:12

Medical examiner rules death of woman found in trunk ‘undetermined’

by Tristan Hallman
Alisongrinter

IRON CLAW!!!

Lisa Byrd-New Andrews

Lisa Byrd-New Andrews

Dallas County coroners still don’t know what killed a woman whose body they found in her car … [visit site to read more]

06 Apr 20:10

Why Is Walmart Hiding Copies of Ronda Rousey's Book From Customers? 

by Anna Merlan
Alisongrinter

actually puzzled.

This is a weird choice: Walmart will reportedly sell copies of MMA fighter Ronda Rousey’s autobiography, but they won’t display them in the store. Customers can only buy the book from a Walmart if they order it online and then pick it up at the store. A report from the New York Post claims it’s because the book is “too violent.”

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06 Apr 20:30

Excuse Me, Is This Your Unruly Goat? 

by Kelly Faircloth
Alisongrinter

#naughtygoat

Have you misplaced a goat? If so, the police department of Paramus, New Jersey would like a word.

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31 Mar 18:57

Suspect in illegal buttocks injection case was arrested on same charge in 2010

by Naomi Martin
Alisongrinter

Well, I was unsatisfied with the general lack of sumptuousness in my butt. So like any thinking person, I turned to Denise “Wee Wee” Ross

Denise "Wee Wee" Ross

Denise “Wee Wee” Ross

Update at 5:48 p.m.:

A Dallas woman arrested on a charge of … [visit site to read more]

30 Mar 21:16

Dallas police looking for man who keeps breaking into same downtown Dallas sub shop

by Robert Wilonsky
Alisongrinter

I KNOW THIS GUY!!
Let's just say, he won't be going to trial on this one.

Dallas police hope you can recognize the man who keeps breaking into a downtown Dallas sandwich shop.

Police say the Lenny’s Sub Shop at 1300 Jackson St. has been hit four … [visit site to read more]

02 Apr 02:45

Snoop Dogg Posted A Photo To Instagram That Got A Texas Police Officer In Trouble

by rmjoseph23
Alisongrinter

This is dehumanizing bullshit

Snoop Dogg - SXSW Keynote - 2015 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festivale

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Snoop Dogg spent last month’s South by Southwest festival by giving the keynote address to attendees, reminiscing, among other things, about that time he flew to Amsterdam to meet country icon Willie Nelson.

He also took time to take (what appeared to be) a harmless picture with a Texas Department of Public Safety trooper named Billy Spears, which he uploaded to his Instagram:

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That post has now gotten Spears into trouble. According to the Dallas Morning-News, Spears has been ordered to receive counseling for posing with the Doggfather:

DPS officials saw the posting and cited Spears for deficiencies that require counseling for posing with a known criminal.

Calvin Broadus, aka Snoop Dogg, has been convicted several times of drug possession. In 1993, he faced a murder charge when his bodyguard shot and killed a rival gang member. Snoop Dogg and the bodyguard eventually were acquitted of the charge.

The paper then cites the Department’s detailed reasoning behind reprimanding the trooper:

“The public figure posted the photo on social media and it reflects poorly on the Agency.”

While this all seems innocuous, Spears’ attorney Ty Clevenger is calling attention to the issue because Spears cannot appeal since it wasn’t a formal disciplinary action. In a detailed blog post, Clevenger reveals what could be behind the punishment. He not only questions the DPS’ motives based on race (“Would the DPS hiearchy get so bent out of shape about a picture with Willie Nelson?”), but he also points to a previous incident in which Spears was involved with a fellow trooper:

[T]he disciplinary counseling appears to be the latest act of retaliation against Billy since he reported misconduct by an officer from another agency last year.

According to multiple witnesses, Sgt. Marcus Stokke of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission detained Billy without probable cause while Billy was off duty. It appears that Sgt. Stokke thought Billy disrespected him in public (a charge disputed by Billy and other witnesses), but then “disrespecting the po-po” is not supposed to be a crime in this country.

Currently, the DPS sticks by its punishment, while Snoop hasn’t issued a statement.

(H/T The A.V. Club)

02 Apr 04:46

The New Google Chromebit Turns Your TV Into A Working Chromebook

by Ryan Harkness
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Google really wants to get it on with your television. They’ve been aggressively pushing their Chromecast device at super low prices for over a year, and now they’ve partnered with ASUS to produce the Chromebit, a dongle that plugs into your TV and effectively turns it into a Chromebook:

It’s portable, cute, comes in three attractive colors, and has a super-smart swivel on the business end so you can plug it into practically any HDMI socket without needing an extension cable. (If you ask me, all dongles should feature that.)

In addition to your Rockchip RK3288 (with quad-core Mali 760 graphics) you get 2GB of RAM, 16GB of solid state storage, 2×2 dual-band 802.11ac WiFi, Bluetooth 4.0, and a single full-size USB 2.0 port on one end. It won’t be the most powerful PC you could plug into a TV, but it shouldn’t be too bad for the browser-based OS. Google also expects it to make quite a splash with small businesses and third-world countries due to price and easy manageability.

Google isn’t the first or only company that’s getting into the ‘computer in an HDMI stick’ game, but they do differentiate themselves by running their device on the fast and reliable Chrome OS. Trying to go full desktop on televisions has never really taken off – perhaps the Chromebit will simplify things to a point where it becomes the default choice for people pissed off at how stupid their Smart TV software tends to be.

The ASUS Chromebit is set to debut this summer at a retail cost of under 100 dollars.

[Via Gizmodo]

02 Apr 14:30

Rob Corddry Is Pretty Sure His Daughter Is A Witch

by Aaron

Rob Corddry stopped by Conan last night to promote the new season of Children’s Hospital, and the conversation became about his children for a hot minute. Corddry admitted to Conan that he’s pretty sure his daughter — who might be 8 years old, someone check on that — is possibly a witch.

Sure, she may indeed be channeling crystal vortex energies and attending 2 a.m. Pagan rituals in the forest, but as long as she’s getting good grades, Corddry doesn’t mind. Hell, she could be dealing cocaine out there in the woods for all he cares!

That witch cocaine is a hell of a drug.

(Source: Team Coco)