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09 Jan 12:50

Alien vs Magician

by Doug
08 Jan 07:01

רישול ללא תקנה ב'הארץ' באנגלית

08 Jan 05:32

Which one of these is not like the other?

by Kerry

Writes Meg in New Jersey: “We just buried my Mom today. After Mass and luncheon we came home and unpacked cards from the funeral home. This is from my brother’s office.” Can you tell who didn’t bother to read the card before signing it?

Which one of these is not like the other?

related: My condolences on your birthday

08 Jan 05:15

Livestock cargo planes? I'll believe it when pigs.... oh.

Aeronautical Engineering, Everglades University

06 Jan 05:44

Mo-dernity Mo Problems

Comparative Literature, University of Pennsylvania

05 Jan 17:03

ADS WOTY: "Because"

by Mark Liberman

I wasn't able to attend the ADS WOTY vote yesterday evening, but I understand it was a first-round landslide for because, beating out Slash, twerk, Obamacare, and  selfie. According to the ADS announcement,

“This past year, the very old word because exploded with new grammatical possibilities in informal online use,” [Ben] Zimmer said. “No longer does because have to be followed by of or a full clause. Now one often sees tersely worded rationales like ‘because science’ or ‘because reasons.’ You might not go to a party ‘because tired.’ As one supporter put it, because should be Word of the Year ‘because useful!’”

You can hear Ben Zimmer discussing the run-up to the vote a couple of days ago on NPR's Morning Edition ("American Dialect Society To Vote On Word Of The Year", 12/31/2013), and no doubt we'll have additional coverage later, but meanwhile there's some discussion from last summer in "Because NOUN", 7/12/2013.

Geoff Pullum's comment: "I'm pleased to see a preposition win an award like this for once; nouns have had it far too easy."

Update — The cases with adjectives strike me as less innovative than the because NOUN examples are. Some relevant traditional (conjunction-like) examples:

A thousand vague fancies oppressed and disconcerted me-fancies the more distressing because vague.
Lacking that safe spot, conversations with Clarence could be scary, because unscripted.
Not showy and glittery like the peeling palaces along the Grand Canal, once glamorous beauties now slipping into their dotage, this campo was authentic Venice, surviving because unvisited.
He is called a "black sheep, and his "shabby frock-coat" supplies us with the word frock, which Skeat derives from "Flock:" "Probably so called because woollen ."
A thousand vague fancies oppressed and disconcerted me — fancies the more distressing because vague.

From 1820: This would at least be honest, though I think it would be unwise, because unnecessary.
From 1834: Still does he sometimes introduce into his speeches bursts of eloquence, which stir the heart like the voice of a trumpet, and are the more stirring because unexpected.
From 1840: The storm of war has rolled off to distant borders; or if, indeed, it be lowering near again, its terrors are unfelt, because unseen .

 Update #2 — Commentary by Stan Carey, "‘Because’ is the 2013 Word of the Year, because woo! Such win"; by Arika Okrent, "The American Dialect Society’s Word of the Year is 'Because'"; Gretchen McCulloch, "Why the new 'because' isn’t a preposition (but is actually cooler)".

Also, Laura Bailey's because usage survey.

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04 Jan 17:37

Rats will refuse to run in the maze if the city is simultaneously blasting a water tunnel under the building--alternate thesis needed.

Psychology, Columbia

03 Jan 06:01

שָׁגִיג

by blaze
Yuval Pinter

I'll allow it

תקלה בקוד תוכנה.

מלשון "שגגה" והביטוי שומר במעט על המשמעות של חיה קטנה על ידי דמיון צלילי ל-"דגיג".

תרגום עברי למילה "bug".

"צריך למצוא את השגיג בקוד שקובי כתב."

"אני כבר חייב לשגג את המודול הזה, הגיע הזמן שהוא יעבוד."

"מישהו נכנס פה והשגיג לנו את כל התוכנה, בטח איזה ילד משועמם."

נתרם ע"י: blaze.

02 Jan 17:43

מסיבת אזרחים

by saarraz1

מסיבת גיוס.

נקראת כך לפי היחס של "מסיבת רווקים" כלפי המתחתן.

- "מתי אתה מתגייס, תגיד?"
- "בסוף החודש. חשבתי לעשות אולי מסיבת אזרחים יום שישי."

נתרם ע"י: סער רז.

31 Dec 12:46

Whenever I didn't want to go out I could use "Sorry, but my E. coli will overgrow" as an excuse, and people would believe me.

Biochemistry, University of Colorado at Boulder

30 Dec 20:33

bedbug sex is just part of the beauty of Mother Someanimalsengageinterribleawfulsexyouguys

Yuval Pinter

ok idk why but i lol'd

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December 30th, 2013: This is a Klassic Komic that originally ran on November 27th, 2009! It's been four years since that fateful day and now we all think of this comic sometimes and go "oh yeah, gross, I briefly forgot how nature is gross".

One year ago today: i hope you like jokes.tmp~

– Ryan

30 Dec 10:34

When your food eats you from the inside out, your brain says 'this is not good food.'

Neurobiology, Harvard

29 Dec 17:35

People who live on a tropical atoll give directions as if they live on a tropical atoll.

Linguistics, University of Newcastle

27 Dec 10:23

Series of tubes

by יובל פינטר

In 2006 (here I go, topical as ever) Senator Ted Stevens made his infamous "series of tubes" gaffe, winning him eternal ridicule.

My pet theory for Stevens's misconception has been that he'd heard of Youtube (the timeframe checks out; this is about the time it started emerging) and mis-analyzed it as "U-tube", a serial letter coding a type of tube. Generalizing, the whole Internet must be a series of the A-tube, B-tube, 1-tube and HL/9-tube, no?

I recently tried searching for some verification to this theory, or at least fellow holders of this opinion. To my surprise, I found none. Stevens himself did not give this as an explanation, but I assume it would have been an embarrassing admission the higher Youtube's popularity soared. When asked, he claimed some Internet mavens actually gave him positive feedback for the tube description (equating tubes with "pipes"). Sadly, we can't ask him anymore.

Are you a fellow U-tube-theorist?

Do you know of any?

Alternatively, can you clearly refute this theory?


תויק תחת:English, אנגלית, עולם דיגיטלי, פוליטיקה, תרבות
27 Dec 06:46

Comic for December 27, 2013

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23 Dec 08:20

פרס ניחומים

by אורן פרסיקו
משתתפת שנפצעה בשעשועון "לעוף על המיליון" של ערוץ 10 תפוצה ב-32 אלף שקל
20 Dec 14:50

Comics 1299-1305: Who Will Remember Us?

by Jon Levi
Yuval Pinter

1299's review is awe-inspiring.

Comic 1305: Undocumented Feature

Click here, or anywhere on the image, to see the full-sized version. Trust me, it's worth it. I will wait.

I just, wow, this Xkcd hits home in so many ways. A many-panel skyscraper of a comic, reminiscent of the the glory days of SMBC. The artwork is effective and to the point. But what really make me want to re-read this comic is the story it tells.

I think the subject matter of this comic is something we can all relate to. This comic is fictitious, but it captures the experience of so many online backwater communities. It ends with a punchline about Facebook and an alt text about Youtube, but that is only to emphasise the contrast between those sites and the little misfit communities that we create ourselves.

And yes, Xkcd-sucks is one of those communities, whether you spell it with a hyphen or not. Look in any comment thread and you will see the friendships we have built. We were just trying to troll each other, but in was in fact the trolling that helped bring us together.

Furthermore, this comic is an important reminder that all online communities will eventually die. You don't have to be particularly observant to see that has already began to happen. No-hyphen doesn't update anymore. The comment threads are closed. And that has not produced the huge influx of activity to this blog that I expected.

People leaving No-hyphen are not going elsewhere to hate Xkcd. They are just leaving, for the same reasons that Rob is no longer posting. Their hate is turning to apathy. It's no longer fun to hate Xkcd.

With that in mind, I have decided to stop reviewing Xkcd. This blog will be retired, and Xkcd-sucks will die.

So in light of everything I have said, I will give this comic the grade it truly deserves, complete with something I have been waiting to say in earnest for all these years: A* for Randall Get Out Out Of My Head.

That does not mean the previous six Xkcds are exempt from criticism. These will be the last reviews I write, so I might as well make them count.

Comic 1304: Glass Trolling

B- for trolling Google Glass. It's something that deserves to be trolled, but the troll was not original. F for the fact that obnoxious Xkcd fans everywhere are going to copy this comic, because of course they are.  Just imagine a million of them uttering 'OK Glass' commands while they needlessly chatter at their smartphones. Worst of all, there already is a feature on Nexus phones that's pretty much the same thing, except you say 'OK Google Now'. And with this comic being the bad influence that it is, people might actually start using it. Randall, do you even know what you have inflicted on humanity with this simple PNG image? Instead of mocking the stupid trend of talking to electronics, you have helped perpetuate it!

D for artwork, and for not even going to the effort of drawing a second person. DETENTION for Gizmodo repost.

Comic 1303: Profile Info

Nice idea, but there are so many ways in which it wouldn't work.

It wouldn't work for social networks, which is where we would most want to use this trick. How dumb would it look if every single comment you made on Youtube was signed 'John If-you-see-this-name-in-an-ad-give-the-product-a-one-star-review-smith'?

F- for failing to think things through any more than I thought through this grade.

DETENTION for Gizmodo repost.

Comic 1302: Year in Review

This comic failed to make a point. F- for lack of a point. Is the joke supposed to be that a newscaster talks about something completely irrelevant while on air. Whilst it's something we'd all like to see a newscaster do, it doesn't actually make for a good joke, because it's unoriginal as fuck. F-- for unoriginality.

And the worst part is that it's trying to be all zany and random, and it just fails dismally, because it's just what we expected. F for building up an expectation, and going nowhere with it.

C- for the alt text, but it was almost unrelated to the comic.

Comic 1301: File Extensions

I fail to see a joke in this one. I fail to see any way to apply this comic to my own experiences. You have to be scraping the bottom of the observational humour barrel to come up with stuff like 'oh yeah, pdf files are much more trustworthy than ppt files.

It doesn't even make sense on its own logic. I regularly convert my lecture slides from .ppt to .pdf to make them easier to read on a Mac. But that doesn't change their trustworthiness. Normally logic shouldn't matter, as it's just a comic. But when it fails to impress me in any other regard, logic becomes its only redeeming value. And the weak logic of the broad sweeping statements about file types, which is incidental to the content they contain, is the best thing about this comic. Doesn't that say a lot.

Oh yeah, Randall. Aren't your comics always in PNG format?

F for lack of logic. F- for lack of relevance. F-- for lack of a joke. DETENTION for Gizmodo repost.

Comic 1300: I Don't Own a TV

The following review is a tribute to Rob Mason, and his timelessly brevitic style of reviewing eveything.

Nobody cares. F

Comic 1299: Galilean Moons

This comic is just... what? This comic is awful beyond mere description of words. To wit one William Monty Hughes, "Words fail me [...] but I shall not fail words." So let's review this astronomical turd of a comic.

Why would one of the moons be so happy about escaping the girl's orbit, and orbiting the guy instead... unless it was planning to suck him off. Hey, that reminds me of my first ever comment. Nostalgia aside, it is so hard to see what this comic is on about. I had to turn to Explain Xkcd to help me in my final review, and the grades I had to give are:

*Deep breath!*

Q for bad artwork. R for failing to include show the moons' motion. S for not even including a dotted circle to show the orbit. T for the impossible-to-comprehend joke about orbital resonance. U for lack of standalone value due to it being a joke about orbital resonance. V because it's not even funny. W because apparently Galilean moons moons a don't do anything but say the same thing repeatedly. X because even if the moons somehow had the power of speech (and I reiterate: why the fuck?!) it would make no sense for one of them to shout "MOOOOOOON!" It's like the most annoying Pokemon with none of the good things about being a Pokemon. Y because not even the forums liked it. Z for making moons look like the astronomical equivalent of crabs.

Overall grade: Z*, that's a ZED-FUCKING-STAR (pun not intended thank you very much - a moon is not a star), the worst grade I have ever given. You know what that means?

100 BELT LASHINGS, one for every comic I have ever reviewed, for the WORST COMIC I HAVE EVER REVIEWED. 

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And before I go, DOUBLE DETENTION for Gizmodo repost. Fuck you Gizmodo! FUCK YOU IN THE THUNDERBOLT PORT! AND FUCK EVERYTHING TO DO WITH FLAT DESIGN. ALSO WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO PUT DRM ON A FUCKING USB CABLE?! FUCK YOU STEVE JOBS!!!!!! OY VEY.


*Ahem*

Before I go, I'd like to talk seriously for a moment. If comic 1305 is anything to go by, this community will soon be forgotten, even by those who participated in it. And that makes me truly deeply sad. But though we may go our separate ways and never even tell anyone that Xkcd-sucks was a thing, there is one thing that we will never lose: the fun we had from the comics we bashed and the friendships we made. Even if no one remembers it, it still happened. It was good while it lasted, and no one can take that away from us.

You know, I was never into MMO gaming, and Chat-rooms and BBSes were slightly before my time. So this was the closest I have been to a tight-knit online community that I felt I really belonged to. And you guys have been best, even the Anonymous, especially the Anonymous. The last few years have been the best of my life.

Feel free to share your best memories of hating Xkcd in the space below. Try to put this blog out of your mind when you see your families this Christmas. I wish you good luck, farewell, and have an easy feast.

And I never did finish that story...
20 Dec 08:11

רעבים לדיאגרמת וון?

by עידו קינן

דין לנגזם קצץ לכם סלט דיאגרמת ון טרי ממלפפונים ועגבניות.

דיאגרמת ון של סלט. יוצר: דין לנגזם

The post רעבים לדיאגרמת וון? appeared first on חדר 404.

20 Dec 08:07

חרם חרם תרדוף

14 Dec 20:48

”האדם הפשוט“ מודיע לפוליטיקאים: נמאסתם

by יואב קרני
Yuval Pinter

הטוקבקים.

עכשיו זה רשמי: מפלגת השלטון המצליחה ביותר בעולם הדמוקרטי ניגפה ב“חצי הגמר“ של אליפות הודו. אבל זו אינה סתם תבוסה. מחאה נגד שחיתות, עייפות ועצב הזינו את עלייתה הדרמטית של מפלגה חדשה, שגרפה יותר משליש...

זו רק ההתחלה. היכנסו-נא, הדלת פתוחה לרווחה
12 Dec 18:35

December 12, 2013


Thank you all so much. I'm sitting in an airport with a dying battery, but seriously, I have not felt so unstressed in a long time. More on this later, promise!
12 Dec 07:21

‫ציפי לבני תקפה את מד"א: שופכים את דמם של האתיופים‬

by ‫admin‬
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11 Dec 22:36

Really, Mom, you shouldn’t have.

by Kerry
Yuval Pinter

We have a winner.

Victoria in Maryland received this heartwarming card from her mother a few years ago. (“She was mad because I put an end to her partying in the garage at my house.”)

Just out of obligation, Mom

related: More birthday mama drama!

11 Dec 16:49

המתורגמן המזויף בטקס האשכבה של נלסון מנדלה

by איתמרק

הימים ימי סוף הסמסטר, המבחנים נכתבים ונבדקים, העבודות משוכתבות, המאמרים נשלחים לכתבי העת, הסקריפטים רצים ומעבדים את הנתונים מהניסויים, והתירוצים לגבי אי-הבליגה נשפכים כשלג בירושלים. אז מה מעיר את הבולג — עבדכם הנאמן — מרבצו? כשכל העולם ואחותו, ואחותו, שולחים לו את הקישור הבא או הבא או הבא או הבא על שערוריית המתורגמן בטקס האשכבה לנלסון מנדלה אתמול (למיטב ידיעתי, הסיקור הראשוני באתר לא-אפריקאי הובא באתר הבריטי המצוין Limping Chicken). יש שני דברים שאני רוצה לומר בנושא, אחד על ההתרשמות שלי ואחד על הסיקור התקשרותי.

החדשות בקצרה: על הבמה בטקס המכובד עמד אדם שהתיימר לתרגם את הנאומים השונים לשפת הסימנים הדרום אפריקאית. דא עקא שאף אחד לא הצליח להבין אותו, משום שהוא לא באמת סימן בשפת הסימנים הדרום אפריקאית. נראה שמדובר בשרלטן. התאחדות החירשים בדרום אפריקה הוציאה הודעה בעמוד הפייסבוק שלה ופירטה מה שגוי: לא רק שהסימנים עצמם לא נכונים, האיש גם לא השתמש בשאר הדקדוק של שפת הסימנים הדרום אפריקאית: שימוש במרחב, הבעות פנים וכן הלאה [קוראים חדשים ירצו לעיין בשני הקישורים הללו או בהודעה של התאחדות החירשים כדי ללמוד מעט על הדקדוק של שפות סימנים]. אפילו את הסימנים המוסכמים לאישים כמו ת'אבו מבקי ונלסון מנדלה הוא לא הכיר. התאחדות החירשים המקומית קבעה: לא מדובר בשפת הסימנים הדרום אפריקאית.

שאלה אחת שעולה היא: האם מדובר אולי בשפת סימנים אחרת? התרשמותי היא שזה לא סביר. כפי שצויין גם בהודעה הרשמית, המשפטים של ה"מתורגמן" היו קצרים למדי והמעברים ביניהם היו חדים ומלאכותיים. לא הצלחתי להבין אם יש חוקיות בין הסימנים, כך ש"נשיא" במשפט אחד הוא גם "נשיא" במשפט אחר. אולי מדובר בשפת סימנים של מיעוט כלשהו, שלא זוכה להכרה מספקת בדרום אפריקה ומעוניין להעלות את הנושא למודעות? מסופקני. מנסיוני המוגבל עם שפות סימנים צעירות, הן עדיין משתמשות באינטונציה (הנגנה) כדי להביע מבנים תחביריים, כמו למשל באמצעות הבעות הפנים שהזכרנו קודם. אני סומך ידיי על התאחדות החירשים המקומית בעניין הזה – לא מדובר בשפת סימנים כלשהי.

הנקודה השנייה שחשוב לי להבליט היא זו: בכמעט כל אתרי החדשות ציטטו את השורה הבאה (כאן בתרגום של 'הארץ'): "יצויין כי שפת הסימנים הדרום אפריקאית היא שפה אחת משותפת ל-11 השפות הרשמיות במדינה." תהרגו אותי, אין לי מושג למה הכוונה כאן. הרי שפת סימנים אינה גירסה של שפה דבוּרה שמשתמשת בסימני ידיים במקום במילים: לשפות סימנים יש דקדוק עשיר משלהן. שפת הסימנים הישראלית אינה גירסה מסומנת של עברית. שפת הסימנים האמריקאית אינה גירסה מסומנת של אנגלית. שפת הסימנים הדרום אפריקאית היא שפת הסימנים הרשמית של כל דרום אפריקה, ללא הבדל אתני, זה כן, אבל אין לזה כל קשר לעובדה שבדרום אפריקה יש 11 שפות רשמיות. ההצהרה התמוהה הזו מיוחסת להתאחדות החירשים, אבל לא הצלחתי למצוא אותה בהודעה רשמית שלהם. שאלתי אותם בטוויטר למה הכוונה ואעדכן כשיחזרו אליי.


תויק תחת:מהנעשה בעירנו, שפה בתקשורת, שפות סימנים, תרגום
11 Dec 10:21

The Oxford Comma is your friend

by Mark Liberman

Via twitter:

Some earlier commadic fun: "Merle Haggard's ex-wives", 10/24/2010; "Visual aid for the final serial comma", 9/18/2011.

11 Dec 07:27

נלסון מנדלה וישראל

10 Dec 21:31

לידיעת הגולש בנימין נתניהו, אתרי השוואת טיסות עוקבים אחריכם ולאט...

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לידיעת הגולש בנימין נתניהו, אתרי השוואת טיסות עוקבים אחריכם ולאט לאט מעלים את המחירים המוצגים על מנת ליצור לחץ אצל הגולש, מחיקה של ה-Cookies גורמת להם “לשכוח” מי אתם וכך להראות לכם שוב את המחיר הראשוני הנמוך. אפשרות נוספת היא להשתמש במצב Incognito שמונע מעקב.

06 Dec 15:01

December 06, 2013

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הוא בשוונג, הבחור

06 Dec 10:41

‫נלסון מנדלה נפטר בגיל 95 לאחר מאבק ממושך באפרטהייד‬

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‫ שמעון פרס ספד: "הוא נקטף בדמי ימיו – בלעדיו יהיה קשה להילחם באפרטהייד בשטחים" ארונו של מנדלה, הזכור בעיקר מהתפקיד...

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04 Dec 16:30

December 04, 2013


OH MAN