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Toronto's  crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford has been pictured at his Canadian rehab clinic for  the first time since checking in earlier this month. Wearing a bright  orange Texas Longhorns sweater, jeans and battered Crocs, the embattled mayor  kept his head down as he walked at the GreeneStone Clinic in Muskoka Lakes,  Ontario on Thursday.  The mayor looked  glum during the brisk stroll, despite earlier calling the luxurious  rehabilitation center 'amazing' and saying it reminded him of 'football  camp'.  Nearby, he was  watched over by two clinic workers - who threw stones and chased photographers  with a plank of wood.  It is the first  time he has been seen at the clinic, although there has long been speculation  that he was staying there for drug and alcohol treatment.  A week ago, he was  seen in Bracebridge, which is close to  the rehabilitation center. He was seen chatting with local residents, many of  whom snapped pictures with him and posted them online. In a bizarre  twist, he also made headlines earlier this week when a former fellow resident at  the clinic, LeeAnne Rob, was charged with drink-driving his SUV.

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