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16 Oct 13:06

Vatican launches $110 'click to pray' wearable rosary

by Rachel England
Philip.paulsson

lol wut?

The Vatican is hoping to attract tech-savvy youngsters to the Catholic Church with the launch of a "Click to Pray" eRosary -- a wearable device connected to a mobile app that's activated by making the sign of the cross.
15 Oct 19:55

'Control' will let you photograph its beautiful Brutalist setting

by Kris Holt
Philip.paulsson

I started playing this yesterday... it is pretty good. If you've ever read the SCP Foundation stories online and that is your thing, then you will definitely enjoy this game!

Remedy Entertainment's Control quickly found a fanbase thanks in part to its strikingly eerie design. One of the most-requested features from players is a photo mode to help them capture the Oldest House's shifting Brutalist architecture in their own...
15 Oct 17:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Where

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
It's actually a test. The ones who 'fail' to find Waldo are chosen for a secret agency, battling for truth, run by Waldo himself.


Today's News:
15 Oct 13:14

Fixing the ‘impeach this’ map with a transition to a cartogram

by Nathan Yau

As discussed previously, the “impeach this” map has some issues. Mainly, it equates land area to votes, which makes for a lot of visual attention to counties that are big even though not many people live in them. So, Karim Douïeb used a clever transition to change the bivariate map to a cartogram. Now you can have a dual view.

Tags: election, impeachment

09 Oct 11:31

How Old

Philip.paulsson

LOL @ the hovertext!

We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]
09 Oct 11:30

Chinese Officials Respond To NBA Controversy By Moving Millions Of Citizens To NHL Re-Fanification Camps

by The Onion on Sports, shared by The Onion to The Onion
Philip.paulsson

LOL. I hope the NHL doesn't do something shitty.... can't watch NFL or NBA anymore!

BEIJING—On the heels of recent pro-Hong Kong comments by Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey, Chinese officials responded to the criticism Tuesday by moving millions of Chinese citizens to NHL re-fanification camps. “To show that China will not tolerate this flagrant disrespect for our nation amongst the ranks of the NBA,…

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08 Oct 16:00

Netflix is creating a 'Big Mouth' spin-off based on its monsters

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

We just started watching Season 3 yesterday. This show is so friggin' good!!

Netflix clearly wants to make the most of Big Mouth's success. The service has ordered Human Resources, a spin-off of the adult-focused animated show that focus on the monsters governing the kids' lives (and, apparently, everyone else). The teaser...
08 Oct 11:21

My Tree

by Reza
07 Oct 11:51

Jupiter and the Moons

Jupiter and the Moons After sunset on October 3, some of the Solar System's largest moons stood low along the western horizon with the largest planet. Just after nightfall, a pairing of the Moon approaching first quarter phase and Jupiter was captured in this telephoto field of view. A blend of short and long exposures, it reveals the familiar face of our fair planet's own large natural satellite in stark sunlight and faint earthshine. At lower right are the ruling gas giant and its four Galilean moons. Left to right, the tiny pinpricks of light are Ganymede, [Jupiter], Io, Europa, and Callisto. Our own natural satellite appears to loom large because it's close, but Ganymede, Io, and Callisto are actually larger than Earth's Moon. Water world Europa is only slightly smaller. Of the Solar System's six largest planetary satellites, only Saturn's moon Titan, is missing from this scene. But be sure to check for large moons in your sky tonight.
07 Oct 05:39

Le Creuset's Star Wars collection includes a $900 dutch oven

by Igor Bonifacic
Philip.paulsson

OMG WANT

Le Creuset is no stranger to working with Disney, but their latest collaboration is sure to cause a disturbance in the Force. In November, the French cookware maker plans to release a series of Star Wars-themed products. Le Creuset shared the news in...
04 Oct 18:48

Hours Before Departure

Philip.paulsson

LOL @ the hovertext

They could afford to cut it close because they all had Global Entry.
02 Oct 15:55

‘Are You The Whistleblower?’ Trump Boys Ask White House Janitor After Giving Him Serum Of All The Sodas Mixed Together

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion

WASHINGTON—Strapping the suspect to a chair and demanding to know if “he was the whistleblower, or else,” the Trump boys reportedly spent hours interrogating a White House janitor Wednesday after giving him a serum of all the sodas mixed together. “Well, well, well, Mr. Janitor, good luck keeping secrets from our…

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01 Oct 11:22

Pond

by Reza
Philip.paulsson

I love that last panel

30 Sep 10:53

Slide-Whistleblower Complaint Reveals Trump’s Pants Around Ankles

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion
Philip.paulsson

LOL I love "slide-whistleblower".

25 Sep 10:51

Fox News Apologizes For Their Mentally Ill Hosts

by The Onion
Philip.paulsson

LOL nice one.

NEW YORK—Responding to criticism for comments about 16-year-old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg made on their network, Fox News officials apologized Tuesday for their mentally ill hosts. “While we understand some people disagree with the statements made by Laura Ingraham and other pundits on Fox News, it’s…

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20 Sep 17:33

19 Climate Strike Signs That Prove That, Damn, These Kids Know How To Strike

"So bad even an introvert is here."


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19 Sep 14:03

No One Wants A "The Princess Bride" Remake And That Fact Is One Of The Few Things Uniting All Of Us

"You seem a decent movie studio, we hate to kill you." — Literally everyone.


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19 Sep 13:58

Holy Shit, Toddler Just Face-Planted Right Onto Sidewalk

by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Onion

BEVERLY, MA—Noting that, oh shit, the little guy really went down hard, sources close to the situation confirmed Thursday that a toddler just face-planted right onto the sidewalk. “Oh, Jesus, he was walking fine and then—bam—down he went,” said onlooker Danielle Roper, who watched as local toddler Lucas Novich tripped…

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18 Sep 19:51

Ksp 2

Philip.paulsson

Love that game!

"The committee appreciates that your 2020 launch is on track, but the 'human capital/personnel retention' budget includes a lot more unmarked cash payments than usual. What are th--" "Public outreach."
17 Sep 13:38

For Just Once

by Reza
Philip.paulsson

Now this is my goal, too. Just need to learn some little shows.

17 Sep 13:37

Please Rate

by Reza
14 Sep 11:14

Toyota makes CarPlay and Alexa standard in the 2020 Prius

by Kris Holt
Philip.paulsson

Why is the stock photo driver wearing a Jason mask??

Toyota has revealed Apple CarPlay will come as standard in all of its 2020 Prius models, along with Alexa and its Safety Connect system. Back in May, Toyota said the plug-in Prius Prime would include CarPlay and Alexa in the 2020 model, but it's expa...
11 Sep 19:46

Apple reveals the powerful new iPhone 11 Pro and Pro Max

by Devindra Hardawar
As usual, Apple's latest batch of iPhones aren't exactly surprising, thanks to plenty of detailed leaks throughout the year. Today, the company unveiled the iPhone 11 Pro and iPhone 11 Pro Max, its high-end smartphones that'll join the slightly cheap...
10 Sep 13:47

Real Life ‘DOOM’: This Office Requires A Keycard To Get In

by The Onion on Onion Gamers Network, shared by The Onion to The Onion

Calling all DOOM fans! Drop whatever you’re doing and get ready for a serious nostalgia trip for this unforgettable retro shooter: This office requires a keycard to get inside!

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10 Sep 10:58

A Nice Day

by Reza
06 Sep 18:29

This $700 Lego Star Destroyer is as close as you’ll get to the real thing

by Jonathan M. Gitlin
Philip.paulsson

So cool.... but... $700 is a little above what I'd be willing to pay. Maybe $200.

  • This is the $699, 4,784-piece Ultimate Collector Series Imperial Star Destroyer. [credit: LEGO ]

You probably remember the first time you saw Star Wars, the first time you saw that opening crawl give way to a star field above Tatooine as the Tantive IV tried desperately to escape the clutches of an Imperial Star Destroyer as it filled the screen.

I do. I remember in particular how the sheer size of it made me feel. This was one big ship—a mile long from the pointy bit at the front to those three huge engines at the back, I'd later learn. Afterward, you may have gone straight for the Lego bricks to recreate it. If not, now's the chance, because Lego is bringing out a new Ultimate Collector Series (UCS) edition of the Devastator, the Imperial Star Destroyer from the beginning of Star Wars: A New Hope.

The specs are not for the faint-hearted. Made from 4,784 pieces, the model is 43 inches long (110cm), 26 inches (66cm) wide, and 17 inches (44cm) tall, so it will need a fair amount of room on your shelf (or above your bed). Lego says the model features a tilting radar dish and swiveling guns, and as you'll see from the images above, the build looks like it involves plenty of greebling to keep you busy for hours.

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28 Aug 19:57

House Wayans And Means Committee Approves $50 Million In Funding For ‘White Chicks’ Sequel

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion
27 Aug 14:44

Brazil Has Rejected The G7's $22M Aid Package To Fight The Amazon Fires

The money was promised by world leaders at the G7 summit in France. Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro’s chief of staff said that France couldn’t even prevent a fire in Notre Dame Cathedral.


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27 Aug 11:29

2019 VMAs Full Of People You Don’t Know, You Desiccated Corpse, You Putrid Crone, You Might As Well Be Dead

by The Onion
Philip.paulsson

LOL just last night Kev was saying he didn't even know they were happening. Also, it's in Newark!

LOS ANGELES—In a sign that the world has finally passed you by, sources confirmed Monday that this year’s 2019 MTV Video Music Awards featured an endless stream of people you don’t know, you withered corpse, you putrid crone, you might as well be dead and rotting in the dirt. “Tonight, the world honors singers and…

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26 Aug 11:33

Well-Ordering Principle

Philip.paulsson

Reminds me of the time me and my roommates/friends watched Back to the Future, and then decided to go to Cafe Campus all dressed up as different characters from the movies. It wasn't even close to being Halloween. We had a blast. One of us might have won this "worst McFly" award tho.

We could organize a nationwide old-photo-album search, but the real Worst McFly is probably lost to time.