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14 Aug 13:46

The Death of The Dying Swan

by Madison Mainwaring

Ballet at the movies.

Dying Swan 2

A still from The Dying Swan, 1917.

In the 1980s, Hellman’s launched an extensive campaign to rebrand its mayonnaise products as health conscious. Between shots of garishly pink salmon and luxuriant folds of Romaine lettuce were ballet dancers: “Without a choreographer,” the voice-over says, “there is no ballet … Without Hellman’s, there’s no salad.” (Maybe the copywriters were drawing from Yeats—“How can we know the dancer from the dance?”) Dancers are superimposed onto vegetables—one in orange twirls into a carrot—and a note in small type at the bottom says that Hellman’s “can help slimming or weight control.”

The ad only makes sense in light of the “tradition of morbidity,” as the former New Yorker critic Arlene Croce once called it: a certain subtext associated with the ballerina in popular culture. Movies, in particular, have over the course of a century misrepresented, if not outright disfigured, her. She’s a delicate, overwrought creature who shuns all material desires (including dessert, sex, and probably mayonnaise, too) for her craft. If you’re trying to sell a fat-laden emulsion of oil and eggs typically eaten on a red-checkered tablecloth with the WASP-ish anemia of the upper class, you’ll find no better spokesperson than the ballerina.

Of course, ballet in the theater has never been without its morbidities. The first ballet craze occurred in the Romantic era of the Bourbon Restoration, and the heroines of these “ballets blancs” tended to be otherworldly, half-human creatures who almost invariably died in the end; when ballet was first translated to the silver screen, its tragedies followed in a long line of fatalistic librettos.

Take The Dying Swan, from 1917, by the Russian director Yevgeni Bauer. Its lead, Gizella, was undoubtedly inspired by Giselle, perhaps the most famous Romantic ballet character of all time, conceived in 1841 by Théophile Gautier. Like Giselle, Gizella is disappointed when she sees her suitor with another woman. She then devotes herself to her performances, dancing The Dying Swan solo over and over again. An impresario-like painter, Glinskii, commissions her to sit for him in the postmortem swan pose. Of course, the suitor returns, full of remorse; happiness looks like it’s within reach. But during Gizella’s last session with Glinskii, he notices that she is, presumably under the influence of the rekindled romance, bright-eyed. “Gizella, are you alive?” he asks. “That won’t do at all.” He walks over, snaps her neck as if she’s a chicken, then returns to his canvas in order to complete his nature morte.

The Dying Swan contains elements of a ballet mythology that would appear and reappear in dance films for generations to come. Always, the dancer must choose between her art, out of which she has fashioned a career, and her life, which until the 1970s most likely involved marriage and kids. That, at least, would be the moral of The Men in Her Life (1941), in which the heroine implausibly collapses onstage during a performance because she is with child. (“But I can’t, Doctor! I’m a dancer.” “Nature makes no exceptions.”) Always the ballerina remains firmly in the patriarchal grip, passed from father to regisseur to prospective husband without any volition of her own. The men in her life mold her into whichever fantasy suits them; she usually dies because she can’t fulfill all of them at once.

Red Shoes

From The Red Shoes.

It’s worth noting that the pop-culture ballerina is forced to choose between career and family only because she has a career in the first place. Ballerinas were given screen time long before other female artists or athletes. Gizella wears a wristwatch, which in 1917 signified that she was a modern woman.1 And despite the way the ballerina almost always plays the ingenue—even the older women appear frozen in puberty—she knows how to wield her body in highly skilled and very uningenue-like ways.

While feature films maintained the impossibility of reconciling backstage with center stage, the dream sequences made popular in movies such as On the Town (1949) and An American in Paris (1951) furthered ballet’s association with the exotic and ethereal. The hero of the Hollywood musical thought of his love interest wearing pointe shoes, presumably because of their connotation with swoony romance. According to George Balanchine, the founder of the New York City Ballet, this made ballet integral to the film industry: “it introduces a completely imaginative world whose form is of a plastic nature—a visual perfection of imaginative life.”2 These dream sequences contained all the erotic undertones of the surrealist movement—Guillaume Apollinaire actually coined the term surréalisme when he wrote about the ballet Parade in 1917—except the idea was not to épate le bourgeois but to cater to them. 3 Ballet was still considered the “public exposure of a naked female,” as it had been according to Samuel F. B. Morse, but leotards and leg extensions allowed just enough to be seen.4

This ultrashiny veneer is probably what induces everyone to imagine the ballet world’s lurid underpinnings. Michael Powell, one of the creators of The Red Shoes (1948), wrote that much of the film was shot with one image in mind, that of “the shattered body of the ballerina on the railroad tracks, and her Red shoes, red with blood.”5 Pointe shoes are worshipped almost as if they are witchy familiars; in Grand Hotel (1932), Greta Garbo kisses them, and in The Red Shoes, Moira Shearer strokes them at night when she can’t sleep. The ballet gods are harsh. “You don’t honor ballet by your presence in it; ballet honors you,” Madame Kirowa says in Waterloo Bridge. Her pupil Myra is kicked out of the company for going on a date, recourses to prostitution, and dies shortly thereafter.

Grand Hotel

From Grand Hotel.

When the Motion Picture Production Code relaxed and sex became more explicit onscreen, the movies started focusing even more on the ritualistic sacrifice the ballerinas committed for their art. In films like The Turning Point (1977) and Center Stage (2000), the dancer doesn’t have a menstrual period—she’s too thin—but she still suffers from “love’s eternal wound” by the loss of blood from her toes. If The Black Swan (2010) is to be believed, there are corpses in the stage wings.

The real casualty of such depictions has been the dancing itself. While the tropes of The Dying Swan movie have remained firmly entrenched in the popular conception of the art form, ballet has changed a lot since 1917. Of course the art requires extreme dedication and willpower, and of course the dancers do nigh-impossible things with their bodies. But many of them are married. Some of them even have kids. Their bodies are more athletic than skeletal, and the men dance just as much as the women. If ballerinas are psychotic, the press offices cover this up remarkably well.

Dying Swan 1

From The Dying Swan.

The movie ballerina is usually rescued by an act of miscegenation: her highfalutin art mingles with those “of the people,” such as tap in The Band Wagon (1953), jazz in Center Stage (“Why can’t dancing always be this fun!”), or hip-hop in Save the Last Dance (2001). In actuality, ballet’s avant-garde is and has always been rooted in classical technique. The Dying Swan solo featured in the film is still performed every so often, and dancers playing Odette in Swan Lake will make reference to it with a particular movement of the arms. But these museum pieces are shown alongside works made by living choreographers such as Alexei Ratmansky and Justin Peck. Their ballets are decidedly more interesting to watch than the hair-flowing hippy-dippiness of the numbers shown in The Company (2003), or the rock-and-roll inspired sequence of Center Stage, which pairs red pointe shoes with a motorcycle.

Yet few people know this, because few of them are seeing ballet as it’s performed live. As the New Yorker’s Joan Acocella has pointed out, we’re learning about ballet at the movies rather than any center for the arts. In 2008 the NEA found that only 7 percent of the American population had seen a live ballet performance in the past twelve months. Ballet retains an elitist reputation, even though its tickets are cheaper than most pop concerts.

Why is “real” ballet so shy of the silver screen? The answer has something to do with a consistent wariness displayed by the dance world at large. Sergei Diaghilev, the mastermind behind the Ballets Russes, worked hard to associate his company with the Cubists and Surrealists rather than the music hall; in order to do so, he felt it necessary to keep his troupe far away from the cameras. According to the biographer of the British ballerina Margot Fonteyn, “the transposition of ballet to celluloid was a vulgarity.”6 Such was the stigma surrounding time spent on screen that Moira Shearer made a permanent transition into the movies; once she began to appear in films, her career as a performer (and she was a great one) never recovered.

It wasn’t until the sixties, when ballet programs started to be featured regularly on PBS and the BBC, that dancers like Baryshnikov, Nureyev, and Fonteyn became household names. Even then, this “transposition” was disparaged; one critic said that the choreography was “raped by technology.”7 Edwin Denby wrote that filming dance was like “playing a symphony for the radio but shifting the microphone arbitrarily from one instrument to another.”8 Others have noted that the mediation of the screen negates the “kinetic empathy,” a physical feeling for the movement in one’s own body that is often described as ballet’s most powerful effect.

Lately there’s been a revitalized effort at capturing ballet onscreen, and from within the dance community itself. During this past month’s Tribeca Film Festival, two ballet shorts had their premiere: Les Bosquets, the artist JR’s take on the 2005 riots in French suburbs, and Early Sunday Morning, which is set to a sound track by Sufjan Stevens. And a documentary paid tribute to Misty Copeland, star of the American Ballet Theatre, who has advertised everything from Dr. Pepper to Under Armour. (The latter shows off her muscles with the high definition usually reserved for athletes.) Ballet 422, a close look at Justin Peck’s creative process, hit theaters nationwide in February. “The first time the dancers saw it, a lot of them came up to me and said ‘This is the most honest portrait I’ve ever seen of what our life is like,’” the producer Ellen Bar, herself a former NYCB soloist, told me over the phone. Ballet 422 has no interviews and no backstory—instead it manages, beautifully, to capture workaday details like the dyeing of costume fabric and fiddling with light controls. These start to look like visual ballets in their own right.

Then again, some more recent documentary efforts have fulfilled stereotypes at their histrionic worst. Breaking Pointe, which marked reality TV’s foray into ballet, distributed promo images of dancers on shards of broken mirrors; their petty rivalries made the Kardashian family look gracious by comparison. But the recent image of the art form has more to do with glimpses of ephemeral physicality set to music, and these prove more compelling than any hammy backstage drama. They might just be enough to get us to skip the movies, for once, and see what it’s actually like onstage.

Madison Mainwaring trained at the Rock School in Philadelphia. Her writing and criticism has been featured by The American Reader, BOMB, The Brooklyn Rail, The Fjord Review, Lapham's Quarterly, and VICE. She lives in Manhattan.

[1] Youngblood, Denise. The Magic Mirror: Moviemaking in Russia, 1908-1918. Madison: University of Wisconsin Press (1989), p. 99.
[2] Roper, Susan, “Balanchine in Hollywood.” The Ballet Review, Winter 1995, p. 58.
[3] Bohn, Willard. The Rise of Surrealism: Cubism, Dada, and the Pursuit of the Marvelous. New York: SUNY Press (2002), p.125.
[4] Swift, Mary Grace. Belles and Beaux on Their Toes: Dancing Stars in Young America. Lanham: University of America Press (1982), p. 24.
[5] Powell, Michael. “The Red Shoes.” Reading Dance, ed. by Robert Gottlieb. New York: Random House, p. 884.
[6] Daneman, Meredith. Margot Fonteyn. New York: Viking (2004), p. 202.
[7] Schmidt, J. “Exploitation or Symbiosis? On the Contradictions Between Dance and Video.” Ballet International, 14.1 (January 1991), p. 97.
[8] Denby, Edwin. Dance Writings and Poetry. Yale: Yale University Press (1998), p. 87.

06 May 22:33

Spotted by our Uncle Eli on the mean streets of Silverlake.



Spotted by our Uncle Eli on the mean streets of Silverlake.

06 May 21:05

Abraham Lincoln Carte-de-visite photographs. Harvard Art Museum...



Abraham Lincoln Carte-de-visite photographs. Harvard Art Museum collection.

02 May 12:14

newshour: Freddie Gray’s death has been ruled a...



newshour:

Freddie Gray’s death has been ruled a homicide.

Maryland state attorney Marilyn J. Mosby just announced that Baltimore resident Freddie Gray’s death was ruled a homicide.

Criminal charges have been pressed against the six police officers involved in his arrest.

Learn more.

02 May 08:08

Fendcothe bag | vintage 1970s leather purse • brown leather satchel by DearGolden

48,00 USD

Vintage 1970s tan leather satchel with flap and buckle closure and long, cross-body strap.

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02 May 07:47

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02 May 07:46

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modernjunecleaver:

Batman Returns (1992) Taking a moment to appreciate the glory of Selina Kyle’s apartment.

01 May 19:21

Delicious Meditation: Vegan Mandala Cakes by Chef Stephen McCarty

by Benjamin Starr
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via Chelsea

ATTN OVERBEY
ATTN
ATTN

also, firehose (cake can, in fact, do anything)

YO IS IT

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Mandala Cakes Stephen McCarty 2

In a meditation on beauty and impermanence, Buddhist monks spend days creating intricate sand mandalas that will be wiped away once completed. Chef Stephen McCarty does that with cakes. His artful creations, made under the name Sukhavati Raw Desserts, are made from vegan ingredients and decorated with exquisite hand-drawn mandalas that like their ancient counterparts will be gone within days. These, of course, will be joyously eaten.

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The designs on McCarty’s cakes are created using natural plant and fruit extracts. Delicious flavors range from White Chocolate Blackberry and Strawberry Rose Cacao, to Lavender Lemon Blueberry and Coconut Lime White Rainbow. Designs range from those inspired by traditional mandalas, to some that look like tie-dye shirts. For more delicious inspiration, give McCarty a follow on Instagram.

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01 May 18:44

"What’s it like to go through cancer treatment? It’s something like this: one day, you’re minding..."

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via firehose via ThePrettiestOne

firehose: "that weird moment when your friend gets reblogged by Seanan McGuire on tumblr and shared by someone you don't know on ThOR"

...and then reshared by your friend on ThOR

this was originally a facebook post, from maybe a month ago, and then ayesha put it on tumblr and then

What’s it like to go through cancer treatment? It’s something like this: one day, you’re minding your own business, you open the fridge to get some breakfast, and OH MY GOD THERE’S A MOUNTAIN LION IN YOUR FRIDGE.

Wait, what? How? Why is there a mountain lion in your fridge? NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. RUN! THE MOUNTAIN LION WILL KILL YOU! UNLESS YOU FIND SOMETHING EVEN MORE FEROCIOUS TO KILL IT FIRST!

So you take off running, and the mountain lion is right behind you. You know the only thing that can kill a mountain lion is a bear, and the only bear is on top of the mountain, so you better find that bear. You start running up the mountain in hopes of finding the bear. Your friends desperately want to help, but they are powerless against mountain lions, as mountain lions are godless killing machines. But they really want to help, so they’re cheering you on and bringing you paper cups of water and orange slices as you run up the mountain and yelling at the mountain lion - “GET LOST, MOUNTAIN LION, NO ONE LIKES YOU” - and you really appreciate the support, but the mountain lion is still coming.

Also, for some reason, there’s someone in the crowd who’s yelling “that’s not really a mountain lion, it’s a puma” and another person yelling “I read that mountain lions are allergic to kale, have you tried rubbing kale on it?”

As you’re running up the mountain, you see other people fleeing their own mountain lions. Some of the mountain lions seem comparatively wimpy - they’re half grown and only have three legs or whatever, and you think to yourself - why couldn’t I have gotten one of those mountain lions? But then you look over at the people who are fleeing mountain lions the size of a monster truck with huge prehistoric saber fangs, and you feel like an asshole for even thinking that - and besides, who in their right mind would want to fight a mountain lion, even a three-legged one?

Finally, the person closest to you, whose job it is to take care of you - maybe a parent or sibling or best friend or, in my case, my husband - comes barging out of the woods and jumps on the mountain lion, whaling on it and screaming “GODDAMMIT MOUNTAIN LION, STOP TRYING TO EAT MY WIFE,” and the mountain lion punches your husband right in the face. Now your husband (or whatever) is rolling around on the ground clutching his nose, and he’s bought you some time, but you still need to get to the top of the mountain.

Eventually you reach the top, finally, and the bear is there. Waiting. For both of you. You rush right up to the bear, and the bear rushes the mountain lion, but the bear has to go through you to get to the mountain lion, and in doing so, the bear TOTALLY KICKS YOUR ASS, but not before it also punches your husband in the face. And your husband is now staggering around with a black eye and bloody nose, and saying “can I get some help, I’ve been punched in the face by two apex predators and I think my nose is broken,” and all you can say is “I’M KIND OF BUSY IN CASE YOU HADN’T NOTICED I’M FIGHTING A MOUNTAIN LION.”

Then, IF YOU ARE LUCKY, the bear leaps on the mountain lion and they are locked in epic battle until finally the two of them roll off a cliff edge together, and the mountain lion is dead.
Maybe. You’re not sure - it fell off the cliff, but mountain lions are crafty. It could come back at any moment.

And all your friends come running up to you and say “that was amazing! You’re so brave, we’re so proud of you! You didn’t die! That must be a huge relief!”
Meanwhile, you blew out both your knees, you’re having an asthma attack, you twisted your ankle, and also you have been mauled by a bear. And everyone says “boy, you must be excited to walk down the mountain!” And all you can think as you stagger to your feet is “fuck this mountain, I never wanted to climb it in the first place.”



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Caitlin Feeley - the one, the only, the magnificent.
(The only edits I’ve made are a few carriage returns for readability. - DPK)


This is EXACTLY how Treatment works.

(via phatfred)

01 May 18:39

willowscully: lights on the train looked like tiny stars





willowscully:

lights on the train looked like tiny stars

01 May 15:31

I can't stop collecting cats in this Japanese smartphone game

by Laura Hudson
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my one cat went away

I bought some yarn and put it on the porch though

nekoatsume

Sometimes I can't tell how much of my affection for cats is genuine and how much is the toxoplasmosis talking, but in the end it doesn't matter: I love their silly faces. That's probably why I've fallen for Nekoastume, an adorable Japanese smartphone game whose name translates as "collecting cats."

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01 May 15:28

Officers Face Charges After Freddie Gray’s Death Ruled Homicide

by mileskohrman2014

Baltimore’s state’s attorney announced Friday that there was probable cause in the Freddie Case case and that charges will be filed against six police officers in his death.

“I assured his family that no one is above the law and that I would pursue justice on their behalf,” Marilyn Mosby said in a press conference on Friday.

The charges against the officers include second-degree murder, manslaughter, assault and misconduct in office, among others.

These are Mosby’s first public comments on the case. Her announcement that her office’s investigation had determined Gray’s death was a homicide was met with cheers from Baltimore residents, who have held protests and riots demanding justice for the 25-year-old.

Read more from our partners at NBC News

01 May 15:28

Volunteers Burn Nepal’s Unclaimed Bodies as Death Toll Rises

by conalurquhart

The crematory pyres outside the revered Pashupatinath Temple in Kathmandu spew grey-white smoke into the bright sun of Friday afternoon. Below, local women wade into the shallows of the revered Bagwati, splashing water on their arms to wash and cool down. At the water’s edge, families gather to bid goodbye to their loved ones. But six days after a 7.8 magnitude earthquake rattled this landlocked nation, officials are struggling to figure out where to store their unclaimed dead.

“We just do not have enough space in the refrigerators” says Bishnu Joshi, an officer with the municipal government in Kathmandu. Wearing a black athletic jacket and matching face mask, Joshi directs the large flatbed trucks lined with the dead, swarmed by flies. After entering the temple compound, the trucks must drive down a crude, mud-worn slope and into the Bhagwati River, through the shallows, and onto the grassy shoal at the river’s center. There, team of volunteers, wearing plain clothes, latex gloves, and medical masks, climb into the flatbed, lifting, dragging or pushing the bodies, wooden with rigor mortis, onto waiting stretchers for deposit atop hastily arranged funeral pyres.

Unlike the formal cremation ceremony, familiar to the thousands of visitors who pass through Pashupatinath each year, there was no pomp or circumstance to this afternoon’s procedure. The unclothed and uncovered bodies are simply tipped off the stretcher, two bodies to each pile, and set alight by the young volunteers as a small but vocal crowd looked on.

These bodies are the unclaimed dead housed at Tribhuvan University Teaching Hospital in Kathmandu. As the death toll has passed 5,500, the university is running out of areas to store the bodies.

Volunteers help move the bodies. “I just wanted to help this week,” said Ramos Tamang, an 18-year-old college student who studies management. As droplets of sweat dripped from his forehead to the edge of his medical mask, the smell of decomposed matter wafted up from his latex gloves. Tamang describes the job as a “horror”, but it is one he’s committed to. His uncle and grandfather were killed last weekend when the family home, in the town of Nuwakot, collapsed. With his friend, Suhesh Kattel, 17, Ramos has joined one of many groups distributing aid and providing assistance in the aftermath of the disaster.

Kattel was similarly moved after visiting his friend’s father, who had his hand amputated due to injuries sustained during the earthquake. “My family wasn’t a victim of this earthquake,” Kattel told TIME, looking beyond the river to the opposite bank where families wait for their loved one’s turn on the cremation pyre. “I feel so sorry for all these families.”

Down on the shoal, young men like Kattel and Tamang are joined by 13 volunteers from the Khawalung Monastery. The monastery’s students, like Tashi,19, have supplied all volunteers with latex gloves as protection while moving the bodies. The students, dressed in sleeveless red robes and bright yellow vests, have matching yellow baseball caps.

“I am pretty scared of the dead bodies,” says Tashi, his arms, legs and face still wet after washing up after the day. They had disposed of 20 bodies in just over 30 minutes, but through the hottest time of the day. Asked why he had decided to volunteer, particularly given his apprehension, he said he was eager to find some way he could help.

Officials expect the death toll to climb to 6,000 as rescue and relief teams move through the countryside. According to an official in the forensic unit at Tribhuvan University Teaching Hospital contacted Friday evening, there are 33 unclaimed bodies in the morgue, 26 have yet to be identified, and the hospital is adding an average of 10 bodies to the morgue each day.

01 May 14:39

Sick puppy home from the vet

Russian Sledges

via Chelsea

01 May 14:25

How old does a machine think you look?

by Rob Beschizza
nope how-old.net is your new dispassionate algorithmic measure of self-worth. I am closing in on 40 and am male and I feel pretty today. [via]
01 May 14:03

ryeou: little twin stars instax mini 8

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I am tempted to buy this every time I wander into Maruq to look for stockings when I'm in SF Japantown

01 May 14:00

givemeadecentusername: theunitofcaring: i honestly thought I’d be the first person posting in the...

givemeadecentusername:

theunitofcaring:

i honestly thought I’d be the first person posting in the Vladimir Putin tag on A03, but actually it looks like there’s an established Putin slash fandom

you’ve got your obvious ships:

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your self-inserts:

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exciting political rivalries:

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time travel and improbable threesomes:

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the internet is an amazing thing

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So is there a three way of Sauron, Vladimir Putin, and Voldemort? Enquiring minds and all that.

01 May 13:52

DESTINATION | THE-REED.COM

by Lizzie
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oh shit tomboy style has a store now



Hello! The Reed is here! Part blog, part store, and part travel site, I hope you enjoy the new destination of not only this blog, but the other elements of the site as well. I will work to grow and perfect this new venture organically, but it is just the beginning and that means some items are in extremely limited supply. Please bear with The Reed's fledgling state—inventory will get deeper and hiccups will be more infrequent as time goes on and we get in the groove.

Thank you so much for being patient with this transition and being a part of The Reed as it launches! There's some really exciting things coming down the pipeline too, can't wait to share it all!

Please let me know what you think once you're there...or here!

x
LGM


01 May 12:22

The cactus stands alone

by adamg
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I admit that I kind of love the giant neon cactus

WCVB posted photos of the demolition of the old Hilltop steakhouse in Saugus today.

01 May 12:21

Photo

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01 May 11:54

Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*

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via willowbl00

Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
Me: *putting on makeup*
Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
Guy: Well, yea.
Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
Guy: Um.
Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.
01 May 11:00

lezdoorsoftarantino: Fuck that shit! Let’s kill this...



















lezdoorsoftarantino:

Fuck that shit! Let’s kill this bastard

Death Proof (2007) Quentin Tarantino

01 May 10:49

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Group Project

by admin@smbc-comics.com
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via Ibstopher

Hovertext: Luckily, the class wasn't Pass-Fail.


New comic!
Today's News:
01 May 10:38

The Little-Known Bowling Alley at McMurdo Station in Antarctica

by E.D.W. Lynch
Russian Sledges

via firehose

Antarctica Bowling Alley
photo by Raymond/National Science Foundation

Back in 1961, the U.S. Navy built a bowling alley at McMurdo Station, a United States research center in Antarctica. The two-lane alley featured a Brunswick manual pinset system, which required pinsetters to clear fallen pins and place new pins by hand. The world’s southernmost bowling alley served the station’s scientists and staff for nearly 50 years. It was dismantled in 2009 due to decades of wear on the alley and the alley building.

Antarctica Bowling Alley
photo by Sandwich Girl

Antarctica Bowling Alley
photo by Sandwich Girl

Antarctica Bowling Alley
photo by Ken Klassy

via Sandwich Girl, Messy Nessy Chic

01 May 10:23

Horse Quiltimation: A Quilt Made to Animate

by Rusty Blazenhoff
Russian Sledges

via Chelsea

This is really cool. Cartoonist Nina Paley (with the help of Chris CarlsonTheodore Gray, and the "Behemoth") created a quilt based on the circa 1878 "Horse in Motion" photographs by Edweard Muybridge. She's named the carefully-crafted piece, "Horse Quiltimation." When you put it all together in an animation, it looks like the horse is running. Well done! 

[link]

 

01 May 10:22

Nextdoor, the social network for neighbors, is becoming a home for racial profiling

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via saucie

Nextdoor, the social network for neighbors, is becoming a home for racial profiling:
While Nextdoor’s ability to assist in crime-spotting has been celebrated as its “killer feature” by tech pundits, the app is also facilitating some of the same racial profiling we see playing out in cities across the country. Rather than bridging gaps between neighbors, Nextdoor can become a forum for paranoid racialism—the equivalent of the nosy Neighborhood Watch appointee in a gated community.

Ahlberg is an East Coast native who moved to Oakland three years ago; Ivy Hill, where she lives, is what real estate agents call a “transitioning” neighborhood. She appreciates the information-sharing benefits of Nextdoor, but is concerned about the racial profiling that happens there. Since signing up for the app in 2012, Ahlberg has repeatedly seen black people in the neighborhood described as “suspicious” characters. “The most agitated alert messages are, by far, in reference to young black men who are seen as dangerous or a possible threat,” she said.
01 May 10:21

becausebirds: Dutch “Terror Owl” finally caught on video. This...

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via firehose ("fuck your head")

"cuddly owl" = "terror owl"







becausebirds:

Dutch “Terror Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been terrorizing the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads or attack them. This bird was at large for an entire year before being captured and relocated for its safety.

Watch the video

01 May 10:19

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been...

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via rosalind







Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

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01 May 00:48

Haitian Artists Help Photographer Create A Photographic Tarot Deck

by Paul Caridad
Russian Sledges

via Chelsea

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In this beautiful, collaborative project, photographer Alice Smeets teams up with Haitian artist group Atis Rezistans to bring the tarot deck to life. The project, which they call The Ghetto Tarot involves re-creating the scenes of the Rider Waite Tarot deck in the slums of Haiti. Using trash and found items, the artists pose as a character in the tarot and Smeets captures the image against the vibrant backdrops of the region.

Smeets explains, “Our intention is not a glorification of the life in the Ghetto, but to feature the Haitian Ghetto and poverty in general in another light. I have observed over and over again that those, who the world calls “the poor”, are full of strength, full of life, joy and creativity. I believe we need more people in this world to start looking at them that way and stop seeing them as victims of a deserted and hopeless situation.”

Although The Ghetto Tarot has already reached its funding goals on IndieGoGo, there are still awesome prizes left to purchase over the next 28 days. See more work by Alice Smeets on her website. For a full interview with Alice Smeets, click here.

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Via junk-culture.com and huffingtonpost.com

01 May 00:47

No dice required: A medieval prayer wheel surfaces, but how it was used is anyone’s guess

by David Van Biema
Russian Sledges

via overbey ("Ask me about gamification.")

NEW YORK (RNS) If much of life in the High Middle Ages seems foreign to us, the wheel -- along with four others like it that have survived to the present -- is a real riddle.

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